i have a mountain
Chapter 513
Chapter 513
As soon as he uttered this pun, all the people present were experienced people. How could they not hear it? Several women gave him a blank stare, and then took their children away from the men and went to visit by themselves.
Chen Kaiqiang gave him a kick: "There are still children in front of you. Be careful what you say. If you continue talking nonsense, be careful that I will punish you."
Fan Hui showed his playful side, and said aggrievedly: "What I said is the truth, how come it becomes nonsense?"
Zhang Hongzhao gestured with his hand and said, "That's right, if you continue to talk nonsense, make an air-dried chicken today, and save it for Lao Fatty's wine during the Chinese New Year."
"Damn, just say what you say, why do you want to take me in, who did I recruit?" Yu Fei pouted and said, "How about dry chicken? I don't have that blessing to enjoy, you still keep it for the New Year's Eve It’s fresh, the kind that’s cut right now.”
Fan Hui immediately jumped up clutching his crotch: "Damn, don't be too cruel, be careful that I'll hold you up... hey~ We said that a gentleman can talk but not fight, and you can do it together, hey... I'm wrong, it's okay ……"
After the three of Yu Fei finished their work, they had a very comfortable expression. This guy is a mess, and he became more honest after a beating.
At this time, Shi Fang, who didn't know when she had changed into a new suit, came to the room, and after bluffing with Chen Kaiqiang and the others, Li Jing and the others pulled her over and asked her to introduce the furnishings in the room.
Yu Fei's cell phone also rang at this time, after he glanced at it, he told his brothers that you can do what you want, and then left the room.
As soon as the call was connected, Young Marshal Lu wailed over there: "I said brother, can't you take the time to look at your phone? You don't know how much I lost today? The loss is fine, the point is that I haven't recovered yet it is good."
"You said that you didn't catch it well, that's barely enough to say, but being pulled out to be a strong man, it's a bit too much..."
"In human terms, I'm busy here." Yu Fei said straightforwardly.
He immediately changed his tone and said: "I robbed the red envelope that Mr. Li sent to you. I want to send it to you again, but you have been offline all the time. What do you want me to do?"
"Cold salad." Yu Fei said: "Anyway, the red envelope you gave me is relatively large, so I will give it as a piece of it."
"That can't be done, I have obsessive-compulsive disorder." Lu Shaoshuai said: "A few friends go out to eat together, if anyone gives money in advance, I must get his money back, and then use mine to pay the bill Only comfortable."
"Even if the owner of the restaurant says to lose all of our money, I still feel bad."
"Then are you sure that what you want back from the store is some money from your friend?" Yu Fei asked with some amusement.
"...You are driving me to a dead end." Young Marshal Lu howled mournfully.
"You are sick and need to be cured. When you have time, come to the farm and I will give you a prescription to ensure that the medicine will cure the disease." Yu Fei said with a smile.
"I don't believe you." Young Marshal Lu said, "I know you are busy today, so I won't take up any more of your time. I will transfer Mr. Li's red envelope to you in one go. Well, remember to owe me a meal. If you have time I'll go to you for the bill."
After speaking, he hung up the phone, and after a while, Yu Fei's mobile phone received a reminder that he had just collected the bill, but the call came again.
"Where are you?" The village secretary's grumpy voice came from the phone.
On Yu Fei's side, he heard a duet, and he followed the sound to find the village party secretary standing at the gate, looking around while talking on the phone.
"I'm right behind you."
As soon as the village party secretary heard this, he immediately turned around, came to him angrily, and immediately asked, "Where have you been? I've been looking for you for a long time and I can't find anyone."
Yu Fei pointed at the room and said, "I'm just staying in the room, I haven't gone anywhere!"
"...What are you doing hiding in the house when you are so busy?" The village party secretary's expression was obviously a little uneasy: "Let's not talk about this, you should hurry up and prepare, your second master said that the time is coming."
"Oh~ I see...then what do I need to prepare?"
The village party secretary stared like a copper bell: "You don't know?"
Yu Fei shrank his neck and said, "I know one thing, the house has to be fired, right?"
