Celestial Master Cultivation Diary

198 Chapter 197. Men and women are different
Although he said that he wanted to be a waste, Lin Youyou finally edited a video honestly.

Even if Li Zhe is willing to raise her, she herself is unwilling to be a millet bug. If there is only one person in a family who is under the pressure of life, it will definitely collapse, and even if it doesn't collapse, it will kill the love.

Upload it, and then swipe the background.

Her current increase in various statistics is very gratifying. In terms of volume, the number of fans who have increased in one day is higher than in the past week.But according to the magnitude curve, because the rise is too stable, there is not much turmoil in the mood, unlike the previous two months, when I just stared at the number of fans and kept pressing refresh.

Seeing the number keep increasing, Lin Youyou seemed to be looking at her own bank account, laughing nonstop.

……

The next day, it rained heavily in Jinghai.

When Lin Youyou went downstairs to throw out the trash, it was still drizzling, but as soon as she turned her head, she was drenched thoroughly.

The rain was so fast that it seemed that someone was waiting there deliberately, waiting for her to poke a hole in the sky as soon as she came out of the corridor.

The little drowned chicken came back tremblingly, sneezing and went to take a hot shower, very listless.

After a while, Lin Youyou was lying on the sofa with half-dry hair, a small, dazed figure, holding a cup of hot brown sugar water in her hand, sniffing her nose from time to time.

Li Zhe was typing on the keyboard, and after a while, he would look sideways at her, and stretch out his hand to pinch her small face.

It is full of collagen, soft when pinched, and has its own sound effects - when her face is pinched, she will always grunt twice in dissatisfaction, like a kitten.

After being pinched several times in succession, Lin Youyou finally launched a counterattack, looked left and right, and finally pulled Li Zhe's leg over, lifted his trouser leg, and hugged it into his arms to feel it.

Li Zhe was speechless: "What are you doing?"

"Nothing, you write yours."

"..." Li Zhe sighed, "You look like a pervert."

"You know, too?" After giving him a blank look, Lin Youyou raised her hand to touch him twice, then stared at his big feet for a few seconds, finally gave up the idea of ​​continuing, curled her lips boredly, and pushed Kai: "I don't know what's so good to touch, it's not as fun as the stomach."

When she thought of the way this man hugged his leg all day and couldn't put it down, she couldn't understand it.

Li Zhe gave her a meaningful look: "Men and women are different."

After hearing the words and thinking about it, Lin Youyou nodded, feeling that what he said was not unreasonable. She liked to touch Li Zhe's belly more than his legs, not because of any abdominal muscles, but because it suddenly It's very fun to be soft and hard.

Or touch the collarbone or something... Even if it's just holding hands, she feels very happy.

It's not like Li Zhe, who wants to touch his stomach all day long... No, he also wanted to touch his stomach before.

"But you also want to touch my stomach."

Li Zhe turned his head, gave her another meaningful look, and repeated: "Men and women are different."

"……lecher!"

The dog man is really shameless, he wants to touch everywhere.

Curling and snorting, before he grabbed his feet, Lin Youyou got up first, and lay down by the window to watch the rain.

When it rains, the habits of the two people are very different.

Li Zhe especially likes rainy days, because he doesn't go out very much. When the heavy rain doesn't affect his travel, there are only advantages - such as making the sweltering weather a bit cooler, such as calming white noise, For example, the flow of thoughts is particularly smooth on a rainy day.

In short, for him, in such a scorching summer, a heavy rain is simply a gift from nature.

Lin Youyou doesn't like rain, she finds it very noisy.

The rain hits the window sill, no matter what kind of noise you make, the ticking is a bit disturbing.

She likes the sun. The blue sky and the fragrance of grass and flowers make her feel beautiful and energetic.

If there is vitality, there is motivation, which makes her want to grow with these flowers and grass.

If it was a rainy day, she would feel drowsy and the sun would be covered by dark clouds, so she just wanted to sleep and did nothing, waiting for the rain to stop.

Li Zhe has become accustomed to this. When it rained last time, she also lay down by the window and watched for a long time. She watched the rain slow and fast, and listened to the wind blowing through the air. She was as quiet as a little old lady.

Opening the window a little bit, the wet wind came in through the crack of the window, causing the broken hair on the forehead to sway with the wind and rain.

Lin Youyou raised her hand to touch her forearm, and there was already a layer of goose bumps on it.

It's getting cold.

