Bright Sword's Minion Interspersed
Chapter 303 The Hint of the Pun
Chapter 303 The Hint of the Pun
(One)
"Guan Shan! Guan Shan! Guan Shan!"
Guan Shan vaguely heard someone calling him, as if he was in a fog.
The person who called me was a female voice, far away and ethereal, a bit like my wife's voice.
However, what about the daughter, what about the daughter?
"Guan Shan! Wake up! Wake up!"
Well, it's a foreign language, not English. The pronunciation is a bit unique, but it's actually quite nice.
No, who is this!Who!What!
Guan Shan struggled hard to respond, but he couldn't open his eyes or open his mouth.
Not even her name came to mind at once!
But Guan Shan is on the right track, this voice is his foreign teacher who speaks a small language!
She said she was a teacher, but in fact she was only a few years older than Guan Shan. When Guan Shan was in high school, she was studying in university. The two of them actually studied in a teaching and training institution. Later, the teaching and training institution consulted Guan Shan and the Finnish student opinion, let them form a "language exchange study group".
what do you say that is?Oh, it couldn't be that his head was broken by the shock!
Later, the education and training institution developed a small language course tailored for the Finnish international student, Guan Shan also became a teaching assistant, and the two became good friends, and they did not separate until the end of Guan Shan's college entrance examination...
Many people have speculated whether Guan Shan will develop a story with this Finnish student, but it is not possible, because the education and training institution is run by Guan Shan's mother, and Guan Shan was in high school under the supervision of his mother. Dare to make mistakes.
Of course, it's mainly because I'm too young to understand the hints of many puns, so forget it...
Become a memory, already at a loss.
At the time of parting, they agreed to wait until the summer vacation of Guanshan University, and they would fly to Southeast Asia or Southern Europe together, and go to the tropics together.
However, he didn't expect to lose contact with each other since then, and Guan Shan has been thinking about it for many years.
Later, when Dachang was engaged in product development, in which war game, Guan Shan also specially designed a copy, in which there was a hidden Finnish female sniper. When the player met certain conditions, the female sniper would be triggered to appear and Fight side by side together, and at the end, if the player chooses C in one of the three choices, it will trigger the female sniper to send an invitation, and then another copy of "Equatorial Snow Mountain" will be triggered...
Suddenly, the camera in Guan Shan’s mind turned on the fast-forward mode, 4x speed, 8x speed, 32x speed... quickly arrived at a "private goods" section that Guan Shan edited with code on his local hard drive in the copy "Equator Snow Mountain" ...
Tropics, sea, beach, palm trees, night sky with stars.
"It's different, right." Guan Shan smiled and looked into the beauty's eyes affectionately.
"Well, yes, the tropics are really different!" The beauty's voice trembled slightly, and her eyes were a little blurred.
"Actually, it's okay..." Guan Shan looked into the beauty's eyes, and slowly approached her slightly parted lips.
"What do you want...to do?"
"Kipp-iss (cheers)!"
The lips of the two slowly moved together...
Guan Shan feels soft, warm, sweet, spicy...
What's the matter? This is, why does it smell like burning sweet potatoes?And this game has not yet developed the sense of smell and body!
"Cough cough cough! Cough cough!" Guan Shan coughed violently, opened his eyes suddenly and sat up!
"Adjust and come up quickly! The devil is almost on the shore!" The Muggle spoke eagerly in her mother tongue, then quickly climbed to the top of the bomb crater, raised the rifle and fired in a prone position!
Guan Shan shook his head in a daze, feeling the pungentness in his mouth and the hot feeling from his throat all the way to his stomach, wondering how the wine poured into his mouth and stomach.
"Is it okay?" The Muggle turned his face and shouted in blunt Chinese: "Your bulletproof vest and weapon backpack are next to you, hurry up and help!"
"Everything! All! All! All!"
The strange scream of the heavy machine gun was still there, Guan Shan wanted to remind the Muggles to be careful, but he opened his mouth, his throat hurt, so he didn't shout out.
But listen carefully, the heavy machine gun is not firing in this direction.
"Muggle! Help Tie Dan destroy those devils on the boat! Don't let them control the machine gun!" Lao Tu shouted.
"The kettle is under your feet too! Guan Shan, hurry up! We have suffered several casualties, you should hurry up!" The Muggle rolled and changed its shooting position, and then continued to raise the gun to fire!
