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Chapter 849 Hurry up and go outside with the iron pole
Chapter 849 Hurry up and go outside with the iron pole
Looking up and seeing Yu Fei's gaze, Ao Wei immediately yelled: "You want to see if I pee my pants, don't you?"
"No." Yu Fei shook his head and said, "I want to see if you have wet shoes."
"... Is there a difference?" Ao Wei looked serious.
Yu Fei laughed and said, "It's a big difference. If you don't wet your shoes, it means your waist is not good. The amount of urine can't even penetrate your pants. Do you think your waist should be sent to a barbecue shop?"
Seeing that Yu Fei laughed, Ao Wei's mood also rose, and he said with a playful smile: "Actually, I think, if the revitalization is more manly, then this daughter-in-law should have been changed long ago. I don't have the slightest view of the big picture. I don't want to make money. , don’t let her man make good money, and keep her for the New Year.”
Yu Fei immediately put away the smile on his face, and said with a sullen face: "You are a cheap person. If you give you some color, you want to open a dyeing workshop. When will it be your turn to judge people's life?"
"Protect your own ass first, or I will kick it to pieces sooner or later."
"That's what I said," Owell murmured.
"Don't learn from those big tongues, do your own things well first, Qingqing is not feeling well now, you should do more housework... Oh, I don't need to say this."
Yu Fei murmured: "Don't run around the world anymore, come back early after work to be with Qingqing, she is in a mood of uncertainty right now."
Ao Wei suddenly asked: "It is said that pregnant women are difficult to serve, is it true? My mother has been telling me to keep my temper these few days. You said that I am almost a house slave now, how can I keep it? Can't you be a cow and a horse and an actor?"
After looking at him for a while, Yu Fei asked, "Isn't what you said about your current state?"
Aowei: "..."
……
When eating at noon, Yu Fei donated a bottle of the bamboo wine he had just made, a glass bottle of a little more than two catties.
Old man Zhang frowned when he took the first sip, and then took another sip. After the second, he didn't swallow, but flicked left and right in his mouth, and then pressed it under his tongue, and finally swallowed slowly. Swallow.
After smacking his mouth, he raised his head and said to Fei: "This wine is not bad, not dry and soft, although it doesn't taste as full-bodied as your Tibetan wine, but the bamboo smell inside is very strong. Tell me, how many are there in stock? ?”
Yu Fei probed and asked, "Master, what are you going to do?"
"Give me a few dozen catties, and save it for me to drink slowly in the future." Old man Zhang said and took another big gulp of white wine.
"Dozens...catties~"
Yu Fei almost spit out his wine: "Grandpa, we have been busy for a long time today, and we made more than ten catties, and your mouth is dozens of catties. This... is too cruel."
Old man Zhang stretched out his big hand calmly, and slapped Yu Fei on the back of the head, and the white wine that the latter had swallowed half a mouthful finally spewed out.
"Puff~cough cough cough..." Yu Fei was caught off guard and choked, the taste of the wine choking the intake pipe was really unpleasant, it was hot.
"Can you talk?" Old man Zhang asked, "What do you mean I'm too ruthless? Am I as ruthless as you say?"
"cough~cough~"
Yu Fei coughed and shed tears, and had to shake his head at old man Zhang to show that he didn't mean that.
Old man Zhang said after oh, "If you don't have dozens of catties, then give me a few catties. If you don't stop the good things first, you will definitely give them away again with your kid's character. Then you may even have a few catties." Both can’t be shared.”
Yu Fei managed to slow down, smiled at old man Zhang and said: "Even if I want to give it away, it must be your share. Look, I will take it out for you to taste first. Well."
Old man Zhang nodded and said, "You can still be a man."
Carpenter Yang, who had watched the play for a long time, said at this time: "You are not old and shameless, how can you have the face to say such a thing? Children have always treated you respectfully, you are fine, you don't look like an elder at all. , kid, get some good stuff for you to taste it quickly, and you can handle it, and it will cost dozens of catties, why don't you go to heaven?"
Old man Zhang glanced at him and said, "Do you have an opinion? I want you to intervene when I educate the juniors?"
"I'll plug you in..."
Carpenter Yang glanced at Shi Fang and the others halfway through his speech, and then changed his words: "As another elder of Xiaofei, I can't understand your behavior, Xiaofei..."
Carpenter Yang turned to Fei and said, "You said what I said, right?"
Yu Fei laughed dryly, there is no way to answer these words, the fight between the two old men is like a fight between gods, as a mere mortal he can only watch the fight from the sidelines, and rashly participate in it, it will only result in bloodshed.
