i have a mountain

Chapter 353 Eggs Can Cure All Diseases
After lunch, Fan Hui snored happily. He was sitting on the sofa at Zhang Hongzhao's house.

Zhang Hongzhao slapped him vigorously on the buttocks, and said that you will sleep to death, and he just waved his hand.

The three of Yu Fei made a cup of tea each, and sat on the side chatting.

"Business is hard to do recently!" Chen Kaiqiang saw the busy scene in Zhang Hongzhao's shop, patted his thigh and said, "Looking at the good business of Lao Wu, I have the urge to change my career."

"You pull it down." Zhang Hongzhao said: "We don't bring such a joker, it's hard to return your business? Don't you earn the house in the past few years for your big run? You can still do with my small business. See it?"

Chen Kaiqiang sighed and said: "Interlacing is like a mountain. It not only means that you don't know how to do it, but also that you don't know some details inside. It seems that we are very bright, but how do you know our difficulties?"

"If I hadn't looked at this line of work and brought me a stable income, I would have given up a lot. To be honest, I really envy you two now!"

"If it weren't for someone pulling your dan, you probably would have gone to heaven long ago."

Zhang Hongzhao's sharp words caught Yu Fei's eyes and ears. He didn't expect this honest person to have such a side.

"Don't think about it so much, just earn money honestly, and you want to become a fat man with one bite, don't you see if you have the old fat physique?"

"Damn it." Yu Fei immediately became angry: "You two talk about it, why do you want to bring me? Didn't I just get fatter when I was in school? Are you still going to finish?"

"It's not over!"

The two are very neat.

"Did you see that Fan Hui was knocked down, so you want to find another toy?" Yu Fei said not to be outdone, "Let me tell you two, I am not a vegetarian."

"If you're a vegetarian, you won't grow fat." Zhang Hongzhao was still very sharp.

"Come on, don't call yourself brother today, let's practice solo and see if I can knock you down." Yu Fei rolled up his sleeves and said.

Fan Hui said in a daze, "Practice~ who is afraid of whom!"

Yu Fei slapped him backhand: "What's the matter with you? Sleep with you."

Fan Hui groaned, rubbed his butt, turned over and found a comfortable place to continue squinting.

Chen Kaiqiang looked at him seriously, and said with some uncertainty: "Is this kid pretending to be asleep or is he really drunk? I remember that his drinking capacity seems to be so much?"

"Who knows?" Yu Fei slapped Fan Hui again, which only caused a burst of humming.

"Maybe when he's in a good mood, he can drink two taels more."

"It makes sense." Zhang Hongzhao had an inquiring expression on his face: "Next time he drinks again, increase his drinking capacity by two taels. If he doesn't drink, then drink it, drink it hard, drink it to death..."

Seeing Fan Hui who didn't respond, he poked with his finger and said, "I seem to be really drunk today."

"Hey~ Aren't you two going to practice solo? Why is there no more to this?" Chen Kaiqiang reminded.

"Another day, I'll let him go today." Yu Fei said with a very magnanimous look.

"Besides, he can't use it in this field. Go back to my place. There are about a hundred acres of land. I can chase him out like a dog."

Chen Kaiqiang laughed, folded his arms and said to Zhang Hongzhao: "What? You don't want to express any opinion?"

Zhang Hongzhao said casually: "At that time, I will be walking the dog~"

Chen Kaiqiang smiled and said to Fei: "You can bear this, if it were me, I would have beaten him up long ago."

Yu Fei took a sip of his tea slowly and said, "Bigness, you have to be big in life. We are human beings, so we can't have the same knowledge as this kind of animal that just took human form."

"You two are really inked..."

……

After leaving Zhang Hongzhao's house, Yu Fei rushed straight to the pharmacy opened by the old monster, and was stunned when he reached the door.

When I was in the medicine capital, the shop of the old monster was empty, but the pharmacy opened here was crowded with people, and most of them were old men and women.

"Hey~ that young man, didn't you see that everyone is queuing up? Why are you squeezing? It's because of your size, right?" An old lady scolded Fei with a raised eyebrow.

"I'm just going in to find someone." Yu Fei felt that he didn't have enough confidence.

"That's what people said in the past, people said that in the past, should we line up again, young people, why don't they have any quality?" said another aunt who didn't look very annoying.

Let me go, Yu Fei immediately became angry, that is, these are old men and old ladies, if you try this with a young man, I will not slap you to death.

Yu Fei didn't pay attention to those people, and just rushed in. The people behind tried to hold him back, but they didn't succeed.

After Yu Fei squeezed in, he realized why there were so many old men and women queuing up to receive free eggs.

The poster in the store clearly stated that as long as it is within a certain period of time, elderly people as old as 55 can come to the store with their ID cards to receive a catty of eggs for free, and the top [-] will be supplied every day.

