i have a mountain

Chapter 365
At noon, Yu Fei originally wanted to keep everyone for dinner, but they were all unwilling. In the end, only Uncle Shitou's family stayed.

Equal to Fei's mother and Zhang Caiyun went to help Shi Fang in the kitchen, Yu Fei's father and Uncle Shitou, Yu Fei only had time to look at his phone when old Zhang Tou went to the warehouse to watch Carpenter Yang work.

When I was driving the tractor just now, I didn't feel or hear anything, but the two groups on my kung fu phone exploded for a while, and Yu Fei started to climb the stairs to read the information.

In that chat group, Mr. Li was the first one to reply to Yu Fei, with just two words: "Not bad."

Then he never spoke again.

The old monster estimated that this period of time should be relatively free, or else he would not be the second to reply to the message.

"If you want to say that it is still practical to use a tractor, not only when plowing the land, but also to help others tow the trailer when there is nothing to do."

Zhang Suqin retorted: "There are hard roads everywhere now, and it's not like in the past, it's all dirt roads, so why use a trailer?"

"I have suffered from dirt roads." Ma Sanye was unwilling to be lonely, and sent two consecutive posts: "When I was young, I went to a rural area to collect goods, but I fell into a pit on the way back. In the end, I found two tractors. dragged out."

"When you were young? Are you very old now?" Zhang Suqin, who was about the same size as him, was very concerned about her age.

"I can only say that I am more mature now." Ma Yang changed his words quickly.

Zhang Suqin sent a like emoji.

Young Marshal Lu yelled as soon as he came up, and said in a voice: "Xiaofei, can't you wait for my beach motorcycle? So why don't you just buy a tractor yourself to enjoy yourself?"

"Although this looks mighty, it's not very practical. No girl would be willing to ride in your car."

In the eyes of Young Marshal Lu, whether it is practical or not depends on whether there are any girls willing to sit on it.

"Boy from the Lu family, be careful what you say. There are women in here, so you are not afraid that I will forward your words?" Zhang Suqin said.

Young Marshal Lu first sent an apologetic expression, and then a more smug expression.

Add a message: "Voice cannot be forwarded."

Zhang Suqin sent a smirk: "Don't you know that the current speech can be converted into text?"

"..."

This was a message from Young Marshal Lu, and then he sent a trembling expression, and then begged for mercy again.

The chat in the end quickly went to one side, and it was not until the end that the old monster sent a message asking: "Where is Xiao Fei, he blasted us out, where did he go?"

Young Marshal Lu gave a laughing and crying expression: "Judging from the situation where he took pictures on the side of the road just now, it is estimated that he is dragging home on a tractor. That speed, tsk tsk~"

"Maybe, the vibration of the tractor is relatively large, and the sound is relatively loud, so it's normal not to hear it." After Zhang Suqin finished speaking, the chat ended here.

Yu Fei thought for a while, but did not reply to the message for the time being, so he clicked on the message in the brother group first.

First, Fan Hui sent a message: "Congratulations to Lao Fei for mentioning his exclusive car."

A formation formed behind the people, and the same information flashed across the screen.

Zhang Hongzhao broke up the formation from behind: "You kid came to the county town without saying hello to the brothers, what do you want to do?"

"He wants to rebel and usurp the throne," Fan Hui said.

"Then what should we do?" Chen Kaiqiang asked.

"Hit him."

"beat him."

"Torture him."

"Yes, the top ten torture methods in the Qing Dynasty..."

……

None of these guys were normal. Fan Hui even mentioned the torture of being burned. What Yu Fei saw was the cold sweat on his head. After all, he was a good brother.

When Yu Fei saw the end, the brothers were still discussing how to torture him.

After thinking for a while, Yu Fei sent a message: "Shouldn't you be happy that I bought a new car? Why are you thinking about torturing me?"

Soon, Zhang Hong recalled a message: "Catch a local tyrant alive, hurry up, I have prepared the rope, don't let him run away."

As soon as this message was sent, he gathered around Aite below, and soon, Fan Hui was online.

"Brother Tuhao, are you still missing parts for your legs?"

Yu Fei looked down and said, "There is no lack of legs, but it may be because of the hot weather, my sweaty feet have started to happen again, and I still need a foot cloth."

Chen Kaiqiang made a smirk at first, and then booed: "Brother Hui, you can transform into pure cotton, which is especially sweat-absorbent. Just throw it aside when you're done using it."

"Hushubao?" Zhang Hongzhao followed suit.

