Football's Number One Madman

Chapter 398 Guagua Sudden Illness
"Football is what it is, the Chelsea players performed better, so they won the final victory."

In the mixed interview area, Guardiola commented on the opponent expressionlessly.

But the reporter from London in front of him didn’t come to his senses, but continued to ask:

"Lee Polo celebrated you provocatively many times during the game, what do you have about it..."

Before he could finish asking, Guardiola learned to answer first:
"I don't comment on opposing players."

For Guardiola's lack of cooperation, the reporter was not angry at all, but directed the cameraman to turn the camera 60 degrees with a smile on his face.

An ominous premonition suddenly surged in Guardiola's heart.

He turned his eyes slightly to the side, and saw a face full of enthusiasm.

Lee Polo, who just gave the jersey to the fans, is now standing 2 meters away from him shirtless!
"Come on guys, give us an intimate photoshoot!"

He didn't care whether Guardiola agreed or not, so he forced himself in front of the camera, and even stretched out his arm, hugging Manchester City's head coach...

Guardiola wanted to struggle subconsciously, but felt as if his neck was clamped by an iron clamp, and he couldn't move a step at all!
"Guardiola celebrates the biggest defeat of his career, and after the game, he took a close photo with Lee Polo, who scored five goals in a row!"

"After the fiasco, he even took a photo with his opponent! Guardiola doesn't want to face!"

He had already thought of how much negative news this photo would bring to him!
[Negative sentiment from Guardiola, +1086! 】
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But for Guardiola, the game is not quite over.

Because after 10 minutes, Lee Polo sat at the post-match press conference and gave him a knife.

"My foot skills are indeed poor. On this point, I agree with Mr. Guardiola's evaluation."

He analyzed his level realistically:

"Even in the Chelsea team, my skills with my feet are at the bottom, that's a fact."

Then he changed the subject, touched the single-game MVP plastic trophy on the table, and the game ball symbolizing the hat-trick, and said sadly:

"If my foot skills can be better, such as reaching Aguero's shooting level, today's score will definitely be even better!"

The reporters in the audience burst into laughter:
[6:1...isn't it pretty enough? 】

[Manchester City is not Scotland, it can let you hit ten goals all by yourself! 】

Aguero, who was resting far away in the locker room, was shot in the shower!
The press officer of Manchester City even turned black.

Then he received a notice from the club, so he told the more than 100 media present with a sad face:
"Due to physical reasons, Mr. Guardiola was unable to attend the press conference and was replaced by his assistant Arteta..."

Lee Polo raised his hand and asked:
"I had a close photo with Mr Guardiola just a few minutes ago, and he was even healthier than me. So what kind of emergency did he have?"

Manchester City's press officer glanced at him, and then sent him a wave of negative emotions:
[Manchester City Press Officer, +88! 】
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Chelsea's 6:1 victory over Manchester City away has undoubtedly become the biggest hot spot in this round of the Premier League.

After the game, the all-powerful English media also conducted in-depth reports on the game in various ways.

For example, "The Sun" hired lip language experts to focus on interpreting Li Polo's mockery of Manchester City's frontcourt players at that time...

Although De Bruyne, Aguero, and the two Silvas all denied their interpretations, but...Sterling did not hide his emotions well, and was found by the cunning reporters!

Sterling also has emotions!

It’s okay for Lee Polo to curse people, but why did he say “Forget about Sterling”?
Since you don't treat me as a baby, Sterling, I will ruin your reputation!
Well now, the entire British football world knows that you, Lee Polo, are a mad dog who bites anyone you see!

But... Manchester United, Liverpool, Tottenham, Arsenal, Leicester City, Southampton, and even Chelsea, who have been beaten by Li Polo for a long time, all expressed unanimously:
"Did you just find out today?"

"We already knew about this kind of thing!"
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"Dear Mr. Li, your custom-made dress will be delivered this afternoon, please pay attention to sign for receipt. If you have any questions, please feel free to contact us, thank you."

On August 8, Lee Polo, who had a day off, received a custom-made suit from Armani.

He was lonely since he was a child, and most of the time he didn't have the opportunity to experience the feeling of "suits and leather shoes". Fortunately... now he no longer needs to worry about these things.

Not only that, but in addition to his own clothes, Lisanna, as a female companion, also received a gift.

Taking a look at his well-behaved, non-distinctive men's suits, and at his well-designed, glittering ladies' dresses, Li Polo complained silently:
"Why do I feel like I'm not the protagonist anymore?"

Lisanna stroked her stomach worriedly, and said pretentiously:

"Oh, I'm more than a month pregnant now, I may not be able to wear this skirt!"

Li Boluo glanced at the half-empty milk tea on the coffee table:

"Then you can borrow Mira to be my companion! Oops!"

Lisanna kicked him in the ass:
"My mother told me that every man will never forget his wife's best friend!"

Lee Polo grabbed her little feet:
"Bruce...is he a man with a story?"
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Four days later, on August 8th, Lee Polo and Lisanna left London temporarily.

Of course they were not on their honeymoon, but were invited to Monaco to attend UEFA's annual awards ceremony!

This is the beginning of his reaping the highest honor. More than 20 sponsors behind him have already raised a blank checkbook, ready to transfer the extra bonus after winning to his bank account at the first time!

The more Lee Polo earns, the happier the sponsors will be!

The companies that have been ranked among the top 500 in the world every year even want to say:
[If you have the ability, you bankrupt us all! 】
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At 4:30 p.m., half an hour before the opening of the ceremony, the entrance of the Grimaldi Conference Center was already full of media and reporters.

UEFA, which is good at management, has been working hard to reform these years, turning what was originally just a draw for the Champions League group stage into a grand ceremony that has attracted worldwide attention.

In the next two hours, more than 200 countries and regions around the world will pay great attention to this ceremony.

This ceremony will not only determine the group matches of the UEFA Champions League in the next season, but also officially certify the European football in the past year!
Representatives of 53 member football associations under UEFA, executives, general managers, sports directors, head coaches of 32 participating clubs, dozens of football celebrities and media representatives... arrived at the venue one after another, walking through the venue like those entertainment stars. Walked a long red carpet, stopped to take photos in front of the background board covered with sponsor logos, occasionally signed autographs for one or two enthusiastic fans, and then accepted media interviews, talked about the matchups I was looking forward to seeing, and then commented The performance of individual teams and players in the past year has only entered the venue one by one.

"The result of the final is regrettable, but we will not stand still."

With a blinding flash of lights, Zidane, staring at a large bald head, was surrounded by a large crowd.

Facing the camera, he is full of confidence:
"We will use actual results to tell the entire football world why Real Madrid is the most successful club in Europe!"

"Clap clap clap!"

Zidane heard three rounds of applause, which seemed harsh outside the venue.

So he saw Li Polo walking slowly with his girlfriend on his arm.

Zidane involuntarily gasped.

Dozens of cameras immediately focused on the two protagonists.

Li Polo smiled gently at the Real Madrid coach:
"As the defending champion, I am waiting for you in the final!"

Zidane, who has been the head coach for several years, is not as irritable as he was in 2006.

He stabilized his heart in front of him, and nodded to Li Poluo, which was a polite response.

But when he was about to "flee" the scene, he heard Li Polo say another sentence:
"You better pray you don't put Real Madrid and Chelsea in the same group!"

"Otherwise, the most successful club in Europe... may only be able to play in the Europa League!"

Three veins popped up on Zidane's forehead!

He really wanted to kill that bastard with his head!
[Negative emotions from Zidane, +777! 】

(End of this chapter)