i have a mountain

Chapter 69 Female Tyrannosaurus

"Oh, the teapot was placed quite tightly by the workers, so I was..." At this time, the old monster who went down to find the teapot came up, looked at the two of them in surprise, and swallowed the second half of the sentence. inside.

No wonder the old monster was surprised, the postures of the two of them are so ambiguous, Sun Tingting is lying on the back of the sofa, Yu Fei is standing behind her, holding her waist with both hands, plus Sun Tingting's state, anyone will think crooked .

"You..." The old monster didn't know how to ask at this time.

At this time, Sun Tingting stood up, pushed Yu Fei away, put down the skirt casually, said "I'm going to the bathroom" and ran away, her legs seemed to give up when she went out.

Yu Fei coughed twice to cover up his embarrassment, and sat down on the sofa.

"Is this how you chat with others?" The old monster stared at Yu Fei and asked.

"It's not what you think." Yu Fei felt so unconfident.

"It's not like that, that's what? What do I see?" The old monster stretched out his hand and stroked his eyes, speaking like a tongue twister.

"We are just kidding around." Yu Fei was at the end of his words at this time.

The old monster looked at him with scrutiny, and said for a long time: "Don't play too much." After speaking, he went to boil the water.

Yu Fei couldn't help heaving a sigh of relief, and finally turned the page.

"What do you think of the decoration of my shop?" The old monster returned to his usual way of speaking.

"It's very good, I think it's very good. Compared with other pharmacies, the standard here is very high," Yu Fei said.

"That's right, when it was decorated, it was decorated according to the highest standard." The old monster sighed.

"Spend a lot of money?" Yu Fei asked tentatively.

"Spending money is secondary, these are superficial skills..." The old monster pondered for a while, and then said: "The main reason is that there is no matching inside!"

"Choose three or five of your collections and put them here, they are the treasures of the store!" Yu Fei has seen his collections, and they are all good things.

"It's not a problem to pick three or five to put here, but it's a bit unsatisfactory to be a treasure of the store." The old monster looked at Yu Fei and said.

"What do you think I'm doing? I can't be a treasure of the store, even if I am willing to be, will others care about it?" He understood what the old monster meant, but Yu Fei still wanted to pretend to be confused.

"Generally, the treasures of town stores are stored for a long time." The old monster looked at him with a strange look.

"What do you mean?" Yu Fei was really confused: "How about I come back in a hundred or eighty years?"

"It means that those things are air-dried." The old monster said casually.

Yu Fei immediately thought of a mummy-like thing hanging in the center of the lobby, and there was a sign on it, introducing the life and origin of this thing.

Before Fei could say anything, the old monster continued: "I heard that Ma Laosan gave you a car, is it the one you drove?"

"I bought it for 100 yuan." Yu Fei said angrily, knowing that this matter must not be hidden from the old monster, but he was right. When Ma Sanye came, the things he bought happened to be spent. one hundred.

"Uh!" The old monster was obviously choked, what the hell is there to do?But Yu Fei didn't seem to be lying, and asked, "How did you spend the 100 yuan?"

"When the third brother came last time, I went to the street and bought two chickens and some spare ribs." Yu Fei said cheekily.

"Oh, so it is like this." The old monster suddenly realized.

"You don't want to sell a car, do you? Let me tell you first, I already have two cars in the farm, and I have to find a driver to drive here." Yu Fei said.

"How could it be? I'm not that idiot Ma Laosan." The old monster said.

"That's good." Yu Fei felt that his two ginsengs should not need to be taken out.

"Do you know what this girl's family does?" The old monster suddenly turned to other things.

Yu Fei got confused for a while before realizing that the old monster was talking about Sun Tingting, and his thinking jumped a little far.

"I heard from the third brother that her father is a native of Yaodu and owns a company of his own. As for her mother, the third brother didn't go into details, but said that she has a lot of background."

After saying this, Yu Fei remembered, the last time the third brother said that he couldn't provoke this woman Sun Tingting, why did he forget it this time when his head got hot?
"Her grandfather is from Kyoto and has been a soldier all his life. Her mother practiced martial arts at the age of three and entered the national martial arts team at the age of seven. It is said that on the first day she joined the army, she knocked down a class of veterans." The old monster said slowly.

