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Chapter 977 The Iron Law of Yujia Village
After hanging up the phone, Zhang Dan suddenly felt that something was wrong, and raised his head to see the village secretary of Yujia Village and his own accountant looking at her with surprised expressions.

Zhang Dan was stunned immediately, she even forgot that she was in the office, gritted her teeth, she immediately pulled Yu Fei out in her mind and whipped him, it was all because of this kid, why did he start talking to him when he talked to him? Can't control your emotions?
"Well, I have something to do, so I'll go back first." The village party secretary coughed dryly, put down the shapeless document in his hand and said.

Zhang Dan thought for a while and said to him: "You think you can beat Yu Fei when you're free, he's too lazy now, if it wasn't for one of his cousins ​​who wanted to do business at home this time, he wouldn't talk to me Talk about building a food court."

"He also gave a very reasonable suggestion based on his own experience. Let's discuss this matter in detail some time..."

The village party secretary didn't quite understand what Zhang Dan said later, and his mind kept turning around the sentence that if his cousin hadn't gone home to do business, Zhang Dan didn't know, he knew too well, Yu Fei was going to do business at home Isn't my cousin Da Kui?

Thinking that the slippery kid finally took some responsibility, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but curl up...

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After Yu Fei hung up the phone, he yelled at the black screen of the phone, "If you have the ability, you follow the wireless signal and hit me, and you still bite me? Your teeth won't break."

Zhang Dan always has a Hexi leadership face to everyone, only when facing him, he can be unreasonable and unreasonable, especially when she and her accountant are married, then Yu Fei can only do it. Can retreat three homes.

Putting down the phone, Yu Fei stretched out his hand to grab the dog food can, he wanted to tease the group of puppies again, but after mixing his hands in the jar, he quickly looked into the jar suspiciously glance.

"I'll go, where's the dog food?"

He clearly remembered that when he brought the jar, there was still half of it in it. How could there be a bottom of the jar in the time it took to answer the phone?

He raised his head and searched around, and soon saw a few dogs and pigs. He said they were dogs. If their stomachs were enlarged according to the proportion, they would be a circle bigger than pigs. When they saw Yu Fei noticed them, they wanted to They fled the scene quickly, but their big belly restricted their movements.

"It will kill you."

After Yu Fei complained angrily, he stood up and prepared to taunt this group of decimal points, their stomachs might not be able to disappear in two days.

Shout out to Lightning, he took that group of little digital series for a walk on the farm, as long as they want to be lazy, Lightning will definitely teach them to be dogs, especially Lightning's big mouth, which can blow the heads of two hahas Include it.

But those two Caucasian Lightnings can't help it. Their heads are almost as big as Lightning's head, and the height of these two guys is almost as high as Lightning. Who let its variety limit its development?

……

An unremarkable car came to the gate of the farm, the old monster got out of the car, and entered the farm mysteriously, but soon he was stopped by Yu Fei.

"How can you drive such a broken car, where's your flying car?"

The old monster turned his head and took a look. Yu Fei was poking his head out of the monitoring room on the south side of the gate. This monitoring room has not fully played its role since it was built, so many acquaintances subconsciously ignore it.

"That car is too eye-catching. Didn't you see that I didn't bring a driver today." The old monster squeezed into the monitoring room from Yu Fei's side.

"Ang~" Yu Fei turned around and asked: "Then what are you planning to do? If you want to say that you are behind Sister Qin's back and do bully men and women, I can still give you pointers, but if you want If you do something important, please go back, I still want to live well."

"You're the one who thinks too much every day, and bullies men and women, I think this is what you want to do, right?" the old monster said with a stare.

"If I really think that way, you won't be able to see me today. You don't know that I just let go of two beautiful women. I suddenly regretted what you said. Are you saying it's too late for me to chase after you?" Yu Fei said jokingly.

"It's late, you must not be able to find those two people now, the boy from the Lu family told me about this matter, and this matter is over for you, so you don't have to worry about it." The old monster said leisurely .

"You are cruel."

Yu Fei seemed to know the result a long time ago, he turned around and made tea for the old monster and asked: "Speaking of business, since you have made yourself so mysterious, there must be something serious, let's talk about it, if it involves too much Just stop talking."

"I don't know what you think every day?"

After the old monster seemed to habitually reprimand him, he took out a moist bottle from his pocket. Yu Fei took a look at it, and it was quite similar to the shape of a certain cosmetic product of his wife.

"What? Are you preparing to disguise yourself again?" Yu Fei said as he put down his teacup.

