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Chapter 518 Don't Say I Bullied You
As soon as Aowei turned his head, he saw another bottle of water handed over by Zhan Zhan, and he unscrewed the lid for him very considerately. He said with a bitter face, "Uncle, we don't bring such deceitful people. After drinking one bottle, if you drink another bottle, you don’t need to eat dinner.”

Zhan Zhan thought for a while, took the bottle of water back, took a sip and said, "That's right, I'm going to eat soon, I can't fill my stomach with water, let's talk about it later."

Aowei heaved a sigh of relief, he had finally been fooled, but he didn't notice that there was an evil look in Zhan Zhan's eyes, which didn't quite match his age.

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In addition to not having the whole dishes that are unique to the big table, the dinner is richer than that at noon. After all, Yu Fei is also a foodie, and with the existence of the cheating device of Marshal Lu, everything from all over the world can be eaten See it on the table.

Invite the second master to the main seat. He is the oldest and the oldest person present. The others sat down one by one. Before the others could speak, Zhan stood up and said: "After many years in our old Yu family, finally a talent came out. .”

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The people around the table all looked at him with puzzled eyes, they didn't quite understand what he meant by what he said, it's a bit inappropriate to use these words to praise Yu Fei, after all, the ancestors of the old Yu family There are still officials.

Gathering everyone's attention, Zhan said with a smile on his face, "I'm talking about finally someone who can show his face on TV."

While the others were still at a loss, Ao Wei got up secretly and wanted to sneak out, but was grabbed by Yu Fei.

"It's time to eat, where are you going?"

With evasive eyes, Ao Wei whispered, "I feel sick to my stomach, go to the toilet."

Yu Fei said with a look of disgust: "Are you disgusting? This table of dishes has just been served, and you are going to the toilet, so get out of here."

Aowei just wanted to slip away, but when Yu Fei heard Uncle Zhan mention Aowei's name, he grabbed Aowei who had already left his seat.

"You wait for a while and listen to what my uncle has to say before leaving."

After Aowei struggled a few times, seeing that he couldn't break free, he sat down as if resigned to his fate, and listened silently to the bragging of the war for him, and he was about to reach the height of the Spring Festival Gala.

"Second blow?"

"Drink a bottle of water in the time it takes to say a word?"

"Mobile live broadcast?"

"..."

Well, the style of painting on the table immediately changed, and everyone focused their firepower on Aowei. No matter what others said, the latter looked unlovable. Since standing still.

The two little girls who were watching TV and eating snacks on the coffee table in the living room also came to join in the fun.

"I saw just now that Uncle Aowei drank a bottle of water in one go." Guoguo's eyes widened like I've seen before.

"I saw it too." Xiaoyingzi took a step behind: "Just twisting both hands like that, the bottle of water disappeared."

"Why don't you show it to everyone, Aowei." The respected second master couldn't help but said that he had seen someone who drank a ladle of water in one breath, but it would take time. It's the first time I've heard of it.

With the second master's opening, the tone was basically set, and even Yu Fei's fifth uncle became curious, after all, he had never seen his son perform this stunt in front of him.

Ao Wei glanced at Yu Fei as if asking for help, and the latter said, "What do you see me doing? I also want to see what your second blow is like."

Reluctantly, Ao Wei looked around and said: "Let's talk about it first, I will perform once, and I will charge money during the live broadcast."

As soon as they heard that he was going to perform, the two little girls ran out, and came back after a while, holding a bottle of water in their hands, looking at Aowei with bubbling tears in all four eyes. little stars.

Aowei took it, put one bottle on the table, unscrewed the cap of the other bottle, and said: "See clearly, I will only do it this time, if you want to watch it later, you have to watch my live broadcast gone."

When the voice fell to the ground, he held the bottle mouth with his left hand, twisted the bottom of the bottle with his right hand, squeezed his hands, and when he let go, the water in the bottle disappeared, leaving only the empty bottle that was clenched into a ball.

"Shouting~ Yes!"

Yu Fei, who was the closest, took the empty bottle and said, "You can be regarded as a super god, why didn't I see how you swallowed this bottle of water?"

Ao Wei let go this time, and said proudly: "This is my exclusive secret. If you want to learn it, you must pay the tuition fee."

Yu Fei glanced at him, brought over an open bottle of beer and put it in front of him and said, "Don't say I'm bullying you, if you can drink this bottle of beer in twice the time of drinking water, how much do you want?" I will give you all the tuition."

"Aren't you embarrassing?" Aowei said dissatisfied: "Let's not talk about the beer has steam, but how do you ask me to pinch this beer bottle? Can I still stick it in my throat and fall down?"

