i have a mountain

Chapter 931 The Odds of [-] out of [-]

Yu Fei didn't care about the stickman whose name was graffitied on the phone screen. Although the stickman was beaten by another stickman with Sun Tingting graffiti on it, he looked back at the inside of the cattle farm where few people could be seen. Long sighed.

Time, space, and objects, these three elements are simply impossible to exist on the same line at the same time, so there is the word erroneous.

After casually giving Sun Tingting a dog-headed emoji with head tilted and tongue sticking out, Yu Fei stuffed his phone into his trouser pocket, started the motorcycle, and drove back. The journey was very smooth.

At this moment, he suddenly thought of the previous comment under a certain graffiti of Bang riding a big bicycle.

When I was young, I didn’t have instant noodles, so I crushed them first, then sprinkled the seasoning packets in, shook them hard twice, and then started to eat. At the end of the meal, I poured all the rest into my hands, and then turned the left and right hands back and forth to remove the excess seasoning powder. Shake it off, and when you think it's almost done, you put it in your mouth, and then lick your paws clean.

There are also a large number of people who will fill the bag with water, rinse the bag and drink the water. Has anyone ever eaten instant noodles like this?I guess you laughed, but after laughing, there is some sadness, we are all old~
Getting old starts with maturity. A man can occasionally be childish in details, but in front of many things, he must understand what he wants, what he can want, and what he should refuse...

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As soon as Yu Fei entered the farm, he could smell the smell of food, especially the smell of hand-rolled noodles. He couldn't smell it enough since he was a child, and he couldn't eat it enough.

Back in the house, Guoguo and Xiaoyingzi were sitting side by side watching cartoons. This was their pre-meal benefit. Shi Fang thought cooking was too noisy, so as long as she started cooking, she would give her two daughters a break. The two of them will also seize this time to watch TV quickly.

Shi Fang is strictly forbidden to watch TV while eating.

The two little girls called out to their father sweetly, then turned their heads and continued to watch the cartoons on TV.

Shi Fang poked her head out from the kitchen door and said with a smile: "You can pinch and count. As soon as the noodles were put into the pot, I said I would call you and you came back. That's just right, I can eat right away. You take Guoguo and the others to wash their hands, or they will cut corners if you don't watch them."

Yu Fei took Guoguo and the others to the courtyard to wash their hands under the faucet. This is their favorite way. You can't play with water casually in the house. There are not so many scruples here. Yu Fei's hair is covered with water. The two little girls got wet.

Amidst the laughter of the two little girls, Yu Fei finally tidied up the two of them neatly, reached out his hand to touch their hair, he simply put his head under the faucet and rinsed it, wiped it before going back to the room.

In front of Shi Fang, the two little girls sat obediently on the stool, each eating a bowl of noodles and two cold dishes.

Yu Fei buried his face in the mouth of the bowl, took a deep breath and said, "Mmm, it smells so good."

"Look~"

Shi Fang squinted at him, then knocked on the table and said to the two young girls who were eager to try, "Don't imitate your father, little girls should be quiet."

Xiaoyingzi nodded obediently, Guoguo retracted the half of her head that had been stretched out, and Yu Fei showed a grinning expression to them.

"If you follow you, you won't learn well."

Shi Fang rolled his eyes at him and asked, "Do you want garlic? In the morning, Aunt Xiuhua said that her natal sister gave her a lot of single-headed garlic. She didn't like it very much, so she brought us some. Do you want it?" If you want to eat, I will take it for you."

"Come to both ends." Yu Fei nodded and said, Shi Fang got up and went to the kitchen...

Hand-rolled noodles will produce garlic, this is the real life, not a castle in the air hanging in the air...

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After the meal, Shi Fang washed the bowls and chopsticks, Guoguo and Xiaoyingzi sat in front of the TV as if they were in a hurry, racing against the clock to watch every second. They even pushed the task of feeding the dog to Yu Fei. The reason is that the sun outside is too big, it will tan the face.

With the care of the two little girls and Yu Fei's space lake, the small number series is obviously a lot bigger than when it came, especially the two Caucasian dogs, which will soon become two big plush dogs ball up.

They eat fiercely, and these four words are perfect to describe the series of small numbers, especially the two Erhas. If Yu Fei hadn't had a good memory, they might have to be fed a second time.

In such a blink of an eye, the whole pot of dog food was eaten, and then he just stared at the bag of dog food in Yu Fei's hand.

But Yu Fei is not soft-hearted, they have other food intake every night, and Guoguo and the others will tease them with dog food from time to time, so it is not appropriate to feed them too much for a meal.

After Yu Fei filled the dog bowl with a basin of lake water, he went under the shed again, where there were gnocchi boiled with beef bones. This was the ration of the gang of black numbers, and they needed a big pot every day.

