i have a mountain

Chapter 900
"If I don't see a rabbit, I can't scatter hawks. You said that if I get all muddy and go back and get nothing, then my wife won't be in a hurry with me when I get home." She said the most embarrassing words in the most domineering tone.

"Coward."

After Yu Fei yelled at him, he continued to work on his work. The hook tied with a sewing needle did not have barbs, but in the narrow eel hole, it could not spit out the hook, nor could it make violent movements. , can only be pulled out bit by bit.

After the eel is pulled out, you have to be careful, it will not only spit out the hook, but also struggle violently. If it is unhooked, the mud will become its home field, and it will be difficult to catch it again.

With Yu Fei's pull, the head of a field eel was slowly pulled out of the hole. When he saw its yellow belly, Yu Fei handed it up with his right hand, which had been prepared for a long time.

The middle finger hooked the eel's neck, the index finger pressed against it, and the ring finger and little finger tightly held the eel's neck. Using both hands together, a rice eel one or two feet long was pulled out.

Before it was ready to exert its strength, Yu Fei put it into the bucket that had been prepared long ago. After a while of rolling and struggling, the eel spat out the hook in its mouth and the destroyed earthworms that were not earthworm-like .

"Okay, it has my demeanor back then, let's watch me perform for you next."

Happily, after seeing Yu Fei lift the first eel, he took off his cloth shoes, rolled up his shorts to his thighs, and walked through the mud to the place under the second hook.

"Bring the bucket." Yu Fei reminded him.

"No need, I can't escape those eels even with one hand." Said happily.

Yu Fei shrugged his shoulders, and walked to the shore with his harvest. Since he was happy to come down, there must be nothing for him in the future. He would never be reconciled if he didn't put all these hooks up with his own hands. .

Then after all these are collected, by the afternoon at the latest, this stretch of river beach will definitely be riddled with holes, and then you can easily find happy figures here.

Soon, the second eel was also caught. Although it was smaller than Yu Fei's, it still had a proud look on its face.

When he came to the bank with the eel in his hands, he proudly said, "How about it? I said I'm stronger than you with one hand!"

Yu Fei complimented very carelessly: "Yes, yes, you are the best. If you are capable, you can catch a rice field eel that is bigger than mine."

With a happy snort, he walked in front of him with his head held high, and continued to move forward to the next hook. Yu Fei stretched out his hand to retract the second hook, and staggered behind him.

Then the third and fourth hooks all failed. Although the fifth and sixth hooks did not fail, the eels harvested were not as big as the one Yu Fei harvested, which made Xing Xing a little disappointed.

When he was about to receive the seventh hook, there was a voice from the embankment. Yu Fei looked back and saw the heads of Young Marshal Lu and the others protruding from the other side of the embankment.

When he saw Yu Fei covered in mud, Young Marshal Lu was taken aback for a moment, and then grinned to the back of his head.

"What's wrong with you? Digging for treasure? You might as well buy a magnet and suck it in the river."

"If Fang Fang sees you when you come home, she will have to use the water pipe to piss you off, and you won't be able to take it anymore." Zhang Suqin said with a smile.

"What do you know? Children on the farm grow up in the dirt, and they may have to eat a lot of dirt from childhood to adulthood." The old monster teased.

"I think Xiaofei looks like he's catching loach."

At last someone with a discerning eye, Yu Fei glanced at Zhao Yunyao approvingly, but what she said later made Yu Fei look away again.

"Xiao Fei, you are drilling into a loach hole, how big is that loach~"

Looking at the teasing eyes of several people, Yu Fei gave an order to Lightning, and then Lightning quickly carried out his order, ran among the few people and scurry around in a wild, fluffy way.

After screaming and scolding for a while, Lightning wandered back to Yu Fei's side, looked up at him, he reached out and rubbed the dog's head, and said good dog.

"Is this dog's leg healed?!"

Following the suspicious voice of the old monster, everyone was taken aback for a moment, Lightning moved his head back from under Yu Fei's hand, limped towards the embankment, and then limped away again In the sight of several people.

There was a groaning sound, and everyone's eyes were focused on Young Marshal Lu, who tried his best to manage his expression.

"Fuck~"

Fortunately, at this time, a scream drew everyone's attention, and I saw a fluttering fishing line in Gao Kuai's hand, with a confused expression on his face.

"Why did you break it?" Yu Fei asked aloud.

Happy said as if uncertain: "It seems to be broken by the rice field eel inside."

"Go ahead."

Yu Fei was the first one who didn't believe it. He had considered this problem when he chose the fishing line, so he chose a relatively strong Dalima line. Can an eel be broken?
"You didn't hang on to something and forcefully broke it, did you?"

