Blessings to the beautiful stars
Chapter 10 Booty
Chapter 10 Booty
Let go of some inexplicable and deep feelings in your heart for the time being.
Now, it's time for a fun loot count!
Ai Shanshan jumped for joy, squatted down, and dug a small ditch on the ground. Fourteen of the antimatter grenades that she had snatched were discharged neatly into it. Imagining the damage they could cause, she was overjoyed.
and!Judging from the inscriptions on these grenades, they must have come from a regime that was wiped out by the Imperial Alliance.
It should be known that Dilian has always dealt with the enemy, including industry and culture, which means that these grenades are out of print, and you can feel the heavy history when you hold them!
Ai Shanshan wiped the corner of his mouth, and if he had the opportunity, he must show off to those friends in the Dilian network who were also obsessed with "creation".
It's just that I have to boast that they are at the level of civilized relics, otherwise those friends with poisonous mouths will definitely use disdainful tones to criticize them.
...Feeling a bit out of ideas, Ai Shanshan turned his head and wanted to ask Zuo Wu for his opinion.But saw him staring blankly at the retrieved limbs.
One arm, one leg.Zuo Wu put them in his arms.
The skin on this pair of limbs is very delicate, there is no body hair, and even if you get close, you can't see any rough pores.
The shape of the palms and soles is so natural that Zuo Wu couldn't help but want to stick them to his face and rub them gently.
But Zuo Wu didn't give up, he just sighed in his heart that he was still a step late.
There were moth holes inside them, and the surface was also burnt by the acid in the queen's belly, and it was no longer as shiny and flawless as the elf's own skin.
However, it doesn't matter, it's been 3142 years, this little injury can be solved with a bottle of spray or something.
It's just that Zuo Wu discovered something unusual, that is, the bones of the scattered limbs in front of him are very soft, almost between solid and liquid.
Is this because the limbs have begun to rot, or is the elf in the family originally with such a physique?
He frowned and recalled, but unfortunately he didn't come to a conclusion.It was true that he was the one who brought the elf back to the apartment, but he was so careful at the time that he didn't even dare to use any more force in his arms.
It was like treating a priceless work of art. I only felt that her body was indeed soft, but I didn't think about the bones anyway.
...seems to be getting more and more worried.
Zuo Wu immediately stood up, wanting to go straight home.But Ai Shanshan grabbed the hem of his back clothes.
She akimbo: "Wait, wait, did you forget something before you go back?"
"what?"
Ai Shanshan pointed to the sky: "We still have to go to that stinky AI to claim the bounty!"
Zuo Wu frowned: "The bounty... is just such a small amount, isn't it necessary?"
"Ugh..."
It seemed that Zuo Wu's disdainful attitude towards money had shocked his mentality, Ai Shanshan's face wrinkled, and his finger pointing to the sky twitched.
But after a while, she still shook her head and pushed Zuo Wu's back with both hands: "No, no, we have to get the money. It doesn't matter how much or how little, on the contrary, it's a matter of attitude!"
She licked her lips: "Believe it or not, the stinky AI in the sky must be rolling all over the floor right now, looking at us coldly."
……
AI is not rolling all over the floor, nor is it cold all over.
On the contrary, it is now overheated and smoking. I have searched all the legal provisions issued in the 500-year history of the Imperial Union, but I just can't find the regulations that can legally kill the two miraculously survived enforcers below!
Mom!
If they hold a grudge and report directly to Dilian over themselves...
No, absolutely not.It rummaged through its own task library, looking for those errands that no one would accept because of their extremely high difficulty.
Then, stuff them!It would be best for them to die next!If you don't answer, you have a reason to expel them from the law enforcers. They become refugees, and the connection with the Imperial Alliance will naturally be severed!
AI laughed, feeling that if he had a body, his face must be sinister now.
It immediately prepared to implement it, but suddenly found that someone had sent a boarding request to the floating ship it was on.
Distraughtly calling out the monitor, the AI froze, seeing Ai Shanshan standing outside with his hands behind his back.
What made it chill was the weird, conspiratorial smile on Ai Shanshan's face.In contrast, the AI found that the smile it had just imagined for itself was as innocent as a baby.
……
Zuo Wubai squatted on the deck of the floating ship boredly, still holding those hands and feet in his arms.
He was not worried about Ai Shanshan who went to negotiate alone.Without him, it was because Ai Shanshan was full of fighting spirit and confidence when he entered the floating ship.After spending this time together, Zuo Wu knew that she couldn't hide what was on her mind, and the expression on her face would never lie.
It seemed that after waiting for a long time, Zuo Wu felt that the temperature brought by the limbs in his arms from the Queen's body had almost disappeared, when the sound of exhaust came from the metal door behind him.
He turned his head and saw Ai Shanshan and AI's big-eyed projection walking out shoulder to shoulder.A brother here, a sister there.
And unlike last time, the size of the projection was set by the AI to be similar to Ai Shanshan's body shape. It seems that the management artificial intelligence lowered its attitude intentionally or unintentionally.
