Endless Stories: Beginning with Type Moon

The Peach Garden of the Queen Mother of the West.

Once again, the monkey who was fooled by Taibai Jinxing thought to himself in front of the new land of Pantaoyuan who was introducing himself with neither humble nor overbearing.

The question is that this new land is too familiar, I just saw it in the Yumajian two days ago!

Because of the wind in the ears of the Jade Emperor's maid and other reasons, Shen Er, who was promoted to the land of Pantao Garden this morning, whose main duty is to monitor and take care of the monkey, smiled secretly, and then called out pretending to be questioning.

"Great Saint?"

The monkey who came back to his senses cleared his throat: "Oh...it's okay, my old grandson just thinks that you are very destined."

"The little god thinks so too. I didn't expect to see the great sage again after only a few days."

Shen Er said with a smile, but in his heart he was thinking about how to make the monkey make mistakes earlier. This is a hidden task that was not clearly stated in the previous letter but anyone with a discerning eye can see.

After all, they could think of letting a monkey visit the Pantao Garden, so they can figure out what their intentions are even if they don't use their brains and toes!
It is nothing more than to let the monkey make a mistake and catch it nearby.

But the monkey didn't see it, and he felt flattered that Tianting had recognized his title as the Great Sage Equaling Heaven.

By the way, Shen Er was able to rise from an unranked Bi Mawen to a righteous god with a rank in such a short period of time, not only because of the deaf ears of the hot maid, but also because of Shen Er's own made-up resume .

A total of more than 500 million words of the main text of ten generations of abuse!
Even the Jade Emperor couldn't help crying when he saw it, and couldn't help feeling: The world kissed him bitterly, but he always reciprocated it with songs!
This is still the thought of the Jade Emperor who just read the first volume, which is the first life history compiled by Shen Er.Shen Er's next child, the ninth generation, actually made up more cruel, which can make people die.

The sins suffered in one life can be compared to the sins suffered by other gods in ten and a hundred generations. Betrayal by close people, hurt by the one you love the most can only be regarded as drizzle.

However, he never felt resentment in his heart!

The Jade Emperor, who was following the second volume, could not stop crying while reading.It's a pity that such a master of truth, goodness and beauty failed to cultivate the real fruit!

Above the Lingxiao Palace, all the gods and gods were puzzled. After the Jade Emperor came to court today, he didn't talk about anything, and he was focused on fishing, looking at the resumes on the table from the beginning to the end.

Then wept while watching. During this period, I secretly wiped my tears with my sleeves several times, and my eyes were almost swollen from crying!

Like everyone present, Tota Li Tianwang wanted to ask but didn't dare to ask. He opened his mouth several times but couldn't ask.

In the end, it was Taibai Jinxing who took a step forward, handed over a handkerchief that he carried with him respectfully, and asked cautiously, "Long live, why are you so sad?"

The Jade Emperor didn't speak. After wiping his eyes, he raised his head and let out a long sigh, then threw the first volume he had finished reading to the old man Taibai, and then got up.

"Let's retreat."

Wrapping the remaining nine scrolls with his sleeve, the Jade Emperor turned and left, ready to go back to his bedroom to read slowly by himself.

Although this thing is cruel, it is addictive. The more you watch it, the more addictive it becomes. You can't stop it!

After the Jade Emperor left, all the gods gathered beside Taibai Jinxing who got the first volume...

On the second day, the eyes of the gods who came to court were all red, and the chests were... Bah, not to mention the soft-hearted fairies, they are still crying until now.

Even a group of big, rough men had red eyes and swollen eye sockets, as if they had already cried.

Looking at the Jade Emperor who was reading the third volume, the ministers below looked at me and looked at you, and finally they unanimously turned their attention to the old man Taibai who was the most eloquent on weekdays.

Under the expectant eyes of his colleagues, Taibai, who also cried all night yesterday, took a step forward and bowed.

