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Chapter 998: Asexual reproduction is not so unreasonable!

A long time ago, Chen Yi felt that the Heavenly Court’s operation of one day in heaven being equal to one year on earth was very confusing.

For example, the Three Holy Mothers in "The Lotus Lantern" only spent sixteen days in heaven, but during these sixteen days, or sixteen years, she fell in love, got married, had children, and her brother was put in solitary confinement. If it weren't for the Queen Mother's desire to hold the Peach Festival, she probably wouldn't have known about it.

And when the truth was discovered, within a few days, Chenxiang carried Laozi's chopping axe and chopped wood all the way from the South Gate of Heaven to the Thirty-third Heaven.

After much difficulty, Chenxiang was tricked and made to give up his magical powers. A few days later, Chenxiang changed into a Bagua suit and started fighting again. If it were Chen Yi, even the Jade Emperor would be annoyed. What's the point of doing this every other day?

Later, Chen Yi realized that it was just a special case!

In the eyes of gods or heaven, the world has not changed at all. Although it seems to be changing dynasties, it has not changed in essence. It is still a feudal society where the rich live in luxury and the poor freeze to death on the streets.

Of course, you can't say that they did nothing. They will judge people after they die, although sometimes the judgment is not very fair, such as a certain Erlang Shen who arbitrarily added 20 years to his nephew's life span, but at least they have achieved relative fairness after death, with evil being punished and good being rewarded.

It’s just that the so-called reward for good deeds is left for the next reincarnated person. As for whether the next reincarnated person will use this opportunity to do good or evil, that will naturally be judged after they die. This cycle will repeat itself endlessly.

During this process, some people with extraordinary talents will emerge, such as people who have done good deeds for ten generations and have the physique to easily become immortals. Then the immortals will find the right opportunity to come down to the earth, enlighten them, and earn some merits or favors for themselves.

Therefore, for the Heavenly Palace, the birth, aging, sickness, death, poverty and suffering in the human world are actually not worth seeing at all, and are even a bit boring. Instead, if time is accelerated, perhaps some different scenes will be seen.

It's like you raise a nest of ants for an observation experiment. Even if you stare at the ants every day at the beginning, you will get bored after a while. So you set up a camera, then record them, and finally put them on the memory card and speed up the video software. You will only pay attention to those special ants. As for what will happen to those mediocre ants, you don't care at all, and no one cares.

  But in the eyes of gods, humans are just a group of ants!

The same is true for Taishang Laojun. In his opinion, it is not a bad thing for the cat demon to come down to earth and bring the golden elixir to Zhu Bajie. As for what will happen in the process, as long as Zhu Bajie can be enlightened, it doesn’t matter whether the people of Zhujiazhuang die or not, and it doesn’t matter whether the pigs in Zhujiazhuang die or not. They will die anyway, so after death, just give them some merits and let them be reborn in a good way.

So when he found out that the person with destiny was not dead, he was not in a hurry. After all, as long as the Wuji Golden Pill was not eaten by the person with destiny, then the person with destiny was just an ordinary person with good luck.

So when the two suns appeared together, Chen Yi found Houyi in the name of funding the army. Just when the two were talking happily, the Heavenly Court summoned them both to heaven.

It turned out that he was deliberately trying to get me to go to heaven!

Logically speaking, Erniu is the reincarnation of Houyi, and no matter how blind the people in heaven are, it is impossible for them to summon Zhu Bajie up.

It’s not that Zhu Bajie’s pig head is too eye-catching. After all, they even suspect that Houyi was reincarnated as a cake, so his IQ is indeed worrying.

  But no matter how worrying it is, what you want to summon is one person, not two people. This is like the classic routine in urban novels: the beautiful heroine looks for the hero as a shield. She can look for the hero as a shield, or she can look for the second male lead or even a passerby as a shield, but it is impossible to pull the hero and the second male lead together and say that these two are her boyfriends. Isn't this just fooling fools?

Chen Yi did not resist and was taken to the heaven together with Houyi. To be honest, compared with the scenes shown in TV dramas, the heaven in this world is not that shabby, but it still gives Chen Yi a small-minded feeling, as if it was a makeshift team... Maybe it is true, after all, the current timeline is not the beginning of the Conferred God Ceremony yet.

This group of gods were quite rude. They brought the two men to heaven and asked them to shoot arrows, as if it was a matter of course for Houyi to help them.

"Rather than shooting the sun, I actually want to know why there are two suns?"

If Chen Yi didn't think that Taibai Jinxing was a fool, no, not a bad person, he would have thought that this guy must have ulterior motives.

Chen Yi was not thrown aside by Taibai Jinxing as in the original plot. Taibai Jinxing thought Chen Yi was Hou Yi. After all, Chen Yi's strength was not inferior to his - he was always so confident. So Chen Yi was mistaken for Hou Yi by Taibai Jinxing, and appeared in front of the immortals with the real Hou Yi.

"Yes, why?"

  Let's talk about facts and reason. The sun has been around for who knows how many years, and then it gave birth to a child out of nowhere. There must be an explanation, right?

Asexual reproduction is not so unreasonable!

Taibai Jinxing also looked at the immortals with great curiosity. The immortals looked at each other with confusion on their faces. Even the Jade Emperor frowned and looked at the immortals, hoping to get an answer.

It doesn't look like he's pretending.

Chen Yi carefully observed the Jade Emperor's expression and found that his confusion did not seem to be fake, as if he really didn't know.

"Hey, let's not talk about this for now. Let's shoot the sun down first."

A middle-aged man with black hair and a plump figure changed the subject. This man was none other than Taibai Jinxing's elder brother, Taishang Laojun: "Now that two suns are rising at the same time, the world is very hot. If things continue for a long time, I'm afraid there will be a tragedy where the seas dry up and the rocks crumble."

"What Taishang Laojun said is absolutely right. Let's shoot down the sun first."

The Jade Emperor, who was wondering why there were two suns, came to his senses. No matter what happened, he would shoot one down first.

"That's wrong. Since this sun can be split into two, maybe after Hou Yi shoots down one, another one will be born, or even one will be born into two, two will be born into four, and so on and so forth..."

At first, everyone thought that what Taishang Laojun said made sense, after all, human life was at stake. But after listening to what Chen Yi said, they realized, yes, if we don’t figure out why the sun became two, what if we shoot down one and then grow another?

  Even if there were a few more... the scene would make one's scalp tingle just thinking about it. Not to mention that the human world couldn't stand it, even heaven couldn't stand such a strong sun!

"But you have to shoot it down, right?"

Taishang Laojun's tone was filled with dissatisfaction, and he emphasized: "The human world is not like heaven. One day in heaven is one year on earth. If you don't shoot it down in one day, then the human world will have to suffer for one year."

"It's no problem to shoot it down, but I think the origin of this arrow needs to be explained."

Chen Yi walked to the platform where the Zhentian Bow and the Sun-Shooting Arrow were placed and picked up the Sun-Shooting Arrow.

"What do you mean?"

Everyone was obviously confused and couldn't understand what Chen Yi said.

It seems that these immortals are really not very smart.

Chen Yi looked at Taishang Laojun with a gloomy gaze, and said word by word: "How about this, Taishang Laojun, how about you refine a few more Sun-shooting Arrows for me? This way, even if a few more suns appear, we won't be afraid of running out of Sun-shooting Arrows."