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Chapter 106 The Imperfect Wedding
Seeing the two trapped in the net, everyone breathed a sigh of relief, after searching all night, they finally found it.

"This is the trick we set up to catch wolves in the back mountain. How did you two get into it?" Sai Diaochan's voice came from below, and Li Daben was startled.He looked down at Sai Diaochan, and he still didn't admit defeat: "Quickly let me down!"

"Who are you? You know how to play tricks on your lips. There are delicious food and drinks for you, and you still have to run away!" Sai Diaochan said with a half-smile.

"I'm still a young man, I can't take advantage of you hag!" Li Daben was in a hurry and opened his mouth to talk nonsense.

"Bah! Who said I'm going to marry you! Auntie's flowers can be cheaper than you, donkey dung!" Sai Diaochan's eyes widened and her face flushed.

"It's better if it's not cheap! You let me down, and we will go our separate ways!"

"Good idea!" Sai Diaochan looked around, picked up a stone, weighed it, and threw it at Li Daben, beating him until he screamed, "Come here! Help! Murder the anti-Japanese hero! If you are a Chinese, you can't see it!"

"Still talking!" Sai Diaochan was angry and funny, pulled out the snake-shaped dagger, and said loudly, "Put him down, I cut his tongue!"

As she spoke, she took two steps forward, and stepped on the mechanism without paying attention.

The two subordinates exclaimed together: "Second leader, be careful!" It was too late, a net cover bounced in the air, Sai Diaochan was also wrapped into rice dumplings, hung in mid-air, and the snake-shaped dagger fell to the ground.

Li Dabenshi's net bag and Sai Diaochan's net bag dangled back and forth, constantly colliding with each other.

Sai Diaochan desperately pushed Li Daben away: "Don't touch me! Young man Huanghua, stay away!"

Li Daben stared at him without thinking: "Who touched you! Get out of the way!"

The two men raised their heads and laughed idiotically, not knowing whether they should unlock the mechanism or not.

The branch couldn't bear the lifeless toss of the two of them, and it slowly broke, and the two fell from the air almost at the same time.Li Daben hit the ground beforehand, and before he could yell out, Sai Diaochan had already landed heavily on him.

"Oh! Your bones are almost broken!" Li Daben grinned in pain.

Sai Diaochan tore at the net cover indiscriminately, struggling to remember: "Don't touch me!"

Li Daben never lost his words, and yelled: "Who touched you! Come down quickly!"

The net rope was entangled, and the two could not be separated.

Sai Baozi walked over with all his men, and laughed when he saw this scene: "One said that he would not marry, and the other said that he would not marry. Why did he have a bridal chamber before worshiping heaven and earth?"

Sai Diaochan was so ashamed, she saw her own dagger, picked it up and cut the net rope a few times.Jumping up and running towards Sai Baozi, he said angrily, "I also cut off your long and short tongue!"

Sweet Potato scratched the mesh in the net pocket and shouted: "Hey! Someone take care of me!"

A few minions put him down too, and escorted him back to the cottage.

That night, the sound of horns and drums in the village was a scene of celebration.

The weapon racks inside and outside the main hall were all gone, and more than a dozen long tables were covered with red cloth, filled with delicious food and wine, just waiting for the banquet to begin.

Sai Baozi changed into a long robe and mandarin jacket, sat proudly on the seat in the middle, and said loudly: "Welcome the bride and groom!"

The minions applauded and shouted in unison.

The main entrance of the main hall was wide open, Sai Diaochan was dressed as a bride, and walked slowly into the main hall. The only weird thing was that she was still holding a rope in her hand, and Li Dabenshi, who was tied up with five flowers, was tied to one end of the rope.Wearing the groom's official clothes, he stumbled after him, with a bitter expression on his face, which was quite funny.

Sai Diaochan stood side by side in the center of the hall, facing the altar.

The red-faced man posing as Guan Gong, wearing a gown and long robe, went out and shouted: "Pray to heaven and earth!"

Li Daben muttered: "The only way to rob a wife is to rob a woman, how can you rob a man..."

Before he finished speaking, Sai Diaochan kicked him on the knee, and Li Daben knelt down.

When the two minions came up, they couldn't help but say goodbye, and they worshiped according to Li's ability.

"Two thanks to the high hall!"

The laughter of the crowd overwhelmed Li Dabenshi's howls, and the minions pushed Li Dabenshi's head down again.

Sai Baozi smiled and waved his hands: "That's all."

"Bye husband and wife!"

Li Daben stuck his neck hard and insisted not to worship, Sai Diaochan pulled off the hijab and said, "Only you have to pay respects to my aunt, and I still want my aunt to worship you? Please!" Pressing Li Daben's head, he pressed hard down.

There was a burst of laughter in the hall, and everyone sat down one after another, pushing and changing glasses, eating and drinking happily.

Holding a wine bowl, "Pigman Jie" staggered up to Li Daben and said, "My son-in-law! I respect you! We carried you back that day!"

Sai Diaochan's almond-shaped eyes widened: "Why do you respect him? Come and respect me!"

"Zhu Bajie" laughed loudly, leaving Li Daben with a bitter face behind, and killed Sai Diaochan.