Once the answer is revealed, that’s it. The old saying goes that if it’s difficult, it’s not difficult.

So the matter of Miao Biao was exposed or even ignored by everyone. Like what Uncle Zhan said, he could go to the Spring Festival Gala. Take a walk.

The dinner party has officially started, and the whole family talks and does things more casually. After drinking for three rounds, there are people who guess the boxing game, and others who guess if there is any. Anyway, they basically fight each other until one person admits defeat and the other again. Look for opponents.

At this time, Yu Fei is no longer the target of the fire. He and Ao Wei are juniors, so they can only do the work of carrying wine and opening bottles, and occasionally serve as a waiter serving dishes.

No matter how bad it is, if you can't walk away due to the restrictions of the rules, go through the two of them, and then the elders will continue.

Lao Gao, who ate a meal until the moon rose, old man Zhang and Carpenter Yang, two people who had already been drunk at noon, lived up to everyone's expectations and were brought down again in the evening.

Because the two of them are regarded as the heroes of Yu Fei, and those elders of Yu Fei think that I want to express my gratitude for my nephew or grandson, and show the enthusiasm of our old Yu family, so the two of them drank There are more.

Originally, Yu Fei wanted Carpenter Yang to stay on the farm to sleep, but Yang Chaozhong disagreed, saying that if he went home and left his father here, his mother would definitely blame him when he went home. The man also helped the drunk Carpenter Yang into the car.

As for old man Zhang, it was easy to settle down. Yu Fei wobbled him to the side of the cowshed by himself. Just as he was about to help him take off his shoes and put him on the bed, he immediately became energetic and pulled Yu Fei up. to the side.

"Master, are you not drunk?" Yu Fei asked in surprise.

"I was really drunk just now, but I was sober after being blown by the wind along the way." Old man Zhang explained.

Yu Fei curled his lips, are you lying to a child?No one can sober up after walking such a short distance, you are completely pretending to be drunk.

Seeing the expression on his face, the old man Zhang almost gave him a kick, and said angrily: "You don't even look at it, those drunk people catch whoever drinks with them, if I don't pretend to be drunk, I must be really drunk No, you come to watch the cattle and sheep at night?"

"There's nothing going on in the cowshed at night!" Yu Fei muttered softly.

The old man Zhang stared and said, "I know better than you if there is anything wrong... Hurry up and get out of here. If you meet your uncles, tell me that I have fallen asleep. Don't let them bother me."

After Yu Fei responded, he went out. He was escaping from drinking because of his ability. What can he say?Not only can't say it, but also help him cover it up, learn his technique by the way, and save it for later dealing with the wine scene that I don't want to drink.

When he returned to the villa, everyone had almost left, and the stone couple also took Xiaoyingzi's hand and prepared to go home, saying that there was still a little work left in the room, so Shi Fang could clean it up by himself.

Guoguo originally wanted to sleep in the new house, but was persuaded by Yu Fei's mother to go home, saying that there was still the last day of school tomorrow, and she would come back on Sunday.

In addition, she gave Guoguo an ice cream quota for tomorrow, so Guoguo happily said goodbye to Yu Fei and went back to the village.

According to the usual practice, Yu Fei locked the gate of the farm after he took the five little ones around the farm. As for Shi Fang is still in the house, both parents are so obvious. If he doesn't understand it, then don't alive.

The house has long been cleaned up by Shi Fang, and Shi Fang even lit a piece of sandalwood to disperse the smell of tobacco and alcohol in the house, squeezed beside Shi Fang who was watching TV, Yu Fei said with a smile: "Let's go upstairs together , I'll go up and help you see if the fan by the bed is hanging upright."

Shi Fang's face was reddish, she nodded after taking a look at Yu Fei, Yu Fei could still smell a faint scent of peppermint while breathing...

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After a night of absurdity, when Yu Fei woke up the next morning, Shi Fang was no longer by his side. The old saying was true, the more plowed the land, the fatter the land, and the thinner the cattle.

Facing the rising sun, he lay on the big balcony, felt the coolness from the recliner under him, and sighed in his heart that he finally had his own house.

At this time, there were already workers busy in the farm, and Aowei didn't know when he came, and the truck on the farm stopped at the door of the shed early.

Hearing Shi Fang calling him downstairs, Yu Fei responded, washed up and came downstairs. After eating breakfast, he cleaned the dishes by himself. The mother-in-law also went to the shed after eating.

After tidying up, he left the house, and Yu Fei came to the bellflower field. At this time, the first bellflower flowers that bloomed had already withered, leaving a blue bulge with immature bellflower seeds inside.

(End of this chapter)