I received my adopted son in the Three Kingdoms
Chapter 258 Teacher Dong worked hard
Chapter 258 Teacher Dong worked hard
Six days later.
Old Dong, who was able to walk on the ground, pointed to a pavilion in the Nangong Palace and said, "The old man said it is Fengyi Pavilion, and it will be Fengyi Pavilion from now on. Your Majesty has given permission, so what are you waiting for?"
"Do you know who this old man is? He's a popular top-notch old bacon! What's wrong with changing the place name of the script on the spot? If the plot hasn't been changed, I'll give you, the screenwriter, face!"
The Emperor Liu Xie on the side nodded and said, "That's right, the Taiwei told me that today I want to use this place to shoot a scene and hire me as the chief director!..."
"Oh, what are you doing over there?"
"Shooting in a closed location, idlers are not allowed to enter, do you understand! Xiaowei Dong, send someone to drive him out!" Liu Xie, holding a big wooden horn, was the first time a director and was very motivated.
Also, it's quick to get started.
However, within three incense sticks, Dong Huang had already ordered Dong Huang to clear the venue, and then he looked at the record Hongnong King Liu Bian and said, "Brother Emperor, Fu Huadao and the actors are already in place, is it almost ready?"
Liu Bian nodded, and after signaling to Old Dong, Lu Bu, and Himiko, he took a clapboard in front of the pavilion and said, "Get ready... for the third scene, Lu Bu Diaochan confides the truth, let's start shooting!"
After finishing the words, I saw Lu Bu holding Fang Tian's painting halberd and coming to the pavilion next to the Qulan.Frowning and thinking, looking left and right, vividly interprets the anxiety and sorrow of looking forward to the sweetheart.
Immediately Himiko came over with flowers and willows, like a fairy in the moon palace, when she saw Lu Bu, she pear blossoms and rain: "Zhonglang, since I have seen you more in the crowd, I have promised myself that I wish to serve the dustpan, and my life is enough." .”
"I don't think that Thief Dong is a lustful person. Seeing the beauty of the servant, he has a bad heart towards the servant and forcibly rapes the servant!" As he said, he lay on Lu Bu's chest and wept bitterly, sobbing endlessly.
"The servant hates to die immediately, but because he has not made a farewell with the general, he endures humiliation and steals his life. Fortunately, I can see you now, and the wish of the servant has been fulfilled! This body is dirty, and I cannot be a hero again; I wish to die before the king, so as to understand the ambition of the servant !"
After saying that, he opened Lv Bu's arms suddenly, and climbed the balustrade with his hands, looking into the lotus pond, he was about to jump.
Lu Bu hurriedly hugged him from behind, his breath was short of breath, he couldn't help crying and said, "I know your heart has been around for a long time! I just wish we couldn't talk together!"
Himihu pulled Lü Bu with his hands, and said: "I cannot be a concubine with you in this life, I hope to meet you in the next life."
Lu Bu was furious when he heard the words: "I can't take you as a concubine in this life, I'm not a hero!"
"Feng Xian..."
"Diao Chan..."
The two immediately cuddled and leaned against each other, unable to bear to be separated, like a pair of fateful mandarin ducks in troubled times.
"Okay, let's go through it once!" Director Liu Xie was very satisfied.
As soon as the words fell, Lu Bu, who had been talking to Diao Chan just now, was immediately pushed away.Lu Bu, who entered the play directly, couldn't help but look stunned.
Seeing this, Old Dong couldn't help but praised: "Hey, this is called professional!"
Liu Bian, the director of the scene, rushed over and said, "Mr. Dong, the next part is your play. Can your body hold it?"
"For the sake of art, this old man can't go to the front line with minor injuries." Old Dong immediately stated, "Being a human being is the first thing to do when filming a movie. This is what actors eat. How can they not have artistic virtues?"
"Teacher Dong is a man of integrity, and he is indeed a role model for me in the entertainment industry."
Liu Bian was moved by the scene record, took a bowl of honey water brought by the maid, handed it to old Dong and asked, "Then shall we start filming next?"
"Well, let's get started." After taking a sip of honey water, Old Dong got up, closed his eyes and looked for the feeling first, and when his emotions gradually rose, he clapped his hands slightly as a signal.
