Endless Stories: Beginning with Type Moon

Adapted Xiaoxiangsheng + thank you list.

Fry a fish sometime~

Small cross talk: About the fact that I was forced to bear the evil of this world and became a heroic spirit, and finally participated in the Holy Grail War.

(Reminder: It is purely fictitious and playful, do not substitute it into the main content.)
list of actors--

Amusement: Angola Mainu
Thumbs up: Matou Shinji.

Actors on stage—

Hurrah! (Applause from the audience.)
Xiaoan: "Hey, so many people are waiting for me to complain~"

Shen Er (to the audience): "Tsk tsk~ Brother An is not easy."

Xiao An: "Matong... What's wrong with Matong?"

Shenji (angry): "Matou Shinji!"

Xiao An: "Oh, Matou Shinji, brother Matou, that brother Matou who just played with me."

Shen Er: "Why did I play tricks on you?"

Xiao An: "You don't know how to play with me? So many people saw it just now!"

Shen Er: "Who? Who saw it?"

(Audience booing——)
Xiaoan: "See you! Everyone has seen it!"

Shen Er (waving to the audience): "Go! Don't make a fuss!"

Xiaoan (referring to Shen Er): "Brother Jiantong, you are really not a good person. Just now, he tore my scar abruptly! That... hurts! It's bleeding!"

Shen Er (to the audience): "Nonsense, I never touched his ass!"

Xiaoan: "Ass? What's the matter with the ass?"

Shen Er: "Didn't you just get your hemorrhoids cut yesterday?"

Xiaoan: "It has nothing to do with that! It's a scar in my heart! I can't even touch that!"

Shen Er: "Oh, oh, that's it, what about this scar in the heart?"

Xiao An (sighing): "Hey, Brother Jian Tong is really not a good person, you see, this is starting to expose my scars again."

Shen Er: "Why did I start to expose your scars again? I didn't touch you either."

Xiaoan: "You can't ask! Asking is exposing my scars!"

Shen Er: "Alright, I won't ask."

Xiaoan: "If you don't ask, how can this cross talk go on?"

Shen Er: "I think you just need to have a big mouth, you know that?"

Xiaoan: "Did you see, my friends, this is a villain! Look at this vicious face! Tsk tsk tsk! My wound started to hurt again!"

Shen Er: "I didn't ask, why did it hurt again?"

Xiaoan: "Just now I got excited, I slapped my butt, ouch~ I just got cut hemorrhoids~"

Shen Er: "Hi! It's hemorrhoids!"

Xiaoan: "Hey! It's more than that! The scars on the soul are also bleeding!"

Shen Er: "Come on, come on, take it apart and let the big guys see if it's true."

Xiaoan: "Tsk tsk tsk, friends, look at this Tong... this thing, can he be considered a person? Is this something that a person can say?"

Shen Er: "Don't force me to do it. Besides, are you still acting?"

Xiaoan: "It's okay, let's play it!"

(Turns to look at Shen Er, without speaking.)
Shen Er: "What do you see me doing? You're acting!"

Xiaoan: "You don't ask me how to act?"

Shen Er: "Well, you have to start with me, then I'll ask, you..."

Xiao An (covering his chest): "Yo, yo, it hurts, it hurts...I can't do it anymore, I have to..."

Shen Er (kicks): "Go to the side and die!"

Xiaoan (clearing throat): "Ahem, show, show, show, let's stop making trouble."

Shen Er: "I really don't want to make trouble, it's started. Ahem! That's to say..."

Xiao An: "Ouch~"

Shen Er (kicks): "Are you dead or not?"

Xiaoan: "Stop making trouble, stop making trouble, start again."

Shen Er: "Why do you hate this person so much? Here we go again, it's you who said that you have been wronged so much... Hey, hey! Why are you still crying?"

Xiao An (wipes away tears): "I can't think about it! I can't control myself when I think about it! Woooooo——"

Shen Er: "Well, it seems that the cross talk can't be performed today."

Xiaoan: "Let me tell you, audience friends, those people are simply not human!"

Shinji: "Is this the beginning?"

Xiaoan: "I was happy and happy that day, carrying a hoe on my back and preparing to go out to work, but as soon as I went out..."

Shen Er: "You were beaten?"

Xiaoan: "Yeah! I was beaten! It was a gang fight!"

Shen Er: "Did anyone in the audience bring firecrackers?"

Xiaoan: "That's not the point! The point is what happens later!"

Shen Er: "Being beaten is not the point?"

Xiaoan: "The point is that they framed me after the beating! They charged me with a lot of crimes that have nothing to do with me at all! Don't let me argue!"

Shen Er: "This is indeed quite angry. I am angry when I think about it. What kind of crime is there?"

Xiao An: "Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..."

Shen Er: "Speak human words!"

Xiao An: "Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..."

Shen Er: "What happened when you left your vocal cords at home? Speak! Speak openly! Everyone is here to listen to your complaints! The first one! Just tell me what the first crime they charged you with!"

Xiao An (whispered): "...peeking over the wall to see the next door Widow Wang taking a shower..."

Shen Er: "Why do I feel that you have not been wronged?"

Xiao An: "That's not the point! What's behind is the point!"

Shen Er: "Don't, just based on this one, I don't think I hit the wrong person. I want to beat you up. I really owe this kid."

Xiaoan: "There is no need to mention the second, third and hundredth crimes."

Shen Er (La Xiaoan): "No, I think it is necessary to talk about it."

Xiaoan: "It doesn't matter what they said! What matters is what they really want to do!"

