i have a mountain

Chapter 436 It's Broad Daylight Now

Nine out of ten unsatisfactory things in life, the first shovel, apart from seeing the newly turned up soil, has no other gains, and the same is true for the next two or three shovels.

Just when Yu Fei was a little frustrated, Zhao Dachun exclaimed: "Xiao Fei, is this what you said about climbing fork nest?"

When he started to do it, Yu Fei explained everything to him, maybe he had eaten this kind of food in other places, Zhao Dachun was not only not disappointed, but became more enthusiastic.

Yu Fei took a look at him and sighed in his heart. As the old saying goes, if you compare people, you will die, if you compare goods, you will throw them away. This person's luck can't be stopped.

Zhao Dachun came down with a shovel and found three small black holes. Although they looked irregular, they were all climbing fork nests, and judging from Yu Fei's experience, they were all the ones that hadn't come out of the nest. .

After Yu Fei said something to continue digging, Zhao Dachun used brute force, and quickly dug those fork-climbing nests to the bottom. Three immature-looking fork-climbing monkeys landed in Yu Fei's palm heart.

Zhao Dachun stretched out his thick fingers, pulled them curiously, and asked after seeing that they were not moving: "Why does this look like dead?"

It was so hard to harvest these three monkeys, how could Yu Fei tolerate someone trying to kill him, he said angrily: "Nonsense, if you were suddenly dug out while you were hibernating, then you would It won't move."

"Don't worry, these are all alive. If they are dead, they won't make holes."

"Then why are these different from the golden cicadas I've eaten?" Zhao Dachun still asked suspiciously: "I remember those are all golden yellow, why do these ones look gray."

"Nonsense." Yu Fei squinted at him and said, "If you were mixed with eggs, sprinkled with bread crumbs, and rolled three times in the oil pan, then you would also be golden yellow."

"No, did I say that you haven't cooked? Or that you haven't thought about it before you speak? Do you need to ask such a simple thing?"

Zhao Dachun showed his 'sincere' side, scratched his head and smiled and said: "Aren't I curious? Let me confirm again, these things can be eaten as long as they are washed, right? The fried golden cicadas?"

Yu Fei nodded and said: "That's right, it's it, as long as the portion is enough, you can eat whatever you want, not just limited to fried golden cicadas."

After Zhao Dachun said yes, he threw off his arms and started to work. After Yu Fei looked at the three monkeys in his hand again, he put them into the bucket next to him, and dug them up with equal effort.

……

Until noon when Shi Fang called him to have dinner, Yu Fei was still unsatisfied. Looking at the few fork-crawling monkeys in the bucket, he sighed softly.

If you put it in your childhood, these amounts can be found in an hour or so. Why is the skill improved now, but the harvest has decreased instead?

Zhao Dachun took a breath and said, "At this rate, I don't think we'll be able to dig for another three days. After all, there are so many people in your farm."

"No wonder a plate of golden cicadas is so expensive when eating in a restaurant. It turns out that the harvesting method is too laborious, and all of it is apportioned to labor costs."

Yu Fei explained: "This is just the most primitive method of catching the squirrel monkey. Come back early after you have dinner, and I will show you a different way of harvesting."

"Can you still pick it up with your hands?" Zhao Dachun asked with a look of doubt.

Yu Fei looked mysterious: "Don't ask too many questions, prepare a flashlight after dinner, preferably the kind with strong light, and when you see me giving you a signal on the embankment, you will come over and won't let You are disappointed."

"What signal? What if I don't understand it then?" Zhao Dachun was a little worried.

Yu Fei patted his chest and promised: "Don't worry, you will understand at a glance when the time comes, but the premise is that you don't fall asleep."

……

After lunch, Yu Fei cleaned up the fork-crawling monkeys that had just been dug out, and prepared a basin of clean water and a brush.

Then follow the steps of soaking, brushing, and then rinsing, and finally clean it almost, then pour a basin of clean water, and throw them in directly.

When Yu Fei was busy doing these things, Shi Fang was watching all this quietly by his side, just like most women, she couldn't talk about this kind of insect food.

However, she was quite interested in the sport of catching squirrel monkeys, after all, they all came from that age group.

"Hey~ Do you think you two are stupid?" Shi Fang said: "One of you has been busy for a long time with a shovel on your shoulders, and you only harvested such a small amount of climbing monkeys, which is not enough for your wages."

