Take the farm down to earth

Chapter 261 Bullying Sun Monkey With Courtesy
After Shi Zhongkui had an idea, he stood up with a smile and said to Li Jing, "Heavenly King, please find thirty or fifty soldiers to be dispatched by me, after I return from my visit to Naaolai Country.

So he took people to Huaguo Mountain in person. "

Everyone was taken aback for a moment, and then they thought it would be best for you to go by yourself.

As for thirty or fifty heavenly soldiers, what is that?

Shi Zhongkui took Jiuling Yuansheng with him, used the golden light technique to turn it into golden light, and flew to Aolai country for a mile with one inhalation.

After spending hundreds of taels of silver, I bought suona, gongs and drums, red cloth, wooden signs, twenty altars of 50-jin wine, etc.

Put it into the space, and quickly made a piece of bright red festive clothing, with gold powder on the eight mahogany plaques, with the words 'Welcome the Monkey King to take office'.

Jiuling Yuansheng knew what Shi Zhongkui meant at a glance.

He secretly thought that the little master was witty.

When Li Jing and the others saw it, they were also surprised.

But with this brand, let alone the little monsters, even those big monsters will definitely not attack Shi Zhongkui's team if they see it.

He found more than a dozen heavenly soldiers who could play musical instruments, and ordered people to build some poles, wooden boxes and other things.

He changed out of his armor and put on a bright red festive gown. He didn't even bring any weapons, but he carried a wooden box containing pigs and sheep, and twenty altars of wine.

Beating gongs and drums, they walked towards Huaguo Mountain.

Because Li Jing's army didn't leave, and Huaguoshan lost the battle between the two armies before, the patrolling demons were naturally very vigilant.

From far away, I heard the sound of gongs and drums, and saw more than 50 people in red robes carrying all kinds of meat and wine, walking towards me, and immediately a little demon went back to Shuilian Cave to report.

"Report", the little demon knelt in front of Monkey King, "My lord, there is a team in front of the mountain carrying meat, wine, and holding a plaque that says 'Welcome the Great Sage Equaling Heaven', and they are walking towards us."

Sun Houzi jumped up from the stone chair after hearing this, but the first sentence was, "Do those people have weapons?"

The little demon shook his head, "My lord, except for the leader, all of those people are carrying poles, holding plaques, or beating gongs and drums, and they have no time to hold weapons."

Only then did Sun Houzi believe that the team was really a messenger.

Could it be that the Heavenly Court really agreed to make him the Great Sage Equaling Heaven?

It doesn't make sense, although I won the two heavenly generals and the third prince Nezha before, but when the two armies faced each other, they lost for a while.

Why do you still want to make yourself a high official?

However, if you can't figure it out, you can't figure it out. Since people come to the door with gifts, you can't lose your courtesy.

During the period of the monkey's apprenticeship, he first went from Huaguoshan to the gathering place of Nanzhanbuzhou people.

Moreover, the southeast wind has been strong for several days, and it has sent him all the way from the sea to the border of Nanbuzhou.

During this period, I visited the Great Wall and visited small counties. It was eight or nine years before I knew it. I not only learned to speak human language, but also learned a lot of etiquette.

When he walked to the west of Nanbuzhou and went out by the sea, he made a raft and floated across the West Sea to Xiniuhezhou, then he found Fangcun Mountain.

So the monkey actually knows some etiquette, but he has never been in contact with officialdom, so naturally he doesn't know the way of it.

Facing the monkey monkey grandson, he said, "Little ones, collect your swords and soldiers and go meet the messenger."

When Shi Zhongkui saw the little monkeys, he couldn't help smiling.

Secretly thought that Sun Wukong is just a novice, how could he know that he is courteous to others, whether he asks for something, or rapes or steals.

Facing two old monkeys who were wearing armor and who were obviously the leaders, they cupped their hands, "Please tell the general that an old friend is visiting."

"Old man?"

