Take the farm down to earth

Chapter 4 So You Guarantee Me To Be A Groom

Shi Zhongkui twitched his lips, even ten canopies are not enough for monkeys.

Seeing that Wang Hu, Ma Ben, and He Yin also used their magic skills to gallop away, Shi Zhongkui did not follow.

Even if he wanted to follow and run on two legs, he would not be able to catch up with Wang Hu and the other three who at least knew how to move.

Standing next to the copybook, secretly thinking if he cheated some cultivation methods from the monkey, or the cultivation method of supernatural powers?

It is often said on the Internet that it is not the 72 changes that make monkeys powerful, but the Dapin Tianxianjue.

Seize the good fortune of the heaven and the earth, invade the mystery of the sun and the moon.

It is also said that this method has the immeasurable freedom of Taoism, Buddhism and Confucianism, and the meaning of being infinite and supreme is an extraordinary way.

The only trouble is that after the pill is completed, ghosts and gods are hard to tolerate, and there will be a disaster every 500 years, and there will be three disasters of thunder, fire and wind.

Can't hide, both body and spirit are destroyed.

The Bodhi Patriarch asked Sun Wukong to choose one of the 36 transformations of Tiangang and the 72 transformations of Earth Sha, in order to avoid natural disasters.

But the monkey only thought that having more was good, so he chose the method of earth evil without hesitation.

It's a pity that Shi Zhongkui can only think about it.

It is impossible for a monkey to be coaxed by others to teach others the exercises passed down by Patriarch Bodhi.

But the immortal method can't be fooled, the cultivation method that the monkey casually talked about must be much more advanced than what Xue Gui and others know.

But the trouble is, if there is no accident, the monkey will definitely go down to heaven.

Because this is a calamity predetermined by Western religions long ago.

After learning his exercises, it means that you have a cause and effect with him, and you will definitely have bad luck with him.

Moreover, Shi Zhongkui didn't dare to persuade the monkey to be patient at all, and he couldn't persuade him.

Once it is really persuaded, it will be tantamount to disrupting the plan of the Western religion, and it will be lucky to just reincarnate at that time.

But if you don't do anything, when the monkey goes down to the Heavenly Court, even if the Heavenly Court does not punish the other people in the Imperial Horse Supervisor.

After the monkey will make a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace, maybe it will be killed by the aftermath of the battle.

That being the case, why not hide in the lower world?
What reason can be used to lower the bounds?

Just as Shi Zhongkui was thinking about it, he didn't know how long it had passed, but he saw Sun Houzi laughing and running back on horseback.

As soon as he got off his horse, he muttered, "Marshal Peng looked quite generous that day, but he didn't even invite my grandson to drink a glass of wine."

Shi Zhongkui knew at a glance that the canopy, that is, the future Zhu Bajie, had been beaten up by the monkey, but he didn't dare to retaliate, so as not to spread the news and cause embarrassment.

I can only flatter the monkey with good words, and then coax the monkey away.

Since he was coaxed away, why would he be invited to drink?

Shi Zhongkui rolled his eyes, he couldn't learn the monkey's exercises, but he could serve him comfortably, and he took the opportunity to perform well, and it's not bad to get the cultivation skills of the heavenly court because of his merits.

Smiling, he cupped his hands and said, "Sir, why don't you go to the Tianhe River to release horses tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow, I think, Marshal Peng Peng will definitely invite you to the banquet?"

Monkey Sun understood Shi Zhongkui's meaning after a little thought.

He smiled, and patted him on the shoulder, "Not bad, not bad, my lord will bring you some good wine and food by the way today."

Shi Zhongkui didn't react at first.

Sun Houzi was not willing to wait for a few days, so he picked up the whip and went to let the horses go again.

Anyway, there is no such thing as day and night in the heavenly court. He can let his horses go whenever Lord Bi Mawen wants.

Unexpectedly, Wu Qu Xingjun came to the door before the wine was finished, and Shi Zhongkui was so scared that his forehead started to sweat.

He never thought that things would happen so quickly.

I just went to the Heavenly Court yesterday, this morning the monkey took office as Bi Mawen, and in the afternoon Wuqu Xingjun couldn't wait for a moment and had to force the monkey down to the heavenly court.