"Long live, Taibai thinks it's better to publish this person's resume in the Heavenly Court. It will definitely inspire those gods who are used to doing nothing to fish for fish. If they read it, they will definitely be able to serve Long Live better."

As soon as Taibai said this, all the fairy gods below who love to fish were immediately unhappy, but fortunately they really asked for the second volume, so they forgave him.

In the next few days, these book-addicted gods, just like the Jade Emperor, did nothing all day long, didn't even sleep, read copies from morning to night, cried while reading, and were abused. The life-and-death struggle just can't stop.

After reading it, I will wait for the new update in the morning.

Before reaching the last volume, Shen Er has achieved the achievement of making pets of both men and women in the heaven wet.

Don't get me wrong, I'm talking about the eye sockets.

These days, from time to time, some brave fairies would go to Pantao Garden to see Shen Er's fairy face, and when they saw it, they would not say a word, but just weep silently.

It made Shinji feel a little uncomfortable.

Also, almost every night, Shen Er would be invited to a banquet by various gods and gods whom he didn’t know. Part of it was because he couldn’t wait for the next day and wanted Shen Er to spoil it in advance, and the other part was because he simply wanted to befriend such Wei Guang .

The weirdest thing is Nezha's family. If you invite yourself to dinner, you can invite yourself to eat. As a result, the family started crying as soon as they were seated, so that they could eat or not.

By the way, when Shen Er was drinking water together after drinking, he found out that although Nezha was wearing a skirt, he was indeed a boy.This also made Shen Er more excited... Bah, Shen Er was a little disappointed.

……

On the residence of the Queen Mother of the West.

Resplendent and resplendent, in the past, there was always singing and dancing at night, and in the huge bedroom where the phoenixes kept ringing, today there is only one woman who suppresses her crying and recites vividly.

It has to be the Queen Mother of the West, who actually unlocked the more avant-garde audiobook when everyone else was still chasing the traditional writing!

"...it doesn't matter, it's all the same." He said with a smile, and then stepped forward and stood in front of the woman, and also stood in front of everyone, leaving their backs to them, watching without the slightest fear Watching the rain of arrows all over the sky."

After reading the tenth volume, the Nine Heavens Profound Girl from this side of the world who stood aside covered her face and sobbed softly.

At the same time, the sobs of many maids rang out in the palace.

Even Queen Mother Xi couldn't control her tear glands, tears dripped from those old eyes with a snap.

"Queen Mother, this person really..."

Just as Xuannv opened her mouth, she had to stop because her tear glands collapsed again, and she covered her face and wept again.

Wiping away her old tears, Queen Mother Xi stretched out her hand and pointed at Xuannv tremblingly: "Add...to the list of banquets for the next Peach Blossom Party."

"I'm afraid this is against the rules..." Xuan Nu hesitated to speak.

"What's against the rules? The old man's birthday banquet is the old man's rules! Let's do it, let me see who dares to talk too much!"

"Yes, Queen Mother."

Compared with the Xuannv in Xingyue World, the Xuannv here has more graceful fairy or ethereal air, but Shen Er just can't like it. In Shen Er's opinion, it is not as good as the Jade Emperor's one who has some street spirit Hot maid.

In addition, except for the Queen Mother of the West, most of the gods feel a little lost after reading the last volume.

On the moon, Wu Gang, who was cutting down the impossible osmanthus tree as usual, was puzzled when he heard the sobbing of Fairy Chang'e coming from the direction of Guanghan Palace.

What's wrong with this?
For ten whole days, the Guanghan Palace cried and cried all day and all night, what happened?
Wu Gang, who was perplexed, saw several Chang'e fairies walking out of Guanghan Palace while wiping their tears, holding various snacks and fairy fruits in their hands.

(In Journey to the West, Chang'e refers to the position, which refers to the female gods who belong to the Moon Palace. All the fairies in the Moon Palace hold the position of Chang'e.)
Seeing their graceful and graceful figures and their fluttering clothes, they were getting closer and closer to this side, Wu Gang had a very bold guess.