(two)
Military water bottles are attached to tactical backpacks along with helmets and body armor.
Overcoming the remaining dizziness, Guan Shan took off the helmet and put it on his head, leaving the body armor aside for the time being.
After unscrewing the lid of the kettle and taking a few sips of water, shaking his neck, and stretching his body, Guan Shan opened his backpack and tied the belt with two pistol holsters and submachine gun magazines around his waist, then took out the submachine gun and hung it around his neck. Finally, I groped to check and check. There were still two grenades in the bag, but they seemed to be incendiary mines.
Throwing the tactical backpack beside the body armor, Guan Shan stood up and adjusted his breathing.
It feels okay, I finally recovered a little bit, at least I can shoot and fight!
"Old An! You have to recalculate that account!" Guan Shan shouted loudly.
"You..." The Muggle rolled and adjusted the shooting position again, looked at Guan Shan with wide eyes, and said with a smile, "Okay, you're recovering well!"
"Hey, I'm coming!" Guan Shan smiled, rushed up in two or three steps, looked sideways slightly, then picked up the submachine gun, and fired three shots at the devils who were only about 20 meters away and were about to go ashore. Burst and double burst!
"Da da da! Da da! Da da!"
A few devils were immediately beaten with blood on their chests!
"Did you hear that? Lao An!" Guan Shan continued to shout: "Otherwise, I will not do it! A devil's life is so many oceans, why don't you say it yourself!"
Old An laughed and cursed: "Bastard, miser, if you do the math, my people slept with you for nothing, right?"
"Hey, I'm going! There's still such a good thing, Team Guan, you can fix it yourself, let's go first, it's so annoying!" a soldier shouted happily.
"Damn it, what the hell are you doing? You're fighting wars!" Lao Tu reminded loudly.
The soldiers whistled and booed recklessly, mixed with the sound of guns and screams of devils, which was extremely discordant.
"Da da! Da da! Da da da!" Guan Shan leaned out again, and the submachine gun fired again!
"Bang!" The Muggle accurately hit a Japanese soldier who was aiming at the position of the heavy machine gun!
"Tong Tong Tong! Tong Tong!" A young man with a big arm and a round waist was manipulating a machine gun alone to shoot at the devils in the water!
Favorites are welcome, thanks for the recommendation!
(End of this chapter)
(One)
"Guan Shan! Guan Shan! Guan Shan!"
Guan Shan vaguely heard someone calling him, as if he was in a fog.
The person who called me was a female voice, far away and ethereal, a bit like my wife's voice.
However, what about the daughter, what about the daughter?
"Guan Shan! Wake up! Wake up!"
Well, it's a foreign language, not English. The pronunciation is a bit unique, but it's actually quite nice.
No, who is this!Who!What!
Guan Shan struggled hard to respond, but he couldn't open his eyes or open his mouth.
Not even her name came to mind at once!
But Guan Shan is on the right track, this voice is his foreign teacher who speaks a small language!
She said she was a teacher, but in fact she was only a few years older than Guan Shan. When Guan Shan was in high school, she was studying in university. The two of them actually studied in a teaching and training institution. Later, the teaching and training institution consulted Guan Shan and the Finnish student opinion, let them form a "language exchange study group".
what do you say that is?Oh, it couldn't be that his head was broken by the shock!
Later, the education and training institution developed a small language course tailored for the Finnish international student, Guan Shan also became a teaching assistant, and the two became good friends, and they did not separate until the end of Guan Shan's college entrance examination...
Many people have speculated whether Guan Shan will develop a story with this Finnish student, but it is not possible, because the education and training institution is run by Guan Shan's mother, and Guan Shan was in high school under the supervision of his mother. Dare to make mistakes.
Of course, it's mainly because I'm too young to understand the hints of many puns, so forget it...
Become a memory, already at a loss.
At the time of parting, they agreed to wait until the summer vacation of Guanshan University, and they would fly to Southeast Asia or Southern Europe together, and go to the tropics together.
However, he didn't expect to lose contact with each other since then, and Guan Shan has been thinking about it for many years.
Later, when Dachang was engaged in product development, in which war game, Guan Shan also specially designed a copy, in which there was a hidden Finnish female sniper. When the player met certain conditions, the female sniper would be triggered to appear and Fight side by side together, and at the end, if the player chooses C in one of the three choices, it will trigger the female sniper to send an invitation, and then another copy of "Equatorial Snow Mountain" will be triggered...
