I received my adopted son in the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 323 There Really Was This Time

Himiko, who had poured it away for the first time, began to return the pot, and at the same time, the maidservants put all kinds of dried fruits and snacks into exquisite and elegant porcelain plates and put them on the desks of everyone.

Ju Luohou, Mo Huba and Suo Nu looked at each other, looking at the colorful refreshments, they couldn't tell how to eat them, they couldn't even recognize them.

In fact, they are doing the right thing.

Some of the refreshments served need to be spit out, such as candied fruit, fried melon seeds, wine dates, and soft pears; some can be eaten directly with hands, such as mung bean cakes, crisp sugar sticks, bee cakes, and ring incense cakes;

Some need to use chopsticks or spoons, such as steamed dumplings, caramelized siu mai, pine nut goose oil rolls, ghee soaked snails...

Faced with these crystal clear, small and exquisite snacks, the envoys wanted to eat them, but were also afraid of making a fool of themselves.

Then I saw the Han people on the opposite side eating whatever they wanted, and Himiko seemed to be very used to making tea, and his inferiority complex was like a surging tide in an instant, and it was out of control.

There is a difference between people!

At this time, they no longer had the courage to try to fight for an equal posture, so they could only imitate the appearance of the Han people like the soil turtles, and taste those delicacies clumsily.

However, after tasting the taste, I was surprised at first, and then lost and inferiority that was more difficult to hide.

Seeing their reactions, Old Dong couldn't help but keep the corners of his mouth upturned, feeling a sense of accomplishment in his heart: he actually didn't understand half of the tea ceremony.

But he understands human nature and psychology.

In fact, after the whole scene is pua, which is to use one's own material wealth to create a highland of cultural self-confidence-as long as the material attraction is in place, the rest is an aura that is hidden but not exposed.

Himiko engaged in such a process, can it really make the tea taste better?

The answer is yes.

But the degree of good taste has only improved a little bit.

The real intention is to express to others: everything I do is reasonable, has cultural connotations, and abides by the rules.

You do not understand, do not understand?

now it's right.

This proves that you are a poor, vulgar, and inexperienced bumpkin—since you are a bumpkin, you have no guts, no courage, and you can only follow my ass...

Finally, Himiko finished sharing the tea, and the maids politely brought it to Ju Luohou, Mo Huba and Suo Nu's table: "Please use it slowly."

A miraculous scene appeared: they didn't even know how to drink tea.

If it weren't for the performance just now, with the momentum they just came in, they would drink it without hesitation, and even feel hot.

But after doing this, they quietly observed the reactions of other people, seeing that generals like Zhao Yun, Yu Jin, and Wenpin could only take a sip of cool air before putting their hearts back into their stomachs.

But then they saw Jia Huli fiddle with the tea lid twice, skimming off a little tea foam; and Zhou Yu, who was bored, flicked the teacup to cover his sleeves before drinking, they began to be dumbfounded.

At this time, Old Dong said with a smile: "Everyone, why don't you drink it?... This tea is just a joy of life for the Han people, but it is a good medicine for you and others."

"Medicine?..." Ju Luohou looked at the clear tea with a pleasant fragrance, and asked doubtfully, "Why is this a medicine again?"

"King Zuo Xian didn't know something. Tea has the effects of dredging the veins, clearing the intestines, moistening the bowels, clearing the liver and improving eyesight. The first time I took tea was for medicinal purposes."

The fool Sima Yi went online again, and said: "But the Han people eat more rice and less milk and meat, and the poison accumulated in the body is less."

"Even so, we still need to drink tea for health care and conditioning, so that we can calm down and prolong our lives."

Looking at Old Dong with a smile, he said: "If you don't believe me, you can ask Dad, maybe you can see that he has actually passed the year of knowing his destiny?"

At this moment, Ju Luohou and Suo Nu quickly said something to Mo Huba. Mo Huba looked at the black-haired and energetic old Dong in shock, and then replied something.

Old Dong didn't understand Xianbei, but he could guess how old they were when they asked 'Zhi Tian Ming'.

So he smiled lightly, revealing his white and strong teeth.Said that this year's physical vitality is very strong, the teeth are strong, and the taste is delicious.