This rain seemed to come to cool off the heat, causing the temperature in the entire Jinghai to drop sharply.

Looking up, the little short hand worked hard twice, squeezed several corners of the clothes one after another, and finally pulled Li Zhe's dry white shirt off, and put it on his body .

The shirt was very big, bigger than her nightdress, and the hem covered the skirt so that nothing could leak out.

If all the buttons were fastened, the skirt would be completely covered, as if nothing was being worn underneath.

Lin Youyou continued to watch the rain in her white shirt, her long sleeves trembling again and again, and she finally stretched out her hands.

Looking at it, she suddenly grabbed her cuff, raised her hand to her nose and sniffed.

Then he lowered his head, pulled up his collar and sniffed again, his little nose raised in distaste.

Sure enough, he is a smelly man, even the washing machine can't wash his smell away.

It's cold, wrap up tighter.

……

Li Zhe tapped on the keyboard and thought profusely, and when he got stuck for a moment, he looked up at her, and then couldn't help picking up his phone to take a few photos of her back.

No wonder it is said that the shirt shows the figure, even if it is so wide and does not fit, it is still difficult to conceal the slim figure.

I don't know why, even if I don't wear pants, the range of coverage is not bad, but if it is a skirt, it will only look good.

If there is only one shirt, in addition to looking good, it seems to make people a little more restless.

"There is a fee to wear my clothes."

Lin Youyou didn't look back, she lay on the window sill watching the rain: "I'll give you a hug later."

"make a deal."

"I don't know when the rain will stop. Sister Qiqi originally asked me to go shopping on weekends. If it rains, we won't be able to go out."

The girl puffed up her little bun face with a bit of resentment, the rain never rained sooner or later, but it happened when she was about to go out, it was really against her.

Li Zhemo didn't make a sound, but quietly changed the BGM.

"It's raining all the time, and the atmosphere is not harmonious. Under the same roof, you gradually feel that your heart is changing..."

Lin Youyou finally turned her head away, and Mo De stared at him emotionally: "If it keeps raining, I will beat you to death."

"It's not that I went to invite the Dragon King to make it rain... I'll help you check the weather forecast, uh... the next two days will be rainy, heavy rain, heavy rain."

Lin Youyou clenched her small fists, but unfortunately they were covered by her long sleeves. Finally, she gritted her silver teeth and rushed towards him, wrestling on the sofa.

At the end of the song, the two were still scratching each other's itch. By the time Li Zhe held her down to end the game, the second song was almost over.

"What kind of love affair will make two people take their whole life as a promise..."

Lin Youyou was slumped on the sofa, her hair was disheveled, and she was still panting from the fight just now.

Warm breath flowed between the two of them. Li Zhe reached out and touched the coffee table, grabbed an onion ring from the torn snack bag, and said in an unusually funny and contrived tone, but with a hint of affection: "Marry Give me."

Lin Youyou's eyes flickered, and she got her hands out of her sleeves bit by bit: "Okay, I promise you."

Li Zhe gestured on her fingertips with an onion ring, and suddenly he was in a daze.

Wearing a ring seems to be exquisite, and different hands and fingers have different meanings.

But he hadn't done his homework and knew nothing about it.

Fortunately, it wasn't a real proposal, otherwise, wouldn't it be embarrassing to the ground, and I would have to quickly find an opportunity to make up for my lack of knowledge in this area.

"Forget it, your fingers are too thick to wear. Don't give me this carat of onions to break it later."

Lin Youyou bit the onion ring into her mouth, and chewed deliberately: "I can't put it on, so no one should wear it."

"I still have a big bag here."

"Eat it all for you!"

Xiao Nizi sat up cross-legged, hugged the bag of onion rings, ate snacks solemnly, and snatched Li Zhe's fat house happy water by the way, biting the straw and not letting go.

"I'll give you all to eat, stretch out your legs and lend me to play with."

"...?"

Lin Youyou stared at the pitch-black TV screen, and then turned to look at him. This man used to use movies as a cover before moving his hands and feet in the darkness.

From watching movies together every now and then, to being undisguised now, she is really getting more and more arrogant.

Is it because I am too used to him?

Li Zhe hugged his legs and put his arms aside for comparison: "Why are you so white?"

"Because the legs are whiter than the hands." Lin Youyou thought for a while, took the pillow and pressed it on the legs, and then continued: "The inner thigh is the limit of a person's skin whiteness."