"Just know that." The village party secretary waved his hand and said, "Your father should be back soon. You should call him first and ask whether you should let your mother into the kitchen or that girl Fangfang into the kitchen."
"it is good."
While agreeing, Yu Fei took out his mobile phone, and before he could make a call, his mother came to the two of them with a bag of steamed buns, and said, "You don't need to ask, your father will give these steamed buns to Fangfang. She puts it on the pot and steams it."
This is called burning the bottom of the pot. According to the rules handed down by the elders, when moving to a new house, the new pot needs to be burned. Even if it is not used for cooking and entertaining guests, it cannot be left idle.
And this work is handled by the hostess, and the men generally stand aside.
Although Shi Fang and Yu Fei are not married yet, they are already engaged, and the wedding date is not far away, so it is reasonable to entrust this job to her, and this is what Yu Fei's mother did deliberately.
After Yu Fei agreed, he went into the house with steamed buns, called Shi Fang and the others down, and after explaining to her, Yu Fei came outside the house again. Of course men have men's jobs.
Offer tribute, light incense...
The second master held a handful of thick incense, lit it, wrapped the back of the incense with yellow paper, and prayed in the room with a devout expression. With a final wave of his hand, Yu Fei received the signal and passed it on again. The happy people outside the door After seeing it, the fireworks were lit immediately.
The crackling was so lively, there were collapsed cannon shells everywhere, and the residue of fireworks scattered from the head.
When the second master and the village party secretary were invited to the big table in the back room, Yu Fei saw two small figures on the periphery of the crowd, studying the fully ignited fireworks tubes.
Yu Fei ran over and pulled the two of them over. Although the fireworks had been set off, no one could guarantee that there were no residues inside. If any lead was delayed, it would be a sin.
Seeing Yu Fei's unkind expression, Guoguo immediately smiled and said, "Dad, can I live in the new house tonight?"
"I also want to live, what should I do?" Xiaoyingzi assisted weakly.
"You two~" Yu Fei pinched the noses of the two of them and said, "You can live in the new house whenever you want, but you are not allowed to play with the fireworks that have been set off."
"Hmm."
The two little girls nodded like chickens eating rice, as if I was obedient, Yu Fei smiled helplessly and said: "Go and find your mother in the house, and eat later." Come out to play after dinner."
The two little girls ran to the back room bouncing around, turning around and giving Yu Fei a sweet smile on the way.
After Yu Fei smiled, he was about to go back to the farm. Two cars drove up from the intersection at the corner of the village. After seeing his truck in front of him, he narrowed his eyes and looked around.
The one in the back should be the car of Boss and the others.
Ao Wei gave Yu Fei a flashing light, and he could see his grinning expression through the glass, but this expression did not last long. After he entered the farm, he immediately slipped to a crowded place and refused to give Yu Fei Chance for revenge.
The old monster's iconic Feitian stopped at the gate of the farm, and three smiling figures got out of the car, and Ma Sanye, who originally said that he would be late for a while, also came along.
"Congratulations~"
The three of them congratulated on their arrival, and each took out a thick red envelope from their pockets. After Yu Fei took it, he was stunned for a while, and said to Zhang Suqin: "Sister Qin, the shopkeeper Liu has already given it to you. You are exempt from this, after all..."
"I have nothing to do with him, don't think too much."
After Zhang Suqin said this, he walked to the farm on his own. Yu Fei glanced at the old monster with a face of constipation and said, "Why don't you take back your share, and I will keep sister Qin's share." Come down, I can't accept two gifts from you two, can I?"
After the old monster took a look at him, he imitated Zhang Suqin's moves and walked towards the farm. Mr. Ma laughed, and said to Fei: "Don't care about the relationship between the two of them, you kid can have fun secretly. "
Yu Fei tossed the red envelope in his hand, smiled wryly and said, "Isn't it hard for me to be happy?"
……
Big pots of stewed meat and big pots of fried vegetables are the habits of the farmers. Today, after all the visitors sat at the table by the fish pond, the chef who set up the table greeted them, and the accompanying people began to serve the dishes.
