i have a mountain

Chapter 786

After eating, Yu Fei honestly went to Farm No. [-] to prepare for planting okra. He didn't take what Young Marshal Lu said to heart. That thing is a pit, or there is water in the pit, and there are nails in the water. super pit.

But he himself didn't have this awareness yet, no, even on the farm, he was still punished by Wang Wenqian, although it wasn't like kneeling durians, but the way was still not so pleasant.

You say that you can just talk about some things, why do you have to spread them everywhere?One will be caught accidentally, and then you will have to pull cow dung, or the kind that can't wear a mask.

Yu Fei mourned for him in his heart for a second and then disappeared from his sight for help. Originally, Yu Fei didn't like pulling cow dung very much, not to mention that he couldn't wear a mask, which would kill someone.

Yu Fei was the first to abscond, and Ao Wei came in second. It was because Young Marshal Lu told him about his glorious history that Wang Wenqian caught him. It's a mentality that dead friends will never die poor people.

"Brother, do you think Lao Lu will be smoked to death?"

Ao Wei, who was inspecting the development of okra seedlings in the nursery, asked Fei. The latter glanced out and saw Young Marshal Lu pushing a cart of cow dung. His distorted expression showed that he was trying his best Resisting this.

"Just get used to it." Yu Fei said indifferently: "At the beginning, didn't you say every day that you were going to be smoked to death? Didn't you get used to it in the end."

"We have antibodies, okay?" Ao Wei said: "When people go to the toilet, they can see water but not feces. It's not like us. Whenever you go to the toilet, you can see a lot of stock. If you are lazy , and will add two bricks to the side of the pit, or if you are not careful, you will rub your butt on it."

Yu Fei was speechless for a while, what you said is too graphic, no, not only there is a graphic sense, but even the tactile sensation appeared, inadvertently brushing over his buttocks, Yu Fei raised his hand and said: "If you If you read on, go and help, Lao Lu will definitely be grateful."

"If I go, his wife will definitely beat me out. This is a matter between the husband and wife. What's the point if I get involved?" Ao Wei pouted.

"That's terrible, what are you talking about? Hurry up and do your job well, or I will find you a job that smells better than pulling cow dung." Yu Fei kicked him and said.

"Can you still let me pick manure?" Aowei disagreed. The farm has its own drainage system, so the toilet is not an ordinary dry toilet, and the thing of digging manure from the manure pit and picking it out is gone.

Yu Fei raised his eyebrows and said: "There is no more excrement, but the septic tank needs to be cleaned. I even bought leather pants. If you think the packaging is not tight, I can buy you another diving suit. Put on the diving goggles, and you can do deep diving in it."

"You don't have to worry about getting your clothes dirty. The diving suit is airtight, and even the trachea is internally connected. At most, some unknown liquid will seep into the eyes, but you don't have to worry, your breathing is If it is connected to the trachea, it will not smell."

After thinking for a while, Ao Wei said, "You're talking about 200 yuan if you go down and up, and [-] million if you don't get up, right?"

Thinking of the video circulating on the Internet, Yu Fei nodded and said: "Almost, but you are not that valuable. Besides, our septic tank is not that thick, and there is a little more soup. At most, it will be on your isolation cover. Hang some undigested vegetable stalks or paper towels."

Aowei's face turned blue, he retched a bit and said, "You'll kill me."

Yu Fei spread his hands and said, "Am I such a cruel person?"

Aowei looked at him suspiciously...

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"Brother, you are my real brother, okay?"

Young Marshal Lu was on the verge of collapse, and tearfully said to Fei, "As long as you can help my brother complete this task, you will be my brother from now on."

Yu Fei grinned and said, "My buddy is already supporting you to the greatest extent, or do you really think that you can really complete the task with just a few loads of cow dung?"

"Well?"

Young Marshal Lu looked useless, but when he saw Ming pushing a dung truck passing in front of him, he retched and gave Fei a thumbs up. Yu Fei smiled and gave Ming a wink Afterwards, he grinned and drove over on the other side.

As for this man, if he farts when he is unlucky, he can hit his heel with a fart. After hearing that herdsmen use dried cow dung to burn fire, Young Marshal Lu has another job, which is to clean piles of cow dung Choose some dry cow dung that can be used for fire.

But Yu Fei hid without a trace early on, Aowei was accidentally injured, the excitement on his face quickly turned into grief and anger, and he didn't even have a chance to buffer.

Yu Fei couldn't figure it out, why did cow dung have to be used as fuel for cooking mutton?This is unreasonable, and according to his diet philosophy, things cooked with cow dung will definitely have a smell of cow dung, which is something that can be thought of without experimenting.

In order to resist this relatively primitive carnivorous scene, he retreated to the B&B. Marshal Lu also wanted to take the same route for him, but was stopped by his woman, so Yu Fei appeared and faced Wang Xuanzi alone. situation.

"Boss Yu, I don't know why, but you seem to be avoiding me recently?" Wang Xuanzi's expression seemed a bit resentful.

"That..." Yu Fei felt that he should be more resentful than her. Since Wang Wenqian came to the family, he has not had much human rights, so he sighed: "You don't know, there is a fierce wife in the family. For a man, that's bad news, you don't want to take this opportunity to push me back, do you?"

He said that his eyes were still looking around. As the temperature rose, some tourists in the homestay began to try to plant something in their private plots. There were not a few families who were dispatched. Children also took advantage of this opportunity to release in the wilderness own excess energy.

"However, this place doesn't seem to be a very good place. There are people coming and going. With your face, it must be difficult to do it. Why don't we sit in your small courtyard, drink and chat, don't worry. , I promise to pour one cup, the unconscious kind."

"Hehe~"

Wang Xuanzi covered his mouth and laughed: "Boss Yu is joking again. You are famous for your drinking capacity. I just heard that you start at five catties and start to exert strength at ten catties. Where did you start with this drink?" ?”

Yu Fei looked into her eyes very seriously and said: "Don't you know? Some women once said that I am invincible even if I am with the wrong person, even if I drink all the time, but if you look at me right Even if it’s just a glass of fruit juice, I’ll be so drunk that I’m unconscious.”

"Boss Yu is implying something?" Wang Xuanzi's eyes were full of smiles, and she seemed to be able to speak when looking at Yu Fei with watery eyes. If her identity was not taken into consideration, Young Marshal Lu's eyes were indeed irrelevant. picky.

"No." Yu Fei said with a smile: "It's nothing, but I really want to drink, but I don't know if you mean that?"

"I……"

Wang Xuanzi became reserved, and Yu Fei waved his hands and smiled: "I won't tease you anymore, I know you are not the kind of girl who likes to go crazy, you can wander around by yourself, I will go inside and have a look."

After finishing speaking, he no longer gave Wang Xuanzi a chance to speak, and slipped into the depths of the homestay. Wang Xuanzi seemed to be stunned for a moment, and then stomped angrily in the direction where Yu Fei disappeared.

"What are you pretending to be reserved for? Even if he really has something on his mind, as long as he enters the room, why don't he let himself play around with it?"

Wang Xuanzi murmured to himself, then looked down again, and then muttered with frustration on his face: "Why did the swelling subside..."

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(End of this chapter)