One person and one projection stood a few meters away from Zuo Wu, and Ai Shanshan waved goodbye to the projection.Zuo Wu turned his head, and the elevator leading to the ground was ready. Although the AI is gracious, it behaves as if it is driving away the plague.
The elevator is much more comfortable than the thrusters on the mountainside of Mount Ai.
There was no words all the way, until they returned to the ground, and after the floating ship in the sky left as if escaping, Ai Shanshan suddenly ended his business-like smile, and stretched his waist again:
"Phew, I'm awesome! Dealing with AI is easier than humans. Here, here you are."
She popped a coin-like thing to Zuo Wu, Zuo Wu took it.Inside this yellowish clump is pure energy, which is also the currency of this galaxy.
Zuo Wu frowned: "Energy coins? And it seems that there are more than three ten-thousandths."
"Yes, the stinky AI did something bad. It raised the price to five ten-thousandths, which is equivalent to our hush money. It's all here."
"What about your share?"
"Save it for me first." Ai Shanshan blinked, but put his hands behind his back and raised his face high.
Zuo Wu understood, and after absorbing the energy coins, he asked with a smile, "Looking at your expression, do you have any other gains?"
"Ang," Ai Shanshan smiled openly, "I put additional conditions on the AI, and it will turn a blind eye to your treatment in the future, so you don't have to worry about being kicked out of our apartment anymore."
"Also, what you are most concerned about is the whereabouts of the psychic creature that bought the other pair of limbs. I will also let the AI find it. Maybe there will be a result within today."
"Oh!" Zuo Wu's eyes widened, this was really exciting news.
"...and, what's next is important to me,"
Ai Shanshan inhaled, and looked obsessed with Zuo Wu's body: "I used a little trick to exploit the loopholes in the AI logic, so that it would not ask the bottom line about how we survived this time. This shows that Your favor is still a secret...a secret that only I can explore..."
She woke up suddenly, wiped the corners of her mouth in a panic, lowered her head again, twisted her fingers, and said earnestly in her voice, "...that, Zuo Wu? You...you will agree?"
Zuo Wu couldn't laugh or cry: "Of course, you have helped me so much. Although I don't know why you are so curious."
Ai Shanshan didn't answer, just smirked, and tied a strand of hair behind his ear.He saw the limbs in Zuo Wu's arms again: "... Have you figured out how to meet that elf lady?"
The man shook his head, his beaming face drooping.In this regard, Zuo Wu really has no experience.
(End of this chapter)
Let go of some inexplicable and deep feelings in your heart for the time being.
Now, it's time for a fun loot count!
Ai Shanshan jumped for joy, squatted down, and dug a small ditch on the ground. Fourteen of the antimatter grenades that she had snatched were discharged neatly into it. Imagining the damage they could cause, she was overjoyed.
and!Judging from the inscriptions on these grenades, they must have come from a regime that was wiped out by the Imperial Alliance.
It should be known that Dilian has always dealt with the enemy, including industry and culture, which means that these grenades are out of print, and you can feel the heavy history when you hold them!
Ai Shanshan wiped the corner of his mouth, and if he had the opportunity, he must show off to those friends in the Dilian network who were also obsessed with "creation".
It's just that I have to boast that they are at the level of civilized relics, otherwise those friends with poisonous mouths will definitely use disdainful tones to criticize them.
...Feeling a bit out of ideas, Ai Shanshan turned his head and wanted to ask Zuo Wu for his opinion.But saw him staring blankly at the retrieved limbs.
One arm, one leg.Zuo Wu put them in his arms.
The skin on this pair of limbs is very delicate, there is no body hair, and even if you get close, you can't see any rough pores.
The shape of the palms and soles is so natural that Zuo Wu couldn't help but want to stick them to his face and rub them gently.
But Zuo Wu didn't give up, he just sighed in his heart that he was still a step late.
There were moth holes inside them, and the surface was also burnt by the acid in the queen's belly, and it was no longer as shiny and flawless as the elf's own skin.
However, it doesn't matter, it's been 3142 years, this little injury can be solved with a bottle of spray or something.
It's just that Zuo Wu discovered something unusual, that is, the bones of the scattered limbs in front of him are very soft, almost between solid and liquid.
Is this because the limbs have begun to rot, or is the elf in the family originally with such a physique?
He frowned and recalled, but unfortunately he didn't come to a conclusion.It was true that he was the one who brought the elf back to the apartment, but he was so careful at the time that he didn't even dare to use any more force in his arms.
It was like treating a priceless work of art. I only felt that her body was indeed soft, but I didn't think about the bones anyway.
...seems to be getting more and more worried.
Zuo Wu immediately stood up, wanting to go straight home.But Ai Shanshan grabbed the hem of his back clothes.
She akimbo: "Wait, wait, did you forget something before you go back?"
"what?"
Ai Shanshan pointed to the sky: "We still have to go to that stinky AI to claim the bounty!"
