i have a mountain

Chapter 524

Yu Fei turned his head and said cheerfully: "You have also seen what happened today, first put the car with me, if someone comes to you, you can say that the car is being repaired at my place, and it can't be used temporarily."

"As for the delay in the money you earn during this period, you can say the number, and I will subsidize it to you later."

He glared at him happily and said, "What nonsense are you talking about? I need you to subsidize me? If I don't look at my uncle like that today, I will have to slap that grandson."

"Don't take everything on you. I'm also a member of Yujia Village. When it's time for me to stand out, I won't give up. Let alone putting the car on your side, if you need to fight, then that's okay." It's just for you to say hello."

Yu Fei laughed and said: "It's not that serious, but if someone jumps out and wants to take over the position of the village party secretary, it's hard to say, but we are all civilized people, and we must convince people with 'reason'."

He gave him a thumbs up: "Although you are younger than me, I admire you for this. Your face is thicker than a tractor tire. You have a smile on your face, but you are not polite."

Yu Fei said with a sullen face, "I wanted to buy you two drinks at night, but it seems that I can save another meal."

"Don't!" As soon as he said this, he immediately regained his spirits. He was good at this, and said with a smile: "Our old hen never lays eggs, and she is acting like a rooster. It just so happens Take this opportunity to kill it."

"You wait for me first, I'll go home and catch that chicken, stew it early, or it may not be able to eat it by night."

After speaking happily, seeing that the key on the quad bike hadn't been pulled out, he quickly jumped on it and drove out of the farm in a hurry. Yu Fei was curious how he would tell his wife about it.

Although there are tens of millions of households in the countryside, the ones with hair are not counted, but after all, they are old hens that have been raised by the family for a long time. If they are brought over for dinner and vegetables like this, her daughter-in-law will definitely have an opinion.

"Our family has everything, why do you let brother happy to go home to catch chickens?" Shi Fang said: "If the two of them get into trouble again, do you still want to go to his house in the future?" ?”

Yu Fei bared his teeth and smiled: "It's okay, since he dares to guarantee the ticket, he must be sure of it himself. At worst, after the meal, he will catch two of our half-grown chickens and let him take them with him." Go home and feed."

"Is it waiting for him to feed the two chickens, and then you will bring them to drink?" Li Muzi curled his lips and said.

"It depends on whether he can catch the chicken in the future." Yu Fei said subconsciously, and after he finished speaking, he glanced at Li Muzi, who had the expression I knew it was.

Yu Fei smiled and continued: "But by that time the chickens on the farm should have grown up, and they can be killed whenever they want to eat."

"Have no humanity." Li Muzi said: "People raise chickens to sell money, but you're lucky, it's all to satisfy your own appetite, hey~ When will I live a life like this?"

Yu Fei raised his eyebrows at her: "Isn't this the kind of life you're living now? What else are you not satisfied with?"

"Hey~ What do you mean by that sentence..." Muzi Li pretended to be resentful and said, "I strayed into someone else's orchard when the fruit was ripe, and thought I had harvested the whole autumn, and that's what I said. people."

"It seems that the life I am living now is the kind of life I want. No, it is all the result of being attached to you, a big farmer. If one day you are not happy, I will have to be beaten back to my original shape."

She cast her eyes on Shi Fang and said: "I am very envious of Sister Fang now. I have found such a good husband. He can make money without running around. He has such a good temper. If I were ten years younger, I would definitely follow him. She stole it."

Yu Fei said with pride: "Humble and humble, I'm not as good as you said."

"Oh, one more thing." Li Muzi added: "Thick-skinned, extremely thick... This is not to hurt you, I mean you must be extremely open in terms of husband and wife life, lucky girl Fang."

Shi Fang blushed slightly: "If you really think he is that good, I can give him to you. If you are afraid of trouble, you can also let him climb your window at night. I think he will be happy."

Yu Fei suddenly felt that the future of his life was bright, but he did not expect to find such a magnanimous daughter-in-law. No way... I must stick to my heart, especially not to let the two people present see that he has any thoughts about to move.

Especially a large piece of white flesh dangling in front of him, even if it is pretending, he still wants to be a gentleman.

After coughing twice, he pretended to be tender and said, "What are you talking about? Why can't I understand? Oh, by the way, honey can be collected again. You guys chat slowly, and I'm going to work."

After he finished speaking, he walked straight to the warehouse, where all the tools for collecting honey were stored. Before he could take a few steps, the two women behind him burst into laughter, and he didn't even turn his head... …

……

Several people in the warehouse were busy working, and there were already some finished products in the small box on one side. After Yu Fei picked up a piece of wood and looked at it, he was ready immediately.

