i have a mountain

Chapter 729 Banana Man

Switching between rapid movement and extreme stillness, Reiko's eyes darkened, her face suddenly turned pale, and then an abnormal blush appeared.

"What's wrong? I can't take it this time... hiss~"

Yu Fei wanted to squat down and talk to Reiko, but the pain from his butt made him stand upright again, and Reiko followed his thoughts to be on the same level as him.

"Tell me, how many people like you do Takahashi have? Oh, by the way, you don't have to tell me what you've been doing these days, or what your purpose is. I know all of this, Inoue I broke a finger because of it."

Reiko's eyes showed a look of disbelief. Only they knew about Inoue's self-cut finger. How did the man in front of him know?
Yu Fei proudly pointed to the sky and said: "This is the border of our country, all gods will help us, everything you do is under my supervision, if they didn't drink too much at the dinner party yesterday Too much wine, you can't even get close to me today."

Reiko stopped talking after giving Yu Fei a look, and it was impossible for Yu Fei to keep grinding with her. Today has taken up enough time, and in addition, he still needs to find a suitable reason to cover up this matter, so He has made a decision.

As his thoughts turned, Reiko's body flew high, and then fell into the tree house of the big tree. After thinking about it, Yu Fei still kindly left the dagger to her, in a strange place. environment, it is still necessary to keep a controllable weapon.

Yu Fei was about to go out after feeling the movement of the outside world. He seemed to have thought of something, turned around, gave Xiaoqiang a kick, threatened it, and then left the space.

"Appreciate~"

The environment at this meeting is the same as before he entered the space, even the lighting has not changed. Yu Fei looked at the time, and it has been less than an hour. I got a headache.

The effect of the golden flower produced in the space is still so strong, the wound has stopped bleeding and there is a tingling feeling, but even with the hole in the trousers, how should he explain it to Shi Fang?

Honestly?That's impossible, let's not say whether Shi Fang believes it or not, if she believes it, then with her character, she will definitely ask the bottom line, and by the way, gather a group of people to clean up Takahashi and the others, so what should I say about Lingzi still in the space?
But what reason should we make up?Now that he doesn't climb trees anymore, can he still come up with an excuse for climbing trees and ruining his pants?
Huh~ This seems to be really possible, just to be blamed a little bit later, at least it won't cause too much consequences. After thinking about it, he stretched his backhand behind his back, enlarged the tear in his trousers again, and inadvertently touched it. When he touched the wound, he grinned again.

But these are not enough, he needs to actually climb up the tree and then slide down, which will look more realistic, so he chose a nearby tree, climbed up, and then slid down.

During this process, he felt the scorching heat again, and at that moment he secretly swore in his heart that when Shi Fang was settled, Lingzi's ass would definitely bloom, so as to avenge today's revenge.

Back home, the children were all asleep, the room was very quiet, after tidying up, he quietly opened the bedroom door, Yu Fei was surprised in an instant, under the warm light, Shi Fang was like a sleeping crabapple revealed before him.

Wisps of light gauze covered the ivory-like carcass, and Yu Fei's slightly pursed red lips made Yu Fei's mouth dry. As soon as he turned into a beast and flew up, he immediately snorted, and the desire for revenge grew stronger in his heart. flourishing...

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The next day, it was rumored in the farm that Fei Ye climbed a tree and got his butt scratched by a branch. Shi Fang always had a smile when he passed by him, and this action was very frequent.

When she passed in front of Yu Fei for the nth time, Yu Fei stretched out his hand and caught her.

"If you laugh at me again, be careful that I will punish you on the spot."

"I'm so scared~" Shi Fang put on a frightened expression, then reached out and patted Yu Fei's buttocks and said, "Little brother, you'd better recuperate at home honestly, don't have those bad thoughts, Watch out for the butt blooming again, hahaha~"

She was very arrogant and left with a smile, while Yu Fei lay on the rattan chair with an expression of lovelessness, this girl is really disgusting, we just need to know about this kind of thing, you have to Why pass it on to me?
Now it's all right, there are condolences brought by the three waves of people on the table, and he can bear the milk biscuits, but Ming that guy actually brought two catties of brown sugar, and it's peppered, and the bag is printed Can't you see the maternity special?

"Xiao Fei, I heard that you climbed a tree last night and turned your chrysanthemum into a sunflower. It's really... oh~ it seems to be true."

