Celestial Master Cultivation Diary

Chapter 213 212. Dog Talker
The little golden retriever squatted next to his urine, still a little unclear, and there was a deep confusion in his eyes.

Have no idea what this stupid human being is doing keeping it here.

Fortunately, Lin Youyou responded in time, ran to get two pieces of dog food to feed it, and then brought it back to the cage together with Li Zhe, whose IQ was offline, and continued to lock it up.

"Can't it be released?"

Seeing the little golden retriever lying on the fence doing nothing, Lin Youyou felt that it was boring just by looking at it.

"No, just lock it inside, let it learn how to go to the toilet first." Refilling a basin of water, Li Zhe observed for a while, then continued to busy with his own affairs.

Although the stupid dog successfully urinated in the dog toilet just now, the memory of this one time is not deep enough, so it needs to be done a few more times to gradually adapt to the good habit of going to the toilet at a fixed point.

If you let it run around early, you may leave a puddle somewhere.

For this kind of repetitive and boring training, Lin Youyou lost interest after watching it a few times, so she changed her clothes and went out, saying that she was going to take a stroll.

When she came back, she had a thick "Dictionary of Dog Language" in her hand.

Li Zhe stared at the book cover in silence for a while, feeling that now anything can be published in a book.

To be honest, before Lin Youyou bought it back, he never thought that there are such books in the world: "Is this book for people or dogs?"

"...Of course it's for people to see!"

Throwing the book on the sofa, Lin Youyou ran to wash it barefoot, followed by Li Zhe's continuous questioning.

"Do you think this is a small language? Can you recommend it after learning it?"

"……cannot!"

"Have you learned how to quarrel with dogs?"

"...You didn't learn, you also quarreled with dogs every day."

"I don't know...you are not a professional in this book. After I finish studying, I will take the dog language test."

"Student Li Zhe, you haven't even passed the eighth year of English major yet."

"...Why are you suddenly attacking people?" Li Zhe muttered, thinking that this girl must have seen it secretly on the road, otherwise how could she have the essence of dog language?

"So after reading this book, can you really understand dogs?"

"I can understand you."

Sighing, Lin Youyou went back to the sofa and sat down, turned the book to the table of contents and pointed it out to him: "This book is about the dog's body language, not for you to understand its barking."

Although dog language and human language are not interlinked, body language and physiological responses are visible and interlinked, just like a person who knows nothing of a foreign language can run around the world with just his eyes and sign language.

"Look, it's written on it, these common behaviors of dogs, and the possible ideas behind it... Then it also wrote some common training methods and so on."

Moving her fingertips down the catalog a little bit, Lin Youyou was full of energy, feeling like she was reading the demon master's manual at that time: "When I finish this book, I can communicate with Yueyue friendly!"

Li Zhe took a few glances aside, and he felt that if this book was placed in the world of dogs, it should not be regarded as a language book, but a psychology book.

It's all about the dog's movements, expressions, and demeanor.

I don't know why, it looks very professional, but I always feel a little unreliable. Seeing Lin Youyou's enthusiasm for watching, Li Zhe didn't disturb her interest, and continued to type on his keyboard.

The effect of the last big push was very good. The editor asked him to continue to work hard to improve his grades, so that he could find an opportunity to help him arrange another wave, and also gave his highest expectation for this book-if he does it well, maybe It’s good to be able to sit at last year’s meeting, even if it’s just to look at the bottom, to see the world, and to learn from the bigwigs.

This annual meeting is not a small annual meeting of an ordinary company. It is over after eating a meal, drawing a prize, and taking turns to perform. It is a party attended by various big names, authors and celebrities.

Li Zhe is not very concerned about this kind of activities that require social interaction, but this does not affect his desire to take a few group photos in the past to pretend.

In the future, if there is a dispute with the family on work issues, it can also be used as a strong hole card-even if your son is a street fighter, he is also a fighter in the street.

During the holidays, it can also make the faces of the old couple brighten up: that so-and-so, my son knows him, and they even took pictures.

Who said that a one-sided relationship is not a relationship?Chen Quan also told his family that he bought a house in Jinghai——

Bought for a year.

If the landlord didn't agree, he even wanted to sell the house.

