After marrying a concubine, I have the ability to read minds
Chapter 502 Beggar
Chapter 502 Beggar
Where there are many mountains, there will definitely be prey, so Jia Er Jia San dressed up as the nearby Orion, and Chun Lan and Xiao Die were the young ladies of the Orion family.Although Lan Xiaodie is not from Pingling County, but luckily she is from the south. After learning the accent of the local people at the inn last night, she spoke similarly.
After Hongmei left with her people, she gave the clothes prepared last night to the emperor and Li Changhai, and the emperor was overjoyed as soon as he opened his props.
"Master, are you going to pretend to be Fang's doctor?"
It is written clearly on the cloth banner next to the clothes: Specialize in treating various difficult and miscellaneous diseases.
Ye Hanyu suppressed the smile on his lips: "Father, you have the highest status among us as Mr. Fang, and you also bring two little apprentices and a servant. They are all dressed as beggars. "
Li Changhai looked at his housekeeper's clothes, and then at the clothes of the two hidden guards, secretly heaving a sigh of relief.
The emperor looked outside, and sure enough, he saw Jia Si Jia Wu with a bitter face, playing with a set of beggar clothes in his hand, which was too tattered to see, and there was a box on it, the emperor was curious, so he asked Jia Si to break the box, Inside was a box of dark ointment, which looked like ashes at the bottom of a pot.
"The two of them are a little white, and they don't look like beggars no matter how ragged they are, so they can only be wiped with this."
A Si said helplessly: "Young madam is really thoughtful."
Ye Hanyu said triumphantly: "That's right! If she doesn't say it, none of us would have thought of this. You two remember to wipe it all over your body later, otherwise the color will be different, and it will be easy for people to see the problem!"
A[-]A[-]: ...he thought he only needed to wipe his face and hands!
"There's been a lot of rain in the past two days, so even if we wipe it all off, it won't be completely wiped off after getting wet!"
Ye Hanyu said: "Don't worry, these things that look like ashes are not really ashes. My wife boiled them with traditional Chinese medicine, and the color won't fade when exposed to water. You have to wash them with water. You can use them with confidence."
A four: ...
Seeing Jiasi's aggrieved look, the emperor was in a good mood, and he didn't feel uncomfortable when he changed into Fang Langzhong's clothes.
"Look at your looks, what's the matter? Your young wife made this specially for you. It's the only one in the world, so you can enjoy it secretly."
A four: ...
A Si forced himself to show a smile, but can't the princess let him pretend to be the emperor's servant or something?He really doesn't want such a unique one~
"Father, you also have an exclusive order, but it's not black, it's yellow, so you have to wipe it off too."
The emperor: ...well, it's too early to be happy!
Now that A, A, A, A, and five are in balance, he just said, why should he be the only one who wants to pretend to be black charcoal?It turns out that the emperor also has it.
After several people had changed their clothes, the emperor and the others also wiped themselves from top to bottom. Gu Wanning took a small bag and put on makeup for Ye Hanyu who had already got off the car.
They don't want to attract attention, so there is no need to look so good-looking, so naturally they have to draw in the ordinary.
So half a quarter of an hour later, Prince Yu, who was originally handsome and elegant, turned into an ordinary man.
The eyebrows are slightly thicker, there are still a few freckles on the bridge of the nose, the big and energetic eyes have become a little smaller, the end of the eyes is still drooping, and the beautiful and shapeable lips have become dull.
As soon as the makeup was done, Ye Hanyu looked ten years older.
The emperor thought it was over when they changed their clothes and skin color, but it was just the beginning, his black hair turned white, his short beard turned into a long beard, a few wrinkles appeared around his eyes, and there were three spots on his forehead. There are forehead lines.
After Gu Wanning prepared the disguise for the emperor, she also disguised herself as an ordinary-looking man, and then made a special confession: "Your current identity is the master of my husband and I, and you are 83 years old, and your husband is you Big apprentice, I am your little apprentice."
When everyone heard this voice, they were startled and suspected that there was something wrong with their ears. Why did the princess' voice sound like a man's?
Gu Wanning smiled: "Just keep your voice down a little bit. It's just a ventriloquist. I can't dress up as a man but speak with a woman's voice. Wouldn't people immediately know that I'm pretending?"
emperor:……
After a long while, he came back to his senses and remembered something serious: "It's fine to pretend to be a doctor, but what if someone wants to see a doctor?"
"If someone sees a doctor, you can leave it to me, because those diseases are too simple and not worth your shot."
The emperor understood that the two apprentices were his ostentation, and he would brag if any patients came to his door, this is good, this is easy to act!
