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Chapter 878 Why don't you find a piss bucket and stick it in it?

After finally eating the watermelon in Fei Fei's hand, Zhang Suqin handed over a wet tissue and said, "Hurry up and wipe your face, you're a big man, you don't look good when you eat it, it's just a joke."

Yu Fei wiped his face indiscriminately, and said while wiping his hands: "If you still pay attention to this and that when eating, you might as well be hungry. Besides, if I still pretend to be in front of you, will I be tired?" Ah, they are all our own people, so we don’t have to pay too much attention.”

As he said that, he glanced at the two old monsters who were holding watermelon and said: "I'm not like some people, who clearly want to eat it in their hearts, but they have to pretend that I can't be so hasty, duplicity." .”

The old monster smiled lightly, and turned the watermelon in his hand twice. Seeing this, Mr. Ma showed a smirk on his face, and also turned the little watermelon back and forth in his hand, as if looking for an angle.

Yu Fei hid behind Zhang Suqin and the two without a trace, and then showed a face full of smirks, which made the old monster and the others gnash their teeth.

"Okay, stop making trouble, the three of you together are almost 150 years old, why don't you have a regular shape?" Zhang Suqin killed the three of them with one sentence.

"Isn't it?"

Yu Fei quickly said: "The two of them together are at most a hundred years old, and I am in my 20s, which is less than one hundred and thirteen, why is it one hundred and fifty?"

The old monster and Mr. Ma thought so deeply, Zhang Suqin rolled her eyes and said, "Is it interesting to pretend to be tender?"

Yu Fei quickly stretched out his hand and drew an imaginary line between himself and the old monster to show that he was different from them, that he was really tender, while those two were old cucumbers with green paint—pretending to be tender.

The watermelon in the hands of the old monsters was shaking again, and Yu Fei hurriedly hid behind Zhang Suqin and the others again.

Zhao Yunyao reached out and nodded his head and said with a smile: "That is to say, if you can tease them both at the same time, you would have been beaten if you were someone else."

Yu Fei chuckled: "This shows that I am different."

Zhang Suqin rolled his eyes at him and said, "You are trying to die differently."

……

Finding a shady place beside the fish pond, Yu Fei said solemnly: "You have all seen that it is impossible for the farm to produce those ordinary vegetables in the near future, and now only the ones here are left. Watermelon and okra are still available normally."

"There are still fish." Zhang Suqin reminded.

"It's not impossible to produce fish." Yu Fei said: "But the saury and shad in this season are definitely not as good as the meat before Qingming. I'm worried that this will have a bad impact on you."

"You don't need to worry about this." Zhang Suqin said: "People who like this dish know all these common senses, and those who are purely for face, they care more about the ingredients of this dish than the taste .”

"Besides, do you think that the chefs over there are all dry cooks, and they don't know anything? Let me tell you, they all have the ability to turn decay into magic. It's nothing to deal with a few out-of-season saury Down."

Yu Fei smacked his mouth and said, "Okay, since you are going to go shirtless, I will cooperate with you and take off your coat, and I will start supplying you with saury and shad tomorrow."

"However, you have to be mentally prepared. Young Marshal Lu is definitely thinking about these saury fish. You can discuss how to divide them among yourself. I'm not a mouse in a bellows. Tell me after you discuss the results. I will do my best." Cooperate."

"If you shrink your head when something happens, you don't have a sense of responsibility?" Zhang Suqin said contemptuously.

"If I take responsibility, can you all listen to me? I say whoever gets the share, and I say that the price can be set as you like. Can you listen?" Yu Fei said confidently.

Zhang Suqin thought for a while and said, "You should keep your head back."

"Look, I've become a mouse in the bellows now. Tell me, has anyone ever seen a supplier as miserable as me, and I can't control my own products. It's easy for me to make a little money... Sigh Hey~ let go, can't I not nagging?"

Zhang Suqin twisted Yu Fei's ear and put it to her mouth and said, "It's not easy to return you. Who else has seen such a miserable supplier like you? Which supplier have you seen that is as moist as you? It’s like going to your own home, even eating and taking, and by the way, you can also tease the beautiful front desk.”

"Hey~ This is not right." Yu Fei quickly defended: "I won't refute when you say that I even eat and take money, but you say that I molested the front desk. We have to talk about it. When did I do that? What? Don't spread rumors."

"Did you send flowers to the little girl at the front desk last time? It was spread all over the hotel at that time, and you still didn't admit it. Do you want me to have someone tune out the surveillance?" Zhang Suqin stretched out her hand and wanted to tug on Yu Fei's ear, The latter jumped away.

"Send flowers?"

Yu Fei was stunned for a moment, why didn't he remember this?

