Medical Unparalleled

There are four kinds of people who appear in the hospital.

One is called a doctor and the other is called a patient.

There is another kind called medical trouble, and another kind called medical care.

The first two are not new, and they are found everywhere in the world.

Only the latter two are Huaxia's own specialties that were bred when Huaxia was taking its own socialist path.

Once this special product was invented, it quickly spread all over the streets and alleys of China, and was quickly imitated by many idle people, and it quickly developed into a business.

Xiao Yu has been to the Affiliated Hospital of Dijing Medical College several times, but he has never bumped into the existence of Yituo. Of course, he has not been bumped into by Xiao Yu, which does not mean that it does not exist. If you ask Sun Dacheng for help, it should be easier to help him solve the little troubles in his clinic first, and then talk about the things you asked for help.

Sanbengzi took Xiao Yu and the eloquent old lady through this block, passed a bumpy road, and turned to a small road made of red bricks. The road was crooked, no wonder the old lady said that taxis would not Come on, even if it comes, it won't be able to pass, it's not so much a road, it's better to go through a small alley, the width is only about one and a half meters, Xiao Yu suspected that the three jumpers were about to hit the corner of the wall several times up.

But fortunately, although the two doctors didn't have any good intentions, the old man's driving skills are still good, and the three jumpers finally didn't hit the wall.

This kind of path walked for about fifty meters, bypassing an open-air garbage dump, with flies and mosquitoes flying around, which made Xiao Yu sigh with emotion. With a fly-like physique, the doctors are going to be laid off and go home to rest.

The soaring stench rushed into Xiao Yu's nostrils, and the three tramps emitted a puff of thick smoke, and unexpectedly stopped beside the garbage dump.

"Here we are, let's get out of the car, it's 15 yuan in total," the old man took off his black denim gloves, showing a mouthful of small white teeth on his dirty face, and stretched out his hand with a smile.

"I'll give it to me," the old aunt made a gesture to pay, her eyes kept wandering around Xiao Yu's body.

Under normal circumstances, Xiao Yu should rush to pay the bill at this time, after all, as a man, Xiao Yu still knows this.

So Xiao Yu said: "You give,,, that's fine, thank you aunt,"

"..."

When she met such a strange man as Xiao Yu, the old lady had nothing to do with him, she had already spoken her own words, so how could she change it.

After fumbling around in her pocket, the old aunt said with some embarrassment: "This, it's a bit unfortunate, I don't have any change,"

As he spoke, he showed his wallet, there were 51 and one hundred.

Let's see who can hate who.

"It's okay to fix it, the old man is in business, so he can definitely find it," Xiao Yu said.

"..."

This small clinic claims that a pack of medicine for 50 yuan can cure toothache. There is not even a sign in front of the door. Two big spiders are lying on the door frame, enjoying this happy little day leisurely.

This is a hastily built simple room, and Xiao Yu couldn't help but think of the small advertisement on the telephone pole: ancestral psoriasis, specializing in the treatment of old Chinese medicine.

The reputation of Chinese medicine has been ruined by such people.

Thinking of this, Xiao Yu, as a qualified legal Chinese medicine practitioner who has just obtained relevant practicing certificates with the help of Director of the Health Bureau, Tuan, felt deeply saddened.

The room is about [-] square meters, with simple partitions made of gypsum slabs, dividing the small space into three relatively isolated areas.

A consulting room, an observation room, and a pharmacy.

The inside of the pharmacy was steaming, Xiao Yu sniffed it, and it seemed that the electric Chinese medicine decoction machine was working, and the business seemed to be booming.

A rambunctious little dog squatted in the corner, listlessly ignoring Xiao Yu's arrival without barking.

A circle of pennants hung on the wall.

"Master of Traditional Chinese Medicine,"

"second to none,"

"Benevolence and benevolence,"

"Ancestral old Chinese medicine, the effect is really awesome"

"..."

Xiao Yu was very dissatisfied with the last pennant. A Chinese medicine doctor like me, who can even cure AIDS, dare not say that the effect is amazing. Tongue flashed.

The first few sentences are nothing more than that, every Chinese medicine doctor may claim to be so, but the last one made Xiao Yu very uneasy.

Hmph, if it is changed to an old traditional Chinese medicine handed down from the ancestors, the effect will be really painful, and Xiao Yu can barely accept it.

That really awesome Chinese medicine doctor was sitting behind a small wooden square table, with a pair of rimless glasses on his face and a book in his hand, shaking his head while twisting a few goatees on his chin, far away It seems that there is also a bit of fairy style.

"See a doctor," the old Chinese doctor raised his head, casually throwing some yellowed ancient scrolls aside, Xiao Yu vaguely saw that there were some promotional pages of small oriental movies printed on the yellowed ancient scrolls.

"That's right, mine,,"

"Don't talk, reach out your hand," said the old Chinese doctor, twirling his beard.