Based on the performance of those aunts just now, Yu Fei reckons that the condition of being in the top [-] can basically be ignored, so they won't care so much, as long as I come, you have to give me eggs.

It didn't take much effort for Yu Fei to find the store manager. This store manager seems to be a relative of Zhang Suqin. It is said that he is a graduate of some famous university and had worked as HR in a large company before.

He is a very shrewd person, but he is in his 30s and hasn't married a wife yet. This makes Yu Fei wonder if it is because he is too harsh on himself and the people around him, so he can't find a wife.

Well~ so harsh that the hair on my head is gone.

The name is also very interesting, called Zhang Chuantu, Yu Fei is not called like ordinary people, everyone is called Lao Zhang, after Yu Fei got to know him well, he called him Lao Tu.

Every time he hears this name, he can't help but touch his head, which is very bald and joyful.

"We are familiar, I can tell you, if you call me bald again, I will be anxious to you." Every time Zhang Chuantu heard Yu Fei calling his name, he would warn him, Yu Fei verbally agreed, and it would be the same next time .

"Understood." Yu Fei put his arms around his shoulders and said with a smile: "Isn't this called Shun Zui for a while, pay attention next time."

"Hey~ By the way, Old Tu, you probably didn't come up with the idea of ​​sending eggs, did you? Your vision should not be that low."

Hearing that Yu Fei committed the crime knowingly, Zhang Chuantu looked helpless: "This is planned by a clerk I just recruited. It is said that it can gather a lot of popularity in a short period of time. So far, the effect is still good."

"Send a hundred catties of eggs a day, even if you sell dog poop, it will be popular." Yu Fei said, looking at the old ladies who received the eggs and left with a smile.

"Is one hundred catties enough?" Zhang Chuantu said with some headaches: "You don't even know how tough those aunts and uncles are? The first one hundred people are finished, and if they don't give it to others, they will tear down the shop. .

He also said that after standing here for so long, his feet and hands were numb, and his waist was uncomfortable. It felt like if he continued to talk, he would call for emergency treatment immediately. "

Yu Fei said with a smile: "As soon as I give them eggs, these problems will disappear immediately, and they can walk like flying with the eggs?"

Zhang Chuantu nodded and said with emotion: "Eggs can cure all diseases!"

When Yu Fei heard this, he folded his arms and teased, "Then you can sell eggs instead, and you don't need to sell other medicines."

"Then why not turn it into a chicken farm, the kind that raises laying hens." Zhang Chuantu said dissatisfied.

"Then shopkeeper Liu will go crazy." Yu Fei said with a smile: "But don't underestimate these aunts and uncles, their abilities are endless, and within a week at most, this store will be known throughout the city. "

Zhang Chuantu nodded and said, "I just took a fancy to this kind of fissile communication, that's why I didn't stop this activity. Otherwise, I would have kicked that clerk out a long time ago."

"You are purely crossing the river and tearing down the bridge!" Yu Fei rubbed his chin, the beard grew out, and it was a little prickly.

"Let's not talk about that." Zhang Chuantu waved his hand, as if he wanted to drive out some bad pictures.

"Are you here today?"

"Did shopkeeper Liu not tell you?" This time it was Yu Fei's turn to be surprised.

Zhang Chuantu thought for a while, patted his forehead and said, "There are a lot of things going on recently, I forgot about your little things."

"..."

Suddenly, Yu Fei wanted to say something starting with M...

……

Zhang Chuantu led Yu Fei back and said something to the warehouse keeper, who quickly pulled some boxes from the warehouse, about a dozen large and small.

Yu Fei patted the top of the box, there should be stuffing inside, otherwise there would be no solid sound.

"These are packed in bubble wrap to prevent them from breaking during transportation," Zhang Chuantu explained.

Yu Fei nodded: "Help me put all these in the car, and calculate how much it is by the way."

"There's no need for that."

Zhang Chuantu took out a computer from his pocket, fiddled with it quickly and said, "There are twelve jars in total, four of which are five catties, three of eight catties, and five of ten catties."

"I'll give you an average price. A jar is 50 yuan, and the total is 600 yuan. Oh, by the way, because yours are all thickened, and the jar body is integrally formed, so there is also a hole drilling fee."

"In addition, those sealing rings, faucets and the like are all specially made, and the total sum is 300 yuan, oh and..."

"Because these are all cash on delivery, the shipping price is a bit high, more than 100 yuan, but I will calculate 100 yuan for you. In this way, the total is exactly 1000 yuan."

As he spoke, he looked at Yu Fei and said, "Do you think you are cashing, swiping a card, or scanning my QR code?"

(End of this chapter)