These people had all put on their makeup and waited for nearly an hour before Hongmei and the others finally came back.
No wonder it took such a long time. It turned out that the rewards of going up the mountain this time were too great, not to mention the small prey, the pheasant and hare also had a pangolin, a mountain muntjac, and A[-]A[-] was carrying a bag in his hand. Carry a little wild boar weighing [-] to [-] catties.
The pigs came back, everyone changed into the clothes that Gu Wanning had prepared in advance, and explained the current identities of these people again, and then a group of people entered the city separately.
A Si saw his emperor took out a few copper plates and threw them in the hands of the soldiers guarding the gate, and then swaggered into the city. He was so miserable in his heart. He didn't even think about where he offended Princess Yu, and he thought it was Princess Yu who deliberately punished him.
Picking up the broken bowl and leaning on a cane, A Si walked into the crowd queuing to enter the city.
It's just that as soon as he stood in the crowd, someone immediately covered his nose, and looked at his expression as if he was looking at a pile of stinky dung: "Smelly beggar, get away, you stink to death!"
The person who cursed was a woman in her thirties, and the woman beside her was thirteen or fourteen years old, and she was also covering her nose at this time, looking at A Si with disgust.
"Yes, yes, get out!"
A[-]: ...Although the concubine asked him to act like a beggar, the suit on his body really didn't smell at all. This group of people are all talking nonsense with their eyes open!
Looking at the eyes of these people around him, the evil factor in A Si's heart suddenly emerged, and he deliberately moved towards those who disliked him: "Miss Madam, please reward me, please reward me, I haven't eaten for three days. "
The lady who came from somewhere standing in line must be from a wealthy family, or else she should have entered the city in a carriage.
The mother and daughter rolled their eyes at him, and then chased him away like a fly, but Asi refused to leave, and entangled the two mother and daughter without paying him. In the end, the mother and daughter really didn't The only way is to walk away from the distance and go directly to the back of the line.
The rest of the people were also afraid of being entangled by him, and they all hid far away. The surrounding of A Si soon became a vacuum, and there was no one within ten feet.
Soon he came to the gate of the city, and found that the soldiers guarding the city were a bit strict, especially the men in their 40s. They paid the most attention. A paulownia board was brought out, and the guarding soldier took the copper board angrily and waved his hand: "Get out, get out, a stinky beggar has a copper board and doesn't know how to buy food, what is it that is running into the city?"
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Where there are many mountains, there will definitely be prey, so Jia Er Jia San dressed up as the nearby Orion, and Chun Lan and Xiao Die were the young ladies of the Orion family.Although Lan Xiaodie is not from Pingling County, but luckily she is from the south. After learning the accent of the local people at the inn last night, she spoke similarly.
After Hongmei left with her people, she gave the clothes prepared last night to the emperor and Li Changhai, and the emperor was overjoyed as soon as he opened his props.
"Master, are you going to pretend to be Fang's doctor?"
It is written clearly on the cloth banner next to the clothes: Specialize in treating various difficult and miscellaneous diseases.
Ye Hanyu suppressed the smile on his lips: "Father, you have the highest status among us as Mr. Fang, and you also bring two little apprentices and a servant. They are all dressed as beggars. "
Li Changhai looked at his housekeeper's clothes, and then at the clothes of the two hidden guards, secretly heaving a sigh of relief.
The emperor looked outside, and sure enough, he saw Jia Si Jia Wu with a bitter face, playing with a set of beggar clothes in his hand, which was too tattered to see, and there was a box on it, the emperor was curious, so he asked Jia Si to break the box, Inside was a box of dark ointment, which looked like ashes at the bottom of a pot.
"The two of them are a little white, and they don't look like beggars no matter how ragged they are, so they can only be wiped with this."
A Si said helplessly: "Young madam is really thoughtful."
Ye Hanyu said triumphantly: "That's right! If she doesn't say it, none of us would have thought of this. You two remember to wipe it all over your body later, otherwise the color will be different, and it will be easy for people to see the problem!"
A[-]A[-]: ...he thought he only needed to wipe his face and hands!
"There's been a lot of rain in the past two days, so even if we wipe it all off, it won't be completely wiped off after getting wet!"
Ye Hanyu said: "Don't worry, these things that look like ashes are not really ashes. My wife boiled them with traditional Chinese medicine, and the color won't fade when exposed to water. You have to wash them with water. You can use them with confidence."
A four: ...
Seeing Jiasi's aggrieved look, the emperor was in a good mood, and he didn't feel uncomfortable when he changed into Fang Langzhong's clothes.
"Look at your looks, what's the matter? Your young wife made this specially for you. It's the only one in the world, so you can enjoy it secretly."
