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Chapter 499 The Milkman and the Ice Cream Seller

36 hours?

Yu Fei silently transformed it into the modern time in his heart and counted it, it would take three days for the fuck to be able to bridal chamber!

After looking up and seeing the depressed face of Young Marshal Lu, Yu Fei laughed unkindly, and the former glared at him immediately after hearing it.

"Hahaha~"

Yu Fei laughed more and more arrogantly, almost crouched on the ground clutching his stomach.

"Is it that funny?" Young Marshal Lu asked almost gnashing his teeth.

"No, I just thought of a particularly funny joke, I'm not kidding you." Yu Fei tried to cover up.

"You're so funny." Young Marshal Lu snorted after finishing speaking, and rushed towards Shi Fang and Wang Wenqian in the distance. Yu Fei put away his arrogant posture, and followed behind him with the corners of his mouth raised.

……

When passing an overpass, a young man with long hair played and sang intoxicatedly with a guitar in his arms. It was a well-known song for the occasion.

when i walk every street here

My heart never seems to be at peace
Except for the roar of the engine and the sound of electricity

I seem to hear his heartbeat like a candle bone

I laugh here I cry here
I live and die here

I'm here praying I'm here lost
I'm here looking here lost

……

The young man's voice was slightly hoarse, and it sounded full of vicissitudes. For a moment, the joy in Yu Fei's heart just disappeared without a trace, and he thought of his experiences in the past few years.

A person struggling to survive at the bottom of a metropolis in a different place, just like the song says, laughed, cried, prayed while being confused, lost in the search...

Sighing lightly, he put a hundred-yuan bill in the hat in front of the young man. The young man who was singing was obviously taken aback, then smiled at Yu Fei, and continued with the unfinished song.

"I didn't expect you to have a kind side to the villain." Lu Shaoshuai clapped his hands, and said with a sneer: "If I knew it, I would have learned two more songs. In this way, maybe one day when you are in a good mood, you will be able to sing." Reward me with 80."

Yu Fei blushed and said with a glance: "This type of song is not suitable for you, a young master. If you can sing well enough, it's fine. I really don't know if I'll reward you with eight cents if I'm happy."

"If you two don't bicker for a day, you're going to lose your energy, right?" Wang Wenqian attacked indiscriminately.

Young Marshal Lu glanced back at her, and said resentfully: "Daughter-in-law, you have seen it too, it is this kid who is making trouble and asking me to sing Eighteen Touches, if I don't give him Eighteen Palms of Subduing the Dragon, it will be cheaper .”

"Do you think you are a good person? You two are the same kind." Wang Wenqian gave him a white look and said.

Shi Fang covered her mouth and sniggered, Wang Wenqian took her arm, pointed around with her wrist ring and then preached: "Men like them, you can't spoil them, or they will one day sooner or later Will bully you."

Shi Fang's eyes turned into crescents with a smile, and she nodded obediently. Wang Wenqian was very satisfied with her reaction, and said, "I'll take you to the night market, and continue to drag her forward."

After Yu Fei and Lu Shaoshuai looked at each other, they pointed at each other with their fingers at the same time and said in unison: "It's about you."

As soon as these words came out, the two looked away in distaste for each other.

……

The next morning, when Yu Fei woke up, seeing the sleeping person beside him, he couldn't help but want to tease her, so he reached out and gently pinched her nose, Shi Fang frowned slightly , took the mischievous hand tightly into his arms, and continued to sleep.

Yu Fei grinned at the corner of his mouth, and stretched his other hand into the quilt. After a while, Shi Fang suddenly opened his eyes, wrinkled his nose and said, "Can't you be honest for a while in the early morning? I was exhausted yesterday. gone."

"It seems that I am the one who contributes more. I didn't say I was tired, how can you be tired?" Yu Fei smiled wickedly, but the movements of his hands did not stop.

Shi Fang's two legs kicked restlessly under the bed, trying to get rid of Yu Fei's hand, but failed. After a while, a red glow flew over her face, and her eyes became blurred.

Yu Fei laughed happily: "I have to do some exercise when I get up early..."

……

In front of the big mirror in the bathroom, Shi Fang combed her long hair and said to Fei: "The things here are over, when shall we go home?"

Yu Fei took a handful of water and slapped it on his face, and then said: "Please treat Young Marshal Lu and Sister Qin to dinner at noon, take a good rest in the evening, pack up your things, how about we go back tomorrow?"

"Okay." Shi Fang nodded and said: "Then do as you said, we have been here for a few days, and we didn't take out a penny of red envelopes, but let people spend so much money, I always feel embarrassed. "

"Also, the shopping last night was basically all money given by sister Qianqian. She rarely asked me to pay. The biggest expense was buying a few bottles of water. Oh~ no, you sang for that 100 yuan."

"I just think it's not easy to go out and ask for a living, please help me, we don't care about the 100 yuan anyway." Yu Fei looked at himself in the mirror and said: "Maybe with this 100 yuan, I can support him Survive one more day in Kyoto!"

