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Chapter 829 What are you doing poking a hornet's nest without being stung?
Gao Jin said with a smile: "You want to talk about the difference between rechargeable players and free players?"

"Hmm~"

Yu Fei was stunned for a moment, and then remembered the jokes he saw when surfing the Internet. Although he didn't play video games very much, he couldn't stand the amount of publicity on the Internet, so he also understood the difference between the two.

Shaking his head, Yu Fei said: "This is different from that one. That one is to make you pretend to let you fly. I just drag you down the muddy pond, and it's still physical labor. If you say you can't run fast, then you will not be able to run fast." Feng will definitely sting you first."

"Not necessarily~" Gao Jin retorted: "Poking a hornet's nest doesn't mean that whoever runs fast will not be stung. You can also avoid Ma Feng's pursuit by lying on the ground without moving."

"That's impossible." Yu Fei said affirmatively: "Run fast, and you can usually avoid Ma Feng's pursuit if you turn a corner and hide, but if you lie on the ground and don't move, then you are a live target. That would make the sting even worse."

Gao Jin smiled: "It seems that you are also experienced, but I want to know if you were wearing brightly colored clothes when you poked the hornet's nest?"

"Uh~"

Yu Fei was stunned again, he felt that he was still a novice on the way of poking a hornet's nest, only the person in front of him could be regarded as a master, and he had to think about what color clothes to wear every time he took action.

Seeing him stunned, Gao Jin smiled and said, "You certainly won't remember it so clearly, but I can tell you a little trick, wear a suit of gray clothes, and quickly throw the pole aside after poking the hornet's nest." , and then get down on the spot and don’t move.”

"Because the eyesight of wasps is different from ours. They can see white most clearly. Secondly, they are more sensitive to red, yellow and orange. Don't wear these clothes. If you really want to run, you'd better run with the wind. If you run If it is fast enough, it can also avoid the attacks of most hornets."

Yu Fei rubbed his chin and said, "If it's according to what you said, it's still possible to be stung by a wasp?"

Gao Jin spread his hands and said, "What are you doing poking a hornet's nest without getting stung?"

If he hadn't supported it with his hand, Yu Fei's chin would have fallen on the table, and he would still be stung after cooperating with you for a long time?What poking Ma Feng enjoyed was the excitement, not to find Zhe.

"Of course." Gao Jin continued: "This is just a summary of my personal experience. I can't do it right. You have to know that as long as I poke a hornet's nest, I will be stung nine times out of ten... Hey, you know How can I relieve the pain the fastest after being stung?"

"I seem to know a little bit about this." Facing this expert who pokes a hornet's nest ten times and gets stung nine times, Yu Fei is not so sure: "I have used the sap secreted by the tung tree before, and the effect is not bad."

Gao Jin smiled happily: "Looks like we have the chance to really say goodbye, don't believe what those brickmen say about using alkaline water, soapy water, etc., just find a fresh tung tree and punch it , and the antidote will be received soon."

Yu Fei's eyes lit up, this is the same kind, he also smiled and said: "When I was young, I also hit with fists, but usually with other people's fists, I was still too tender back then."

"Come, come, come, there's nothing to say, no one wants to leave if you don't have a good drink today." Yu Fei enthusiastically opened two more bottles of beer and handed them over, then opened another bottle for himself, and gave it to Gao Jin and his wife He said at once: "It's done... Sister-in-law, you can do whatever you want."

Wang Ling smiled and nodded at him, and then turned her attention to her husband...

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At the climax of the moon, the sound of processing ingredients has disappeared, and many tourists have also left at this time. The waiters in the homestay came in handy at this time, and the drunk men were all supported by them to the hotel. A convertible electric sightseeing car, and then pulled back to the hotel.

Gao Jin finally lived up to Fei's expectations, he wobbled when he urinated, so he wanted to drink with Yu Fei again, but was persuaded by Wang Ling to go back.

But fortunately, he is still sane. He is not like the previous tourists. After getting on the bus, he politely thanked the waiter, and then said to Yu Fei: "Brother, I am happy today, and I lost my composure. Tomorrow... Tomorrow I will come to play with you again, let's poke the hornet's nest together."

Yu Fei nodded and said: "Okay, let's play again tomorrow, go back today and refresh your spirit, let's have fun tomorrow."

"Good~"

……

Looking back at the mess at the scene, Yu Fei said to Li Muzi: "Let everyone go back to rest. We will clean up this thing tomorrow, or they won't have to go to bed until it's all cleaned up."

Li Muzi raised her hand to look at the time, and then agreed with Yu Fei's statement. She asked those people to go back, and said that another group of employees would come to clean up early in the morning, after all, it was still occupying the wheat field.

When Yu Fei returned to the villa, Guoguo and the others had already fallen asleep, and Shi Fang had cleaned up early, and she was currently applying a mask to maintain herself.

