Football's Number One Madman

Burnley, who chose to fight against Chelsea, finally reaped a 1:7 disastrous defeat.

Li Polo scored 4 goals and 1 pass. Hazard, Willian, and Alonso each scored a goal. They were only paralyzed at the last moment, allowing the opponent's striker Ashley Bai, who is worth less than 50 Enns made a sneak attack and scored a face-saving goal...

Courtois, who originally thought that the zero-sheet bonus was at his fingertips, suddenly became furious, wishing to screw off the leaking Christensen's head and kick it as a ball!

【Are you Abu's relative?Why save money for the big boss? ! 】
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This round of matches in Japan originally thought it would be calm, but after the game, it was discovered that 5 of the 2 games had upsets.

One was the "Hammer Gang" West Ham United, who used a strong defense to draw Manchester United 0:0 at home. Mourinho was so angry that he jumped up and down the bench, but there was nothing he could do.

The famous coach who dominates football with defense, even satirized his opponent after the game, "What kind of football is driving a bus?"

The other was the "Blue Fox" Leicester City, who defeated Arsenal 3:1 at home...

Wenger, who was originally considered to be "the most experienced in competing for the top four", seemed to have no desires in the second half of the season. It seemed that he had listened to Li Polo's suggestion, gave up the domestic league and cup competitions, and bet next season's Champions League tickets on On the road to winning the Europa League...

I just hope that Professor Wen, who has always been steady, will not lose everything at the last moment...
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Four days later, on April 4, this was originally the match day for the 21th round of the Premier League, but in order to make way for the FA Cup, Chelsea's 35th round of the league will be postponed until mid-May.

This is one of the disadvantages of multi-line combat. Their schedules will always follow the arrangement of the competition, and the preparation and training time will become fragmented.

In this case, how to maintain the morale and state of the team is the most critical ability of a head coach.

Conte was worrying about this problem, but Li Polo called him a report:
"Sorry, I'm afraid I won't be able to participate in this semi-final."

Conte could hardly believe his ears!

He almost threw the tablet in Lee Polo's face!
"what do you mean?"

[The battle has not yet started, but the main general wants to hang up the exemption card? 】

[This guy...wouldn't want to see my jokes, would he? 】

Li Poluo looked like he admired the idiot:

"My wife is going to give birth."

"..."

Conte's anger suddenly couldn't find an outlet...

Not only that, but he had to squeeze out a smile:
"Oh, oh, congratulations, Polo, now...you are really going to be a father!"

As an Italian, Conte can't say "Can't you sacrifice your family for the sake of work?" Such inhuman and cold words.

If he dared to do this, he would immediately become a street mouse in the locker room!

Players can take the initiative to do this kind of selfless thing, but as the head coach, he must not take the initiative to advocate it!
Li Poluo nodded to accept his blessing, and then blinked:

"If you are worried that you won't be able to play against Southampton, I can come back early and be a substitute."

Conte almost couldn't wait to send him out of the office:

"Can't beat Southampton? I'm afraid you are thinking too much!"

"According to the state of the Saints this season, even if I send a reserve team, I can kill him off his back!"
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April 4 is coming soon, Chelsea sits at home and ushers in Southampton, who is in poor form.

"As you all know, Lee Pom is going to be a father soon, so he can't participate in this competition."

In the locker room before the game, Conte made the final mobilization:

"He was a little worried that we might encounter difficulties, so he rushed to the bench in the second half to help us hold out..."

Before he finished speaking, he noticed the expressions of other players.

Although Hazard didn't say anything, his eyes were obviously flickering with anger.

[Li Polo, what does this mean? 】

【He doesn't believe in my ability so much? 】

[If you want to play Manchester City, Liverpool, Real Madrid, Barcelona, ​​Bayern and other top teams, it’s fine. A mere Southampton, I can’t play Hazard? 】

Other players have more or less the same feelings.

Even Cesc Fabregas couldn't help clenching his fists.

But as Lee Polo's number one dog leg, it is absolutely impossible for him to express any anger:

"We can't let Polo worry too much, the battle must be resolved in the first half!"

Conte rubbed his chin:
[This guy...is really scary! 】
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The Chelsea players, who were given a shot by Kong Er, did not live up to the expectations of the head coach. They almost opened the scoring in the 3rd minute of the opening. The Ten Fingers of the Disciple General...

Just 2 minutes later, the Blues' offensive came back, Luiz made a long pass from the backcourt, Giroud, who acted as a bridgehead, took a header, Hazard made a slight adjustment after stopping the ball, and shot an arrow to the dead corner!

1: 0!

[Have you seen it?Lee Polo! 】

After the goal, Hazard had a traditional Blues kneeling celebration, and then he saw Remy sitting on the bench, his eyes seemed to shine.

Zhaqiu Wang had a cold war, and immediately stretched out his hands, making a cradle movement...

Fabregas, Giroud, Willian, Kante, Alonso, Moses and other teammates behind him also followed suit and shook the baby's cradle one after another...

"Pity……"

Remy smacked his lips regretfully, and put away the little black book he just took out.

After 10 minutes, Alonso also used a direct free kick to express his blessing to the soon-to-be-born little pineapple.

The Spanish wing-back did not pick up his teeth and crash into Hazard. He used another classic celebration move-biting his thumb to simulate breastfeeding.

Now, another question is in front of the Chelsea players:

The two most commonly used celebration actions are used. If everyone scores the third goal, what action should we use?
To remedy this, they went without another goal throughout the first half, with the score 2-0 being carried into the break.

Conte, who was the last to return to the locker room, was a little surprised to see that today's players did not listen to music or play with their mobile phones, but gathered together and actively discussed the game.

Then he listened to the content and almost collapsed on the spot!

"You say, how should we celebrate our next goal?"

"Let's drive a little train?"

"Is it too young?"

"Shouldn't you be younger at this time?"

"How about... call Remy over here, let him feel our sincerity!"

Conte rolled his eyes:
"Hey, he's not born yet!"
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In the 18th minute of the second half, Cesc Fabregas and Hazard played an exquisite cooperation at the front of the opponent's penalty area. Xiaofa cut into the penalty area and completed the final goal, extending the score to 3:0.

After the goal, Cesc Fabregas couldn't hide his excitement. He didn't take any kind of celebration that the group discussed during the intermission, but took off his jersey directly, revealing the white T-shirt inside.

I saw a white and chubby baby drawn with colored pens on it, and a blessing was written on it:

"You're going to be a father, brother!"

Hazard and Alonso's teeth suddenly became sore!
[This bastard would rather get a yellow card than be different! 】
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In this semi-final, Chelsea finally won 4:0. Remy, who came off the bench in the 77th minute, locked the record at the last moment.

Li Polo's No. 2 confidant, lay down on the spot, and under the witness of [-] spectators, performed a baby-style rolling all over the floor!
His celebratory movements are too big and eye-catching. Giroud, Cahill, and Rudiger, who are 1.9 meters tall, can't imitate them at all, and can only embarrassingly serve as a foil...

Cesc Fabregas trembled:
【This guy... is indeed my formidable enemy! 】

Southampton, who were determined to relegation, did not put their energy into this cup game at all. Not only did they not have any frustration when they were defeated by four goals, but they took a sigh of relief and hurried back to the base to prepare for the next round of relegation.

But at this time, Li Boluo, who was sitting in the hospital waiting for the birth of his child, felt a little anxious...

Lisanna, who was two days past her due date, didn't call at all at this moment, instead she slept more deadly than anyone else!