Suddenly, the camera in Guan Shan’s mind turned on the fast-forward mode, 4x speed, 8x speed, 32x speed... quickly arrived at a "private goods" section that Guan Shan edited with code on his local hard drive in the copy "Equator Snow Mountain" ...
Tropics, sea, beach, palm trees, night sky with stars.
"It's different, right." Guan Shan smiled and looked into the beauty's eyes affectionately.
"Well, yes, the tropics are really different!" The beauty's voice trembled slightly, and her eyes were a little blurred.
"Actually, it's okay..." Guan Shan looked into the beauty's eyes, and slowly approached her slightly parted lips.
"What do you want...to do?"
"Kipp-iss (cheers)!"
The lips of the two slowly moved together...
Guan Shan feels soft, warm, sweet, spicy...
What's the matter? This is, why does it smell like burning sweet potatoes?And this game has not yet developed the sense of smell and body!
"Cough cough cough! Cough cough!" Guan Shan coughed violently, opened his eyes suddenly and sat up!
"Adjust and come up quickly! The devil is almost on the shore!" The Muggle spoke eagerly in her mother tongue, then quickly climbed to the top of the bomb crater, raised the rifle and fired in a prone position!
Guan Shan shook his head in a daze, feeling the pungentness in his mouth and the hot feeling from his throat all the way to his stomach, wondering how the wine poured into his mouth and stomach.
"Is it okay?" The Muggle turned his face and shouted in blunt Chinese: "Your bulletproof vest and weapon backpack are next to you, hurry up and help!"
"Everything! All! All! All!"
The strange scream of the heavy machine gun was still there, Guan Shan wanted to remind the Muggles to be careful, but he opened his mouth, his throat hurt, so he didn't shout out.
But listen carefully, the heavy machine gun is not firing in this direction.
"Muggle! Help Tie Dan destroy those devils on the boat! Don't let them control the machine gun!" Lao Tu shouted.
"The kettle is under your feet too! Guan Shan, hurry up! We have suffered several casualties, you should hurry up!" The Muggle rolled and changed its shooting position, and then continued to raise the gun to fire!
(two)
Military water bottles are attached to tactical backpacks along with helmets and body armor.
Overcoming the remaining dizziness, Guan Shan took off the helmet and put it on his head, leaving the body armor aside for the time being.
After unscrewing the lid of the kettle and taking a few sips of water, shaking his neck, and stretching his body, Guan Shan opened his backpack and tied the belt with two pistol holsters and submachine gun magazines around his waist, then took out the submachine gun and hung it around his neck. Finally, I groped to check and check. There were still two grenades in the bag, but they seemed to be incendiary mines.
Throwing the tactical backpack beside the body armor, Guan Shan stood up and adjusted his breathing.
It feels okay, I finally recovered a little bit, at least I can shoot and fight!
"Old An! You have to recalculate that account!" Guan Shan shouted loudly.
"You..." The Muggle rolled and adjusted the shooting position again, looked at Guan Shan with wide eyes, and said with a smile, "Okay, you're recovering well!"
"Hey, I'm coming!" Guan Shan smiled, rushed up in two or three steps, looked sideways slightly, then picked up the submachine gun, and fired three shots at the devils who were only about 20 meters away and were about to go ashore. Burst and double burst!
"Da da da! Da da! Da da!"
A few devils were immediately beaten with blood on their chests!
"Did you hear that? Lao An!" Guan Shan continued to shout: "Otherwise, I will not do it! A devil's life is so many oceans, why don't you say it yourself!"
Old An laughed and cursed: "Bastard, miser, if you do the math, my people slept with you for nothing, right?"
"Hey, I'm going! There's still such a good thing, Team Guan, you can fix it yourself, let's go first, it's so annoying!" a soldier shouted happily.
"Damn it, what the hell are you doing? You're fighting wars!" Lao Tu reminded loudly.
The soldiers whistled and booed recklessly, mixed with the sound of guns and screams of devils, which was extremely discordant.
"Da da! Da da! Da da da!" Guan Shan leaned out again, and the submachine gun fired again!
"Bang!" The Muggle accurately hit a Japanese soldier who was aiming at the position of the heavy machine gun!
"Tong Tong Tong! Tong Tong!" A young man with a big arm and a round waist was manipulating a machine gun alone to shoot at the devils in the water!
Favorites are welcome, thanks for the recommendation!
(End of this chapter)
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