i have a mountain

Chapter 596

Yu Fei was surprised in an instant, what kind of operation is this?Why does drinking get involved in posture?Is my guess coming true?
Before he could answer, Young Marshal Lu took another big gulp of wine and said, "Dude, I won't be able to turn over for the rest of my life. If it's up and down, I can only struggle at the bottom, and I can't fucking resist."

Yu Fei imitated him and took a sip of wine, and asked after a little thought: "How long can you usually last?"

"I can... why are you asking this? I'm not sick." Young Marshal Lu even made up a classical Chinese phrase.

"Is there half an hour?" Yu Fei asked directly without talking nonsense.

Young Marshal Lu had a look of grief and indignation: "Do you think this is a f***ing shoot? It's still half an hour? It will wear off your bald skin!"

After speaking, he stretched out his hand and said three times in a row: "Excluding the prelude and follow-up, the theme is only about 15 minutes, but if you play it well, you can stick to it for 10 minutes."

Yu Fei suddenly understood, thinking of his situation after drinking porridge and eating shrimp that day, he patted Young Marshal Lu on the shoulder and said: "Wait for three months, come to me after three months, I will definitely make you turn over and become the master." .”

Young Marshal Lu's bottle of wine had already bottomed out, and he said with a drunken eye, "Why do you have to wait for three months? Why can't you teach me now?"

"Nonsense, even if I teach you, you won't be able to use it!" Yu Fei was a little speechless: "You still don't know what your wife is like now? Even if I can help you double the time, you can still slap her." to go?"

"Doubling the time?"

Young Marshal Lu seemed to wake up in an instant, his eyes were wide open, and there was still a glint in his pupils.

Yu Fei nodded and said earnestly: "At least double, no need to take medicine and injections, and there is no side effect at all. You only need to eat some food that you usually eat."

"elder brother!"

Young Marshal Lu suddenly howled and hugged Yu Fei: "You are my brother, my brother for the rest of my life, please tell me Fang Zi!"

Yu Fei felt a chill all over his body, he tried his best to break free from his embrace, and then said: "It's still the same sentence, is there anything I can do for you now?"

Young Marshal Lu's expression changed for a moment and he said, "I don't have the initiative! What if I am ambushed?"

"Come on~"

……

Yu Fei still didn't hand over the oats and green shrimps to him. On the one hand, he wasn't sure what kind of thing would work, and on the other hand, seeing Wang Wenqian's cautious look, he would definitely not sneak attack in the near future. his.

When the two returned to the villa, except for the soft conversation upstairs, the others had long since disappeared. Maybe Lu Shaoshuai felt that the drink just now was not very satisfying, so Fei dragged Yu Fei to drink in his RV, saying There is good wine in there.

The wine was really good, and without cheating, Yu Fei was also drunk, neither of them went back to the house, they just lay sprawled on the carriage floor and fell asleep.

……

When Yu Fei woke up, the sky was still dark, only the Venus on the horizon hung in the eastern sky forever.

He shook his head. The hangover headache was very strong. At this time, he should run for a lap to force out the remaining alcohol in his body to wake up.

Just do what you say, get up early and go for a run, and save others from always thinking him as a slob.

The humid air has a hint of coolness, and it is very comfortable to breathe into the lungs, which makes the whole person refreshed, and the hangover headache also dissipates a lot.

Just as Yu Fei moved his body away, a figure flashed in the shadow of the lamp in the distance, and then disappeared into the darkness beyond the reach of the street lamp.

Uh ~
Yu Fei immediately became full of energy, is this recruiting a thief?It's a rare thing, since the thief who entered Yujia Village was almost killed that year, no thief dared to come here again.

Looking at the figure that flashed by just now, it seemed that the thief was not very strong, and he could even be said to be a little thin. After considering the force values ​​​​on both sides, Yu Fei followed him quietly, raised his feet and landed lightly. Teach him the tricks.

As for the seniors, there is no need to say more, we are serious people.

After following for a while, Yu Fei found that the other party seemed to be unprepared, and he didn't know how to cover up the sound of running footsteps, coupled with the slightly impetuous panting sound, he thought it should be a novice.

At this time, the sky was a little brighter, at least he could see the figure of the other party, he was very thin and short, and Yu Fei felt that he could fight such a pair by himself.

After calming down his somewhat excited mood, just when Yu Fei was about to show off his skills, the other party seemed to be aware of his existence, and just when he stopped to turn around to check, Yu Fei swooped down and pushed him down on the road In the fields beside.

"Help me~"

Just when Yu Fei was about to shout out that classic line, a loud cry for help was as loud as piercing his eardrums.

Um?Still a woman?
His legs clamped the opponent's violently twisting waist, and his hands clamped the opponent's desperately struggling hands. During the process again, Yu Fei felt an astonishing softness, and Yu Fei subconsciously rubbed twice more.

But after he saw the other person's face clearly, he immediately jumped away.

"Xiaomei, why is it you?"

When Yu Fei opened his mouth, Li Xiaomei also stopped struggling, and said in a crying voice, "I'll just take a good run, what are you doing?"

"That... you... I thought you were a thief!" Yu Fei struggled to complete the sentence, and when he saw the other party sitting on the ground and arranging his clothes, he subconsciously handed it out own hands.

Li Xiaomei took a look, hesitated for a moment, then grabbed his hand and stood up.

"You scared me to death. You rushed over without saying a word. I thought I met a bad guy?"

Yu Fei smiled foolishly: "It seems that the two of us want to go together."

Li Xiaomei snorted. Just as she was about to say something, she heard voices coming from a distance. Her expression changed and she said, "I'm leaving first, and I'll talk to you later."

After she finished speaking, she clutched her somewhat damaged collar and ran away, and she still ran away from those street lights. After she ran far away, Yu Fei felt his hands hurt a little, and then he took a look at the gradually brightening sky. , trough, it's all bleeding.

Yu Fei frowned. This girl has teeth, right? How could she get hurt just by touching it?
……

Li Xiaomei ran back to the B&B in a panic, closed the door and leaned against the door, her chest heaving rapidly, and it took a long time to calm down.

After she calmed down, she collapsed on the ground as if her spine had been taken out. The expression on her face was wonderful, like pain, but also a little inexplicable excitement.

Sun Tingting came out of the bedroom yawning, and when she saw the scene in front of her, she immediately exclaimed: "You are being punished..."

(End of this chapter)