"Do you think I'm you? Can I not know if I'm hanging on the earth? It was pulled off by the eel." He said happily.

"Then this eel must weigh more than 100 catties." Yu Fei grinned.

"What? More than 100 catties!" Young Marshal Lu suddenly said with bright eyes.

Yu Fei glanced at him and knew what he was thinking, and said, "Don't say this is not necessarily a rice field eel, even if it is a rice field eel, you can't take it away."

"Why?" Young Marshal Lu asked puzzled.

"Creatures that live for a long time have certain privileges, especially in the countryside, and their legends are even more abundant. If this is really a giant eel, even if I don't care, those old people will come forward, they will definitely Beat the gongs and drums to release this thing." Yu Fei said lazily.

"What year is this, and does anyone still believe this?" Young Marshal Lu obviously didn't like this.

The old monster seemed to have remembered something, and after muttering to Mr. Ma who had been playing mobile games since he showed up, the latter showed a thoughtful expression on his face, and then nodded as if he remembered something.

"Even if it's really a rice field eel, it's not as big as you said, and it probably weighs a few kilograms." After carefully observing the fishing line in his hand, he said: "This rice field eel hole should be curved, Xiao Fei You didn’t dig it thoroughly, it should have used the bend to break the fishing line.”

"As for your claim that this fishing line requires more than 100 catties of fish to break it, that is purely deceptive. There are only six or seven strands of line in it, and there is not that much pulling force."

"I'll talk to that fishing gear seller later on." Yu Fei grinned for a while, and as for who to talk to, in his mind, this would be a reason for the next time he was fined.

"If you have a few catties, it's worth digging out." The old monster suddenly said, "If you can catch this eel, I'll buy it for 100 yuan per catty."

He shrugged happily, ignored him, and cast his eyes on Yu Fei, who turned his head to the old monster and asked, "Why do you want that thing? If you want to eat, I have a few more here, enough for you to eat." .”

"It means you want to eat it all day long, don't you know that rice field eel blood is of great use?" the old monster asked with contempt.

"Useful?" Yu Fei was stunned for a moment and said as if thinking of something: "It can stop the bleeding? I know this. When killing rice field eels, adults would use a piece of clean paper to catch the blood of rice field eels, but in the end it really worked. Sometimes I can’t find where to put that piece of paper.”

"What you know is the crudest effect." The old monster said, "That thing can cure facial paralysis, do you know that?"

"I don't know." Yu Fei replied honestly, saying something, if you don't know, you don't know.

The old monster shook his hands, as if he was doing warm-up exercises, Yu Fei hurriedly backed away and said: "If you have something to say, we are all gentlemen. If you do something, I will hold you and dance."

The old monster sighed and said: "To treat crooked mouth and eyes, apply a little musk on the left and right, apply it to the left, and then wash it away; to treat earache, put a few drops into the ear; to treat epistaxis, put a few drops into the nose; To treat rashes and nebula, apply a little into the eyes; to treat blemishes, apply it frequently with garlic juice and ink, and then apply Chiyoufeng."

Yu Fei asked weakly: "Can you speak human words?"

The old monster squinted at him, and Ma Sanye finally put away the phone and said, "Lao Liu means that the eel blood can treat many diseases, but now it is generally farmed, and there are various hormones and toxins in the eels. , has lost its original utility, wild eels are usually too small, so he wants to buy this big eel.”

Yu Fei's puzzled eyes flicked back and forth between the two of them. When did Mr. Ma become a roundworm in the stomach of an old monster? He was able to translate so many words when the other party spoke an ancient Chinese language that no one understood. Suspect.

"You two...forget it."

Yu Fei glanced at the two female relatives behind them, decided not to say more, and said happily: "Take up the last hook, and after that, let's dig out the eel hole with the broken thread. I don’t believe it really weighs a hundred catties.”

Shrugging his shoulders happily, with an expression that you have the final say, he came to the eighth hook and worked for a while, and soon a rice field eel similar to the one Yu Fei caught was caught.

He laughed heartily, winked at Fei for a while, and the latter gave him a big white eye.

Yu Fei put the five eels in the bucket and shook them vigorously twice, and said happily: "There is a shovel over there, as long as you dig up that big eel, the harvest will be yours."

He squinted happily and said, "This is not appropriate."

"Is there anything suitable? I just came to play. Now that I've played it, it's your turn to play. The harvest must be yours. Besides, I also want to see how big this eel is." Yu Feilan Said eloquently.

"Then do it?"

"Hurry up, we're all waiting."

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(End of this chapter)