The scene record immediately hit the board: "Get ready...the fourth scene, the Taiwei makes a big fuss at Fengyi Pavilion, and the filming starts!"
At this time, the scene has changed to the corridor outside the Fengyi Pavilion, and the old Dong who pulls out the crab steps plays in his true colors, and reprimands Dian Wei.Immediately, his expression changed, and he looked like a hungry ghost: "Chan'er, where are you? The old man's heart is sharp..."
After two calls but no answer, his expression changed again, as if he had thought of something, he walked quickly towards Fengyi Pavilion.
Just as he bumped into Lu Bu Diaochan, who was flirting with each other in the pavilion again, and saw Fang Tian leaning on the side with a painted halberd, he burst into anger and shouted: "Nizi!... She is your little mother!"
Lu Bu was shocked when he saw this, his performance was very good, he turned around and ran towards the back door.
Old Dong was furious, picked up Fang Tian's painted halberd and chased forward, seeing that he could not catch up, he yelled: "Nizi, I killed you!"
After saying that, he threw his halberd suddenly, just as Lu Bula opened the back door, Fang Tian painted his halberd like a shooting star chasing the moon, and it slammed into the door with a "duh".
Lv Bu was so frightened that his soul trembled, and he said in horror, "Father, is it true that you are filming?"
"Crack!" Director Liu Xie was furious immediately, pointing at Lu Bu and yelling, "Where did you find the actor, who has no professionalism at all, talking nonsense about lines!"
Liu Bian, the director of the scene, was also angry, and said: "How can there be no real emotion in filming, otherwise how can there be real feelings?"
"Look at Teacher Dong, it's not special to be seriously injured. They all throw it with their own hands... Oh, this painting halberd is really heavy. How can it be good to twist Teacher Dong's waist?"
Lu Bu, who had been humiliated repeatedly, looked at Fang Tian's painted halberd on the door panel again, and for a moment he felt really into the drama: "Grandma, are you kidding me?" ...
This father-son relationship, don't let it go!
At this moment, Old Dong stepped forward and patted Lu Bu on the shoulder, and said with a smile, "This actor is still very good. Although the scene just now was not finished, it was enough."
It was the first time in Liu Bian's life that he encountered such a fun thing, how could he let it go, and immediately stepped forward and said, "Farewell, Mr. Dong, what about your artistic ethics and professional ethics?... We have to act out this scene." It's over!"
"No need..." How dare Old Dong, let Lu Bu step in again, isn't it digging his own grave?
Immediately beckoning to the screenwriter Handan Chun, he said, "Did you see clearly the two scenes just now?"
"See clearly."
"Do you know how to write it?"
"I know." Handan Chun thought for a moment, and said: "Tomorrow's daily report will be headlined on the front page, and I plan to use "Secrets of the Taiwei's Mansion, Father and Son Mutually, because of this woman?" as the title, what does the Taiwei think? "
"Not bad, explosive and gimmick."
Old Dong nodded in satisfaction, but then explained, "However, the article cannot be published in Dahan Daily, and some rumors must first be spread in restaurants, teahouses, and Zhangtai brothels."
"Then publish a batch of forged entertainment tabloids and make sure they are mysterious. Finally, the old man asks Wen You to send someone to investigate those tabloids, and everything will appear very real."
When Handan Chun heard the words, he couldn't help but raised his thumb: "Taiwei Gao, it's true that everything is fine and small, and it doesn't leak!"
"Hehehe..." Old Dong also laughed in satisfaction, and cupped his hands at the people around him, "Okay, that's all for today, thank you for your hard work."
"Teacher Dong is working hard."
"Teacher Dong's acting skills are amazing!"
"Teacher Dong, walk slowly..."
Outside the Fengyi Pavilion, a group of people praised him from the bottom of their hearts: Sure enough, this big man is still a Taiwei who knows how to play!
Only Liu Bian, the director of the scene, changed his face immediately after the old director left: "I am!... What kind of old drama, with both virtue and skill, just came and walked through the scene, and still have the face to say that you are dedicated?"
