Medical Unparalleled

Under the astonished gazes of the three of Bai Yansong, Xiaomi put the spider on the ground, pouted slightly dissatisfied, as if Bai Yansong's father would not let her play with this big toy, and she would be very upset.

Bai Yansong's wife opened her eyes leisurely, and found herself lying in Bai Yansong's arms, sighed and said mockingly: "Brother Song, you scared me to death, whoever scolded such a children's toy is as good as the real one!" Look, look, the bristles on the back are still moving."

Bai Yansong looked at his wife affectionately, sighed, patted her little face with pity, and said, "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, but there is one thing I want to correct you, this thing is not a big toy at all, it is It's real, it's alive."

"Don't scare me," Bai Yansong's wife didn't believe it: "Look at that boss, a palm-sized spider, we usually see it in the zoo, how could it appear in our house? You can’t use this kind of trick to deceive children, besides, I’m not a child anymore.”

Bai Yansong laughed at himself, and said: "You are right, you can only see it in the zoo, unfortunately, today is not the usual time, you slap me to see if your hand hurts, It's not a dream, it's real."

When the two were talking, the big spider crawled down from Xiaomi's grasp, waving its mighty eight legs, swaying its furry body from side to side, crawled two steps forward without hesitation, and stretched out its two front legs flauntingly Volley scratched twice, as if to show a reality: "I am alive, I am not a toy, please don't slander me,"

Following the direction of Bai Yansong's finger, Bai Yansong's wife secretly glanced twice.

Then, I only heard "ahhh," "cut..."

A muffled groan and a nauseous sound came over, Bai Yansong's wife rolled her eyes upwards and passed out again.

It was true, and it turned out to be true.

The little nanny hid aside, her body trembling in fear, her lips were a little pale, she couldn't say a word, she just kept trembling, as if she had been electrocuted, and she almost stopped foaming at her mouth.

Bai Yansong spoke forcefully. In front of the three women, he, a "top ten young man", had to show his heroism as a man. He only heard Bai Yansong roar, and said very manly: " Bai Zhanji, come quickly, get this big spider out, don't let it hurt your sister,"

Even at this time, the first thing Bai Yansong thinks of is not the safety of himself or his wife, or the babysitter, but the safety of his goddaughter Xiaomi, a child who is ignorant, holding such a weird big spider to play with , even if there is a mistake in a little careless place, the business that I can do for three years will be in jeopardy.

At any time, business comes first, this is one of the principles that Bai Yansong adheres to as a successful businessman.

This has even gone beyond the scope of the guidelines, and has gradually evolved into an instinct of Bai Yansong.

"You don't need to call my brother," Xiaomi pouted and said, "The big spider really doesn't hurt people, it understands what I say."

This sentence scares Bai Yansong even more. Mamma Mia, a big spider the size of a palm is already amazing, and it can understand people's words. Grandma's monkey is probably from Pansidong The little beauties have become immortals, so let's go to your own home to dress up and play around.

"Xiao, Xiaomi..." Bai Yansong said with trembling lips: "You step aside quickly, don't call brother, then I'll come, you hurry back... This thing is really poisonous, the more beautiful it is, It's poisonous, didn't your teacher tell you when you were in school?"

"No, no," Xiaomi pouted and said, "You don't believe what I say, hum, you are not a good father, big spider, big spider, come on, listen to me, turn left and take two steps... ..."

Under Bai Yansong's astonished eyes that almost fell to the ground, the big spider turned twice on the spot, waved its two front paws, then danced with its eight legs, and crawled two times to the left. step.

"Coincidentally, maybe it wanted to crawl to the left," Bai Yansong said comfortingly.

However, an even more astonishing scene appeared. After crawling two steps to the left, the big spider stopped, swung its two front legs again, turned to Xiaomi, and swayed its eight legs together twice, as if it was in harmony with the spider. Xiaomi is saying hello.

"Big spider, big spider, you are taking three steps forward," Xiaomi squatted down and said with a smile.

"Impossible, you are joking..." Bai Yansong couldn't believe that the big spider could still listen to Xiaomi this time.

However, things were not as simple as Bai Yansong imagined. The big spider waved its claws and crawled forward three steps without hesitation.

There were only three steps, and then she stopped abruptly, waving her forefoot, and greeted Xiaomi in the direction.

Xiaomi showed a smug expression, her two big eyes flickered, and her face was full of anticipation, waiting for Bai Yansong's compliment.

Bai Yansong: "This... this..."

Not to mention how proud Xiaomi is, all this is due to brother Xiao Yu.