"I don't blame you for wasting money." Shi Fang hugged him from behind and said, "I know you must have thought about your previous life at that time, and I also know that you are a kind person in your heart, otherwise I wouldn't Choose yours."

Yu Fei pulled her back to him, hugged her and said with a smile, "Is this a confession?"

Shi Fang wrinkled her nose, and said with some dissatisfaction: "You haven't confessed to me yet, why should I confess to you first? You are a man, shouldn't you take the initiative?"

"I generally like to prove it with actions."

As he said, Yu Fei hugged her and sat on the sink, and kissed her. Just when he was about to move, Shi Fang pushed him away, and said from the sink: "I just got dressed. Clothes, I don’t want to change again.”

Yu Fei stretched out his hand to lift up the corner of her skirt, and said with a smile: "It's okay, you just need to change a piece of underwear, even if you don't change it, it may increase the chance of conception."

Shi Fang glanced at him, didn't answer, patted his hand away, walked out of the bathroom twisting her waist, and said from outside: "Hurry up and take a cold bath to calm down the fire, I don't want to accompany you like this." Go crazy."

After she went out, Yu Fei looked back at himself in the mirror, smiled, and really took a cold shower, not to mention, it was quite refreshing.

……

After breakfast and inviting a group of people, Yu Fei decided to eat at the hotel where he was staying. After all, if he went to the Lu family, Young Marshal Lu would definitely not let him pay for it, so the meal would lose its original value. meaning.

But I didn't expect that the first ones to arrive were Lu Shaoshuai and his wife, but Yu Fei was taken aback by the two dark circles under Lu Shaoshuai's eyes.

While Wang Wenqian was talking to Shi Fang, he asked in a low voice, "What's wrong? Didn't you say you can't have intercourse within 36 hours? Why do you look overdrawn?"

Young Marshal Lu said weakly: "Try not being able to sleep all night, being woken up just after falling asleep in the morning, and then continuing to face that kind of unbearable scene, I guess you are worse than me."

After thinking about it for a while, Yu Fei understood. He couldn't help being happy, he patted Young Marshal Lu's shoulder, and said gloatingly, "Well, who told you to make yourself suffer for showing off."

"I thought you would comfort me." Young Marshal Lu said, "After all, the one who suffers is your good brother!"

"You didn't mention this side effect when you gave Qianqian the hangover pill?" Yu Fei asked.

Young Marshal Lu shook his head: "At that time, I was about to toast, who cares so much, besides, I thought it was a trivial matter, and it didn't matter if I said it or not."

Yu Fei patted him on the shoulder again, and said in a sympathetic tone: "That's not surprising, you ruined a woman's vision of the wedding night, it's kind enough for Qianqian not to beat you to death. "

"Now I'm just using my own conditions to tempt you. It's the lightest thing to make you suffer. You can chant Amitabha."

Young Marshal Lu murmured, "No wonder, I thought she changed her sex after she got married. Hearing what you said, that's really the case."

"So you have to suffer these two days, come on, I'm optimistic about you!" Yu Fei smiled badly.

"You said, what if I go out and hide for two days?" Young Marshal Lu will be tortured both mentally and physically, and his IQ has already dropped a bit.

"Run away as soon as you get married, and you may be beaten to death." Yu Fei warned, if Wang Wenqian starts to fight, it is really not something ordinary people can bear.

Young Marshal Lu thought about it seriously, and finally waved his hand and said: "Forget it, I've been here for so many years, it's not bad for these two days, at worst, I'll take two sleeping pills every night, and after these two days, I'll cheer up again." Husband."

Yu Fei glanced at him sideways: "It should be to shake up the women's class, but you can stand up?"

"... Whether you see through or not, you are still good friends." Young Marshal Lu suddenly became a little depressed.

"Hahaha~" Yu Fei smiled happily, he has always found some interesting things in Lu Shaoshuai.

"By the way, when do you plan to go back?" Young Marshal Lu changed the subject.

"Your turning point is a bit blunt!" Yu Fei said with a smile: "But as a friend, I will let you go this time. Anyway, you are also a newly married person. I have to save some face for you."

Young Marshal Lu rolled his eyelids, as if you were saving face for me just now.

"I discussed it with Fangfang in the morning." Yu Fei continued: "After this meal, I will go to bed early tonight and go home tomorrow."

"It's about the same time." Young Marshal Lu nodded and said, "Qianqian and I plan to take a national tour the day after tomorrow, and the last stop will be at your farm. The new house should be built by then, right?"

"You're looking a little far away." Yu Fei said, "You want to end it before it starts. It seems that you are also a fast man!"

"You're the fast guy... No, you've been a milkman all your life." Young Marshal Lu retorted.

"That's better than you, the ice cream seller." Yu Fei was not to be outdone.

"That's right, I won't be poor with you, I can't do it with you, can I?" Young Marshal Lu waved his hand and said, "My wife knows best what I do, and I don't need you to prove it for me."

Yu Fei curled his lips, you are a person who has been reversed, but this topic has been banned, so he didn't say it again.

(End of this chapter)