But it's much more fun to feed them. Each of them lined up with their own dog bowls in their mouths and waited for Yu Fei to cook for them. This was trained by Guoguo and the others. Dog credit.

As the veterans on the farm, the three of them are the most free, and they belong to the small group of dogs at the top of the food chain in the dog group. They will not compete with those puppies, but the food they get is always the best .

After feeding all these dogs, Yu Fei had a round of activities after dinner. He didn’t see Guoguo and the others when he returned to the villa, and even turned off the TV. He knew that the two little girls must be forced to take a nap again went.

This is the rigid rule that Shi Fang gave them. Even when they are in school, Shi Fang will try to make time for them to sleep for a while every day, even if they close their eyes and rest their minds.

However, under Shi Fang's insistence, the two girls got used to this routine, as long as they didn't watch TV or play with their mobile phones, they could fall asleep quickly.

Yu Fei also intends to take a nap, the sun is scorching hot this time, it is really not suitable for wandering outside.

It's just that before he fell asleep, Shi Fang came down from upstairs lightly, squeezed to sit beside Yu Fei and said, "Brother Hu's daughter-in-law seems to be here for a few days, should we go to the hospital?" Have a look?"

Yu Fei also just found out a few days ago that under Brother Hu's hard work, the third child in his wife's womb is about to be born. These days, Brother Hu and Carpenter Yang have asked for leave, saying that they are at home to prepare for the third child. arrival of a child.

"We can go after they get home." Yu Fei said: "The place I don't like to go to in my life is the hospital. I always feel uncomfortable there and feel depressed."

"He's having a baby, not seeing a doctor, why are you depressed?" Shi Fang patted him lightly and said.

"It's all the same. Giving birth is also a journey through hell, and it's not easy." Yu Fei grabbed Shi Fang's hand and played a game of teasing Fei.

Shi Fang simply let go of the control of that hand, and said to Fei: "Uncle Yang and Brother Hu have been helping us here, so let's show it, I always think it's too thin to follow the gift like others. "

"It's enough to wrap a big red envelope for them later, and you still want to carry a box to their house? Then Brother Hu's wife's natal family will definitely hate us." Yu Fei said.

"What are you thinking? Still carrying the box?" Shi Fang withdrew her hand and said, "Believe it or not, before you lift the box out of the door, my dad can hold your ear and turn it around twice, that's Isn't it a joke that only elders can do it?"

Yu Fei spread his hands and said, "That's why I said that Brother Hu's wife's natal family will definitely hate us, isn't that what I said."

Shi Fang thought for a while and said: "But it doesn't look very good if you want to just wrap a red envelope, and we can't get too much gift money, or we won't get it. If it is said that the people who work on the farm are all that The treatment, the seven aunts and eight aunts will come here to inform you when they are doing business."

Yu Fei thought about it for a while and suggested: "Let's go with the crowd when it comes to following the etiquette on the surface. When it comes back to the salary, give Brother Hu a little more as a bonus. Brother Hu will understand."

"This is also a method." Shi Fang nodded and said: "I will buy some small clothes for their children later, so that they won't say anything."

"That's right, there's no need to express your feelings on that day, the days to come will be long." Yu Fei yawned and said.

Shi Fang suddenly said as if talking to herself: "What do you think Brother Hu and his wife are thinking? The first child is a son, and the second child is a daughter. They have both sons and daughters and want a third child." ?”

Yu Fei said casually: "What else can I think? Is it because my stomach hurts when I'm idle, or I want to build another trumpet for fun."

"Why is pregnancy like a game?" Shi Fang said quietly.

Yu Fei became energetic in an instant, and after glancing at Shi Fang, he said: "It depends on chance, it doesn't mean that if you want it here, you can get it there, and some people have a constitution that is prone to pregnancy, and you can get pregnant if you touch it casually... "

As soon as the words came out of Yu Fei's mouth, he knew that he spoke too fast. Sure enough, Shi Fang looked at him resentfully and said, "You mean that I won't get pregnant easily."

Yu Fei laughed dryly and said: "I mean our opportunity has not arrived yet, you have to know that even if you play games, you have to hold back your big move for a while, maybe you are just waiting to give birth to a pair of hands Woolen cloth."

"Twins." Shi Fang stretched out her arms and gestured on her stomach and said, "How big will the stomach be stretched!"

"This shows that you have a big stomach." Yu Fei said with a smile.

Shi Fang hesitated for a while and asked: "But people say that the probability of having twins is only about [-] out of [-]. Does this mean that there are only five chances of conceiving twins in a thousand times?"

Yu Fei's head hit the armrest of the wicker chair with a bang, and then he saw Shi Fang counting something with his fingers, and suddenly he closed his eyes and fell asleep...

(End of this chapter)