Seeing Zhang Suqin's evil little hand reaching out again, Yu Fei hurriedly said: "This matter is a bit messy, let me smooth it out first~"

Zhang Suqin withdrew her hand and looked like she was waiting for your explanation. Others also looked like they were watching a show, especially Mr. Ma, who had already made up his mind. There is a reason to blackmail Yu Fei.

Yu Fei suddenly remembered something, and in a blink of an eye he felt wronged again.

"What's the matter? Look at your expression, do you want to admit that you remembered it?" Zhang Suqin asked jokingly.

"No, listen to my explanation. It was just a coincidence that day. I saw someone pruning the flowerbed in your garden. It was a pity that there were a few flowers, so I picked them up. When I arrived in the lobby, there was no place to put them, so I just picked them up." I just gave it to the front desk, can this be considered molesting?"

Yu Fei had an innocent face, while Zhang Suqin had a contemptuous face: "Did you just put it on the front desk? Didn't you say anything? Do you know that after you walked by, the whole hotel was spreading what you said."

"I remember what I didn't say?" Yu Fei really couldn't remember, even if he said something at that time, it was just casually without any other meaning.

"Hey, men are all big pig's hooves. I forget what I did in a blink of an eye. It's a good thing that little girl didn't fall into it. Otherwise, I would have brought her here today." Zhang Suqin still had a look of contempt on her face. .

"What did Xiao Fei say at the time?" Zhao Yunyao asked curiously, this was also something the other two men present wanted to know, Yu Fei's ears also perked up quietly.

Zhang Suqin pouted at Yu Fei at first, and then said: "This kid has nothing to pretend to be a lover. When he gave the flowers to our front desk, he said that I have nothing to give you. These flowers are very suitable for you. Flowers for beautiful women." .”

Yu Fei's memory returned to his place, and he hurriedly shouted: "It's nothing, I only said flowers for beauties at that time, and I didn't say anything else."

"Can't people interpret the meaning of your words?" Zhang Suqin asked.

Yu Fei immediately wanted to go back to the not so long ago, give himself a big mouth at that time, and talk about nothing when he was idle.

"The little girl was in a daze at the time, and when she came back to her senses, she was so scared that she quit her job, because she heard that you were my relative, and you almost got me involved when you talked about it, and you said do not know."

Under the eyes of several people, Yu Fei looked up at the sky, trying to find a time tunnel to come out...

……

The arrival of Young Marshal Lu greatly eased the guilt in Yu Fei's heart. Fortunately, this guy was just playing a joke on the old monster and the others, otherwise he would really have to find a crack in the ground and get in.

"My buddy didn't let you down, and he made that old boy Okamoto docile." Lu Shaoshuai proudly put his arm around Yu Fei's shoulder and said, "But I heard that you are not bad, and you have cheated half of him." Hundreds of millions, this is considered a war dividend, shouldn't you treat them equally?"

"Let's play." Yu Fei said: "It's not you who suffer the loss of co-authorship, don't you see that my farm is full of holes now? And I won't see any income for a long time, please Why do you have so many things to do if you are doing me a favor?"

Young Marshal Lu smiled and said indifferently: "It's fine if you don't pay, but you should provide me with more good things in the next period of time, or I won't be able to get through this period of time, you don't know, the last trip from The vegetables you pulled away are now bottomed out."

Knowing that this guy has his own ideas, Yu Fei slapped Zhang Suqin weakly and said: "All the things on my farm are under your noses, how to allocate those things, you two discuss it yourself, and finally give it to me." A good result."

After looking over there, Young Marshal Lu turned his head and said to Fei: "Let's put this matter aside for now. Let's discuss other matters. I will be supplied with ten of those big crucian carp every day. Other matters are easy to talk about."

Yu Fei looked up at him for a while and said, "Why don't you find a piss bucket and stick one end in it? Ten a day? Not one in ten days. You can pick one at any time as if it grows in the ground. ?”

"Well, although what you said is the same as playing, I know you must have your own way to catch this kind of big fish, as if it grows out of the river." Lu Shaoshuai said with a smile.

"I'll find you a set of fishing tackle later on, and I'll give you some secret bait. You can fish whatever you want in the wild river behind. As long as you catch it, you can take it away. I won't give you a penny." How about it?" Yu Fei asked in a discussing tone.

"You are the local snake here. Would those big fish dare to eat the hook without your permission? Don't fool me, but ten a day is indeed a lot, how about five a day?" Young Marshal Lu lowered his requirements.

"No, even if I'm really the head snake in this area, I can't control the water. I'm not an amphibian, so I can't fulfill your request." Yu Fei shook his head and refused.

(End of this chapter)