Medical Unparalleled

Sitting at home with nothing to do, misfortune comes from heaven.

The security captain insisted on being a peacemaker, and kept giving Xiao Yu winks, telling him to bow his head and admit his mistake.Xiao Yu thought to himself that although we didn't go to school much, we still know how to write Mi Fu's Fu characters. There is an extra horizontal line on the towel under the head of the cursive characters, instead of a dot on it like a mayor's city.I don't understand that the IOU just now has no fingerprints and hand stamps, and even the name is wrongly written.No matter how many people would make mistakes, Xiaomi's father, as a former college student and a senior at Dijing College of Traditional Chinese Medicine, would definitely not make a mistake in writing his name.What's more, these three men are dressed in different ways, but the words "I'm a bastard" are clearly written on their faces. They all have weird head shapes and carved dragons and phoenixes on their bodies, as if they might not know that he is a villain. Bow?

The most important thing is that Xiao Yu judged from their actions that he should be able to deal with it with one against three. The skill of appearing and disappearing is not worse than that of the Six Meridians Excalibur, even the second master is no match. A man is not a problem.

While talking, the guy with the pigtails and the half split climbed up from the pool wetly, the clothes on his body were wet and dripping, and the guy with the pigtails had a big dragon on his chest. A piece of it was flooded, obviously it was pasted on it rather than a tattoo. In addition, the water in the swimming pool is usually disinfected with an antiseptic containing chlorine. Sodium hypochlorite also has a bleaching effect, which is especially obvious on the body of the pigtail. .

"Hey! Good things for you two." Xiaomi ran out of the house, threw two balls of white and yellow things, and rolled them in front of the little pigtail and Duan Banfen.

The two subconsciously grabbed it in their hands, only to hear slip!thump!There were two consecutive sounds, and the two guys who had just climbed up fell into the water for the third time.

"Help, help... I can't swim." The man with the pigtails gulped down two mouthfuls of water, rolling his eyes.

"Stupid! This is a shallow water area! Stand up, the water is up to your waist!" The half-cented man looked at a warning sign on the edge of the pool and stood up in the pool and said.While talking, he looked at the yellow thing thrown by Xiaomi in his hand. It turned out to be a piece of disposable soap always kept in the bath.

Xiao Yu gave Xiaomi a thumbs up, and praised: "Xiaomi is doing well."

Xiaomi proudly puffed out her chest, making the immature child even more childish and cute.

The security captain looked up to the sky and sighed, and said: "It's over, it's over, you've gotten into trouble now, and I can't help you anymore... You all ask for blessings, and let each of you live in peace."

After he finished speaking, he didn't care if the bald head dealt with him or not, he turned around and even backed away to the side, and it was useless to get kicked twice, and he couldn't be a peacemaker.Several security guards came up and asked, "Captain, what should we do?"

The security captain waved his hand and said, "Let's just watch, the student won't be beaten to death."

"We're not going up? We have a lot of people." A security guard said while holding down his baton at his waist.

The security captain slapped him with a slap, and said cursingly: "Who is the bald head? That kid doesn't know, you guys are also shit eaters! He is a peripheral thug of the Mei family. Although he is only a peripheral, he is not Ordinary people like us can be provoked, so save yourself, who doesn't have a wife and children? Think about the family, let's keep things safe.

"I'm not married yet." A younger security guard said.

"Fuck! Your brain is like a pig's brain. You wives and children, don't you have any parents? You are enough to be the second senior brother, and you want to learn from other people's grandchildren, don't you jump out of the cracks in the rock? One day your second elder will come A bald head saw it on the street, and it would be minor if it was hit by a car." The security captain said angrily.

"Why don't we call the police." The little security guard said again hesitantly.

The security captain gave him a blank look and didn't speak.After a pause, he continued, "I already know that your brain must have grown up eating shit."

"..."

"Brother Bald, save face and don't kill anyone." The security captain said weakly.

At this time, the bald head has moved.He touched the back of his shiny head, propped his right leg on the ground, and paved the ground twice with his left leg like a beast's kick—it's a pity that it was made of cement, so no soil was dug out.Then he bumped towards Xiao Yu.

The bald head's hair was not shaved off, but was knocked out by hitting a sandbag with his head every day.

This iron-headed kung fu is considered an extraordinary skill in the Imperial Capital interface. If you can persist until you practice iron-headed kung fu with a bald head, even the hair on your head will not grow. Let alone the Imperial Capital, there are not many people in China who can do it. Comparable to a bald head.This is a persistent job, which requires a lot of perseverance.Without persistence day after day and year after year, it is difficult to practice iron head skills to the point where the smart head does not grow hair.

"If it hits this time, even the car will have a hole the size of a bowl. This student, if you don't listen to my advice, it's ridiculous." The security captain sighed wryly, while commenting.

"I think this student dares to fight against the bald man, he must have two brushes." The little security guard said again.

