i have a mountain

Chapter 561

Just after the video was sent, Zhang Hongzhao quickly sent a message: "Fuck~ How did you catch such a big fish??? It's unreasonable. I ran all over the world every day and didn't touch it. How about such a big fish?"

Yu Fei chuckled and said, "This is about your character."

Zhang Hongzhao quickly replied: "Get out, if my character is not good, you should have been reformed long ago."

Soon he sent another message: "Tomorrow should be a good day for fishing. It happens to be Sunday. Let's go to your farm for dinner."

"There is no problem." Yu Fei said: "Come here to take care of food, housing, and fishing by the way."

"That's it, let's not talk about it, I work overtime today, and I will invite you one by one in the evening, and I will go there early tomorrow morning."

As soon as Zhang Hongzhao finished speaking, Fan Hui showed his head: "You still need to invite me for this matter. Be careful, I will come over at night and come for a night fishing."

"It's just you? Night fishing? If you can catch small fish safely and steadily for a while during the day, I'll take it easy on you. How can you do fishing that only takes half a day at night?" Zhang Hongzhao hit him unceremoniously.

"Won't I bring my barbecue stove? I'm cooking barbecue while fishing, and I won't let you eat it. I'll starve you to death." Fan Hui was not to be outdone.

"Are you going to roast mosquitoes or roast frogs... Well, it seems to be okay. This is the time when frogs are out. It seems that roasting frogs is also a good choice." Zhang Hongzhao thought of eating while talking.

"You go to the other side." Chen Kaiqiang raised his head: "Still roasting frogs? Did you see someone selling frogs at a barbecue stall?"

"I know this. Frogs are listed as animals that are prohibited from being sold. Who dares to sell frog meat blatantly?" Fan Hui said.

"As long as you know a lot, have you heard of sparganosis? It's not worth it if you get encephalopathy just because of one bite." Chen Kaiqiang said solemnly.

After a long while, Zhang Hongzhao typed a line: "A weak question? What is sparganism? Also, what kind of disease is encephalopathy?"

Yu Fei casually pasted the information he had just searched: "The scientific name of Sparganum mansoni is Sparganum mansoni. Its adult worms live in the intestines of cats and dogs, and occasionally in the intestines of humans... the human brain grows Parasites, sparganosis will enter the blood vessels in the form of cysticerci or eggs, so they may enter the brain through the blood circulation to survive."

Zhang Hongzhao first made a few terrified expressions, and then said: "Entering the brain, how did they survive? Could it be eating human brains?"

Yu Fei made a smirk and said, "Why don't you think that your brains are like a bowl of tofu brains to them, and they will keep fresh automatically if you can't finish them at once."

After a long silence, Fan Hui said, "Aren't we talking about fishing? Why are we talking about brain-eating parasites?"

After being silent again for a while, Zhang Hongzhao said, "It's not because of you, go fishing well, you have to roast some kind of frog, that thing is an indeterminate bomb."

Fan Hui probably went back to climb the stairs to read the information. After a while, he said angrily: "I just want to bake something to eat. You insisted on roasting some frogs. Can you blame me?"

"That's why you started the conversation first. If you don't talk about eating barbecue, can I think of finding ingredients for you?" Zhang Hongzhao was not to be outdone.

Seeing that the conversation was already distorted, Yu Fei said: "Let's not eat barbecue when you come here, this time we will eat hot pot instead, no matter what kind of parasites it has, if you cook it in the hot pot for a while, it will become warped." Hoof, you still have to pay attention to safety when eating."

Everyone thought it was right, and they didn't care whether it was suitable to eat hot pot at this time.

After talking nonsense with some brothers, Yu Fei finally called Aowei and asked him to ride the quad bike. Not only is it good off-road performance, but the most important thing is that it can be loaded. It's a bit awkward for a ten-jin big fish to be carried by people.

After hearing what happened, Aowei hung up the phone excitedly, and with the roar of the engine, he drove the motorcycle over quickly.

As soon as he saw the big herring, he rushed over with a groan. The fish raised on the farm are not so big, let alone it is pure wild.

"Brother, let's have a whole fish feast tonight." Ao Wei rubbed his chin and said.

"As long as you clean up the fish, you have the final say on what to eat that night." Yu Fei said while putting away the fishing gear.

"no problem."

Ao Wei put down these words, and immediately started to get busy, tying the fish was a slippery one, and he didn't even need Yu Fei's help, he got it done by himself.

Seeing this, Yu Fei laughed happily, then mentioned the fish guard in the water, glanced at the fish that usually looked relatively large, and then at the big herring that was tied up with five flowers, muttered, let's go, and release those fish up.

There is a big fish and everything is enough~
……

A big fish more than one meter long summoned everyone in the farm. Aowei's loud voice wanted to let the whole world know.

"I haven't seen such a big wild fish for many years, right?" Old man Zhang squinted his eyes and looked at the big herring and said.