(End of this chapter)
As soon as he uttered this pun, all the people present were experienced people. How could they not hear it? Several women gave him a blank stare, and then took their children away from the men and went to visit by themselves.
Chen Kaiqiang gave him a kick: "There are still children in front of you. Be careful what you say. If you continue talking nonsense, be careful that I will punish you."
Fan Hui showed his playful side, and said aggrievedly: "What I said is the truth, how come it becomes nonsense?"
Zhang Hongzhao gestured with his hand and said, "That's right, if you continue to talk nonsense, make an air-dried chicken today, and save it for Lao Fatty's wine during the Chinese New Year."
"Damn, just say what you say, why do you want to take me in, who did I recruit?" Yu Fei pouted and said, "How about dry chicken? I don't have that blessing to enjoy, you still keep it for the New Year's Eve It’s fresh, the kind that’s cut right now.”
Fan Hui immediately jumped up clutching his crotch: "Damn, don't be too cruel, be careful that I'll hold you up... hey~ We said that a gentleman can talk but not fight, and you can do it together, hey... I'm wrong, it's okay ……"
After the three of Yu Fei finished their work, they had a very comfortable expression. This guy is a mess, and he became more honest after a beating.
At this time, Shi Fang, who didn't know when she had changed into a new suit, came to the room, and after bluffing with Chen Kaiqiang and the others, Li Jing and the others pulled her over and asked her to introduce the furnishings in the room.
Yu Fei's cell phone also rang at this time, after he glanced at it, he told his brothers that you can do what you want, and then left the room.
As soon as the call was connected, Young Marshal Lu wailed over there: "I said brother, can't you take the time to look at your phone? You don't know how much I lost today? The loss is fine, the point is that I haven't recovered yet it is good."
"You said that you didn't catch it well, that's barely enough to say, but being pulled out to be a strong man, it's a bit too much..."
"In human terms, I'm busy here." Yu Fei said straightforwardly.
He immediately changed his tone and said: "I robbed the red envelope that Mr. Li sent to you. I want to send it to you again, but you have been offline all the time. What do you want me to do?"
"Cold salad." Yu Fei said: "Anyway, the red envelope you gave me is relatively large, so I will give it as a piece of it."
"That can't be done, I have obsessive-compulsive disorder." Lu Shaoshuai said: "A few friends go out to eat together, if anyone gives money in advance, I must get his money back, and then use mine to pay the bill Only comfortable."
"Even if the owner of the restaurant says to lose all of our money, I still feel bad."
"Then are you sure that what you want back from the store is some money from your friend?" Yu Fei asked with some amusement.
"...You are driving me to a dead end." Young Marshal Lu howled mournfully.
"You are sick and need to be cured. When you have time, come to the farm and I will give you a prescription to ensure that the medicine will cure the disease." Yu Fei said with a smile.
"I don't believe you." Young Marshal Lu said, "I know you are busy today, so I won't take up any more of your time. I will transfer Mr. Li's red envelope to you in one go. Well, remember to owe me a meal. If you have time I'll go to you for the bill."
After speaking, he hung up the phone, and after a while, Yu Fei's mobile phone received a reminder that he had just collected the bill, but the call came again.
"Where are you?" The village secretary's grumpy voice came from the phone.
On Yu Fei's side, he heard a duet, and he followed the sound to find the village party secretary standing at the gate, looking around while talking on the phone.
"I'm right behind you."
As soon as the village party secretary heard this, he immediately turned around, came to him angrily, and immediately asked, "Where have you been? I've been looking for you for a long time and I can't find anyone."
Yu Fei pointed at the room and said, "I'm just staying in the room, I haven't gone anywhere!"
"...What are you doing hiding in the house when you are so busy?" The village party secretary's expression was obviously a little uneasy: "Let's not talk about this, you should hurry up and prepare, your second master said that the time is coming."
"Oh~ I see...then what do I need to prepare?"
The village party secretary stared like a copper bell: "You don't know?"
Yu Fei shrank his neck and said, "I know one thing, the house has to be fired, right?"
