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Chapter 861 If you want to live a good life, you must have some filter in your life

"Thank you for your cooperation. We will dispose of this gun properly."

Chen Yi looked at the gun as he listened, and his mouth twitched as he listened to the official words spoken by the police. I don't know what year this gun was from. Even if you don't dispose of it, no one would dare to play with it.

However, Zhong Xiaoqin said that he would hand it over to the country, so Chen Yi could only agree to hand it over and follow Zhong Xiaoqin to take the gun to the police station.

[Super Body]: No, can't anyone help me think of a way?

In the chat group, the newcomer who joined the chat group at the same time as him is still asking for help. After time travel, he was just an ordinary oyster omelette vendor. One day when he was selling oyster omelette, he saw a blond foreign girl and was suddenly shocked. As a heavenly being, although this girl is dressed slovenly and her hair is messy, she is no different from a beggar... In fact, it is similar. You think that people in beautiful countries live in big houses, but they can really afford to live in big houses. It’s almost the same as in China. It’s the standard for rich people. Most people live on a paycheck and even like to spend excessive amounts of money. This is why so many people in beautiful countries go bankrupt as soon as they lose their jobs.

Well, he is similar to Gu Jia in this world.

In short, this girl looks very down and out. She came to Taiwan not to travel, but to work, specifically to play the role of a beautiful country executive.

Yes, just watch those urban dramas. In order to show how awesome the protagonist is, there will be a group of blond and blue-eyed foreigners touting him. Although their acting skills are terrible, although their Chinese only knows hello and goodbye, it doesn't matter. They are foreigners, and there will always be people who fall for this.

However, Taiwan is only a small place, and the entertainment industry is only so big. Lucy is a bad student. She can’t even say hello and goodbye in Chinese. Her life is so tight that she can’t even eat a meal of oyster omelette. It's time for a big meal.

It stands to reason that Chen Yi would not attack this kind of woman no matter how blind she is, but he couldn't resist the fact that she looked like a widowed sister and had the bonus of being a star, so Chen Yi took her to visit Maxbonwe and dressed her up. Now, well, she looks more like a widowed sister.

[Wandering Earth]: No, you heard her say her name was Lucy, and you didn’t react?

The identity of Chen Yi in the world of "The Wandering Earth" is similar to that of Chen Yi in the world of "Super Body", except that one sells oyster omelette and the other sells earthworm omelette.

[Super Body]: She asked me to call her Johnson at first, but I didn’t know that was her last name!

Chen Yi from the world of "Super Body" was speechless and choked. Before time travel, he was a programmer. He was addicted to his career as a coder every day. How could he have time to communicate with foreigners? How did he know that foreigners were called by their last name in the first place? I thought I had met Scarlett who had not yet become famous, or from a parallel world!

What's more, Chen Yi didn't plan to marry anyone but Lucy. He just thought about it, and even if they broke up, it would bring honor to the country. But who would have thought that after they got into bed, she would say her name was Lucy.

[Super Body]: I think she is lying to me, maybe she wants to eat me and evolve.

Although because of his intervention, Lucy had no chance of being deceived by her boyfriend into becoming a drug mule, this does not mean that Lucy cannot become a god, because in the later period, Lucy was everywhere and transcended time. It can be said that she became the way of heaven.

And such a being suddenly discovered that a time traveler appeared in his universe. Why not study it carefully?

[Super Body]: So it’s not me who cheated, but Lucy who cheated, but she pretended to be the victim.

You two are not good birds!

Chen Yi opened the passenger seat and asked Zhong Xiaoqin to sit down. Then he sat in the driver's seat and cursed while driving.

[Only thirty]: Then what are you worried about? Lucy in the later stage is completely a super artificial intelligence and has lost human emotions. Until she studies you thoroughly, you are absolutely safe.

The chat group is here again, and there are new surprises every day. Why is Lucy willing to eat up Chen Yi?

[Super Body]: But how can I find a girlfriend like this?

Chen Yi:...

Scum!

[Super Body]: You are a scumbag. Whose girlfriend is always in a state of absolute sanity? It is no different from an inflatable one. It is at best a silicone robot, which is even more outrageous than a sex doll. To be honest, although Lucy around him has ups and downs, and is so happy that she can unlock several moves while shopping at Magsbonnet, maybe Lucy is just pretending, and her real mood is actually calm. I don't even want to laugh.

Fuck, it’s quite scary to think about it!

Chen Yi shuddered and glanced at Zhong Xiaoqin next to him. Fortunately, this girl is stupid and looks easy to deceive. She is definitely not pretending.

[DC]: Be bold, Lucy said that she is everywhere, and there is a Big Bang in the movie finale, maybe she is actually the entire universe, and you live in her body.

[Initial D]: Hiss, you mean, Lucy is his mother, and he gave Lucy to...animal!

【Super Body】：……

Can this crappy car be driven?

[Man in Black]: As the saying goes, if you want to live a good life, you must filter your life. If you take it seriously, you will lose. My world is still a glass ball. Did I say anything?

In "Men in Black", the 'Orion' carried by Prince Rosberg of Aquilon is the real Orion, not a gem called 'Orion'. Although the earth is not part of Orion, it is in the spiral arm of Orion. , so there is nothing wrong with saying that his world is a glass ball.

Chen Yi and others can only comfort the newcomers. They really have no choice. After all, even Chen Yi in the Marvel world can only achieve such achievements by relying on Wanda's dimensional engine, but Chen Yi in the "Super Body" world wants to To build a dimensional engine, it depends on whether Lucy agrees or not.

[Only thirty]: Let’s try it. What if Lucy loses her head?

Chen Yi remembered reading a Zhutianliu novel a long time ago. The protagonist pushed Lucy down like a newcomer and started a harem. If others can succeed, there is no reason why Chen Yi can't succeed!

[Super Body]: Come on, you think I'm stupid!

This is to seize the control of the universe, and Lucy is in an absolutely sane state. If Chen Yi dares to take this initiative, Lucy will dare to nip the danger in the bud.

"arrive!"

Chen Yi was multitasking, blowing water and driving at the same time, and finally came to a sales office.

"Hey, what are you doing here?"

Zhong Xiaoqin got out of the car and found that it was not her own home, nor Chen Yi's home, and she said strangely.

"We are planning to get married, so I plan to buy a villa to live in."

The plug-ins are all online, so Chen Yi naturally doesn't intend to wrong himself, especially in his urban realm, so of course he has to spend a lot of money.

As for getting a suite like Gu Jia, Chen Yi said that really rich people buy whatever suite they want. Everyone lives in big houses, okay?

In fact, the circle of wives that Gu Jia met was at most a circle of nouveau riche. The truly rich people don’t have the time to drink afternoon tea every day. Even if they want to show off, they won’t take photos to show off. Just like Mou Cong said, I never care whether my friends are rich or not. None of them are as rich as him anyway, so taking photos to show off wealth is considered low status. In the eyes of truly rich people, this kind of showing off wealth is too LOW.

(End of this chapter)