Sai Leopard came over and whispered in Sai Diaochan's ear: "Sister! Take it easy! I put a jug of wedding wine in the bridal chamber, you two drink it, and the raw rice is guaranteed to be cooked, and you will be a happy couple from now on!"

Sai Diaochan blushed and gave her elder brother a hard elbow.

The moon was bright and the stars were thin, and the sound of wine being served on cups and plates in the hall could be heard endlessly.

Sai Diaochan's room was redecorated, and all kinds of wedding objects crowded half of the room, showing an exaggerated festive spirit. Li Daben was thrown on the marriage bed early, and was still tied tightly.

On the table, a few thick wedding candles were lit, and a small wine jug was placed in the middle.

After tossing around until midnight, Sai Diaochan came down to the bridal chamber surrounded by everyone.

Pushing the door with a "bang", Sai Diaochan rushed in dazed, and closed the door behind her backhand.She leaned against the door, looking at Li Daben with a peachy face, her eyes full of spring.She walked crookedly towards the marriage bed, suddenly staggered, and managed to hold onto the table without falling.

Li Daben's voice was full of panic: "What are you doing?"

A group of minions gathered under the window to listen to the room, trying to keep their mouths open to keep themselves from laughing.

Sai Diaochan came over, like a man, raised Li Daben's chin with her fingers, looked at it from the left, and then she laughed: "How many people care about my aunt! How dare you put on such a face when you are cheap! "

Li Daben tried his best to force out a smile, and suddenly he had a flash of inspiration, thinking of a way to escape, he immediately changed his tone, pretending to be shy and said: "There is no such thing as a festive night, and the groom is still tied up. I know it is a bridal chamber, but I don't know it." I thought it was kidnapping!"

Sai Diaochan squinted at him: "Stop running?"

Li Daben nodded shyly.

Sai Diaochan was overjoyed, and took out a snake-shaped dagger to cut the rope: "If you're obedient, you won't have to suffer."

Li Daben supported Sai Diaochan, and said timidly, "Why do you carry a knife on such a festive day?"

Sai Diaochan grinned and said, "I'm used to carrying it with me, if you dare to be disobedient, I'll cut your tongue off with it!"

A group of minions were lying under the window base, so happy that they were about to squirt out.

Sai Baozi walked over shaking: "Get out! Get out! Get out!"

Sai Baozi got drunk, rolled his eyes, and fell drunk on the ground with a "gudong".

Sai Diaochan turned her face to see the jug of wine on the table, stood up unsteadily, dragged Li Daben to the table, and poured him a full glass.

Sai Diaochan's tongue curled up: "You drink first!"

Li Daben picked up the wine glass and brought it to his lips.

Sai Diaochan wanted to come over, but sat down in front of the dressing table with a "gudong".

Li Daben hurriedly put down the cup and went to support her.Sai Diaochan tore off the hairpin from her head, her hair flowed down like a waterfall, and she looked at herself in the mirror.In the mirror, Sai Diaochan lost her domineering spirit and looked extraordinarily charming. Li Daben couldn't help but stare dumbfounded.

Sai Diaochan took out an exquisite wooden comb from the dressing table and handed it to Li Daben: "Click my hair."

Li Da was able to pick up the comb, clumsily as if using a dung fork.Sai Diaochan frowned in pain: "Take it easy! Comb along your hair!"

Li Daben was terrified and fiddled with the comb for a long time before subduing the comb.

"Haven't you combed a woman's hair before?" Sai Diaochan looked at Li Dabenshi who combed her hair in the mirror with a happy expression.

Li Daben smiled and said, "I haven't even combed my own hair. When I shave my head, it becomes like cucumber skin. When it grows, it becomes a mess."

Sai Diaochan suddenly turned her head and said seriously: "In the future... I will comb it for you."

Li Daben was stunned for a moment, and a thousand feelings welled up in his heart.That was a taste he had never tasted in most of his life.

"If you touch my hair, you will be my man, forever..." Sai Diaochan muttered to herself, leaning on Li Daben and fell into a deep sleep.

Li Daben hurriedly helped her to the bed, and sat on the side looking at her face stupidly.Sai Diaochan's long eyelashes trembled slightly, looking extremely charming in her sleep.

For a moment, Li Daben was shaken.Regardless of beauty or ugliness, even if a woman just looks like an ordinary person, she is willing to give herself to you, which is enough to make your heart beat.What's more, Sai Diaochan is such a beauty that can definitely be called.Li Daben is not a saint by nature, nor does he have the consciousness of "how can the country be at home when the national crisis is not settled", but he still flinched after his heart was moved for a while.He vaguely thought of marriage and the incidental responsibilities that must be associated with it.Men who are afraid of responsibility are not all bad-hearted. Maybe it is because they are so kind-hearted that they feel guilty because they are unwilling to give up their original life.

Regardless of whether Li Daben was afraid or guilty at that moment, in short, he flinched and collapsed.He held the comb in his palm, touched it lightly, and did not start over. Every step taken by a person has to bear the consequences, so some decisions were very difficult. He hardened his heart, quietly put the comb in his arms, and turned around. He ran out the door, stumbling like he was drunk all the way.

The wine jug on the table was knocked over, and the wine flowed down the edge of the table.

The two wedding candles also fell to the ground, and went out with a "pop", leaving only tears from the hot candles dripping all over the ground, and slowly cooling down.

(End of this chapter)