The old lady struck up a conversation and said, "Ah, Doctor Wang, please take a closer look. This is my distant nephew. If it wasn't for this relationship, I wouldn't bring him here to bother you. Young man, just ask Well, you know, Dr. Wang is a famous doctor of Chinese medicine, you don't need to ask a doctor, just tap your pulse with three fingers, and you can diagnose your toothache exactly."

"..."

You tell him that I have a toothache, and Shacha also knows to follow along.

"Don't talk," the old doctor Wang reprimanded, squinting his eyes slightly, and hanging his finger on Xiao Yu's pulse: "I'm better at detecting pulse by hanging silk,"

About three to five minutes later, the old Chinese doctor Wang opened his eyes and said slowly: "Your disease is a bit difficult, it didn't develop in a day or two, tsk tsk, it's a big fire, let me tell you, don't It looks like you have a toothache, but actually something is wrong with your internal organs,"

After saying this, old Chinese doctor Wang closed his eyes and said nothing, drawing circles with two fingers boringly.

The old lady understood immediately, knowing that it was time for her to appear on the stage.

Generally speaking, this job is comparable to talking about cross talk. Only when the two sing together can they fool the patients who are seeing a doctor.

The old lady poked Xiao Yu's back and winked.

"For some money and a consultation fee, Miracle Doctor Wang can explain the rest of the illness to you clearly, and it's also good for prescriptions and medicines."

"Understood," Xiao Yu nodded in response, took something out of his pocket, and suddenly said, "Is it okay to use a credit card, I don't have the habit of carrying money at all,"

The old doctor's eyes lit up, and he secretly went out with only his card and no money. He must be a big family, but it is a pity that his small clinic doesn't even have a money detector, let alone a credit card machine.

"This is a little troublesome,"

"I think it's not like this. You tell me about your illness and prescription medicine first. I took the old lady to the ATM to withdraw the money and then sent it back to you. You are so right. Jiner, talk about it later," Xiao Yu said falsely.

The old Chinese doctor pondered for a while, and finally compromised.

"Your disease, ordinary people definitely can't see it, I'm not bragging, they certainly don't have the skills to treat toothache, leg pain, leg, those are quack doctors, they didn't grasp the essence of the matter, you are sick The main thing is yin deficiency, weak body and insufficient kidney water. If you have never studied Chinese medicine, you don’t know. The kidney is responsible for the marrow to produce the bone, and the tooth is the bone. So your toothache looks like a toothache on the surface, but it is actually a toothache. Kidney deficiency, okay, for the sake of our predestined relationship, I’ll give you a prescription, take it for ten and a half months, you’ll be alive and well, your teeth won’t hurt, and you’ll have the strength to pick up girls, so you know, you know.”

Xiao Yu said in his heart, I have studied Chinese medicine, and I know that the kidney governs the bone and produces the marrow. You said it was reversed. Moreover, Chinese medicine is used to saying that hair is leftover blood, and teeth are leftover bone. Those who are blind, those who play Chinese medicine are all educated people , Don't talk about teeth, just call the teeth whether they are good or not.

Just as the old Chinese doctor was about to prescribe a prescription, Xiao Yu took out the small porcelain bottle containing her commonly used medicines from her pocket like a treasure, handed it over respectfully, and said, "You can take a look, let me take this one." , This is the medicine I took in other clinics over there. After taking it for several days, the effect is not very obvious. You should always check what kind of medicine it is and whether it is necessary to continue taking it, "

The old Chinese doctor received it casually, and was just about to criticize other doctors' medicines as bad, so he turned the small porcelain bottle twice against the light, and suddenly found that there was no date of manufacture or expiration date, which was obvious at first glance. Sanwu products are clearly prescriptions from real "peers" like me, medicines that I randomly mix, for example, add some painkillers, add some western medicine hormones, and add some harmless traditional Chinese medicine Grind them together to make noodles, to deceive a fool like Xiao Yu who doesn't know anything.

"How much is this bottle of medicine for you?" I asked after knowing the price, and I had a good idea in my heart, which determined the price range when the old Chinese doctor charged.

"One thousand and two," Xiao Yu thought for a while and said, "I got a [-]% discount on this one."

The old doctor of Chinese medicine then laughed, he already knew the tolerance of this taken advantage of.

The old lady behind her also cast a surprised look.

One thousand and two, big fish, the commission for myself should be more than two hundred and five.

The old Chinese doctor unscrewed the bottle cap, put it under his nose and sniffed it, jumped out a little with his little fingernail, tasted it pretending to be very knowledgeable, and said with a pooh, "It's a goddamn thing, it's a money scammer, this thing Only feed the dog,"

As he said that, he picked out a little bit, called the little dog lying on his stomach in the corner, and fed it.

"Don't do it," Xiao Yu hurriedly snatched the small bottle, this is her own treasure, feed the dogs, just kidding, all the dogs in a village were poisoned to death.

And this thing is very valuable, how can it be easily given to others to eat.

"Hurry up and throw it away, I'll prescribe you a new prescription," the old Chinese doctor said with a smile.

"That won't work, one thousand and two." Xiao Yu put away the small bottle and said with a smile: "Old Chinese doctor, you are lying."