Could it be that they are because of their own affairs...?
Good guy, I suddenly became excited!

"Fairy..."

Putting down the axe, raising his hand, Wu Gang, who thought he was handsome, had just opened his mouth when he saw a group of Chang'e fairies passing him directly, and his hand froze in mid-air.

……

The next day, Pantaoyuan.

Facing the hills of various gifts, including fairy fruit and wine, Shen Er accepted them all without hesitation.

There are even several well-fitting clothes, all made by some fans... ahem, the fairies sewed them by themselves.

Picking up a plate of pastries made by Fairy Chang'e herself, and mentioning the fairy wine that King Tota Li had given away earlier, Shen Er was just about to return to the basement office for a drink, when he thought of something, he quickly said hello to the monkey and left.

The monkey looked at it with a confused face. What is so special about this low-ranking land?It is extremely strange to be invited to a banquet by various gods and gods every night these days.

By the way, why didn't anyone ask me to give me a gift?

Is my official not bigger than his?
Ever since, a seed was planted in this way.

Another day, feeling depressed, the monkey who ate several big flat peaches came to sit down at the gate of the flat peach garden.

Sure enough, after a while, several fairies came together, carrying various snacks and gifts in their hands.

"My lord, is the land of Pantaoyuan here?"

"No."

"Then we're leaving."

At this time, the monkey's eyeballs rolled around, and then quickly stopped several fairies.

"Fairy, don't hurry, don't hurry, my grandson can pass these dim sum gifts to him on his behalf."

The fairies stopped, looked at me and whispered to each other, and finally nodded.

After receiving the gift, the monkey didn't rush to find a corner to steal it this time, but chatted and laughed with the fairies, asking about Shen Er's background.

……

When Shen Er first entered the Peach Garden, what he saw was a monkey lying on a branch, wiping his tears and reading a novel, and beside him was a drank pot of fairy wine.

The question is that after seeing this kind of thing, it really makes no sense not to drink some wine.

"Great Saint?"

"Oh...oh." Wukong responded, stuffed the novel in his hand into his chest, and jumped down from the tree.

"My lord, please slow down."

"Tu Tu, let me ask you, the hardships you have suffered in this life are comparable to those of those gods and gods in thousands of generations, so the Jade Emperor only conferred you the position of a ghost fairy, and you don't care about him?"

Shen Er was taken aback, why did he feel that the monkey was fighting for him?

"Say it straight, my grandson is the master for you!" Monkey patted his chest and said, he had completely forgotten the warning from his master in his dream.

The main reason is that Shen Er's resume is too ups and downs, which makes Wukong admire him, and makes Wukong say, such a person, how can he be a person who needs to be fortified?

Master, the old man is really confused!

"Don't dare to say, I, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, is on an equal footing with that old Jade Emperor, he dare not not listen to my words!"

For some reason, Shen Er was a little moved.Although it is only a monkey, and it is not a female.

"Great Sage, don't worry too much. We have never practiced Taoism for the purpose of official positions in the sky. These are just things outside of us."

"No way! How can they be high-ranking people who are vegetarians and you can only achieve the lowest level of ghosts and immortals? I, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, will go to him to discuss it!"

After all, Wukong soared towards the Lingxiao Palace, leaving only Shen Er with a bewildered expression on his face.

Isn't this monkey a bit too righteous?
In other words, will they start to fight directly, do you want to persuade them to fight or something?

stop fighting!stop!Please stop!
You can't kill people like this!

"land--"

A surreptitious call made Shen Er withdraw from his wild thoughts, and turned around to look only to find that it was the maid.

Here, a pull, a hug, and a restless big hand.

Over there, one welcome and one diamond send hot lips...

Lang has a concubine who wants to...

On the other side, it was said that the Great Sage Equaling Heaven had not yet entered the Lingxiao Palace, when he heard the noise inside.

The first is Tota Li Tianwang, just listen to his arguments.