At this time, the three of them looked at the water in the small teacup, their eyes were no longer solemn, but devout and fiery.Carefully took a sip, as if drinking it would have magical powers.

And Lao Dong has no doubts about the charm of tea.

In history, it can allow a down-and-out woman on the other side of the earth to drink an afternoon tea even if she has nothing to eat; it can make the man of the other party earn a large amount of silver by taking his life as a pirate. Buy.

Even in the long history of China, the Han people used it to coerce nomads outside the Great Wall; also because of its embargo, wars broke out with tens of millions of casualties.

If I take it out hundreds of years in advance, there is naturally no problem.

After all, he is really useful!

Especially in the bitterly cold frontier areas, nomads need to consume a lot of milk and beef and mutton.These foods are very high in calories, and there are no vegetables to match them.

Excessive fat is not easy to decompose in the human body, and it will naturally cause some diseases. At least the probability of constipation in the toilet is much higher than that of the Han people.

And tea can not only decompose fat, but also improve the diet structure of nomads. It is not an exaggeration to say that it is the best and most targeted health care product.

After being deeply brainwashed, the three of them took a sip to taste the taste, and then drank it all in one gulp.Then, regardless of face, she took the initiative to ask the maid to refill the tea for them.

"Guests, please don't do this. The old man actually invented a drinking method, which should be more suitable for your taste." After speaking, the old Dong waved his hand, signaling Himiko to continue to pretend.

But don't pretend too much, after all, after too long, these guys may react.

Then, Himiko boiled milk, added sugar, and made tea, and mixed it into three cups of family-style milk tea with complete color, aroma, and taste, and poured it into a silver tea bowl: "Three, please taste it slowly."

And this upgraded version of the thing can make all the women in Lao Dong's era happy, and it is not difficult to conquer the three soil turtles.

Sure enough, compared to the clear tea just now, milk tea is more suitable for the taste of Xianbei people, after all, it has added sugar.

This seasoning that can make the soul scream is a need engraved in human genes.As long as it is a human being, even a baby will be extremely thirsty.

The three of them drank the milk tea in one gulp, their eyes were so excited that stars were shining, and then they couldn't help thanking Old Dong: "Xiangguo misses us, and it is really an honor for us Xianbei people to give such a sweet and delicious drink."

"I wish to be grateful to Xiangguo forever and ever, and may the heaven, earth, sun, moon and the gods in the sky bless you forever!"

Seeing this scene, Yan Rou was completely dumbfounded. She couldn't figure out why the savage and brutal Xianbei people wanted to raise their clan to join them after drinking two cups of tea.

Are you saying that you only trust the knife in your hand?
Can't resist even two cups of tea?
In fact, Old Dong was also surprised, surprised that these three envoys were so easy to fool: Originally, I also prepared exquisite cooking, hot pot barbecue, and singing and dancing concerts, but if I couldn’t do it, I would give them a set of high-quality armor, swords and so on... …

I even thought about taking them to take a bath together, to give them a big back massage, to rub milk and salt, and to have a full-body massage on the soles of their feet, so as to fully experience the emperor-level one-stop service.

As a result, the main event was over before it even started.

"Five colors make people blind, five tones make people deaf, five flavors make people happy, galloping and hunting make people mad, rare goods make people walk..." Old Dong recited this passage from "Tao Te Ching" without hesitation, quite a bit emotion.

He wasn't worried that the three of them could understand.

Even Mo Huba, who had the highest cultural attainment, didn't even know how old "Knowing the Mandate of Heaven" was just now, but Yan Rou helped translate it.

It was over too soon, and Old Dong was a little bit dispirited, and he also understood why a woman who was dissatisfied with her desires was so disappointed and resentful when she saw her man.

But at this moment, the guard came in and reported with a strange expression: "Xiangguo, the envoy of Budugen is asking to see you."

Old Dong was taken aback for a moment, then looked at the sullen faces of the three, and couldn't help but waved his hands in embarrassment: "Uh... whoever let you in, this time there is no need."

The guard's face turned bitter, and he replied helplessly: "Xiangguo, this time there is really...Budugen's side, really sent an envoy."

(End of this chapter)