Carpenter Yang nodded in agreement and said, "It's been many years. The last time we met was when we were doing river work, and that fish was bigger than this one."

Brother Hu said with some uncertainty: "I remember that fish seemed to be carried by two people, right?"

"It was carried by two people." Old man Zhang said with a smile: "I was next to me at the time, and two strong young men carried it with shovels, and there was a tail hanging on the ground."

"You're talking about the big fish you caught when you were working on the river?" Yu Fei also heard about this matter.

"That's it." Carpenter Yang continued: "The one who has been rumored to be a god for so many years is actually a big bastard."

Aowei hit the big herring on the head with a stick, and the fish soon became silent. When he took the knife and began to scale, he said: "Whether it is god or not, I have never seen that big fish before." , if you see one now, it will be thrown into the pot immediately."

"I think this thing is most suitable for the box of ten-year-old Xifeng in my brother's basement. Longfeng and Ming, although they are all fake, but it makes people feel comfortable."

Seeing everyone's expressions of approval, Yu Fei stretched out his hand and knocked on Aowei's head, and said: "It's not easy if you want to drink, after I kill and divide the fish, I'll cook, you Go get some wine."

After Aowei happily agreed, the speed of attack became even more cheerful.

……

Yu Fei felt that this big fish should be tasted by his family members, so he invited his parents and Shi Fang's parents over, plus two little girls running around, so many people could not It must be able to feed this big fish.

A soup pot was used to stew tofu with a fish head, let alone such a big fish body left.

"Wow~ What a big fish bone!" Guoguo said with a long mouth.

"This bone is bigger than yours." Xiao Yingzi gestured on her body and said.

Yu Fei felt that with such a big fish, it would be a waste not to make some boneless fish fillets, so he showed his immature knife skills and picked out the skeleton of the fish.

After placing it in front of Guoguo who wanted to find some snacks in the kitchen, he immediately attracted the attention of the two little girls.

Guoguo stretched out his finger, carefully tapped the thick fishbone, and said, "Father, I heard Uncle Aowei say that you caught this fish?"

In front of his daughter, of course Yu Fei wanted to show off, so he proudly said: "Yes, Dad took a lot of effort to pull it up."

"Then did you pull it up like we did in our tug-of-war?" Guoguo asked curiously.

Yu Fei originally wanted to teach her some fishing skills, but in the end he gave up after thinking about it. They might not like this kind of question, so he pinched Guoguo's nose and said, "Yes. Ah, it was pulled up by the tug of war."

"Then...then...when we tug-of-war, we would always be pulled over by others. Why didn't you get pulled into the river by this fish?" Guoguo asked seriously.

Shi Fang's laughter came from next to his ear, and Yu Fei said with a little melancholy: "If I lose, then it's up to them to have a whole-person feast."

Shi Fang slapped him on the back and complained, "What nonsense are you talking about?"

Then she handed a plate full of watermelon to two little girls who were a bit ignorant and said, "Take this to the living room, remember to treat everyone politely~"

"Oh~"

The two little girls walked out carrying the plates with a very sensible oh. They knew that they could be presumptuous in front of their father, but they had to be more behaved in front of their mother.

When they walked away, Shi Fang patted him again, and said angrily: "What kind of whole person banquet? Unlucky, you can't say something nice?"

Yu Fei chuckled, and said indifferently: "This is not coaxing the two of them to play. If you really want to have a whole-person feast, you have to see if those fish have such teeth."

"Then I can't talk anymore."

"Follow your orders~"

……

Eight or nine adults and two children let go of their bellies to eat, and there was only a small half of the big fish left. When they left, Yu Fei shared them with the mountain goods, and asked each family to take them back. part.

Children don't have to go to school tomorrow, so the two little girls said nothing and didn't go back. One of them hung on Yu Fei's arm, no matter what the elders said, they just kept shaking their heads.

Yu Fei picked up one in each hand, smiled and sent the helpless elders away from the farm, and then brought them back to the villa. The three happily watched the cartoon.

Maybe it's because every man hides a little child inside his body, so Yu Fei is more serious than the two little girls when he watches cartoons.

The three even argued over whether the bear in the cartoon could come out to look for food in the snow, and the two little girls insisted that this was right, or they would play it on TV.

And Yu Fei analyzed them one by one from a scientific point of view and the living habits of bears.

However, no one could convince anyone, and in the end it was unanimously decided to vote by show of hands, and Yu Fei was defeated by two to one...

The two little girls happily dragged the helpless Yu Fei to start role-playing. He was the gluttonous Xiong Er who didn't like sports, and the two little girls were the flower fairy.

Yu Fei protested at the time, this is all a play, if there is no Xiong Da, it's fine, why even Hua Fairy came out?

His protest was rejected by Shi Fang, who played Snow White...

(End of this chapter)