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Chapter 316 The Nervous Young Marshal Lu
When Yu Fei was sleeping in a daze, he was woken up by the ringing of the phone. Before he even opened his eyes, he frowned and began to search.

After returning to the farm last night, he entered the space and built up the remaining two walls of the wooden house. When he shouted success, he suddenly felt something was wrong.

There isn't even a door here, how can I get out by myself?I didn't expect that the story of building a pigsty that I heard when I was a child actually happened to me.

As a last resort, it took a lot of effort to open a door. This was a lesson for him. There are many things that are not as simple as he thought.

Or maybe the water in my mind should be squeezed.

This caused him to be busy in it for a long time after the phone's alarm rang, so that it felt like he had just fallen asleep.

After groping for the phone, Yu Fei glanced at it. It was a video call from Young Marshal Lu, and he connected after cursing.

"Xiao Fei, Xiao Fei, where are you, why is it so dark over there, I can't even see you." Young Marshal Lu's voice came from the phone.

Can it be pitch black?After Yu Fei connected it, he directly covered it with the quilt.

Yu Fei picked up his mobile phone and looked at his big face and said, "You said you didn't sleep in the middle of the night, so what kind of video did you send me? If you can't sleep, go to Wang Wenqian, why are you looking for me?"

"Middle of the night?" Young Marshal Lu said with an exaggerated expression: "It's past four o'clock, and you still say it's midnight, so you must be sleeping in again."

"Your uncle." Yu Fei really couldn't hold back this time: "You sent me a video after four o'clock, did your brain get flooded? Or did you just come out of some club?"

"Am I that kind of person?" Young Marshal Lu said with a serious face, "Brother is out of singles today, how can I still be like you, a single who no one wants."

Yu Fei's mind froze a bit, he thought for a while before realizing that today is Young Marshal Lu's engagement day, he forgot about it.

Shaking his head, Yu Fei squeezed out a smile and said: "I almost forgot about this, I wish you a happy engagement here, a matchstick that has been wiped countless times, from now on it can finally be lit upright gone."

"Your uncle." Young Marshal Lu said with a look of disgust: "You better stop laughing, I'm so scared when I see it, what's the meaning of rubbing it countless times, bro, I'm a pure little virgin."

Yu Fei yawned and said: "You are talking about you 20 years ago, you didn't have that function at that time, so you can keep an innocent body."

"Okay, I won't be poor with you anymore." Young Marshal Lu took two steps back and said, "What do you think of my outfit today?"

Yu Fei took a look. Although Young Marshal Lu usually has a coquettish look, this kid is definitely the first choice for being a duck, even with his body and appearance.

Coupled with today's formal attire and a little makeup on his face, he can bear the title of "little fresh meat".

"Don't talk about it." Although thinking like this in his heart, Yu Fei still said: "It's okay, you are wearing this outfit, which really confirms the saying, a man depends on his clothes and a horse depends on his saddle, this set of saddles is quite suitable for you of."

"Damn, I knew you couldn't spit out ivory from your mouth. Fortunately, I wanted you to look at it for me." Young Marshal Lu said angrily.

"Your head is flooded, isn't it? You don't know that I don't care much about my clothes, and you still come to ask my opinion? Why don't you go to your brothers to help you take a look." Yu Fei's The face disappeared from the phone screen again, and the hands were sore.

"Aren't I embarrassed?" Young Marshal Lu said, "Don't go, it's pitch black again, it makes me feel like watching a ghost movie."

As a last resort, Yu Fei lay there on his side, put his phone on the pillow and said, "Is it all right this time?"

Young Marshal Lu nodded.

"Hypocritical." Yu Fei said: "Usually I haven't seen you talk about watching ghost movies on the phone, but this time I remembered it. Tell me, what are you embarrassed about?"

Young Marshal Lu's expression suddenly twisted, and Yu Fei quickly said: "Stop, stop, stop quickly, why are you flirting with me again? If you have something to say, don't make such an expression, I am really watching What about ghost movies?"

Young Marshal Lu glanced left and right, then leaned over and said in a low voice, "I'm suddenly a little nervous, and I'm very frightened, look..."

As he spoke, he wiped his forehead and handed it to the camera, saying, "I'm sweating in this cold weather."

Seeing his serious expression, Yu Fei suddenly laughed out loud: "The temperature of your air conditioner is too high."

"What are you laughing at? See if I'm joking?" Young Marshal Lu said with a displeased face: "I don't turn on the air conditioner here at all. I was afraid that those bastards would laugh at me, so I told you. I didn't expect You make fun of me too."

Yu Fei put away his smile, thought for a while and said, "Is there any external resistance to the union between you and Wang Wenqian? Will anyone object?"

