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Chapter 985 It’s indeed fun to be the Riddler

"This is a cooking cake, so of course there is no meat."

Er Niu was very speechless. Who would add meat to their cakes?

What's more, in this era, no matter what kind of meat, it is considered a luxury food. Ordinary people can live well if they can only eat meat once during the holidays. Where can they add meat?

"You don't understand this. You can make a few cooking cakes with meat, a few cooking cakes without meat, or a few cooking cakes with vegetables, so that the guests can buy them."

Chen Yi talks about facts and reasons. These days, hawkers must also focus on diversification. No matter how delicious your cakes are, they will taste the same every day. If you eat too much, you will get annoyed.

Moreover, ancient times were no better than modern times, and population mobility was weak. Outsiders like Chen Yi and Xiao Longnu were not common on this street. Moreover, for ordinary people in this era, if they could cook for themselves, why would they spend money on cooking cakes?

That’s why your cakes taste so much better and make people want to buy them.

"Brother, you are so awesome!"

Xiao Longnu looked at Chen Yi with admiration. Although she understood, this did not prevent her from admiring Chen Yi.

"It's okay. If you can't buy meat, you can go to Zhujiazhuang. The pork there is cheap."

Chen Yi said modestly, after all, this is something that everyone in modern times knows, and there is nothing to be proud of.

As for why the pork in Zhujiazhuang is cheap, it is because while breeding cattle, Chen Yi also found a butcher to help castrate the pigs in the pig pen.

This is not because Chen Yi wants to take revenge on Zhu Bajie for taking over his body and using his own name to steal his wife. After all, that little pig was eaten by Xiao Longnu. Mainly because everyone who has raised pigs knows that this pig has Castrate from a young age so that you don't have so many worldly desires and gain weight.

But people of this era obviously don't know, otherwise the piglets of the Zhu family wouldn't have so much energy to run around.

"Pork? No, no, no, it tastes too tangy, and the smell of the pancakes can't cover it up."

Erniu shook his head after hearing this. There is another problem with uncastrated pork, that is, the smell of mutton is too strong. Compared with pork, people even tend to eat mutton, so you can imagine how it tastes.

"Don't worry, it's okay. Anyway, if you are interested, you can buy it, but there is something I want to ask you."

The diversification of cooking cakes was just Chen Yi's casual complaint about Er Niu, or Hou Yi, whom he valued more: "Do you want to know your past life?"

The state of Er Niu is different from that of Bai Yue in "The Little Matchmaker of the Fox Demon". He is both Er Niu and Hou Yi. Later, when he used his body as an arrow, he only shot out the spirit of Hou Yi. This is a bit like being formatted. The computer still retains the previous data. You can restore the previous settings and turn it into the original computer. You can also delete the data and completely format it.

"Previous life?"

Erniu scratched his head and asked in confusion: "Why do I need to know about my past life?"

"Forget it, it's too much trouble to talk to you, let's talk to Hou Yi."

Since he met the previous destined person, he, the current destined person, naturally had to learn from his experience. He took out a wooden hammer and hit Er Niu on the head.

"What are you doing……"

Seeing the guest suddenly taking out a wooden hammer and trying to hit his head, Erniu was confused, but still wanted to dodge. However, although he had improved his strength, he was just an ordinary person, so how could he dodge.

As the wooden hammer fell on Er Niu's head, Er Newton, who originally looked simple and honest, suddenly became serious, and the short linen cloth on his body turned into a bronze armor. He looked at Chen Yi without anger and said: " Who are you and why do you want to wake me up?"

"Ah, how did you become like this?"

Xiao Longnu exclaimed, a little confused by Er Niu's sudden change.

"Ahem, don't talk. I want to talk to this person about business."

Chen Yi pulled Xiao Longnu's hand to signal her to be quiet, and then said to Hou Yi: "I am the person destined for this term."

"The man of destiny, you?" After hearing this, Hou Yi looked Chen Yi up and down and smiled disdainfully.

"Just like you were meant to shoot the sun, there are things I was meant to do, but that's not the point."

Hou Yi had no regrets in his life except for his separation from Chang'e. He didn't even want to live forever, so he didn't feel ashamed that he was reincarnated as Er Niu. So Chen Yi directly highlighted the key points and said: "After a while, the two will merge." Then the Jade Emperor will send Chang'e to awaken Er Niu and turn him into Hou Yi."

"Chang'e..."

As expected, when Hou Yi, who was originally looking cold and stern, heard this and heard Chen Yi mention Chang'e, his eyes couldn't help but flash a trace of tenderness, and even a little joyful. After all, it was a good time for him to see Chang'e again. A very happy thing.

"So I want to make a deal with you."

Chen Yi continued: "I can awaken the memory of your past life without any side effects, so that you and Chang'e can stay together forever."

Although the prototype of the hammer in his hand is the Dream Memory Hammer, it has been modified countless times by Chen Yi and others, and it has almost turned into a memory modification hammer.

"What are the conditions?"

After hearing this, Hou Yi retracted his original happy expression, and he realized that the person in front of him seemed to have a big agenda.

"I want you to be the Jade Emperor."

Hou Yi:? ? ?

"wait!"

Hou Yi was a little confused. Did you take this step too far? Why did you suddenly make me rebel, or did you rebel against the Jade Emperor?

Although he looked down on the gods and felt that they were not doing business, he also knew that the gods were much stronger than mortals. Even if he could defeat some gods, could he defeat all the gods in the sky alone?

The most important thing is, why?

The gods have no grievances against him, so why would he rebel?

"There is no grievance, no enmity, no, you have a huge grudge against him!"

Chen Yi sneered: "Why do you think that golden elixir was eaten by Chang'e?"

The reason why Chang'e secretly took the golden elixir was very simple, that is, she wanted to stay young forever and tie Hou Yi's heart.

But after Hou Yi obtained the golden elixir, he told Chang'e that it was a poisonous elixir, the most poisonous elixir in the world.

So the question is, who told Chang'e that eating this golden elixir can lead to immortality and eternal youth?

"What do you mean?"

Hou Yi frowned, feeling that there was something in Chen Yi's words.

"Well, how about we make a bet."

Chen Yi did not answer Hou Yi's words, but slowly said: "I can help Er Niu fully awaken the memory of his past life, but if Heaven wants to harm you secretly, how about you become the Jade Emperor?"

"Why does Heaven want to harm me?"

Hou Yi asked, didn't he say that he shot down the nine suns and saved the people from fire and water? If it was true as Chen Yi said, two suns would appear simultaneously in the future, shouldn't that day's job be to help him?

"You will know if you continue to be a bully."

Chen Yi suddenly discovered that being the Riddler was indeed very happy. No wonder Zhu Fengchun's grandma liked to play this trick.

"Well, if my guess is wrong, then you can still stay together with Chang'e in the future."

"make a deal!"

After much hesitation, Hou Yi finally agreed to this request. Not to mention anything else, letting him merge with Er Niu's memory and regain control of this body was already very profitable.

What's more, if what Chen Yi said is true, Tianting and him not only have a murderous hatred, but also a hatred for love. If this doesn't contradict him, then what kind of Hou Yi and what kind of hero is he?