The arm-armed ape among the second general Humha was taken aback, and quickly asked, "Where did the messenger come from? Who's name is it?"

Shi Zhongkui smiled and said, "General, just tell your king, and ask him if he still remembers his 'on duty'?"

The monkeys were puzzled at once, and when they couldn't figure it out, they could only order people to go back quickly and tell Monkey King.

After Sun Houzi heard it, he thought about it carefully, and then recalled, he jumped out of the water curtain hole and landed in front of Shi Zhongkui.

He opened his eyes and watched for a while, but didn't speak.

Shi Zhongkui looked at the monkey's crown and armor, which was covered with a yellow ocher robe and cloud shoes, and thought to himself that this guy is really ignorant.

If you dare to wear an ocher yellow robe, you are rebelling against others.

If it were a feudal dynasty, there would be no second ending other than killing him.

But in addition to the Jade Emperor, there are Qinghua Emperor in the East, Changsheng Emperor in the South, Gochen in the West, Ziwei in the North Pole, and Emperor Houtu in the Heavenly Court.

Feng Sunhouzi, a titular Monkey King, is nothing.

Then Shi Zhongkui thought that knowing his appearance was different from when he first entered the heaven.

Back then, he was an ordinary-looking mortal on earth, but now he is handsome and outstanding, with a dignified appearance.

"Your Majesty, do you still remember going to Marshal Tianpeng for a drink?"

Sun Houzi immediately remembered that there was a subordinate who gave me advice, went to Tianhe to herd horses every three days, and forced Tianpeng to invite him to drink.

Seeing the monkey's expression of reminiscence, Shi Zhongkui immediately pretended to be pitiful and said, "Your Majesty was very heroic back then, so naturally he looked down on Bi Mawen's official position, but once your Majesty left, he made us suffer."

After finishing speaking, Shi Zhongkui talked about how he was demoted to the world by the Jade Emperor because Sun Wukong tore up the "Tianma Atlas".

Monkey was embarrassed, but at the same time he understood why Shi Zhongkui changed his appearance.

Afraid that he would say some more embarrassing things about himself, he hurried forward to put his arm around Shi Zhongkui.

Shi Zhongkui's thoughts moved, he hurriedly cupped his hands and said, "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, my younger brother, with a mortal body, how can he stand the mighty power of your Majesty?"

Sun Houzi took a closer look and found that Shi Zhongkui was not even a fairy, so he couldn't help but feel more at ease.

At the same time, I wondered in my heart, did I teach him a copy of the exercises to make up for it?

But after thinking about it carefully, apart from Dapin Tianxian Jue, 72 Transformation Technique and Somersaulting Cloud, this is the only martial art I can do well.

Can't help but hesitate.

Shi Zhongkui couldn't help sighing when he saw Monkey Sun was silent, and thought to himself whether the monkey was pretending to be stupid or really didn't understand.

He could only clasp his hands again and said, "Your Majesty is conferred the title of 'Equaling Heaven'. His status is so honorable, how dare my younger brother keep pace with His Majesty."

After finishing speaking, he cupped his hands and made a gesture of asking first, "The king invites first, and the younger brother will follow."

Sun Wukong laughed, and followed Shi Zhongkui's non-stop "little brother, little brother" and asked, "My brother, is the Jade Emperor really willing to make my brother the great sage equal to heaven?"

"How can this be faked?"

Shi Zhongkui smiled and said, "This battle was all a misunderstanding. Today, a certain Jin Xing delivered an edict, and then he inquired about it and learned some inside information."

"Brother, speak quickly."

"Brother doesn't know, after going to heaven, all those who are appointed officials will be respected from humbleness, even the mortal king's family is the same.

Brother is also the leader of the party with [-] to [-] people at this time, and it was replaced by your subordinates, when I first met him.First, if you don't see that person's martial arts skills, second, if you don't see his merits, and third, if you don't see that he can advise you, how can you let him sit in a high position? "

The monkey was immediately speechless.

(End of this chapter)