"The two parties have already made an agreement, and those opposing voices have disappeared. Where is the resistance?" Lu Shaoshuai said.

"Then do you not like Wang Wenqian or does she not like you?" Yu Fei continued to ask.

Young Marshal Lu's expression was a little confused for a while, but he soon became firm: "When I was young, she was one of the people I hated the most, but later I slowly realized that she is the person I care about the most in my life. .”

"As for her treatment of me, you have seen it too. There is absolutely nothing to say about it, except for the occasional violence."

Yu Fei muttered softly: "Masochist."

Then he said with a serious face: "Then since the two of you love each other and there is no external resistance, why are you so nervous? Is it because you are afraid that the woman's family will make you look bad, or Are you afraid that you will make a fool of yourself?"

After speaking, he concluded by himself: "These two sentences seem to have the same meaning!"

"How come?" Lu Shaoshuai said: "I have confidence in me, it is impossible to make a fool of myself, I have rehearsed several times at home, besides, this is just an engagement ceremony, not a real marriage, just wearing a ring thing."

"It's over, why are you nervous about such a simple matter?" Yu Fei scolded him.

Young Marshal Lu took a deep breath, then let it out again and said, "Yes, I'm not nervous, just like when I was at home."

But before he said this twice, he immediately collapsed: "I'm still nervous, especially when I think of putting a ring on Qianqian, I feel like I can't breathe."

Yu Fei was speechless, thought for a while and enlightened: "The reason why you are nervous is because you care too much about her, because you care too much about her, so you care about your performance in front of her and her family."

"Just imagine her as the girlfriends you paid for in the past, so you will relax a lot, and maybe you will have some unexpected gains."

"Fuck you." Young Marshal Lu howled, "Can those women from before be compared to Qianqian? All of them together are not worth a single hair of Qianqian."

"Your uncle, I'm giving you some advice. I'd love to hear it. If you don't listen, get out of here. Don't delay my sleep." Yu Fei felt that this guy's head had been stuffed to death by Wang Wenqian.

"Then you gave me a serious idea, what is this?" Young Marshal Lu said in frustration.

"This is the most effective. I don't want you to really look at her like this, but a way of hypnosis for yourself, so that your heart will become stronger, and you can be your little girl again after the engagement is over." Yu Fei patiently Speaking of.

Although Young Marshal Lu muttered something, he still asked, "Is this really effective?"

Yu Fei said: "Start hypnotizing yourself from now on, tell yourself that the woman you are engaged to is an ordinary woman, she is not your Qianqian, let alone your queen."

Young Marshal Lu seemed to be thinking about it several times in his heart, and then suddenly asked: "Do you think I will be beaten if I go too far?"

"Your uncle, I have taught you all the methods, don't you know how to play freely? Do you still need to turn on the video to ask me for advice when you enter the bridal chamber?" Yu Fei said angrily.

"Let me poke, I'm a seasoned man, I can guide you." Young Marshal Lu said: "Okay, I won't chat with you for now, I need self-hypnosis."

After talking, he hung up the call, and after Yu Fei said something about crossing the river and demolishing the bridge, he lay back under the covers with an expression of enjoyment on his face.

Just when he was about to fall asleep, his phone rang again, and he glanced at it, it was still a video call from Young Marshal Lu, what's the matter?

After Yu Fei connected, he saw Lu Shaoshuai's slightly excited face: "Xiao Fei, the method you said really works. I suddenly feel that all this is not as difficult as I thought."

Yu Fei rubbed his forehead, and then roared into the phone: "Your uncle, you don't need to report this kind of thing to me. I slept less than two hours tonight. Can you let me sleep for a while?"

Young Marshal Lu was startled for a moment, and then said: "Even if I am willing to sacrifice myself, then you can't reach it now."

Yu Fei felt that the big veins on his forehead were twitching. This guy's brain hole has always been so big, and his brain circuit has always been so strange.

He gritted his teeth and said, "You idiot, hurry up and prepare for your ceremony, can I sleep alone?"

Young Marshal Lu made a shivering movement, then hugged himself with both hands, and said with a mean face: "Empty, lonely, cold..."

Then there were bursts of cheap laughter, and before Yu Fei could speak, he hung up the phone...

……

When Yu Fei woke up in the morning, he yawned continuously. It wasn't because he thought about it so early, but because he couldn't fall asleep after being stimulated by Young Marshal Lu, so he got up early, who knew he would start to feel sleepy.

Just when the people passing by him were making fun of him, Yu Fei received a phone call, and after a phone call, he said a few words to Shi Fang and drove away from the farm.

(End of this chapter)