"Tell me something, as long as you get me a couple of half a catty of this kind of bamboo wine every day, I'll throw the one surnamed Zhang out right now."
Carpenter Yang's sturdy mouth drew Yu Fei into the battle group again, before the latter had time to show his surprise, old man Zhang said: "You are not a good thing, you are so hard to hate me, don't you also like the little one?" Did you drink this wine?"
"I'm different from you." Carpenter Yang said steadily, "I'm doing this as shameless reward for driving you away. You're just asking for bribes."
"I don't have the power and money to ask for bribes? I think you are just messing around." Old man Zhang said with a beard and a stare.
"You just rely on your age..."
Old man Zhang and Carpenter Yang had a good fight, but it aroused the excitement of the few women who hadn't been drinking.
Looking at the slightly blue wine in the glass bottle, the big eyes of the same age showed curiosity. Wang Wenqian was more direct, and she was about to grab the bottle with her hand, but Shi Fang reached out to stop her.
"Are you trying to get Xiaoshi drunk?"
Wang Wenqian looked at Shi Fang, and said indifferently: "It's okay, I'm planning to wean him for a while, so I just took this opportunity to make up my mind."
"He is not even a year old, you want to wean him, you are too cruel as a mother, aren't you?" Shi Fang asked helplessly.
"I don't have a baby, can I drink something?" Tong Ling raised her hand like a primary school student and asked.
"Actually, I think I might as well have a drink."
Aowei turned his head to look at Qingqing, whose eyes were full of stars, and said, "Shut up, just now... ouch~"
Yu Fei took a look at Qingqing who couldn't help screaming and retracted her arms with a red face, and then his gaze fell on Aowei again, showing that you asked for it.
"Then let's drink some." Shi Fang said: "Don't say I'm stingy, one person can only have one drink at most, you don't drink that Qingqing, and drink it later when you are stable, I will save it for you."
Qingqing nodded slightly, the corners of Aowei's mouth just opened, and then closed up again, and the muscles on his face trembled.
Under the table where no one could see, Qingqing's little hands twisted the soft flesh around his waist and spun vigorously.
"Hu Long Long~"
With a muffled sound, the wind blew up outside the door, Tong Ling looked outside thoughtfully, and suddenly said to Fei: "Hurry up and go outside with the iron pole~"
After driving for half a day, I came to a strange place, and it was too late to settle in. That’s all for today’s chapter, friends, don’t wait.
(End of this chapter)
Looking up and seeing Yu Fei's gaze, Ao Wei immediately yelled: "You want to see if I pee my pants, don't you?"
"No." Yu Fei shook his head and said, "I want to see if you have wet shoes."
"... Is there a difference?" Ao Wei looked serious.
Yu Fei laughed and said, "It's a big difference. If you don't wet your shoes, it means your waist is not good. The amount of urine can't even penetrate your pants. Do you think your waist should be sent to a barbecue shop?"
Seeing that Yu Fei laughed, Ao Wei's mood also rose, and he said with a playful smile: "Actually, I think, if the revitalization is more manly, then this daughter-in-law should have been changed long ago. I don't have the slightest view of the big picture. I don't want to make money. , don’t let her man make good money, and keep her for the New Year.”
Yu Fei immediately put away the smile on his face, and said with a sullen face: "You are a cheap person. If you give you some color, you want to open a dyeing workshop. When will it be your turn to judge people's life?"
"Protect your own ass first, or I will kick it to pieces sooner or later."
"That's what I said," Owell murmured.
"Don't learn from those big tongues, do your own things well first, Qingqing is not feeling well now, you should do more housework... Oh, I don't need to say this."
Yu Fei murmured: "Don't run around the world anymore, come back early after work to be with Qingqing, she is in a mood of uncertainty right now."
Ao Wei suddenly asked: "It is said that pregnant women are difficult to serve, is it true? My mother has been telling me to keep my temper these few days. You said that I am almost a house slave now, how can I keep it? Can't you be a cow and a horse and an actor?"
After looking at him for a while, Yu Fei asked, "Isn't what you said about your current state?"
Aowei: "..."
……
When eating at noon, Yu Fei donated a bottle of the bamboo wine he had just made, a glass bottle of a little more than two catties.
Old man Zhang frowned when he took the first sip, and then took another sip. After the second, he didn't swallow, but flicked left and right in his mouth, and then pressed it under his tongue, and finally swallowed slowly. Swallow.
After smacking his mouth, he raised his head and said to Fei: "This wine is not bad, not dry and soft, although it doesn't taste as full-bodied as your Tibetan wine, but the bamboo smell inside is very strong. Tell me, how many are there in stock? ?”
Yu Fei probed and asked, "Master, what are you going to do?"