……
"Sure enough, Yan'er is much more careful than Awei. You don't know that he pours the medicine into his mouth when he feeds the old man." Back at the Taiwei Mansion, Old Dong, who was lying on his side on the sickbed, flattered the old man first. Shoot over.
Seeing the joy in Cai Yan's eyebrows and eyes, he opened his mouth to ask: "It would be better if some honey could be added to the medicine, it is too bitter..."
"It's the right way to make a good medicine taste bitter. If honey is added to affect the efficacy of the medicine, it will be bad."
Cai Yan blew the medicinal soup carefully, and his eyes were still so gentle: "It's like the scene where Taiwei and Fengxian had a big fight at Fengyi Pavilion. You must play in person, and you have to let Handan Zhonglang witness it with your own eyes."
"The report written in this way can make people feel personally on the scene and feel the pride of the Taiwei's anger as a confidante."
After finishing speaking, he looked old Dong up and down again: "I heard that the Taiwei threw the halberd with his own hands. It seems that his body has almost recovered. Why is he so weak at this time?"
"It's all to investigate the bad guys among the courtiers."
Old Dong knew that Cai Yan was jealous as soon as he heard it, and explained: "Since the inferiority complex entered the enemy's interior, there has been no movement for a long time. Seeing that one plan will not work, the old man can only make another plan and help them speed up."
After finishing speaking, he was afraid that Cai Yan would not believe him, so he raised Liu Xie and said, "This old man even reported this matter to His Majesty, and His Majesty agreed to it, and he also watched it with his own eyes."
Finally, seeing that Cai Yan's expression was a little loose, while she was turning around and wiping her mouth with a silk scarf, she bravely slapped her buttocks: "This old man is just playing with her, and he is only sincere to you."
Although she has been attacked several times by Lao Dong, Cai Yan is not married to Yunying after all.Every time, she covered her buttocks and blushed, looking at Old Dong with embarrassment, joy and anger: "I, I... go and add two spoonfuls of honey for you."
"Ah... the little girls of the Han Dynasty are easy to deceive." Seeing the slim and flustered figure turning out of the room, Old Dong couldn't help laughing.
(End of this chapter)
Six days later.
Old Dong, who was able to walk on the ground, pointed to a pavilion in the Nangong Palace and said, "The old man said it is Fengyi Pavilion, and it will be Fengyi Pavilion from now on. Your Majesty has given permission, so what are you waiting for?"
"Do you know who this old man is? He's a popular top-notch old bacon! What's wrong with changing the place name of the script on the spot? If the plot hasn't been changed, I'll give you, the screenwriter, face!"
The Emperor Liu Xie on the side nodded and said, "That's right, the Taiwei told me that today I want to use this place to shoot a scene and hire me as the chief director!..."
"Oh, what are you doing over there?"
"Shooting in a closed location, idlers are not allowed to enter, do you understand! Xiaowei Dong, send someone to drive him out!" Liu Xie, holding a big wooden horn, was the first time a director and was very motivated.
Also, it's quick to get started.
However, within three incense sticks, Dong Huang had already ordered Dong Huang to clear the venue, and then he looked at the record Hongnong King Liu Bian and said, "Brother Emperor, Fu Huadao and the actors are already in place, is it almost ready?"
Liu Bian nodded, and after signaling to Old Dong, Lu Bu, and Himiko, he took a clapboard in front of the pavilion and said, "Get ready... for the third scene, Lu Bu Diaochan confides the truth, let's start shooting!"
After finishing the words, I saw Lu Bu holding Fang Tian's painting halberd and coming to the pavilion next to the Qulan.Frowning and thinking, looking left and right, vividly interprets the anxiety and sorrow of looking forward to the sweetheart.
Immediately Himiko came over with flowers and willows, like a fairy in the moon palace, when she saw Lu Bu, she pear blossoms and rain: "Zhonglang, since I have seen you more in the crowd, I have promised myself that I wish to serve the dustpan, and my life is enough." .”
"I don't think that Thief Dong is a lustful person. Seeing the beauty of the servant, he has a bad heart towards the servant and forcibly rapes the servant!" As he said, he lay on Lu Bu's chest and wept bitterly, sobbing endlessly.