"I said I want you to make it more attractive. I didn't ask you to make porn? What's the matter with you putting a picture of a fruit girl on it? I don't know. I thought it was a small card in a hotel!"

Zhao Dachun looked up at him and said: "This is a sample. There are many patterns. I just want to see which one is the most suitable. Besides, you can imagine it as a fruit girl by looking at a stick figure. Isn't that attractive enough?" Human eyes?"

"Get out~" Yu Fei said: "I'm here to sell things, not to pimp, if you really dare to print this word on the cards, believe it or not, I will tie you up at night and let you see A night of porn."

Zhao Dachun's eyes lit up: "Do you have resources? If you have, borrow one... oh~ borrow all of them to talk."

Yu Fei said with a dark face: "Don't say I don't have one, even if I have it, I won't lend it to you, lest you go crazy... No, the topic is wrong, okay? We are talking about wood chips, why? Is it related to resources?"

"You didn't start it first." Zhao Dachun snapped back.

"Hey... I'll go~"

Before Yu Fei could finish his sentence, he was attracted by the newly made piece of wood that he held up in his hand. The piece of wood seemed to be much thicker than he requested, but this was not surprising.

It is not surprising that there are small holes of various shapes on this piece of wood, but when a thin golden piece of wood is added behind the red piece of wood, a delicate picture of peonies in full bloom appears.

Yu Fei took it over and separated the two pieces of wood from overlapping back and forth, and asked without raising his head: "I'll go, don't you say this is the result of your busy work for so long?"

"Otherwise what do you think I'm doing?" Zhao Dachun asked back.

Yu Fei gave him a look to let him experience it by himself, but after playing with it for a while, he found the problem, raised his head and asked: "Now these two pieces of wood are independent entities, can I still send an instruction manual for each of them?" Is it? Or do you want to glue the two of them together?"

"Using glue is disrespectful to wood and an insult to my craftsmanship." Zhao Dachun said proudly: "Do you know that there is a craft called mortise and tenon?"

Yu Fei shook the two thin pieces of wood and said, "You don't want to use that kind of craft on these two pieces of wood, do you? Is there room for that?"

"Just because you can't do it doesn't mean that others can't do it either. There are people like me." Zhao Dachun also learned the trick of baring his teeth.

"You can drink the wine in my basement if you make it. If you can't make it, you just wait to be slapped in the face. Your brothers and sisters will probably be very happy to see this scene."

After Yu Fei finished speaking, he put down the two pieces of wood, found the tools for collecting honey, and walked out. Ever since Li Lin returned to the farm after beating Li Lin, it seemed that men and women were molesting him. At this time, bees that cannot speak are more reliable Some.

……

It was a hot day, and he didn't know why the bees worked so hard. The honeycomb boards were full of honey, and the three beehives harvested a lot of honey, which made him think about buying more bees.

However, after seeing that the platycodon flowers had begun to wither, he gave up this idea. It is not suitable to make a big move on the bees this year, and wait for the spring next year before making plans.

Anyway, these honeys are not intended to be sold outside, as long as they are enough for their own family.

Just as he was pushing and shaking the honey bucket and walking back, he happily came to the farm again with a bag. Judging from the thumping force coming from inside, he really caught the old hen at home.

"Shout~ Honey, what a treat." He said happily, "Catch two of your chickens and make them honey roasted chickens."

Yu Fei turned his head to look at the half-sized chickens and said: "You really dare to think, you want to eat chickens before they grow up!"

"You know a fart." Said happily and contemptuously: "Roast chickens have to eat that kind of tender chicken, and they can't be roasted when they are old. Do you believe it? If you seem to believe it, then catch two chickens. Just let my brother show you some craftsmanship, if it’s not delicious, you don’t need money.”

Yu Fei grinned: "Even if it's not delicious, I want to collect the money, where can I collect it? I can also keep you to pay off the debt... But if it is really as delicious as you said, what can I do if I eat it once?" Go? Catch the chick."

After Yu Fei finished speaking, he gave an order to the dogs wandering around the honey bucket: "Catch two chickens and come back."

...?
None of the three dogs understood this order. After all, they had been taught a lesson for biting chickens. It was obviously paradoxical to ask them to catch chickens at this time.

Helplessly, Yu Fei picked up the old hen that he had just delivered, and gestured to his mouth, the three dogs seemed to understand, but after Yu Fei let go, the three dogs immediately jumped on the old hen's head body...

(End of this chapter)