"Really?"

"Ah."

"Then you take this pillow away, and I'll take a closer look."

"...Better than yourself!" Slapping his trotter away, Lin Youyou stared at him with small eyes, very wary.

There is nothing under the skirt, and after a while, what should I do if the little trousers with floral prints are exposed?
Without further ado, Li Zhe began to roll up his trousers, and then found it difficult to roll it all the way up to his thighs

So he moved his hand to the elastic around his waist again.

"..."

"..."

Coughing twice, Li Zhe let go of his hand without any trace, temporarily dispelled the idea, and continued to type on his keyboard.

Lin Youyou swayed with her legs crossed. Seeing that he stopped touching, she got up out of boredom and went to the window to watch the rain: "They are working so hard, and they still have to work on rainy days."

"What construction? The basketball court?"

"That's right, it's raining heavily now. I don't think there are two people even wearing raincoats."

"Maybe the construction period is coming soon, and we are in a rush."

Li Zhe looked sideways, only seeing the dim sky outside the window.

In this kind of rainy day, even in summer, it gets dark very early.

"Let's eat at night, I'll fry a big steak for you."

"how about you?"

"I eat vegetarian noodles." Lin Youyou stretched her waist and yawned lazily: "I don't have much appetite recently, I want to sleep."

"Together, I want to sleep too. It's so cold, it must be warm to hug and sleep together."

Hearing this, Lin Youyou snorted, and didn't even want to roll her eyes at him.

……

The next day, light rain.

The drizzle outside the house hits the window, the house rustles, and the brushstrokes rise and fall, recording the girl's mind.

The rain has lightened a lot today, but the temperature has not changed, and it is still cool.

On such a cold day, the nightdress was naturally retired on the spot and replaced with thin long-sleeved trousers. The fan was also turned down to a low setting to provide ventilation in this dreary day.

As for the air conditioner - it wasn't on at all when I went to bed last night.

However, someone who threatened to use the air conditioner did not move back because of this, it was too unconscious.

Hmm... Brother Li's belly is really nice to touch.

……

In the middle of writing, Li Zhe, who went downstairs to pick up the courier, came back, and brought back two grievances by the way.

Lin Youyou's eyes were strange: "What's the matter? The nose is blue and the face is swollen... You hit them again?"

"What did I beat them for? They were the ones who ate the overlord's meal and got beaten up."

He lowered his head and forgot to glance at the courier in his hand. Just as Li Zhe was about to find a pair of scissors to cut it open, Lin Youyou snatched it away, hesitating a little coyly: "This...I, I will open it myself later...they Who beat you?"

Seeing her changing the subject so bluntly, Li Zhe shrugged and went to the kitchen to wash his hands: "You two talk about it yourself."

The two little demons were crying, Jinghua was better, but her eyes were a little swollen, and two big bumps appeared on the head of the water lamp: "We caught the demon who stole our watermelon that day!"

"who is it?"

"It's the Ji Li you mentioned, my lord."

Li Zhe nodded, knowing in his heart: "And then? He came to the door and was killed?"

"That's not true, it's a little monster that doesn't have such great skills...but it's full of bad water!!"

Jinghua snotted and cried, telling their history of blood and tears.After they came to the door, Ji Li limped them a few times and threatened to take them to a big meal as compensation.

It turned out that the big meal was also the hoarded food of other monsters, and he was caught while eating half of it, and was severely beaten on the spot.

Ji Li ran so fast that he had already disappeared without a trace. Gudu was small and didn't care about it. Only the two of them were chased and beaten all the way, and their heads were covered with sacks.

"My lord, do you want to do it for us..."

"Okay, okay." Li Zhe nodded perfunctorily, and interrupted it: "Justice for you, right? I already know."

Seeing him being so perfunctory, Jinghua paused for a moment, her emotions brewed as quickly as a professional actor, and immediately started crying and screaming, but the silly lamp stick was there and she couldn't cry, she just simply yelled along with it.

Li Zhe picked up the two buns and gagged their mouths, and the world became much cleaner immediately.

After the two monsters ate the buns, they immediately calmed down, Gudu didn't leave anything behind, and the "Gudu Gudu" beside him also started screaming, until Li Zhe poured it a glass of 82 years of happy water, and then calmed down.

He has now discovered that the lifeblood of these little monsters is food. After all, there are not many restaurants and cooks in the demon world.

(End of this chapter)