"The servant hates to die immediately, but because he has not made a farewell with the general, he endures humiliation and steals his life. Fortunately, I can see you now, and the wish of the servant has been fulfilled! This body is dirty, and I cannot be a hero again; I wish to die before the king, so as to understand the ambition of the servant !"
After saying that, he opened Lv Bu's arms suddenly, and climbed the balustrade with his hands, looking into the lotus pond, he was about to jump.
Lu Bu hurriedly hugged him from behind, his breath was short of breath, he couldn't help crying and said, "I know your heart has been around for a long time! I just wish we couldn't talk together!"
Himihu pulled Lü Bu with his hands, and said: "I cannot be a concubine with you in this life, I hope to meet you in the next life."
Lu Bu was furious when he heard the words: "I can't take you as a concubine in this life, I'm not a hero!"
"Feng Xian..."
"Diao Chan..."
The two immediately cuddled and leaned against each other, unable to bear to be separated, like a pair of fateful mandarin ducks in troubled times.
"Okay, let's go through it once!" Director Liu Xie was very satisfied.
As soon as the words fell, Lu Bu, who had been talking to Diao Chan just now, was immediately pushed away.Lu Bu, who entered the play directly, couldn't help but look stunned.
Seeing this, Old Dong couldn't help but praised: "Hey, this is called professional!"
Liu Bian, the director of the scene, rushed over and said, "Mr. Dong, the next part is your play. Can your body hold it?"
"For the sake of art, this old man can't go to the front line with minor injuries." Old Dong immediately stated, "Being a human being is the first thing to do when filming a movie. This is what actors eat. How can they not have artistic virtues?"
"Teacher Dong is a man of integrity, and he is indeed a role model for me in the entertainment industry."
Liu Bian was moved by the scene record, took a bowl of honey water brought by the maid, handed it to old Dong and asked, "Then shall we start filming next?"
"Well, let's get started." After taking a sip of honey water, Old Dong got up, closed his eyes and looked for the feeling first, and when his emotions gradually rose, he clapped his hands slightly as a signal.
The scene record immediately hit the board: "Get ready...the fourth scene, the Taiwei makes a big fuss at Fengyi Pavilion, and the filming starts!"
At this time, the scene has changed to the corridor outside the Fengyi Pavilion, and the old Dong who pulls out the crab steps plays in his true colors, and reprimands Dian Wei.Immediately, his expression changed, and he looked like a hungry ghost: "Chan'er, where are you? The old man's heart is sharp..."
After two calls but no answer, his expression changed again, as if he had thought of something, he walked quickly towards Fengyi Pavilion.
Just as he bumped into Lu Bu Diaochan, who was flirting with each other in the pavilion again, and saw Fang Tian leaning on the side with a painted halberd, he burst into anger and shouted: "Nizi!... She is your little mother!"
Lu Bu was shocked when he saw this, his performance was very good, he turned around and ran towards the back door.
Old Dong was furious, picked up Fang Tian's painted halberd and chased forward, seeing that he could not catch up, he yelled: "Nizi, I killed you!"
After saying that, he threw his halberd suddenly, just as Lu Bula opened the back door, Fang Tian painted his halberd like a shooting star chasing the moon, and it slammed into the door with a "duh".
Lv Bu was so frightened that his soul trembled, and he said in horror, "Father, is it true that you are filming?"
"Crack!" Director Liu Xie was furious immediately, pointing at Lu Bu and yelling, "Where did you find the actor, who has no professionalism at all, talking nonsense about lines!"
Liu Bian, the director of the scene, was also angry, and said: "How can there be no real emotion in filming, otherwise how can there be real feelings?"
"Look at Teacher Dong, it's not special to be seriously injured. They all throw it with their own hands... Oh, this painting halberd is really heavy. How can it be good to twist Teacher Dong's waist?"
Lu Bu, who had been humiliated repeatedly, looked at Fang Tian's painted halberd on the door panel again, and for a moment he felt really into the drama: "Grandma, are you kidding me?" ...
This father-son relationship, don't let it go!