……

At the end of summer, the temperature dropped little by little, the fan was turned to a low level, and the air conditioner had already been laid off, but Li Zhe still stayed in the master bedroom and had no plans to move out, sharing a bed with Lin Youyou to sleep every day.

Over the course of a summer, both of them seemed to have gotten used to this feeling of sleeping in each other's arms. If there was any distress, it was that someone often couldn't restrain his impulse, and then got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom.

Lin Youyou was left tossing and turning on the bed alone.

……

It was another early morning, when Li Zhe woke up, Lin Youyou was still curled up in her arms, motionless.

It wasn't until his nose arched around his neck that he closed his eyes and held his face, fumbled to imprint it on his mouth, then hugged him and continued to sleep, with a soft and lazy voice: "I know that I can smell it .”

"what happened?"

"Like a puppy... Yueyue doesn't smell as much as you do."

"It smells its own shit every day, but you don't see it."

Lin Youyou frowned and stared at him, then changed to a more comfortable position and continued to squint, ignoring him.

After the little golden retriever moved in for a period of time, her work and rest gradually returned to normal, and she would no longer get up at dawn to squat by the dog cage.

Squinting, Xiao Nizi frowned again, grabbed Li Zhe's restless hand and threw it out: "I said it all, don't touch my stomach when I'm wearing a nightdress."

"It rolled itself up."

Heaving a sigh of relief, Lin Youyou sat up and yawned, opened the curtains and planned to get up.

"Aren't you going to sleep?"

"You can continue to sleep by yourself." Shaking her long hair, Lin Youyou stretched again, stepping on her slippers to get her clothes.

She planned to wash her nightgown today. It just so happened that the weather was getting colder, and the long pajamas were not only warmer, but also more secure.

To be honest, she is still very relieved about Li Zhe now. Although this man endures very hard every day, he really holds back. Even if he gets his hands into his skirt, it's just like pajamas, put on his belly. Quietly and without moving.

According to Sister Qiqi's words - "If you two are not really together, I suspect that your boyfriend is gay."

"Aren't you tired of changing clothes and running around every day?"

Hearing this, Lin Youyou looked at him quietly, without speaking.

Li Zhe looked at her while lying on his side, and said, "Look, you ran out to change clothes, and then you have to bring back the pajamas you changed. Isn't it very troublesome to go back and forth?"

"Why not?"

"Just change it here, and I won't peek."

The four eyes met, and no one avoided it. Lin Youyou stood there and looked at him for a while: "Then what are you doing now?"

"I'm not looking at it openly."

Seeing her angrily turning her head and wanting to leave, Li Zhe immediately pulled the quilt and covered her head: "Change it, I really don't want to see it."

His head was covered under the quilt for a moment, but when there was no movement, he poked it out little by little.

The eyes just opened a crack, and they met a pair of watery pupils.

Lin Youyou held her breath and leaned in front of him, staring at him motionless. Seeing that he really peeked, she hummed proudly and dissatisfied.

Li Zhe shrank back, also showing dissatisfaction: "You call it fishing law enforcement."

"Look at it if you want, I'll change it here today."

Li Zhe took a breath, and found that she really sat down beside the bed, and even threw her clothes aside.

Being so generous, he actually made him shy, and immediately turned his back: "I, I, I... I really don't want to look at it."

"You really don't see it?"

"I really don't see it."

There was a rustling sound from behind, Li Zhe looked at the sky outside the window, and the scene behind him unconsciously appeared in his mind.

Terrible brain.

One second, two seconds, every second is suffering, and he suddenly regrets this proposal.

It's better to let her go out to change, he is so at a loss now that he can't breathe well.

After a while, the girl suddenly began to tease her: "You said that all things are empty, but you closed your eyes tightly."

"...?"

"If you open your eyes and look at me, I don't believe your eyes are empty."

"..."

Li Zhe turned his head suddenly, and the moment their eyes met, they were both stunned for such a provocation.

Lin Youyou paused for a moment, but didn't stop moving, just hummed lightly.

She had just finished putting on her trousers, and now she was wearing a thin long-sleeved top, and she was wearing it in a weird way—she put on her nightgown without taking it off.

Then the two hands moved around and moved around in the clothes, and took off the nightdress abruptly under the clothes.

After all this was done, two little hands came out of the sleeves, proudly akimbo: "Look at it, you know how to look at it, have you seen enough?"

