Football's Number One Madman

Chapter 417 9 to 0 is meaningless!
"The game is finally over! The Arsenal fans have finished 90 minutes of agony, and this game is destined to become their lingering nightmare for a long time to come!"

Looking at the distraught Wenger, Zhan Jun's voice was slightly heavy.

But in the next second, the camera showed the cheering Stamford Bridge, where [-] fans of the home team sang their team song loudly:
"Blue is the colour, football is the game.
Blue is our color; football is our sport.

We're all together, and winning is our aim.
We are united and victory is the common goal.

So cheer us on through the sun and rain.
Whether it's sunny or rainy, please keep cheering us on.

B'cause Chelsea, Chelsea is our name!
Because our name is Chelsea! "

However, this team song, which has been sung for more than 20 years, is often criticized as "the melody is soothing and more like a nursery rhyme", which is not suitable for singing indulgently in the fierce arena.

So the talented Blues fans wrote new songs for the players one after another:

"Blue is our color; Polo is our No.1

He goes forward bravely, he is unstoppable!

His physical ability is another Kante!His speed is like Bolt!

His figure rises from the ground, and his header comes from the universe!
If you see our No.1, please send your applause and knees! "
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Amidst the joyous singing, Arsenal hurriedly left the field, but just as Wenger got into the tunnel, his whole body shook for a while, and then slowly fell against the wall!

The assistant coaches following him immediately let out an exclamation, and the team doctors immediately laid him flat, rolled his eyelids to check his pupils, opened his mouth and straightened his tongue, and almost needed artificial respiration...

The Chelsea players, who were interacting with the fans in the stands, also quickly noticed the accident here. Conte quickly stopped celebrating and led his medical team to the scene.

Although out of danger, the team doctor finally gave cautious advice, and Wenger was immediately sent to the nearest hospital for a comprehensive examination.

In the ensuing press conference, Arsenal's assistant coach and captain Koscielny simply answered two questions before leaving with a heavy face.

In this general environment, Conte was not in the mood to say anything nice, but only praised the performance of the players:

"Today we played football at noon. The sudden heavy rain also completely changed our tactical arrangement, but the boys did not disappoint the fans. In any case, this is a hearty victory. I want to congratulate them."

Even Lee Polo has greatly reduced his speech materials.

He directly deleted the cynicism about Wenger and Arsenal, and instead pointed the gun at his own head coach who is physically and mentally healthy:
"I'm very unhappy with Mr Conte."

This is not the first time Kong Er's fool has been shot.

So he wasn't so surprised this time, just smiled and listened.

Just listen to Li Poluo say:
"According to the situation of the whole game, there will be at least seven or eight minutes of stoppage time in the second half. According to the state of both sides, we can definitely score another goal, or even two goals, but our head coach told the referee in advance Team application, all stoppage time cancelled...”

He looked at Conte with piercing eyes, as if he was holding him accountable:

"Football should be a fair sport and should not be interrupted at will for any reason. Even if the score is very different, we should abide by the rules and play the entire game. Otherwise... it is not enough for the audience on the scene and in front of the TV. respect!"

[Ah, yes yes yes! 】

Conte quietly rolled his eyes:
[Didn't I communicate with the referee team because I saw that it was too difficult for you to play football in the mud pit? 】

[9:0 and 10:0, is there any difference for us? 】

The reporters also gradually got used to Lee Polo's speaking style.

Someone has written a news article out of context:
"Kong Er's idiot is dismissed from get out of class! Li Polo bombarded the head coach (series two)!"

There are also people who are not so horrifying, and are a little more realistic:
"Lee Polo asked for stoppage time! Wenger was hospitalized on the spot!"

——It is true that every sentence is true, but when put together, it always gives people the feeling that Li Polo kicked Wenger into the hospital!
Finally, someone asked a topic that can be hyped:

"Today is the 5th round of the league. You participated in 4 of them and scored a total of 21 goals, averaging 5.25 goals per game. This is an unprecedented terrifying efficiency. Do you think... The ball is too easy?"

Li Poluo rubbed his chin, pondered for a few seconds, then shook his head with a smile:

"I don't think so. In fact, the pace and intensity of the Premier League is already higher than that of La Liga. From the perspective of the difficulty of scoring, the goals of the Premier League are more valuable.

And the reason why I can score so many goals is not because the Premier League is simple, but... I am too strong!
I have been telling all the managers and fans that if their defenders make mistakes or even get sent off during the game, please don't blame them.

It's not because they are not capable or focused enough, but because... what they are facing is destined to be recorded in the annals of football history, the strongest football player of all time, Lee Polo!
Losing to me is a very normal thing, you should get used to it.

If anyone prevents me from scoring goals this season, I suggest awarding him a Guinness World Record, or a Nobel Prize in Football! "

Conte quietly covered his forehead:
[Please stop talking!The entire Premier League is about to become your enemy! 】

[Negative emotions from all over England, +862345! 】
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The 9:0 bloodbath of Arsenal, in addition to tying the most disparate score in the history of the Premier League in one fell swoop, and creating the record for the most goals scored by a single player in a single game, is actually not very meaningful.

In the standings, the rankings of most teams have not changed much. Chelsea has squeezed out Burnley, which drew with Liverpool, from third place, and Arsenal has only slipped one place from No.10.

The new season has only played 5 rounds. This standings does not have much reference value for the ranking at the end of the season. Anything can happen.

Nobody gets overly drunk on a measly 9-0 win.

In the evening of this day, Lee Polo was invited to attend Azar's dinner party.

There were quite a few participants, almost half of the first team gathered here.

Thanks to the early game today, they had the opportunity to use the rest time to hold a party.

"Thank God I'm finally back to full health!"

Hazard, who rested for a whole summer vacation, sighed sincerely:
"During my injury, many teammates visited me, comforted me, and let me go through this difficult time. I sincerely thank you all!"

Since it was not a holiday, Hazard didn't dare to drink heavily, so he just took a sip of the champagne in the glass and put it down again.

Captain Cahill also opened his mouth, mainly to introduce to several new players:
"Over the past many seasons, we have had a lot of gatherings, at least once a month, to sit down and chat, which is one of the secrets to maintaining a good atmosphere in the locker room."

Lee Polo responded to his call with a smile:
"Leave it to me next time, I've already found a place!"

Everyone laughed:
"Please, your wedding...isn't a good place for us to chat!"

Talking and laughing, time passed quickly.

Although no one dared to drink openly, in this atmosphere, the distance between teammates has indeed shortened a lot.

So much so that Batshuayi, Mount and other substitute players dared to joke with Li Polo, the big man in the team.

Batshuayi asked straight to the point:
"Polo, can you take a good rest for the next League Cup?"

Li Bo Luo was stunned for a moment:
"I have already agreed with Conte that I can play every game this season!"

Today, he is no longer what he used to be. Li Boluo, who has the second cheating talent, seems to have been tempered physically. Every cell has a new look. Not only is he not easy to get hurt, but he also seems to have endless physical energy!
He can even say without exaggeration:
[Even if there are games every day, he can play the full 90 minutes! 】

Batshuayi dawdled for a long time, and finally gave the answer:

"If you keep playing all the games, Mason and I...have no chance to play!"

Li Poluo couldn't help laughing:

"Want a starting position? Then you should train hard to impress the head coach!"

Batshuayi shook the braids on his head flying around:
"Even if I work 100 times harder, I still can't squeeze out your position!"

"Please pity your teammates! Let your teammates have a chance to play!"

(End of this chapter)