"That man was once the general of a country in the third life, so it is most suitable to come to my sect! My son Nezha just needs a lieutenant general!"

"Lack of a fart! It's the same as your son once had a deputy. I'm different, I really lack a deputy. Yesterday my original deputy made a mistake and was demoted to the mortal world. I see the land of Pantaoyuan Just right!"

The person who said this was one of the five elders of the five parties, the true old Chi Dijun of Danling in the south.

As soon as the five elders spoke, the immortals such as Liusi and Qiyuan below naturally didn't dare to open their mouths to snatch people.

"You have a bad atmosphere, and your deputy always makes mistakes. How can such a person go to your place and be led to death? Why don't you go to my place, and let him cultivate his morals and cultivate his character, so that he can become a good person early." Huang Dijun spoke.

In short, today, for some reason, the Heavenly Court is arguing for a newly promoted little ghost fairy.

Except for Liu Yu, everyone joined in this battle, even Shen Er was a favorite.

As far as this experience is concerned, once it is spread in the world, I believe it will not take long for countless mortal beliefs to be harvested, and the incense will never be broken.

It won't hurt to pull such a person under the door.

The audience gods couldn't stop arguing, and Wu Kong, who wanted to come to the Jade Emperor to have a good chat about Shen Er's position, smiled with satisfaction, secretly thought that the heaven was not rotten, and then drove away, ready to tell Shen Er the great news.

……

"My lord, you are back."

Dressed neatly, as if nothing happened, Shen Er bowed to Wukong, beside Shen Er was a maid who was also dressed neatly, but her breathing was a little unsteady.

Wukong didn't have a good impression of this maid whom he had met a few times. Similarly, the chief maid of the Jade Emperor also had no affection for Wukong, but he didn't say anything.

After the two sides gave each other a cold snort, the maid bid farewell to Shen Er with airs and turned to leave.

"Come, come, my old grandson has good news for you."

As soon as the maid left, Wukong hurriedly pulled Shen Er aside and sat down, and told all the movements he had heard outside Lingxiao Palace today.

"It's such a good thing, why don't you hurry up and get the wine, a lot of fairy bars were charged a few days ago? Hurry up, hurry up." Monkey urged with a smile.

Then, the monkey with a moderate capacity for alcohol became drunk.

"Where is the land of Pantaoyuan?"

Hearing someone call the door, Shen Er hurriedly got up to greet him.

As soon as the door was opened, it was the seven maids of Queen Mother Xi!
Commonly known as the Seven Fairies.

"All the fairies are polite, may I ask what is the purpose of coming to this flat peach garden?"

"What else can I do, of course I'm here to help Sister Xuannv to see what the person who is destined for her looks like." The big fairy smiled with her eyes bent, and looked Shen Er up and down with her beautiful eyes.

"Huh?" Shen Er was taken aback.

After asking, I found out that it was the Queen Mother of the West who closed her eyes and pinched her fingers. After calculating that she was destined to be with the Nine Heavens Xuannv, she sent someone to invite herself to be a guest at the mansion, and let Xuannv accept an apprentice by the way.

The predestined relationship must be nonsense, the Queen Mother of the West must want to get herself under the sect before those people in the Lingxiao Palace argue and come to a conclusion!
Commonly known as the first to strike first!

"Let us pick some flat peaches as a gift from Sister Xuannv to the apprentice. Just wait here, and we will take you with us when we finish picking."

After all, the seven fairies passed by Shen Er, and the bursts of fragrant wind brought by them when they passed by made Shen Er feel a little sweet.

No, this is for monkeys!

I can't do the kind of thing that I'm sorry for the righteous monkey!

Warming himself again and again, Shen Er turned around, bowed and bowed, and said, "Thank you Queen Mother for your love, but this peach garden is different from the past, and now it is under the jurisdiction of the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, so if you want to pick the peaches, you have to report to the Great Sage .”

"What Monkey King? Why do I need to report to him when I pick the celestial peach? Sisters, let's go in!"