"What do you know, he has two brushes? That's hot-blooded angry youth! Do you know what hot-blooded angry youth is? Nose is bleeding hot, mouth is full of feces, no one accepts it, and his face turns blue-referred to as hot-blooded angry youth! Rely on It's full of momentum, but it doesn't even have a fart." The security captain analyzed it professionally. "I think back when I was in school, I was also dissatisfied with everyone. I was a hot-blooded and angry youth a few times. Later, my face was covered with blood, and I finally realized that the hot blood was beaten by others. We still turned blue with anger, ass Never mind."

"..."

The security guards immediately admired their boss's extensive knowledge, and each of them calmed down and watched the battle quietly. Their mobile phones were also ready, and it would be considered as humane to call 120 or 999 for emergency treatment.

At this time, the bald head had rushed to Xiao Yu's side.

"Those who are strong, resist them with softness, and those who are soft, break them with firmness."

The voice of the second master's guidance echoed in Xiao Yu's mind.

Xiao Yu looked at the big head rushing towards him, he laughed, and drew a circle with his right hand in the air, and with a snap, he clasped it on the bald head's neck accurately.There was a streak of fat on the bald neck, which happened to be caught by Xiao Yu.

"Let's go!" Xiao Yu followed the momentum of the bald head rushing forward, and kicked his foot on the bald head's fat ass. With momentum, he dashed forward and saw the blue water of the swimming pool in front of him.

The little braid and half-half drank half of the water, and their wrinkled clothes were all soaked. After drinking water, their bodies became heavier. Half-half carried the buttocks of the little braid in the pool, and pushed the little braid up. Going up, the little braid turned around and squatted by the pool, grabbed the half of the arm, and pulled the half out of the pool abruptly.

The two managed to climb up to the edge of the pool for the third time. They were still panting, but there was a whistling wind behind them. When they turned their heads, they saw the bald boss rushing towards the two of them with an iron head on his head. Wow, wow, wow, "Hold me, hold me."

The little braid foolishly stretched out his hand to grab it, and the other half smiled, slipped out and slipped into the pool, and slammed it far away.

The bald head has too much momentum, and the soles of the pigtails are too slippery...

They didn't catch it, and the two fell into the pool again with a plop.

Gudong!Gudong!The little pigtail was pressed under the body by the bald head, and he couldn't swim, so he didn't rush up after two flushes, and this time he simply drank to his full.

"Hahaha!" Half a minute had already swam far away, pointing at the two of them and laughing loudly.

It doesn't matter if I'm unlucky, the point is that someone is more unlucky than me.

The Ah Q spirit of the Huaxia people is everywhere, and it is carried forward more and more.

Xiao Yu was holding a mop stick in his hand, squatting a little farther away from the swimming pool, a long wooden stick stretched out, and as soon as his bald head poked out from the water, Xiao Yu knocked it down with the stick, The bald-headed hero didn't suffer from the immediate disadvantages, and immediately got far away with a fierce shot.

But it’s just a little bit of trouble for Xiao Zhuizi, who doesn’t know how to swim. When he poked his head, he got a sap from Xiao Yu, and when he poked his head, he got a sap from Xiao Yu again. Xiao Yu said with a smile to Xiaomi while beating people. : "Xiaomi, do you think my brother looks like whack-a-mole?"

"Boom!" Another stick hit the little pigtail's head, Xiao Yu said casually, "Ten!"

"Okay, okay!" Xiaomi slapped his hands and laughed. "Whack-a-mole, whack-a-mole!"

If the beating continued like this, no one would be killed. Several people present could tell that Xiao Yu used skillful strength, but the strength was not strong, and the blow was quite painful.The point is, if you can't be smashed to death, you can also be drowned.

The bald brother and the couple watched from a distance, feeling chills in their hearts.

The bald head said: "Little brother, we don't know each other without fighting. I, bald head, confessed today, and you let my brother go. What happened to us today...is a one-off. Just pretend it never happened, and I admit it. "

"..."

Several security guards were shocked.The security captain smiled wryly, and said: "This kid, he's quite angry, and the handsome bald-headed brother just fell into his hands like this. No one will believe it if he tells it."

"What should we do?" Several security guards asked one after another.

"Help." The captain of the security patted his buttocks and stood up, and said, "Puzzle that kid away, today he's out of his way, he didn't help the student, but he helped the bald man. Damn it With a bald head, he even kicked Lao Tzu twice."

While talking, the security captain still walked to Xiao Yu's side to dissuade him.

"Be a human being and stay on the front line. I really want to see you in the future." The security captain concluded.

"What do you see?" Xiao Yu laughed, "This swimming pool is mine. I don't want them to appear here when I see them. I won't see them in the future."

"Brother Bald, what's your opinion?" The security captain shouted.

"... If you don't see it, you won't see it!" The bald head gave Xiao Yu a fierce look, and said through gritted teeth.

——It’s just a word, just treat it as a fart, when I get ashore, if I don’t kill you, I won’t be called baldhead!