Yu Fei grinned, the brothers could always get a laugh, he found a custom emoji, and posted a Q version of a vampire, the one with two little wings.

Fan Hui made an angry expression first, and then said: "Can you still have a good chat? Be careful that I will beat you to death."

Zhang Hongzhao sent a provocative gesture.

"Let's get down to business." Chen Kaiqiang said, "This is the first time that Xiao Fei has voluntarily revealed that he bought a new car. Do you think we should congratulate him? Let me start with a bucket of fireworks. "

Yu Fei's smile froze on his face, He Yihe?Just for a tractor?Should I lose face?
Before he could say his refusal, Fan Hui sent a message: "I also bring a bucket of fireworks, the big one."

"Then I can only bring the cannon." Zhang Hongzhao said.

Yu Fei's forehead was almost sweating: "I said, brother, there's no need to do this, right? Didn't I just go to the county seat and not tell you? There's no need to punish me like this, right?"

"How can this be regarded as teasing you? This is a necessary procedure for buying a new car. If your first car was not special, we would have passed it long ago." Fan Hui said.

"You guys just go around me, I'll invite you, please have a good one, let's forget about fireworks." Yu Fei said.

"That won't work, it's a procedure." Zhang Hongzhao insisted.

"Then it's settled." Chen Kaiqiang said with a final word: "The day is set for this Sunday, and we will go there together."

"Hey~ If you want to come, I will raise my hand to welcome you, but can you save that procedure?" Yu Fei asked quickly.

No one paid any attention to him anymore, even if he passed by Aite one by one, he didn't speak. It seems that they made up their minds to implement this procedure.

Finally, Fan Hui posted a classic quote: "Life is like xx, if you can't resist, then enjoy it."

……

Before he got out of the traps of his brothers, Yu Fei received another message, which was from a chat group. When he opened it, it was a picture sent by Lu Shaoshuai.

A red four-wheeled motorcycle shines brightly under the lights, and it looks full of beastliness, with wide and deep-toothed tires, thick shock absorbers, and two long and narrow headlights can be seen through the front bumper. There are four smaller headlights at the top.

In the second picture sent by Young Marshal Lu, two bright-colored exhaust pipes are installed under the seat, and there is a big tool box at the end of the seat.

Yu Fei thought for a while and replied: "Can it be modified?"

"Wow!" Young Marshal Lu quickly replied, "The Lord has finally appeared? If you don't come out again, I plan to go to you to find you."

"Why are you looking for me? You can't drink me when you drink, and you can't win a fight. It's purely for abuse? Don't talk nonsense, can this car be modified?" Yu Fei asked.

"...Do you dare to say that to my daughter-in-law if you are capable?"

"It has been refitted, with wider tires, thicker shock absorbers, brakes, and lights. I don't know how they changed the engine. Anyway, strong enough."

Young Marshal Lu took offense at Yu Fei, but reported all the places where the car had been modified.

"Then ask them to help me change it again, replace the cargo box in the back seat with a shelf, the one that can carry goods, the greater the load-bearing capacity, the better." Yu Fei said.

"...Good idea, why didn't I think of it at the beginning?"

As soon as he saw this message, Yu Fei knew that this guy must have no good intentions. Yu Fei assured that he just wanted to be able to grab something casually when he was on the farm, and he definitely didn't have so many dirty thoughts.

"Give me another two days, and I will definitely be able to do these things properly, and you will be guaranteed to get them within a week." Young Marshal Lu promised.

Yu Fei sent an expression that I was looking forward to.

"Hey~ Our boss Yu is willing to go online? How is it? Is the tractor comfortable to drive?" Zhang Suqin went online.

Yu Fei said: "It's comfortable, even more comfortable than shopkeeper Liu's four-wheeled car. I'll take you for a ride another day."

"Old monster, come out quickly. Someone is going to take your wife for a ride. If you don't come out, you won't be able to find your wife." Ma Sanye wailed ghostly.

"What are you yelling about?" The old monster appeared slowly.

With a row of clapping expressions and a bunch of watermelons to take away, Young Marshal Lu became a real melon-eating crowd.

The atmosphere in the group suddenly heated up...

……

After lunch, everyone dispersed, those who went to school, those who went home, after many elders left one by one, Yu Fei, Shi Fang, and Ao Wei started working around the tractor.

It was agreed that today the red taro ridge will never be put on tomorrow. Yu Fei even thought when he got on the ridging machine: I have a tractor, who am I afraid of...

(End of this chapter)