"Just know that." The village party secretary waved his hand and said, "Your father should be back soon. You should call him first and ask whether you should let your mother into the kitchen or that girl Fangfang into the kitchen."
"it is good."
While agreeing, Yu Fei took out his mobile phone, and before he could make a call, his mother came to the two of them with a bag of steamed buns, and said, "You don't need to ask, your father will give these steamed buns to Fangfang. She puts it on the pot and steams it."
This is called burning the bottom of the pot. According to the rules handed down by the elders, when moving to a new house, the new pot needs to be burned. Even if it is not used for cooking and entertaining guests, it cannot be left idle.
And this work is handled by the hostess, and the men generally stand aside.
Although Shi Fang and Yu Fei are not married yet, they are already engaged, and the wedding date is not far away, so it is reasonable to entrust this job to her, and this is what Yu Fei's mother did deliberately.
After Yu Fei agreed, he went into the house with steamed buns, called Shi Fang and the others down, and after explaining to her, Yu Fei came outside the house again. Of course men have men's jobs.
Offer tribute, light incense...
The second master held a handful of thick incense, lit it, wrapped the back of the incense with yellow paper, and prayed in the room with a devout expression. With a final wave of his hand, Yu Fei received the signal and passed it on again. The happy people outside the door After seeing it, the fireworks were lit immediately.
The crackling was so lively, there were collapsed cannon shells everywhere, and the residue of fireworks scattered from the head.
When the second master and the village party secretary were invited to the big table in the back room, Yu Fei saw two small figures on the periphery of the crowd, studying the fully ignited fireworks tubes.
Yu Fei ran over and pulled the two of them over. Although the fireworks had been set off, no one could guarantee that there were no residues inside. If any lead was delayed, it would be a sin.
Seeing Yu Fei's unkind expression, Guoguo immediately smiled and said, "Dad, can I live in the new house tonight?"
"I also want to live, what should I do?" Xiaoyingzi assisted weakly.
"You two~" Yu Fei pinched the noses of the two of them and said, "You can live in the new house whenever you want, but you are not allowed to play with the fireworks that have been set off."
"Hmm."
The two little girls nodded like chickens eating rice, as if I was obedient, Yu Fei smiled helplessly and said: "Go and find your mother in the house, and eat later." Come out to play after dinner."
The two little girls ran to the back room bouncing around, turning around and giving Yu Fei a sweet smile on the way.
After Yu Fei smiled, he was about to go back to the farm. Two cars drove up from the intersection at the corner of the village. After seeing his truck in front of him, he narrowed his eyes and looked around.
The one in the back should be the car of Boss and the others.
Ao Wei gave Yu Fei a flashing light, and he could see his grinning expression through the glass, but this expression did not last long. After he entered the farm, he immediately slipped to a crowded place and refused to give Yu Fei Chance for revenge.
The old monster's iconic Feitian stopped at the gate of the farm, and three smiling figures got out of the car, and Ma Sanye, who originally said that he would be late for a while, also came along.
"Congratulations~"
The three of them congratulated on their arrival, and each took out a thick red envelope from their pockets. After Yu Fei took it, he was stunned for a while, and said to Zhang Suqin: "Sister Qin, the shopkeeper Liu has already given it to you. You are exempt from this, after all..."
"I have nothing to do with him, don't think too much."
After Zhang Suqin said this, he walked to the farm on his own. Yu Fei glanced at the old monster with a face of constipation and said, "Why don't you take back your share, and I will keep sister Qin's share." Come down, I can't accept two gifts from you two, can I?"
After the old monster took a look at him, he imitated Zhang Suqin's moves and walked towards the farm. Mr. Ma laughed, and said to Fei: "Don't care about the relationship between the two of them, you kid can have fun secretly. "
Yu Fei tossed the red envelope in his hand, smiled wryly and said, "Isn't it hard for me to be happy?"
……
Big pots of stewed meat and big pots of fried vegetables are the habits of the farmers. Today, after all the visitors sat at the table by the fish pond, the chef who set up the table greeted them, and the accompanying people began to serve the dishes.
(End of this chapter)
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