A four: ...
A Si forced himself to show a smile, but can't the princess let him pretend to be the emperor's servant or something?He really doesn't want such a unique one~
"Father, you also have an exclusive order, but it's not black, it's yellow, so you have to wipe it off too."
The emperor: ...well, it's too early to be happy!
Now that A, A, A, A, and five are in balance, he just said, why should he be the only one who wants to pretend to be black charcoal?It turns out that the emperor also has it.
After several people had changed their clothes, the emperor and the others also wiped themselves from top to bottom. Gu Wanning took a small bag and put on makeup for Ye Hanyu who had already got off the car.
They don't want to attract attention, so there is no need to look so good-looking, so naturally they have to draw in the ordinary.
So half a quarter of an hour later, Prince Yu, who was originally handsome and elegant, turned into an ordinary man.
The eyebrows are slightly thicker, there are still a few freckles on the bridge of the nose, the big and energetic eyes have become a little smaller, the end of the eyes is still drooping, and the beautiful and shapeable lips have become dull.
As soon as the makeup was done, Ye Hanyu looked ten years older.
The emperor thought it was over when they changed their clothes and skin color, but it was just the beginning, his black hair turned white, his short beard turned into a long beard, a few wrinkles appeared around his eyes, and there were three spots on his forehead. There are forehead lines.
After Gu Wanning prepared the disguise for the emperor, she also disguised herself as an ordinary-looking man, and then made a special confession: "Your current identity is the master of my husband and I, and you are 83 years old, and your husband is you Big apprentice, I am your little apprentice."
When everyone heard this voice, they were startled and suspected that there was something wrong with their ears. Why did the princess' voice sound like a man's?
Gu Wanning smiled: "Just keep your voice down a little bit. It's just a ventriloquist. I can't dress up as a man but speak with a woman's voice. Wouldn't people immediately know that I'm pretending?"
emperor:……
After a long while, he came back to his senses and remembered something serious: "It's fine to pretend to be a doctor, but what if someone wants to see a doctor?"
"If someone sees a doctor, you can leave it to me, because those diseases are too simple and not worth your shot."
The emperor understood that the two apprentices were his ostentation, and he would brag if any patients came to his door, this is good, this is easy to act!
These people had all put on their makeup and waited for nearly an hour before Hongmei and the others finally came back.
No wonder it took such a long time. It turned out that the rewards of going up the mountain this time were too great, not to mention the small prey, the pheasant and hare also had a pangolin, a mountain muntjac, and A[-]A[-] was carrying a bag in his hand. Carry a little wild boar weighing [-] to [-] catties.
The pigs came back, everyone changed into the clothes that Gu Wanning had prepared in advance, and explained the current identities of these people again, and then a group of people entered the city separately.
A Si saw his emperor took out a few copper plates and threw them in the hands of the soldiers guarding the gate, and then swaggered into the city. He was so miserable in his heart. He didn't even think about where he offended Princess Yu, and he thought it was Princess Yu who deliberately punished him.
Picking up the broken bowl and leaning on a cane, A Si walked into the crowd queuing to enter the city.
It's just that as soon as he stood in the crowd, someone immediately covered his nose, and looked at his expression as if he was looking at a pile of stinky dung: "Smelly beggar, get away, you stink to death!"
The person who cursed was a woman in her thirties, and the woman beside her was thirteen or fourteen years old, and she was also covering her nose at this time, looking at A Si with disgust.
"Yes, yes, get out!"
A[-]: ...Although the concubine asked him to act like a beggar, the suit on his body really didn't smell at all. This group of people are all talking nonsense with their eyes open!
Looking at the eyes of these people around him, the evil factor in A Si's heart suddenly emerged, and he deliberately moved towards those who disliked him: "Miss Madam, please reward me, please reward me, I haven't eaten for three days. "
The lady who came from somewhere standing in line must be from a wealthy family, or else she should have entered the city in a carriage.
The mother and daughter rolled their eyes at him, and then chased him away like a fly, but Asi refused to leave, and entangled the two mother and daughter without paying him. In the end, the mother and daughter really didn't The only way is to walk away from the distance and go directly to the back of the line.
The rest of the people were also afraid of being entangled by him, and they all hid far away. The surrounding of A Si soon became a vacuum, and there was no one within ten feet.
Soon he came to the gate of the city, and found that the soldiers guarding the city were a bit strict, especially the men in their 40s. They paid the most attention. A paulownia board was brought out, and the guarding soldier took the copper board angrily and waved his hand: "Get out, get out, a stinky beggar has a copper board and doesn't know how to buy food, what is it that is running into the city?"
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(End of this chapter)
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