Zhenxing entered the door after asking a question. After seeing Yu Fei lying on the rattan chair, he immediately confirmed the news spread by the outside world, with a very concerned expression: "It's not a problem for you to lie on your stomach all the time. Later, I'll get you a U-shaped pillow, which is like a toilet seat, allowing you to sit on it."

Yu Fei had no energy to explain again, raised his eyelids and said, "Do you think those rumors outside are credible?"

"I didn't think it was credible before." Zhenxing said: "But after seeing you like this, I believe it. You used to like lying down the most. Now you are lying on your stomach. If it is not true, it can be fake what?"

Yu Fei waved his hands weakly and said: "If you are okay, then quickly sort out the land on the opposite farm, it is much better than watching my jokes here, isn't it just a hole in the buttocks, as for you Such a joke?"

Zhenxing stood up, slapped Yu Fei on the buttocks and said in agreement: "Well, you're right, I'm going to work, you can recuperate quietly."

With a cry, Yu Fei was about to get up and fight him with his life, but Zhen Xing ran out of the room very quickly, leaving behind a string of laughter as well.

The phone rang, and Li Muzi called and asked: "The Japanese woman is gone, the remaining two Japanese seem to be agitated, should we call the police, I think they seem to be going crazy, please don't call us The guest got bitten."

"Whether that Japanese girl sees or not is none of our business, let them handle it by themselves." Yu Fei said: "But you have to be careful with the remaining two Japanese, if they dare to open their mouths, we will kill them." knocked out his teeth."

"...Could it be you who stole that Japanese girl?" Li Muzi said: "Didn't you see? You still have that hobby, it's hairtail! But you still have a good eye, That woman is absolutely perfect."

"I'm powerless to my own wife now, and I'm still playing with a Japanese girl. Do you think I'm an iron man?"

Yu Fei is already immune to Li Muzi's hooligans, unlike before, he can fight back now.

"Hey~ I didn't see it, you are still a silver-like wax gun head." Li Muzi immediately started teasing mode: "Why, did you use too much force, and now you are a little weak? My sister is someone who has been here. Let me tell you, what about men? You can’t be greedy for momentary joy, just live your life, then you have to pay attention to a steady stream.”

"You and your husband only stay together for a few days a year, and you still educate me? Come on, come on, show me what is a long flow of water, I think you are endless!" Yu Fei barked tooth path.

"I don't want to talk to a man who can't even handle my own wife." Li Muzi's contemptuous tone came down the microphone.

"I was injured, it was an accident, it was not what you thought...you waited for it, and when I recover from my injury, I will definitely turn you into the water of the Yangtze River." Yu Fei gritted his teeth.

"Trauma? Accident? Hey~ Is this an egg?" Li Muzi revealed a sense of playfulness in his tone: "Then you take good care of it, maybe you can hatch another chick, and then you can Playing Ssangyong with your daughter-in-law."

Yu Fei squeezed his forehead, and once again retreated in front of this female hooligan, he had no choice but to tell the lie he had told countless times since last night. After listening to it, the latter laughed and said, "You are practicing your anti-sensitivity ability. Did you go?"

"Huh?" Yu Fei said he didn't understand.

"Climbing a tree, don't you have to spread your legs? The bark is so rough, rubbing up and down, do you think you have practiced anti-sensitivity?" Li Muzi explained for him.

Yu Fei imagined that scene for a while, and suddenly there was thunder rolling in his mind. He once again worshiped Li Muzi's hooligan theory, she can think of everything in a different direction for you, she is really a motherfucker. banana man.

"Whatever you say is what you say. When I'm done, I will definitely show it on you. You just wait to accept it." Yu Fei said.

"Little girl is so scared~"

Li Muzi's voice changed and he said domineeringly: "Cut~ First get rid of your own wife, sister still doesn't like your little earthworm, oh yes, do you really ignore those two Japanese? "

From teasing to business, Li Muzi made a seamless connection, and the transition was very quick. Yu Fei thought for a while and said: "Don't worry about it, let the staff at the hotel do whatever they want, but it's still the same sentence, as long as If they dare to open their mouths, their teeth will be knocked out, and I will be responsible for any accidents."

Li Muzi hummed and then said: "Actually, I know an andrology surgeon who has unique experience in dorsal nerve block. Do you want me to introduce you?"

"..."

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Inside the B&B, Takahashi had a gloomy face, and tapped his fingers on the table in front of him meaninglessly. Inoue stood on his lower head, and the cold winter couldn't take away the sweat on his forehead.

"Tomorrow, tomorrow at the latest, I will see the panorama of the farm. If you can't do it, you will know the consequences."

(End of this chapter)