"I heard that once when I went home to visit relatives, I met two drunk hooligans on the road who wanted to molested a woman. She was sent to the hospital for half a year, and the people of Kyoto gave her the nickname Female Tyrannosaurus."

"Later, for some reason, I met a small businessman at a reception. It took less than ten days for the two of them to get married. The small businessman thought he was lucky, and a beautiful woman fell in love with him for no reason. him."

"Later, he spent more than ten years proving one thing. The things that can fall from the sky are often not pies. The woman he treats as a fairy is violent domestically every day, but the fairy in his mind likes to beat her up." face, so that this guy's face is often purple and blue."

"It wasn't until she gave birth to a daughter and focused on her daughter that the female tyrannosaur's temper restrained a bit, but since then her daughter has become her reverse scale. When she was a child, a pervert wanted to moles her daughter. As a result, she was beaten into a vegetable."

"Since then, she has protected her daughter like a chick in an eggshell. She beat up any non-relative male who tried to get close to his daughter. At least it hurt for three to five days, and at worst, his hands and feet were broken. usual."

After the old monster finished speaking, he looked at him with deep meaning.

What do you mean?What do you mean by that?Yu Fei thought that what he did just now would at least result in a vegetative person, maybe he would be stung by a machine gun, or the kind that would empty more than three magazines in a row.

"I didn't do anything? What are you looking at me for?" He said dryly.

"No one knows what you did or not, but for that female tyrannosaurus, as long as she thinks you did something, then you do it." The old monster said.

Isn't this too overbearing?Even if you convict someone, you still have to pay attention to the evidence, don't you?

"Then... this... I..." Yu Fei suddenly felt that the room was a little hot.

"I heard that she is practicing driving a tank recently." The old monster continued to throw out fierce information.

A picture suddenly appeared in Yu Fei's mind. He was tied up and thrown on the road. A mature version of Sun Tingting drove a tank over him with a hideous face, and then backed up, going back and forth N times.

"What do you think I should do? Is it okay to go to their house to plead guilty with two sticks on my back? Or is it better to just tie myself up and send me to the door?" Yu Fei asked discouragedly.

"I can still have a few words with that girl's mother, and we used to get together often when we were in Kyoto." The old monster picked up the boiling kettle and poured water into the teacup.

Yu Fei finally understood that this guy was threatening him with this matter. If he didn't bring out some dry goods, he would definitely not be able to pass this level, but it is estimated that the female tyrannosaurus that the old monster said should be the truth.

"Wait a minute, I'm not quite sure how to grasp something, you palm my eyes for me." After Yu Fei finished speaking, he went out, went to the car and took out the ginseng dug yesterday from the space.

"Good! Very good stuff." The old monster looked at the ginseng and said, smiling like a chrysanthemum.

Yu Fei pouted and ignored him, anyway, this thing was originally prepared for him.

"If this thing is in your hands, it will be ruined. How about you pass it on to me?" The old monster said pretendingly.

"Okay! Anyway, I don't know how to keep this thing, sometimes I just eat it with stewed chicken." Yu Fei said casually.

"Stewed chicken?" The old monster straightened his teeth, as if he wanted to bite someone.

"That's right!" Seeing the old monster like this, Yu Fei got excited instead: "It's stewed chicken, why not use it? But after the stew, there is a smell of medicine, and the taste is not very good."

"Is this something for stewing chicken?" The old monster said with a dark face, "It also smells like medicine? Do you think this is the kind of farmed ginseng that can be bought for ten or eight yuan on the market?"

Taking a deep breath to calm down his emotions, he said to Fei kindly: "If you want stewed chicken in the future, you can get it from me. How about I give it to you for free?"

"Then it's a deal, I'll get it from you directly if I need anything in the future." Yu Fei said, anyway, it's already like this, if you don't take advantage of it, you're a bastard.

"Only limited to less than ten or eight yuan."

"Stingy..."

(End of this chapter)