Zuo Wu frowned: "The bounty... is just such a small amount, isn't it necessary?"
"Ugh..."
It seemed that Zuo Wu's disdainful attitude towards money had shocked his mentality, Ai Shanshan's face wrinkled, and his finger pointing to the sky twitched.
But after a while, she still shook her head and pushed Zuo Wu's back with both hands: "No, no, we have to get the money. It doesn't matter how much or how little, on the contrary, it's a matter of attitude!"
She licked her lips: "Believe it or not, the stinky AI in the sky must be rolling all over the floor right now, looking at us coldly."
……
AI is not rolling all over the floor, nor is it cold all over.
On the contrary, it is now overheated and smoking. I have searched all the legal provisions issued in the 500-year history of the Imperial Union, but I just can't find the regulations that can legally kill the two miraculously survived enforcers below!
Mom!
If they hold a grudge and report directly to Dilian over themselves...
No, absolutely not.It rummaged through its own task library, looking for those errands that no one would accept because of their extremely high difficulty.
Then, stuff them!It would be best for them to die next!If you don't answer, you have a reason to expel them from the law enforcers. They become refugees, and the connection with the Imperial Alliance will naturally be severed!
AI laughed, feeling that if he had a body, his face must be sinister now.
It immediately prepared to implement it, but suddenly found that someone had sent a boarding request to the floating ship it was on.
Distraughtly calling out the monitor, the AI froze, seeing Ai Shanshan standing outside with his hands behind his back.
What made it chill was the weird, conspiratorial smile on Ai Shanshan's face.In contrast, the AI found that the smile it had just imagined for itself was as innocent as a baby.
……
Zuo Wubai squatted on the deck of the floating ship boredly, still holding those hands and feet in his arms.
He was not worried about Ai Shanshan who went to negotiate alone.Without him, it was because Ai Shanshan was full of fighting spirit and confidence when he entered the floating ship.After spending this time together, Zuo Wu knew that she couldn't hide what was on her mind, and the expression on her face would never lie.
It seemed that after waiting for a long time, Zuo Wu felt that the temperature brought by the limbs in his arms from the Queen's body had almost disappeared, when the sound of exhaust came from the metal door behind him.
He turned his head and saw Ai Shanshan and AI's big-eyed projection walking out shoulder to shoulder.A brother here, a sister there.
And unlike last time, the size of the projection was set by the AI to be similar to Ai Shanshan's body shape. It seems that the management artificial intelligence lowered its attitude intentionally or unintentionally.
One person and one projection stood a few meters away from Zuo Wu, and Ai Shanshan waved goodbye to the projection.Zuo Wu turned his head, and the elevator leading to the ground was ready. Although the AI is gracious, it behaves as if it is driving away the plague.
The elevator is much more comfortable than the thrusters on the mountainside of Mount Ai.
There was no words all the way, until they returned to the ground, and after the floating ship in the sky left as if escaping, Ai Shanshan suddenly ended his business-like smile, and stretched his waist again:
"Phew, I'm awesome! Dealing with AI is easier than humans. Here, here you are."
She popped a coin-like thing to Zuo Wu, Zuo Wu took it.Inside this yellowish clump is pure energy, which is also the currency of this galaxy.
Zuo Wu frowned: "Energy coins? And it seems that there are more than three ten-thousandths."
"Yes, the stinky AI did something bad. It raised the price to five ten-thousandths, which is equivalent to our hush money. It's all here."
"What about your share?"
"Save it for me first." Ai Shanshan blinked, but put his hands behind his back and raised his face high.
Zuo Wu understood, and after absorbing the energy coins, he asked with a smile, "Looking at your expression, do you have any other gains?"
"Ang," Ai Shanshan smiled openly, "I put additional conditions on the AI, and it will turn a blind eye to your treatment in the future, so you don't have to worry about being kicked out of our apartment anymore."
"Also, what you are most concerned about is the whereabouts of the psychic creature that bought the other pair of limbs. I will also let the AI find it. Maybe there will be a result within today."
"Oh!" Zuo Wu's eyes widened, this was really exciting news.
"...and, what's next is important to me,"
Ai Shanshan inhaled, and looked obsessed with Zuo Wu's body: "I used a little trick to exploit the loopholes in the AI logic, so that it would not ask the bottom line about how we survived this time. This shows that Your favor is still a secret...a secret that only I can explore..."
She woke up suddenly, wiped the corners of her mouth in a panic, lowered her head again, twisted her fingers, and said earnestly in her voice, "...that, Zuo Wu? You...you will agree?"
Zuo Wu couldn't laugh or cry: "Of course, you have helped me so much. Although I don't know why you are so curious."
Ai Shanshan didn't answer, just smirked, and tied a strand of hair behind his ear.He saw the limbs in Zuo Wu's arms again: "... Have you figured out how to meet that elf lady?"
The man shook his head, his beaming face drooping.In this regard, Zuo Wu really has no experience.
(End of this chapter)
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