Shen Er: "Shouldn't I teach you to go from house to house and watch other people's wives take a shower?"

Xiaoan: "How do you know? Cough cough, no! Their real purpose is to add a BUFF to me!"

Shinji: "Buff?"

Xiaoan: "That's right! Added a big buff to me!"

Shen Er: "How about playing games? Buff, what Buff?"

Xiao An: "Speaking out will shock you!"

Shen Er: "Then you said it."

Xiaoan: "The evil in this world!"

Shen Er: "The evil in this world?"

Xiao An (smug): "That's right! The evil in this world! You're so old, my friends!"

Shen Er: "Great? Doesn't sound like a good name."

Xiaoan: "I became a heroic spirit just because of this name! I also participated in the Holy Grail War!"

Shen Er: "So in the end, are you wronged or not? How do you feel that you are quite happy?"

Xiao An (rolling up his sleeves): "It's not me, audience friends, the weakest one in the Holy Grail War...is me!"

Shen Er: "Why is the weakest still proud?"

Xiaoan: "What's wrong with being the weakest? What's wrong with being the weakest?! Does being the weakest hinder my pride?!"

Shen Er: "I just don't think this is something to be proud of. Others are only proud when they are very good."

Xiaoan: "You said that, then I will ask you in turn, are you a heroic spirit? Have you participated in the Holy Grail War? Have you been summoned by a group of watery girls (Einzbern) experience?"

Shen Er: "I haven't had any."

Xiaoan: "That's it, so I can't be proud?"

Shen Er: "I just feel a bit off topic, didn't you just say that you were wronged?"

Xiaoan: "Listen to me, audience masters, the third Holy Grail War, the girl who summoned me is really juicy! There are rows of girls in their family who look like they are carved out of a mold! Those few days , tsk tsk..."

Shen Er: "Hey, hey, come back, wipe off the drool, and, it came out of the same mold. Exactly!"

Xiaoan: "Don't worry about so much, the human patriarch let go of it at that time, saying that as long as I can win, it's all mine!"

Shen Er: "Huo, this is a generous move. A man probably can't stand this."

Xiaoan: "That's right! As soon as I heard this, I was so excited! Set up my future wives and go to the front line!"

Shen Er: "Wife is called? Then what happened after that?"

Xiaoan: "I lost."

Shen Er: "How did you lose?"

Xiaoan: "On the fourth day, I was knocked over."

Shen Er: "Yeah, I almost forgot that you still have the setting of being the weakest."

Xiaoan: "Hi! That's right, I forgot about it myself at the time!"

Shen Er: "You said you forgot all about it?"

Xiao An: "Aren't you excited? Who cares about those little things for a while?"

Shen Er: "You can't forget this matter even if you are excited, can't you hide a little if you are weak?"

Xiaoan: "I regret it too! It was my wife who came here! Then... there is no one left!"

Shen Er: "Then what happens later?"

Xiao An: "Later, I made a home in the Holy Grail."

Shen Er: "Oh... hey? Wait a minute, settle down? You didn't go back (Hall of Valor)?"

Xiao An: "My wife is still there, can I go back?"

Shen Er: "Isn't that your wife?"

Xiaoan: "I don't care, anyway, I can't go back until my wife wins! I'll be stupid! I won't go back!"

Shen Er: "It's really you."

Xiao An: "Then sixty years later, I suddenly discovered that someone robbed my wife! I was so angry at that time... hey! I was so angry!"

Shen Er: "True or false?"

Xiao An: "Just the man with the haircut that looks like cat ears, I was so angry! Really, I wanted to kill him at that time! The revenge of taking his wife is irreconcilable, my friends!"

Shinji: "Cat ears... cat ears... yes, it's Kiritsugu!"

Xiaoan: "Yes! That's right, that's the name! After I found out that I was robbing my wife, I didn't let him go! I used the Holy Grail to clean him up! I even cursed him!"

Shen Er: "Why did he rob your wife? Irisviel? That has nothing to do with you, he was only one year old when he married Kiritsugu."

Xiaoan: "It doesn't matter, anyway, anyone who looks like that is my wife! As long as it comes out of a mold, it is my wife!"

Shen Er: "Well, it's unreasonable to start. Then?"

Xiaoan: "There is no more, I took my wife back (personality, skin) and became the stepfather of my child (Ilya)."

Shen Er: "Wait a minute, what's the matter with you becoming your child's stepfather?"

Xiaoan: "Being a father is something I'm too embarrassed to say, but I can't help it. If something happens, I can only accept it. In the next ten years, I will live with her mother in the Holy Grail. Sometimes I was also afraid that the child would be lonely, so I took her mother to see (fool, pollute, guide) her from time to time."

Shen Er: "Isn't my child still so caring?"

Xiao An: "That's nothing!"

Shen Er: "This guy really has a big heart."

Xiao An: "Let's go on, he can't be angry with that cat-eared man."

Shen Er: "Yes, I can't be angry with you."

Xiao An: "Then he found a son for himself!"

Shen Er: "Huh... hey? It's not that you wait a while, but what does his anger have to do with him finding a son for himself? He can't bear it at all."

Xiaoan: "Can't you bear it?"

Shen Er: "Well, I can't stand it."

Xiaoan: "That has nothing to do with me, I have a wife and I don't care, hihihi..."

Shen Er (kicks): "Look at your bastard..."

The two bowed at the same time and took the curtain call——

(I can't make it up any more, Quan Dangbojun just smile, don't take it seriously.)
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