"admire."

After hugging her, Li Zhe was also deeply impressed by this wave of operations, and then pointed to a little coat that was forgotten on the bed: "There is this one."

"..."

Lin Youyou blushed, wrapped her underwear in her nightgown, and ran to the toilet.

Rolling up the quilt, Li Zhe rolled back and forth a few times, heard the sound of running water in the corridor, and then got up to wash with her in front of the mirror.

While squeezing the toothpaste, he had to explain: "If you didn't tease me there, I definitely wouldn't turn around."

"Who teased you!"

Stepping on his foot angrily, Lin Youyou puffed up her face: "You obviously just want to watch, men are not reliable."

In this regard, as a man, Li Zhe expressed his injustice. Except for saints and people who have already suffered, who can control themselves when facing fishing law enforcement?

But he didn't bother to explain again: "Then you can change it like this in the future, and I'll wake up in the morning to watch juggling."

"Look at your head!"

"Head? My head is really pretty." Touching his face in the mirror, Li Zhe winked, "How handsome... I'm almost out of facial cleanser."

"Oh."

Seeing her so calm and breezy, Young Master Li paused, and repeated: "I, facial cleanser, is almost used up."

"Got it, then what?"

Seeing his amused appearance, the corners of Lin Youyou's mouth twitched, washing her face in a leisurely manner.

Sure enough, men are fickle. He was the one who refused to use facial cleanser at the beginning, and now he is the one who wants a new facial cleanser.

"There's nothing left to do. I've finally run out of it. Wipe it every day, wipe it every day, it's so troublesome."

After rubbing his face with clean water, Li Zhe took the lead to lie down on the sofa in the living room, and began to search for facial cleanser on the Internet.

Then he found that after using it for so long, he didn't even know what brand he was using, so he could only choose based on his impressions, but he found that they were almost the same.

Seeing him lying on the sofa for a while and then running back and wandering around, Lin Youyou wiped his face with a towel, and said the brand name word by word, smiling very proudly: "Don't look, I will talk to Sister Qiqi tomorrow." When I go out to play, I will buy you a new one by the way."

"I just came to wash my hands."

After grunting twice, Li Zhe went back to nestling on the sofa: "Where are you going to play tomorrow?"

"She said that the price of gold is very cheap recently, and there are promotional activities, and she plans to see if there are any nice little pendants."

Everyone has more or less one or two consumer projects that they are willing to invest in for a long time. Some people like to recharge games, some people like to buy toys, some people buy books, and some people collect stamps... Zhang Qi’s pleasure is to buy various kind of gold jewelry.

In a sense, this is still a kind of financial management for her. After all, gold is an eternal hard currency, stable and strong. Even if one day you get tired of wearing it, you can melt it and sell it directly, without much distress.

"how about you?"

"I'll go shopping with her and help her choose together."

"Aren't you going to buy it?"

"I won't buy it, and I won't wear it when I buy it back."

Li Zhe thought for a while after hearing the words, this lady doesn't seem to like jewelry very much, she bought a small pendant in Shengzhou earlier, and then took it off when the weather was hot, and now it's getting colder, and I haven't seen her put it back on.

"If you want to buy it, just buy it, we are not short of money."

"Okay, Mr. Li." The phone vibrated in his pocket, Lin Youyou glanced at it twice, accepted the transfer and deposited it into the card shared by the two of them: "What would Mr. Li want to eat in the morning?"

"Anything is fine." After pouring out a bowl of dog food, Li Zhe squatted and looked at it for a while: "Why does this silly dog ​​keep biting the fence? Is it trying to escape or grinding its teeth."

Lin Youyou, the new master of dog language, came over wearing an apron and took a look: "I'll buy some teething sticks for it later... Don't call it a silly dog ​​all day long! Does it have a name?"

"But it just looks silly."

Looking at him annoyed, Lin Youyou was helpless.

Ever since this dog moved in, Li Zhe would call it a silly dog ​​every once in a while, and she would call it a silly dog ​​every once in a while, and she doubted that the dog really thought his name was a silly dog. .

Because every time you call it Yueyue, you have to call it a lot before you turn your head around, but if you call it a silly dog...

It will immediately look up at you.

　Thanks for the 500 points of [self-closing output]~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)