Seeing Yu Fei come back, she moved her lips slightly and said, "Everything is arranged? This night is really lively."

"It's a rare event in a year, so it doesn't matter how lively it is for a while." Yu Fei said casually.

"I don't mean to blame you." Shi Fang said as he took off the mask on his face, slapped himself countless times, and then said: "I was here with Sister Qianqian just now to count the time."

"Huh? What kind of time do you two count? What is the time for the construction of the cattle farm? Is it necessary to be so solemn?" Yu Fei asked puzzled.

Shi Fang sat up, slapped him on the back, and said angrily, "Can't we talk privately?"

Yu Fei nodded and said, "No one can control this, you two can say whatever you want, and you can calculate whatever you want, but don't forget about the family property, whether he is the second generation of rich or the third generation of officials , we can't compare, people have backgrounds, we only have backs."

Shi Fang slapped him again: "We're not that boring. I don't lack food, clothing, or money. Why do you compare yourself to others?"

There was an inexplicable blush on the two of them as they spoke, and their voices also subsided: "Sister Qianqian said just now that this season is just right for pregnancy, and the time to give birth will be around March next year, and confinement is not too cold or hot. of."

"When the confinement period is over, the weather will gradually heat up, and it will be easier to take the children with you. When the weather is cold next year, the children will be seven or eight months old, just the age to play with them as they want. "

After finishing speaking, she just looked at Yu Fei, who stuck out his tongue and licked his lips and said, "Then you have to be prepared~"

Shi Fang's eyes narrowed slightly~
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When he woke up the next morning, Yu Fei felt that there was a little emptiness in his waist, and the other person beside the bed seemed to have gotten up early, so at this time the fragrance could be wafted from downstairs.

After sighing again, Yu Fei got up slowly, and he couldn't fall asleep because the two little girls were chattering downstairs.

As soon as he got downstairs, Yu Fei was stunned. He glanced at the jubilant figure in the kitchen. Are you crazy? Make zongzi as long as you make zongzi. Just try something new. You just brought a big pot of glutinous rice. What's going on?Are you planning to sell it out?

Seeing Yu Fei, Guoguo, who was sticking his hands back and forth in the glutinous rice, immediately gave him a sweet smile.

"Father, Mom said that we are going to make zongzi today, shall we make some meat?"

"I want to eat raisins." Xiaoyingzi also made his request.

Yu Fei glanced at the glutinous rice in the pot and said, "You can eat whatever you want. Let's wrap some later. With so much glutinous rice, it's enough to wrap a lot."

Shi Fang poked her head out from the kitchen and said, "Wake up, then help me soak the glutinous rice, and then help me marinate the meat. There are a lot of things to do today."

Yu Fei agreed and prepared to pour water into the big basin. By the way, he pulled the two little girls aside. After pouring the water, he went to the kitchen to help cut the meat and marinate it.

Looking at Shi Fang's flushed face, he suddenly said: "I know why the ancient emperors didn't live long."

Shi Fang understood instantly, gave him a hard gouged look, muttered something rude, and then went out with a prepared breakfast, and then there was a voice calling Guoguo and the others to have breakfast outside.

……

After breakfast, Yu Fei remembered that he wanted to go to the Nongjiale, and gift giving was the second priority. He mainly wanted to get in touch with those Japanese people, and if it was possible to find out about them by the way.

Young Marshal Lu will definitely be summoned, and this can also reduce his workload of running around under the scorching sun. You must know that Wang Wenqian has always thought that he can have a strong body. As for what to use it for, we don't know. .

Young Marshal Lu brought an unexpected guest, and Gao Jin greeted Yu Fei with a smile: "I came here uninvited, so I didn't disturb your arrangement, did I?"

"No, if you don't come, I'll have to invite you later." Yu Fei smiled and said, "It's hard to meet someone with the right temper, and we have to play together for a few days no matter what, today is just right, let's go to the farmhouse on the other side of the river Go around."

"Since they were built, I haven't had time to see them yet. I just took this opportunity to go together."

"Nongjiale?" Gao Jin hesitated for a moment and said, "It's probably the same routine, eating, coaxing you to pay with some bluffing items, and then let it go."

Yu Fei was delighted, he was cheated, otherwise he could have made the routine so clear, he smiled and said: "Let's not spend money in the past today, just take a stroll in the past, and wait until we really see it." Talk about fun stuff."

Gao Jin just nodded, and Yu Fei glanced at Young Marshal Lu, who also nodded, but unlike Gao Jin, he was clear about those things.

After saying hello to Qingqing and Shi Junyi and asking them to help Aowei, the three of Yu Fei left the courtyard. In order to try the off-road capability of the pickup truck, Yu Fei deliberately took a shortcut.

When you go out, turn right and run towards the embankment...

(End of this chapter)