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Chapter 896 Praying Mantis Fist?fat mantis

As if to confirm his words, there was a burst of chaotic dog barking from behind the iron gate, and there was more than one dog breed, followed by a burst of scolding in the courtyard.

Young Marshal Lu went over and patted on the door, and an inquiry came from behind the door: "Who is it?"

"I'm here to buy a dog." Young Marshal Lu said carelessly.

Yu Fei's heart suddenly felt like shit, your answer is too special, just report to me, who knows who you are?

Perhaps it was the last sentence he said to buy a dog that helped. The small door on the big iron door was opened. Young Marshal Lu just showed a toothy grin when he heard the person who opened the door say shit, followed by the small door. The door slammed shut again with a clang.

Yu Fei? ? ?

Young Marshal Lu turned his head and smiled at them in embarrassment, then he held the door desperately, kicked it and shouted: "Du, open the door quickly, or you will die before I figure out a way to get in."

The person behind the door screamed: "Didn't Sister Qianqian tell me that she wanted to buy a dog? Why are you?"

"Damn it, you kid is so wicked, open the door and see how I can kill you." Young Marshal Lu gave another kick.

Tong Ling walked to Yu Fei's side and asked in a low voice: "It seems that there is a big drama of emotional entanglement between them."

Yu Fei looked back at Wang Wenqian who was stuffing the small stone into Shi Fang's arms, and said in a low voice, "Isn't your mind normal for a day? This is real life, not a TV drama in your imagination."

"Sometimes real life is more exciting than TV dramas, but you just haven't noticed it." Tong Ling said solemnly.

Looking down at the two young girls who were full of curiosity, Yu Fei said helplessly: "Next time when you add the plot in your mind, can you avoid the children, they are still young."

Tong Ling raised her head arrogantly and said, "I'm still a child."

Yu Fei turned around and said to Shi Fang: "No, there is still a child here who needs your care, so please be troubled."

Shi Fang rolled her eyes at him, and then changed the position of the little stone who was babbling in alien language in her arms.

The small door over there was opened again following Wang Wenqian's voice, and Young Marshal Lu rushed in. Following a burst of screams, the dogs in the dog farm also barked, as if they were threatening people and also for their own sake. Come on master.

Regardless of the entangled two people and Wang Wenqian who was mediating in the middle, Yu Fei and the others stepped into the courtyard gate, and rows of clean kennels and various dogs of different sizes appeared in their vision.

Before Yu Fei had time to take a closer look, he felt a pulling force behind him. He looked back and saw Shi Fang winking at him again. Yu Fei glanced at the door and said, "It's okay. , they are obviously acquaintances, or else Young Marshal Lu would have already resorted to monkeys to steal peaches... Hiss~ none of my business?"

Shi Fang withdrew her sinful little hands, and nonchalantly visited the kennel with Tongling and Guoguo. Seeing that all the dogs were in the kennel, Yu Fei could relax the hands of the two little girls.

Rubbing his pinched lower back, Yu Fei came to the door, reached out and took out a cigarette from his pocket, and handed it to the chubby young man. He looked like he was in his twenties, and he He is much younger than Young Marshal Lu.

The fat guy took the cigarette from Fei Fei and smiled kindly at him. Yu Fei said to Young Marshal Lu who locked his neck: "It's okay, you are still so arrogant in his territory, and he returned the dog in the cage." If you release a few, you have to finish them all."

"Is there anything else you want, thanks to the handsome guy who keeps calling you all day long." Wang Wenqian also said.

Young Marshal Lu stepped down from the donkey and said to the two of them, "You really think this is a good product? He hasn't learned well since he was seven or eight years old, and he said you're not good at it~"

The fat guy covered Young Marshal Lu's mouth and said to Wang Wenqian: "Sister, you go inside to play for a while. The dogs are in cages now. Let's see which one you like. I'll have a good chat with the handsome guy and the others."

Wang Wenqian shook her head, and decided not to talk to these two people anymore, seeing that there must be no good deal between them.

As soon as Wang Wenqian left, Young Marshal Lu jumped up and threw the fat guy to the ground again. Seeing the cigarette being crushed to pieces, Yu Fei sighed, avoided a certain distance, lit a cigarette by himself, and began to watch the monkey show.

After a long while, the two sat on the ground panting and embarrassed, and Yu Fei stepped forward, handed a cigarette to each of them, and smiled at the fat boy: "You are quite fierce, you can have a fight with Young Marshal Lu. have equal shares."

The fat guy smiled and said, "Oh, the handsome guy let me go."

"Fuck you." Young Marshal Lu said angrily, "I don't know you, what's wrong? I feel ashamed of me, and I dare not strike. Where's your Mantis Fist?"

The fat guy stretched out his hand and squeezed the flesh on his belly and said, "Brother, do you think I can still perform Mantis Boxing? Fat Mantis is about the same."

