Spirit Beast Pet Shop

Chapter 360 New Year's Program

After the rabbits and cats selected the members to appear on TV, Honghua chose to believe in them and stopped paying attention to them, but turned his thinking in another direction.

Think about the usual performance of the rabbit, and think about the cats in the store. It's not that she is partial, but it's really incomparable... Why are the rabbits raised by others so reliable?
As for the iconic pets raised by her as a Phoenix clan... Honghua glanced away from the bird species in the store, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt cold: No, almost all of them have a dark history!And it's not very reliable!

The parrots who were still playing in the demolition shop suddenly felt a chill, looked around for a few times, and after noticing Honghua's movements, they quickly stood up straighter quietly, and specially moved their bodies, choosing one that could show their cuteness Facing her at an angle, he tilted his head, trying to get away with it.

Honghua: ... Sigh, this cleverness, it would be great if it could be divided into a little bit to be reliable.

She thought about it, and finally couldn't hold back, and said to the group of parrots: "I don't force you to do anything... But do you want to learn some special skills? Anyway, you are idle in the pet store, how much?" It’s nice to have some skills, isn’t it?”

Parrots:? ? ?

What did the store manager say?Where are they idle?Every day I have to catch the wanted criminals of the Special Affairs Bureau, move around to exercise, tear down the store, look for opportunities to dig out the delicious food, and recently plant spiritual things, but I'm so busy!

And where do they have no specialties?Can't they talk?And the store manager let them learn English?Can this also be called having no specialties?
A group of parrots had thoughts in their minds, and chattered with Hong Hua.

"No, ordinary parrots are good at talking. You guys have some cultivation skills. Does that count?" Hong Hua looked at the group of parrots who refuted her views with righteous words, and shook his head. "English is barely enough. Forget it... But now people can speak English is not considered a specialty, you are considered monsters anyway, you have to be able to speak at least six languages ​​in order to be able to say that you have a specialty in languages, right?"

The parrots who were still chirping and retorting a second ago suddenly choked, looked at Honghua vigilantly, and carefully moved a few steps away: The store manager, don't think about it just because it's just a way, really arrest them to learn language?She can do this kind of thing!

A few clever parrots burrowed into the hamster-made cabins placed in the store, hid, poked their heads out, and protested: Manager, you can’t speak six languages ​​yourself, there’s no reason to let them They must!It doesn't make sense!
Honghua didn't really want to force them to study, but he still followed the words, nodded the little heads sticking out, and frightened them: "Really? Then I graduated from a bachelor's degree, do you have to study for a degree?" Come out? Isn’t Ye Zi done? It’s not difficult, let me apply for you?”

Parrots:? !
Upon hearing this, they didn't even dare to refute. They went straight into the wooden house, squeezed into a ball, and specially put their little tails in their mouths, and hid them tightly, physically ending this situation. dialogue.

Hong Hua shook his head.These are actually mature parrots, who would believe it.

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After several rehearsals, New Year's Eve finally arrived, and the program on Rabbit and Cats finally started.

There are a total of six pets on the show, three rabbits and three cats each.

Honghua didn't know how these rabbits selected the contestants, but most of the cats were selected for the places——the day after talking with Fang Qiuyue, when she went to determine who would participate in the show, all the rabbits she saw were fucked. It was clean and tidy, but the cats seemed to have been thrown into the washing machine, and they knew what happened at a glance.

Such an important program naturally requires a rehearsal.Because the rabbits have their own ideas, they have decided the content of the program on their own, and they have made a special trip to keep it secret from Honghua, so she still does not know what kind of program the other party has prepared.However, this kind of unknown can also be regarded as a surprise, and she believed in the reliability of the rabbits, so she didn't ask, and let them prepare by themselves.

Although she was a little worried about the cats, she let them move freely after beating the rabbits for a while.

However, think about the happy faces of those cats every time they come back from rehearsal... Will performing shows bring happiness to cats?Shouldn't their programs be lying on the stage and sleeping for the audience to watch?
I always feel that it is very possible... Honghua waited for the start of the program with such a subtle worry.

The show wasn't added to the traditional TV lineup, but was chosen for prime time as a stand-alone special.

Although the program itself was advertised in advance, it did not directly explain the content.However, this sense of mystery seems to have aroused people's interest instead. These days, the discussion of this show on the Internet has not been low.Including the festival bonus, the final ratings should be very good.

Honghua clicked on the webcast, gathered with the pets in the store, and started watching the program seriously.

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With the host's New Year's greetings, the show kicked off.

On the stage, in addition to a pair of hosts standing in the center, there are three cats squatting on one side of the stage, and three rabbits squatting on the other side.They are all wearing little mandarin jackets with festive colors and patterns, looking at the camera seriously.

"Dear audience friends, Happy New Year everyone!" The female host took the lead and said, "The Year of the Tiger is coming, and the Year of the Rabbit is coming. On New Year's Eve, we invited special guests to perform for everyone. A special show!"

The male host walked forward with six pets, stretched out his hands to both sides in an introductory gesture, and said, "These two sides are our guests today!"

As soon as his words fell, the six pets all stepped forward, stood up, bowed slightly with their front paws imitating the gesture of clasping fists, and said together: "Happy New Year!"

A few seconds later, the bullet screen in the live broadcast instantly exploded, and everyone said "Fuck?!" "Wait, the cat and the rabbit are talking?!" "It's fake because the special effects can't fool me!" "There are really monsters! !" "There were animals who talked before, but the rabbit's words are still too mysterious?!" The barrage of bullets spewed out, completely covering the screen, leaving only countless fonts scrolling.

Honghua quickly turned off the barrage, saw that the pets on the screen had squatted down again, and the two hosts said in unison: "That's right, as the audience friends thought, the ones we invited are not Ordinary creatures, but legendary monsters!"

In line with their rhetoric, the six pets nodded very cooperatively, stretched out their paws and patted their mandarin jackets, bowed, and arranged their clothes in a humane manner to show their uniqueness.

"Then, let's ask them to put on a show for us on this unique night!"

After the host's voice fell, the mechanism of the stage was opened, and a long table filled with kitchen utensils, seasonings and ingredients rose up, and there was a huge...iron pot behind it? !

Sure enough... the performance of the rabbit is to show off its culinary skills.

This result did not surprise her at all.While the screen was still showing close-ups of the long table and the iron pot, Hong Hua clicked on the barrage, wanting to see the guesses of other viewers.In an instant, the screen was covered by an army of dense texts.

"No! Cats and rabbits are so cute! You can't eat them! You can't eat monsters either! It's too cruel!"

"Damn it, don't take the pot out, I'm afraid!"

"Wait until I have something to say, why did you just put a pot here?!"

"One second: there are monsters in this world; the next second: there are no more.... Is this the development?!"

"What the hell are you doing?! Turn to a horror movie in a second?!"

Seeing these complaints whose guesses were completely deflected, Honghua silently turned off the barrage again.

Alas, this year's barrage is not good, she should watch the show seriously.

(End of this chapter)