The old monster gave him a sideways look, and then his eyes lit up looking at the little bottle.

"That's what will make my name go down in history."

"Famous and kept excrement book? What? There is no such a small excrement spoon?" Yu Fei said casually.

"Fuck off, I wouldn't be willing to tell you if it didn't have something to do with you. My mouth is full of dung. This is the ointment made by refining and synthesizing those golden flowers." The old monster's expression wanted to hit someone.

Yu Fei stretched out his hand and snatched the vial from his hand, saying: "Isn't it right to talk like this, you know how to play tricks every day."

"Hey~"

Before the old monster's "hey" fell to the ground, Yu Fei violently unscrewed the vial, and the contents inside were yellow paste, and a faint fragrance wafted out.

Twitching his nose twice, Yu Fei nodded his head and said, "Just because of this fragrance, this thing is not bad."

"Ah~"

The second half of the old monster's "嘿" became a falling tone, and Yu Fei raised his head and asked, "How does this thing work? Have you tried it?"

"Bai Ding."

The old monster looked at Yu Fei with a look of pity, and the latter immediately became angry: "Believe it or not, I threw your precious thing aside for you, and you really thought I hadn't read a book." Bar?"

"Hey don't don't don't don't..."

After the old monster spat out a series of words, he carefully took the vial from Yu Fei's hand, closed the lid, and carefully placed it on the table.

"What I mean is that you don't know how many procedures a new drug needs to go through from research and development to marketing. It will bother you to hear it. However, we still have some means, and this is for external application, so this progress It was greatly shortened."

"This is the first batch of patented medicines. Excluding those used as clinical trial samples, there is only one jar left. Do you think I can do it if I don't like it?"

"How's the effect?" Yu Fei asked.

The old monster pondered for a while, as if he was organizing his words or calculating something in his mind. After a while, he said: "Old scars need to be used three times in a row to be effective. Within ten days to half a month, most Most can be wiped off, and at worst it just leaves a red mark."

"However, it is much easier to use for those new scars. Some patients said that they had a reaction within two or three hours of applying it, and the itchy feeling was like growing new flesh."

"The effect is also fast, that is, the scars can be removed in about a week, but the specific value has not yet been calculated."

"Huh?" Yu Fei was puzzled.

The old monster explained: "There are too few golden flowers, and there are very few medicines made. If I didn't want to show you, this small bottle may not be preserved. I also want to see it this time. Can you expand the planting area of ​​golden flowers again."

Yu Fei quickly reached out and grabbed the bottle of ointment on the table, put it in his pocket, and then patted it. There is no spoon that does not touch the pot. Everyone has a stumbling block. If one accidentally scratches it, then Not beautiful anymore.

With this bottle that combines space spirit plants and modern technology, Yu Fei feels that he can relax a little.

"You... this is not right. I just brought it for you to see, not for you to keep it for yourself." The old monster said with an unkind expression.

"Hey~ Do you know that there is an iron law in our village?" Yu Fei asked with his probe.

"What iron law?" The old monster looked blank, does this have something to do with you grabbing the ointment?
Yu Fei said with a smile: "In our village, if you have something good, you must not show it off, especially something delicious or fun, because once you take it out, it is not necessarily yours. .”

"Return to the iron law, you are the logic of robbers." The old monster said with a beard and a stare.

"Anyway, that's what it means. As for this item in my pocket, it's mine. If you want to take it back, it's very difficult, unless you exchange it with a better item that I happen to be able to use." Fei patted his pocket again and said.

The old monster's expression suddenly relaxed, and he waved his hand and said, "I'll give you that thing, but you may be busier next time."

Looking at his old fox-like expression, Yu Fei suddenly felt as if he had fallen into a pit, or the kind with water in the pit.

He took out the bottle from his pocket and asked tentatively, "If I return it to you now, is there still time?"

The old monster chuckled and said, "What do you think?"

Yu Fei knocked his head on the table, and said in a muffled voice: "It will take a while to stop being lazy."

"Hey~ What are you thinking about in your head every day?" The old monster knocked on the table and said: "As long as people find a way to make money, even if it is a small road, they want to walk out of a way to reach the sky."

"Why is it different for you? If you have money, you don't want to earn it anymore. Did you get kicked in the head by a donkey or caught by the door?"

Yu Fei didn't raise his head, just turned his face, and said to the old monster: "I recently read an article saying that a person's blessings in this life are innumerable, and when you compete forcibly, you are consuming offspring." blessing."

(End of this chapter)