Inexplicably, Yu Fei thought of a scene in a movie, wondering if pesticides would work for him.

……

In a room in the kennel, Yu Fei finally became a customer and received the treatment he deserved. At least he had a cup of tea.

And Shaoshuai Lu and the fat guy also tidied themselves up a bit, and they were still human. Only then did Yu Fei know that the fat guy was called Du Ziming. As for the love-hate relationship between him and Shaoshuai Lu, Yu Fei didn't plan to explore it. buy a dog.

"Three idiots."

Du Ziming seemed to say with emotion: "These dogs that don't have enough to eat and do anything have become popular in recent years. I have them here, but Brother Yu, are you sure you want that thing? Buy it from me." Many people who returned home said they regretted it.”

"It's better to be a big fool and three fools, especially Erha, who is basically invincible. From my point of view, apart from being good-looking, you're just a prodigal."

Yu Fei grinned, and Marshal Lu snatched it up and said, "He has enough money at home, even if he raises a hundred heads, it's not a problem. You're still worrying about it. Don't you always claim that you can make money? Why are you so kind today?"

Du Ziming said with a dry smile: "Can we be like those outsiders? I have to recommend the best to Brother Yu."

"Then recommend your two-meter-long Caucasus, brother Yu, you really want to be prodigal recently." Young Marshal Lu lay down on the sofa directly.

Du Ziming's expression faltered and he said: "Where is there a Caucasus that is more than two meters long? It's all blown out. The tallest one on my side is only 1.4 meters five, and it's still edible. If it weren't for some people who like this dog Kind of, I've already dealt with it."

"It's only 1.1 meters two!" Young Marshal Lu was obviously a little disappointed, but in the blink of an eye he said angrily again: "Didn't you say that there is a Caucasus that is more than two meters long? You are fooling me."

"I didn't fool you, it's really more than two meters, but it's head height, and the height is only 1.6 meters seven. Look, there are still photos here."

As Du Ziming spoke, he led Yu Fei and the two to a wall, and that wall was covered with photos, all of which were photos of dogs and humans, like a comment wall.

Following his guidance, Yu Fei saw a photo that looked like it was uploaded on a PS. An adult man stood between two super-large long-haired dogs, and the heads of the two dogs were obviously much taller than his own. .

And judging from the buildings on the side, the man was no shorter than 1.8 meters. Calculated in this way, the two dogs were really about two meters long.

"What's the temperament of this dog?" Yu Fei asked.

"Caucasian dogs are very docile and intelligent. They are lazy during the day and a little excited at night, so they are also good guard dogs." Du Ziming said.

"Do you have puppies?" Yu Fei asked directly.

"There are four, but they are all reserved." Du Ziming said with some embarrassment.

"Cut~ You're the only one who still runs a dog farm and doesn't even have a source of goods. How can you let others cooperate with you for a long time?" Young Marshal Lu looked contemptuous.

"This is an unpopular dog breed. In some big cities, such large dogs are not allowed at all. If not for the rich people running out of the city in recent years, I might not even have these breeds of dogs. Why do people want me to keep it?" Du Ziming defended himself.

Anyway, this is not the breed I really want, it's purely incidental, today it's mainly to satisfy the wishes of the two little girls, so Yu Fei didn't insist anymore, he asked, "Does the three idiots have puppies?"

"Yes." Du Ziming said quickly: "There are more of them. You can take away three or five of each. There are also golden retrievers. There are also many people who have raised them in recent years. I have also bred a lot here. puppies."

Yu Fei laughed and said, "Forget about the golden retriever, a dog that is too honest can only be bullied on the farm."

"Huh?" Du Ziming was puzzled.

"His family has a retired military dog, a horse dog, and two wolf dogs the size of calves leading eight of the same skewers. They dare not come close to the dogs in their area. What do you say? Can honest golden retrievers play with them?" Young Marshal Lu asked for him.

"Oh, horse dogs, I also have... military dogs, retired military dogs?" Du Ziming's eyes suddenly lit up like two big light bulbs.

"Is it really a retired military dog? You signed the adoption contract... It's not right. Now the adoption mechanism for military dogs is basically closed to the public. Most of the retired military dogs are placed in military dog ​​sanatoriums, that is, those retired soldiers catch up with The military dogs I have taken care of can only be adopted after retiring.”

"It's not time for the horse dog to be retired, but it was injured, so it retired early. It just so happened that a friend of mine knew that I liked it, so he gave me an adoption certificate." Yu Fei half-truth Said.

As soon as he heard that he was injured and retired, most of Du Ziming's interest immediately dissipated, but a word from Young Marshal Lu revived his interest.

"The horse dog has now been healed by Xiao Fei, and it has also learned a trick of camouflage. As long as anyone has doubts about its injury, it will immediately continue to pretend to be lame."

(End of this chapter)