At this moment, Old Dong stepped forward and patted Lu Bu on the shoulder, and said with a smile, "This actor is still very good. Although the scene just now was not finished, it was enough."
It was the first time in Liu Bian's life that he encountered such a fun thing, how could he let it go, and immediately stepped forward and said, "Farewell, Mr. Dong, what about your artistic ethics and professional ethics?... We have to act out this scene." It's over!"
"No need..." How dare Old Dong, let Lu Bu step in again, isn't it digging his own grave?
Immediately beckoning to the screenwriter Handan Chun, he said, "Did you see clearly the two scenes just now?"
"See clearly."
"Do you know how to write it?"
"I know." Handan Chun thought for a moment, and said: "Tomorrow's daily report will be headlined on the front page, and I plan to use "Secrets of the Taiwei's Mansion, Father and Son Mutually, because of this woman?" as the title, what does the Taiwei think? "
"Not bad, explosive and gimmick."
Old Dong nodded in satisfaction, but then explained, "However, the article cannot be published in Dahan Daily, and some rumors must first be spread in restaurants, teahouses, and Zhangtai brothels."
"Then publish a batch of forged entertainment tabloids and make sure they are mysterious. Finally, the old man asks Wen You to send someone to investigate those tabloids, and everything will appear very real."
When Handan Chun heard the words, he couldn't help but raised his thumb: "Taiwei Gao, it's true that everything is fine and small, and it doesn't leak!"
"Hehehe..." Old Dong also laughed in satisfaction, and cupped his hands at the people around him, "Okay, that's all for today, thank you for your hard work."
"Teacher Dong is working hard."
"Teacher Dong's acting skills are amazing!"
"Teacher Dong, walk slowly..."
Outside the Fengyi Pavilion, a group of people praised him from the bottom of their hearts: Sure enough, this big man is still a Taiwei who knows how to play!
Only Liu Bian, the director of the scene, changed his face immediately after the old director left: "I am!... What kind of old drama, with both virtue and skill, just came and walked through the scene, and still have the face to say that you are dedicated?"
……
"Sure enough, Yan'er is much more careful than Awei. You don't know that he pours the medicine into his mouth when he feeds the old man." Back at the Taiwei Mansion, Old Dong, who was lying on his side on the sickbed, flattered the old man first. Shoot over.
Seeing the joy in Cai Yan's eyebrows and eyes, he opened his mouth to ask: "It would be better if some honey could be added to the medicine, it is too bitter..."
"It's the right way to make a good medicine taste bitter. If honey is added to affect the efficacy of the medicine, it will be bad."
Cai Yan blew the medicinal soup carefully, and his eyes were still so gentle: "It's like the scene where Taiwei and Fengxian had a big fight at Fengyi Pavilion. You must play in person, and you have to let Handan Zhonglang witness it with your own eyes."
"The report written in this way can make people feel personally on the scene and feel the pride of the Taiwei's anger as a confidante."
After finishing speaking, he looked old Dong up and down again: "I heard that the Taiwei threw the halberd with his own hands. It seems that his body has almost recovered. Why is he so weak at this time?"
"It's all to investigate the bad guys among the courtiers."
Old Dong knew that Cai Yan was jealous as soon as he heard it, and explained: "Since the inferiority complex entered the enemy's interior, there has been no movement for a long time. Seeing that one plan will not work, the old man can only make another plan and help them speed up."
After finishing speaking, he was afraid that Cai Yan would not believe him, so he raised Liu Xie and said, "This old man even reported this matter to His Majesty, and His Majesty agreed to it, and he also watched it with his own eyes."
Finally, seeing that Cai Yan's expression was a little loose, while she was turning around and wiping her mouth with a silk scarf, she bravely slapped her buttocks: "This old man is just playing with her, and he is only sincere to you."
Although she has been attacked several times by Lao Dong, Cai Yan is not married to Yunying after all.Every time, she covered her buttocks and blushed, looking at Old Dong with embarrassment, joy and anger: "I, I... go and add two spoonfuls of honey for you."
"Ah... the little girls of the Han Dynasty are easy to deceive." Seeing the slim and flustered figure turning out of the room, Old Dong couldn't help laughing.
(End of this chapter)
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