"Give me a few dozen catties, and save it for me to drink slowly in the future." Old man Zhang said and took another big gulp of white wine.
"Dozens...catties~"
Yu Fei almost spit out his wine: "Grandpa, we have been busy for a long time today, and we made more than ten catties, and your mouth is dozens of catties. This... is too cruel."
Old man Zhang stretched out his big hand calmly, and slapped Yu Fei on the back of the head, and the white wine that the latter had swallowed half a mouthful finally spewed out.
"Puff~cough cough cough..." Yu Fei was caught off guard and choked, the taste of the wine choking the intake pipe was really unpleasant, it was hot.
"Can you talk?" Old man Zhang asked, "What do you mean I'm too ruthless? Am I as ruthless as you say?"
"cough~cough~"
Yu Fei coughed and shed tears, and had to shake his head at old man Zhang to show that he didn't mean that.
Old man Zhang said after oh, "If you don't have dozens of catties, then give me a few catties. If you don't stop the good things first, you will definitely give them away again with your kid's character. Then you may even have a few catties." Both can’t be shared.”
Yu Fei managed to slow down, smiled at old man Zhang and said: "Even if I want to give it away, it must be your share. Look, I will take it out for you to taste first. Well."
Old man Zhang nodded and said, "You can still be a man."
Carpenter Yang, who had watched the play for a long time, said at this time: "You are not old and shameless, how can you have the face to say such a thing? Children have always treated you respectfully, you are fine, you don't look like an elder at all. , kid, get some good stuff for you to taste it quickly, and you can handle it, and it will cost dozens of catties, why don't you go to heaven?"
Old man Zhang glanced at him and said, "Do you have an opinion? I want you to intervene when I educate the juniors?"
"I'll plug you in..."
Carpenter Yang glanced at Shi Fang and the others halfway through his speech, and then changed his words: "As another elder of Xiaofei, I can't understand your behavior, Xiaofei..."
Carpenter Yang turned to Fei and said, "You said what I said, right?"
Yu Fei laughed dryly, there is no way to answer these words, the fight between the two old men is like a fight between gods, as a mere mortal he can only watch the fight from the sidelines, and rashly participate in it, it will only result in bloodshed.
"Tell me something, as long as you get me a couple of half a catty of this kind of bamboo wine every day, I'll throw the one surnamed Zhang out right now."
Carpenter Yang's sturdy mouth drew Yu Fei into the battle group again, before the latter had time to show his surprise, old man Zhang said: "You are not a good thing, you are so hard to hate me, don't you also like the little one?" Did you drink this wine?"
"I'm different from you." Carpenter Yang said steadily, "I'm doing this as shameless reward for driving you away. You're just asking for bribes."
"I don't have the power and money to ask for bribes? I think you are just messing around." Old man Zhang said with a beard and a stare.
"You just rely on your age..."
Old man Zhang and Carpenter Yang had a good fight, but it aroused the excitement of the few women who hadn't been drinking.
Looking at the slightly blue wine in the glass bottle, the big eyes of the same age showed curiosity. Wang Wenqian was more direct, and she was about to grab the bottle with her hand, but Shi Fang reached out to stop her.
"Are you trying to get Xiaoshi drunk?"
Wang Wenqian looked at Shi Fang, and said indifferently: "It's okay, I'm planning to wean him for a while, so I just took this opportunity to make up my mind."
"He is not even a year old, you want to wean him, you are too cruel as a mother, aren't you?" Shi Fang asked helplessly.
"I don't have a baby, can I drink something?" Tong Ling raised her hand like a primary school student and asked.
"Actually, I think I might as well have a drink."
Aowei turned his head to look at Qingqing, whose eyes were full of stars, and said, "Shut up, just now... ouch~"
Yu Fei took a look at Qingqing who couldn't help screaming and retracted her arms with a red face, and then his gaze fell on Aowei again, showing that you asked for it.
"Then let's drink some." Shi Fang said: "Don't say I'm stingy, one person can only have one drink at most, you don't drink that Qingqing, and drink it later when you are stable, I will save it for you."
Qingqing nodded slightly, the corners of Aowei's mouth just opened, and then closed up again, and the muscles on his face trembled.
Under the table where no one could see, Qingqing's little hands twisted the soft flesh around his waist and spun vigorously.
"Hu Long Long~"
With a muffled sound, the wind blew up outside the door, Tong Ling looked outside thoughtfully, and suddenly said to Fei: "Hurry up and go outside with the iron pole~"
After driving for half a day, I came to a strange place, and it was too late to settle in. That’s all for today’s chapter, friends, don’t wait.
(End of this chapter)
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