Standing next to the case in the main hall, Wu Qu Xing Jun casually flipped through the Tianma album, and selected a good horse.

Looking at Shi Zhongkui, who was sweating on his forehead and respectful, he immediately asked with a satisfied smile, "Are you the new guard of the Imperial Horse Supervisor who went to heaven yesterday?"

Shi Zhongkui was startled, and then decided that the Gods of Heaven are definitely not as incompetent and stupid as in novels or TV dramas.

Perhaps it was because the Great Tribulation of the Conferred Gods was too tragic, too many people died in the Great Formation of Ten Thousand Immortals, and even the leader of Tongtian Cult was suppressed by Daozu Hongjun.

The gods were so frightened that they were unwilling to fight again.

Coupled with the fact that Human Education and Interpretation of Education owe the cause and effect of Western Teaching, this is how Journey to the West came about.

"Yes, the younger one is the newcomer. If you have any orders from the adults, the younger one will do it."

"Where is Bi Mawen?"

"Master Jian,...", Shi Zhongkui, who wanted to say 'Master Jian Cheng', quickly changed his words, "Bi Mawen went to Tianhe to release his horses."

Now Wuqu Xingjun is even more satisfied, "Quickly call him to see me."

"Yes, yes", Shi Zhongkui hurriedly saluted and agreed, but his heart became anxious.

If I remember correctly, the monkey was shocked by Wu Qu Xingjun, and after realizing that he was just a horse groom, he would definitely go down to heaven.

Sure enough, after the monkey played with Wu Qu Xing Jun, he heard Wu Qu Xing Jun say, "You are not a popular little Bi Ma Wen, you dare to pretend to be an adult, you have no shame".

I can't help but doubt it.

He beckoned Shi Zhongkui, who had the best impression, to his side, "What kind of official title is it if you are not popular?"

Shi Zhongkui hesitated for a few seconds, then whispered, "It's just an official with no rank."

If it was an ordinary person, he would definitely understand it, but the monkey asked with a smile on his face, "Isn't an official with no rank extremely big?"

Shi Zhongkui muttered something in his heart, and reminded in a low voice, "My lord, an official without rank cannot call himself an official."

When the monkey heard this, he probably understood a little bit.

Then Xue Gui and Jia Shan said, 'It's so small' and 'the head of a horse', and instantly realized that I had been cheated.

Pulling off the black gauze cap on his head, he jumped onto the desk and stared fiercely at Wu Quxing Jundao.

"So you guaranteed me to be a groom."

"Hahaha", Wu Qu Xingjun laughed and said, "The groom has already praised you, and according to the Jade Emperor's wishes, the heavenly soldiers should come down to arrest you."

How could Sun Houzi endure such humiliation, tearing up the roster of Tianma and tearing off his official robes, but he didn't completely lose his mind.

Knowing that this is someone else's territory, he jumped, and a golden light flashed.

People have already flown to Nantianmen.

Without waiting for the heavenly soldiers and generals guarding the gate to react, they directly descended to the heavenly court, and the lower realm pulled up the flag and became the king of the mountain.

Wuqu Xingjun, who successfully knocked Sun Houzi down from the Heavenly Court, smiled at the corner of his mouth, and planned to go directly to the Jade Emperor to file a complaint.

Seeing that Shi Zhongkui gathered Sun Houzi's shredded roster of Tianma from the copybook and presented it to him, his eyes lit up.

Destroying the treasures of heaven is considered a felony.

"Yu Ma Jian is on duty, you follow me to see the Jade Emperor with the destroyed roster."

Hearing this, Shi Zhongkui heaved a sigh of relief.

After seeing the Jade Emperor, he excused himself from the lower realms to be punished on the pretext of not being able to keep the Tianma atlas well, so he should be able to avoid causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace.

The Heavenly Court seldom executes a person directly, just like Tianpeng and Lu Dongbin's predecessor, Donghua Shangxian, who made mistakes are all in the lower realms.

To put it bluntly, in the eyes of the immortals, the lower realm is equivalent to being exiled for three thousand miles in ancient times.

Or transfer you from the yamen in the capital to a remote village.

ps: Ask for follow-up, ask for collection, ask for monthly pass, ask for recommendation ticket, ask for reward.

(End of this chapter)