Konoha: I have a kakarot inside me

"Boring earthlings, this happens every time."

After Sharu made the arena, he stood there like a sculpture, quietly waiting for time to pass.

During this period, the Earth Federation organized countless attacks, and all of them were destroyed by Cell without exception, whether it was tank troops or fighter jet bombings.

Compared with Cell, who has few opponents in the entire galaxy, the Earth Army, which can destroy 200 points of combat power, is simply vulnerable.

"Why do such a pointless thing?"

"Bugs should have the self-consciousness of being a bug. I hate fools who don't have self-awareness."

"After finishing this game, we still have to destroy this planet."

Seeing Sharu's almost invincible power and making the last struggle, the people on earth remembered the fear of being dominated by the big devil Piccolo.

The human beings on the entire planet fell into a panic, and they were in a mess, no longer in the mood to work.

The arena of Cell Games.

Even if Satan thinks he is not Sharu's opponent, he doesn't have much self-knowledge.

"I didn't expect that besides Satan, there are other people who plan to stop Shalu. Sure enough, this world has never lacked heroes with a sense of justice!"

"Damn it." Satan looked at the camera that was facing him, and walked to the front of the ring step by step, his back was soaked in sweat.

Why didn't I sneak out sooner?
'will die!Must die! '

"I've figured it out, that guy planted the bomb in advance!"

Sha Ru glanced at Satan out of the corner of his eye. The disparity between the two sides was too great, and Sha Ru didn't bother to kill him.

When the reporter's microphone approached in front of him, he turned into that confident look again.

As long as no one was around, he ensured that his legs could shake faster than the frequency of the pile driver.

"Could it be the comedian Sha Ru invited to ease the atmosphere?"

Satan's heart: 'He will tear me apart QAQ in an instant! '

'Do you want to see my strength?Then let me show you. '

Then he took a deep breath and let out a big drink.

"Ha!" Turning his palm into a knife, he slashed down hard.

Napa nodded, suddenly realized: "I see."

Even if he is not the opponent of Sha Ru and these people, he can't let the other party underestimate him.

At this time, Satan had already arranged the bricks and tiles, coughed lightly, and tried to attract the attention of the surrounding soldiers to his side.

Raditz said with some uncertainty: "I don't know, maybe it's the props of comedians. Many comedians need props when they perform."

Under the attack of Satan's hand knife, the bricks and tiles shattered and did not stop until the 14th piece.

"Oh? There are more people this time than last time." Looking at the golden flames in the sky, Cell's unchanging face finally showed another expression.

"Why is this little trash with double-digit combat power here?" After seeing Satan, Nappa probed Satan with a combat power tester, looked at the value displayed on it, and asked in puzzlement: "This kind of combat power, come and do it." what?"

"What is Mr. Satan doing? Who are those people?"

Because the distance was too far, the reporter didn't know exactly what happened, and they didn't dare to go there, so they could only explain with guesswork.

"So how long is Mr. Satan going to spend to defeat that demon?"

Seeing the Z fighters falling from the sky, Satan on the side was ecstatic.

The aftermath of the battle will kill him later.

"I'll beat him in an instant."

Finally able to play again.

"Let's cheer for the savior together!"

"Then we'll look forward to his awesome performance of Mr. Satan."

Raditz nodded after finishing speaking, and analyzed seriously: "You see, he is too boring to stand here alone for ten days. He must find something to have fun and pass the time."

'Ah, praise the god, he heard my prayer. '

As early as when he was in the Galaxy Fighting Arena, he had already discovered that Sha Rushi was not a cover-up at all, but the same type of person as the number one killer in the world who killed his master and injured him more than ten years ago.

Naba nodded deeply, "It makes sense, we used to play games to destroy cities when we were bored."

"But they don't know that the only one who can really deal with Sharu is our Mr. Satan!"

Thinking this way, Satan took out a stack of bricks and tiles from the universal capsule on his waist, and placed them like no one else.

"Little baldy, I didn't expect you to be good at making jokes." Naba laughed.

"Satan, Satan, Satan!"

'Why is there this idiot every time? '

After the host finished speaking, he trotted away and hid one kilometer away from the ring, but the camera he was carrying was still aimed at Satan.

Well, if Satan prays a few days later, the gods probably won't hear.Because at that time the new god Dandy hadn't arrived yet.

"Hahaha" Looking at Shalu standing proudly in the center of the ring, Satan bit the bullet and made a 'yeah' gesture and replied: "Of course I'm [-]% sure."

"God bless, hurry up and bring some super fighters who can really deal with Cell!" '

Kelin was silent for a while, and said, "Is there a possibility that he is not a comedian, but came to challenge Shalu?"

'It's over, it's over, it's over, I'm dead this time, I wouldn't brag if I knew it earlier. '

"Huh" Satan rubbed his palms, secretly proud in his heart: 'Good performance'.

After finishing speaking, he raised his head to the sky and roared angrily, causing the people in front of the TV to cheer.

"What is he doing? Raditz." Nappa looked at this scene puzzled.

"Mr. Satan, you are somewhat sure about Shalu." The reporter who followed immediately pointed the camera at Satan for the last interview before the battle.

Satan panicked a lot.

'Unique skill? '

Satan, the long-awaited savior of mankind, arrives slowly in a stretched car.

As he spoke, he pouted at Satan: "Hey, comedian over there, show us your unique skills."

In fact, Satan was crazily complaining in his heart: "Are you kidding me? If it weren't for you, a damn reporter, to follow me, I would have slipped away a long time ago." '

Clint: "I'm not bald, and you're bald too?"

Goku and his son, Piccolo, Vegeta and his son, Earth Z fighters, No. 16, No. 18, and Naruto slowly fell from the sky and arrived 8 minutes before the official start of the cell game.

His nonsensical behavior stunned the Dragon Ball fighters.

"Hahaha, it's too funny, as expected of a comedian." Nappa pointed at Satan and laughed loudly: "It's much more fun than King Kai's cold jokes."

"It's really interesting." Raditz also laughed: "No wonder Shalu invited him to relieve boredom, he has some skills."

He patted Kelin on the shoulder and said with great admiration, "You people on Earth are really good at telling jokes."

Kelin covered his face and said speechlessly: "Thank you, but I would rather not have this kind of praise."