"You won't wait until night, when the monkeys come out of their nests, and take a flashlight to take a picture? It's just a matter of using your hands."

"How can you say that?" Yu Fei insisted, "The quality of these monkeys that have not come out of the nest will definitely be better than those that have been out of the nest, and the taste will definitely not be the same."

"Just be stubborn." Shi Fang smiled and said, "It must be that you couldn't sit still after seeing Zhi, and you didn't even have the patience to wait until dark, so that's why you dragged Zhao Dachun to dig?"

Yu Fei gritted his teeth, then smacked his mouth and said: "You are still good friends if you see through it or not. If you are so straightforward, you will definitely not have too many friends."

Shi Fang didn't take it seriously, and said with a smile: "Why do I need so many friends? I think about how to maintain the relationship every day. Am I tired?"

"Okay." Yu Fei raised his hand to signal surrender: "You win."

"Then can I collect the spoils?" Shi Fang asked Yu Fei, blinking his eyes.

Yu Fei thought for a while, stood on the spot, stretched his legs, stretched his arms, made a wooden shape, closed his eyes and said, "Come on!"

"Are you going to die in broad daylight?" Shi Fang's embarrassing voice reached his ears: "Hurry up and stop being crazy, the spoils I'm talking about are not you."

Yu Fei opened his eyes, and smiled: "That's right, the time and place are wrong now, if you wait until our new house is built, then you can do whatever you want."

Shi Fang reached out and twisted his arm and said, "Don't make jokes with me, go and ride your four-wheeled motorcycle. Everyone on our farm has ridden it once, and I have never ridden it."

Yu Fei widened his eyes and asked: "The car key is in the warehouse. If you want to ride it, even Aowei won't snatch it from you. You even said that you haven't ridden it until now. I remember you will On a motorcycle!"

Shi Fang was a little shy: "I'm alone, I don't want to be too ostentatious."

Oh ~ Yu Fei understood in an instant. After telling Shi Fang to wait a moment, he quickly ran to the warehouse. His wife didn't even touch the things in his house. That was definitely a big negligence on his part. .

After starting the quad bike, Yu Fei gave Shi Fang a flying eye: "Sister, get in the car, brother will take you out for a walk."

Shi Fang smiled and tapped him on the back, and then stepped into the back seat.

This car was modified by Lu Shaoshuai to be extremely wretched. Because of the seat, no matter whether the person sitting in the back seat is a man or a woman, they can only straddle it, but if you want to twist your waist or slap your butt , then you can do whatever you want.

And because of the angle, the person sitting in the back seat could only lie on the driver's back. The moment Shi Fang posted it, Yu Fei finally understood the good intentions of Young Marshal Lu.

Looking down at the drop angle of the seat again, he thoroughly figured out the hidden function of this car after slandering a bitch in his heart.

……

Under the sun, driving his daughter-in-law through the green avenues composed of various crops, Yu Fei was in a high mood.

In order to live up to the performance of this off-road motorcycle, he did not walk on that concrete road, but chose a dirt road, and a good shock absorption system offset the unevenness of the ground.

The corn and sorghum on both sides of the road gave off a unique fragrance. On the road with no one else, Shi Fang stretched out her arms, closed her eyes and raised her face, showing her little girl side to her heart's content.

This made Yu Fei, who was sitting in the front row, enjoy it even more, without him, because the two stress points on the back have been deformed by the pressure at this time, and they are tightly attached to his back.

This made Yu Fei a little distracted, and the second brother was a little uncontrollable. He looked around, and there were emerald greens everywhere, and just about to stop the car, Shi Fang behind him let go of his hand down.

While wrapping around Yu Fei's waist, her hand inadvertently passed somewhere, and after a slight pause, she quickly moved away.

"Big beast, big pervert..." She chanted the Three Character Classic in Yu Fei's ear.

Yu Fei's body swayed from side to side, and after clearly feeling the softness, he turned his head and grinned, "Why don't I really show you a beast once?"

As early as when Yu Fei was making small movements, Shi Fang moved away from his back a little bit. Hearing this, she immediately blushed and said, "Shameless, drive your car well. It's broad daylight now."

"Oh~" Yu Fei made a funny expression: "You mean it's fine as long as it's not daytime?"

(End of this chapter)