That day, Xiao Yu took out three hard-covered notebooks from a big hole in the corner of the abandoned duty room in the swimming pool. They recorded not only the private diary of Xiaomi’s mother, but also many things that Xiaomi’s mother wrote to Xiaomi. It's just that Xiao Yu passed by hastily at that time, and when he saw it was someone's private diary, he felt embarrassed to read it again, packed it up and stuffed it for Xiaomi.

Since it is the only souvenir left by his mother, Xiaomi would pick it up and look at it whenever he has time.

It doesn't matter if you look at it, she unexpectedly discovered a big secret.

Of course, Xiaomi is going to hide this secret in his heart alone, but apart from this big secret, Xiaomi has learned a lot of ways to deal with small animals, especially the more poisonous things, the more toxic creatures, Xiaomi and The more they communicate, the more barrier-free they are, to the extent that they can use their fingers.

With this kind of ability, children naturally want to show off, but what Xiaomi didn't expect was that the show didn't work, but scared his godmother twice, and frightened the big man's godfather too dumbfounded and unable to speak. .

In this case, this big secret can't be said, Xiaomi thought in his heart.

Except for big brother Xiao Yu, this secret can no longer be shared with anyone.

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There was a hasty knock on the door.

"Miss Ma, Miss Ma, are you okay?" There was a burst of chirping from outside the door.

Qin Ge looked at Xiao Yu who was full of confusion, and said, "He asked Miss Ma if he saw you, a thief."

"Oh," Xiao Yu sighed again and again. He didn't know a bird language, and now he was restricted everywhere even when he went out.

Suddenly Xiao Yu seemed to think of something, stared at Qin Ge and said: "What do you mean if you don't see me, a thief? When did I become a thief?, Even if I am a thief, it's just the two of us, okay? Why don't you see me?" I am a thief, I see that you are sincerely translating randomly, "

"You really don't understand English," Qin Ge said with surprise on his face, who didn't expect Xiao Yu to react so quickly.

In Qin Ge's mind, Xiao Yu must be able to understand English, otherwise it would be impossible for him to respond so quickly to his deliberately wrong translation.

"I really don't understand," Xiao Yu said.

"Fack you," Qin Ge looked into Xiao Yu's eyes and said with a smile.

"What did you say?" Xiao Yu asked.

Qin Ge laughed out loud. This guy really doesn't understand English, he doesn't even know how to curse, so he explained: "This is what American people say when they meet each other to show politeness and respect to each other."

"Oh," Xiao Yu nodded and said, "Then, I will also say, fack you big you,"

Qin Ge's face was full of black lines: "..."

This is lifting a rock and shooting yourself in the foot, and the dumb can't get out of the bitterness after eating Coptis chinensis.

Xiao Yu looked at Qin Ge's expression, and burst out laughing in his heart, "Mom, although I can't speak bird language at all, I can still tell the difference between the three grams of oil and the squid. You really treat me as nothing Understood, Falk, you big squid, "Why, is there something wrong?"

"No, no," Qin Ge said with a wry smile.

I could still say something was wrong, and dare I say something was wrong again.

At this time, there was the sound of opening and closing the door outside.

Then, there was the sound of a man talking to two anesthetized girls.

Qin Ge translated it word by word, and the two girls were An Na Zui and A Zi.

Regarding the man's questioning, Anesthesia Zui naturally denied it again and again, and even took the initiative to open the other two rooms not far from Xiao Yu, to prove that he was really fine, and by the way, that he did not harbor anything.

The man said something, as if to comfort the two girls, and then he left.

"Finally left, we should go back, if old Burt ran to our house to find the two of us, it would be troublesome," Xiao Yu said.

Qin Ge nodded: "I think so too, ah,, ah, ah, choo,"

Don't come early, don't come late, but at this time I sneezed.

"I, I really didn't mean it," Qin Ge said shyly.

"I know," Xiao Yu nodded, "You didn't do it on purpose, you did it on purpose."

It didn't matter this time, the anesthesiologist Zui and Ah Zi in the living room were startled, the voice was so loud, it was impossible not to be heard by Anthony.

Sure enough, Anthony had just stepped out with his front foot, and his back foot was still in the room. He suddenly heard the loud sneezing sound, turned around and turned back.

The anesthetist covered his mouth and nose, and said in a muffled voice: "I'm sorry, it seems that I don't adapt to the air environment in the United States. It seems that I have a cold, ah."

Anthony frowned, looked into the innocent eyes of the anesthetized day, and said: "No, no, I can tell that the sneeze just now was not your voice, who, who's voice,,"