Chapter 153 Chapter 153
Zhao Yuanle was uncomfortable hearing the tone.

She is not used to it either.

"Yeah, I'm the pig king, so I can pick it up. Some people don't have this luck, so they can only watch."

Mo Qiuer could hear the meaning of the two people's words, smiled and began to chime in.

"This jealousy can't be eaten."

The man snorted disdainfully.

"That's great. I picked up the little wild boar. I'll see how you raise it. If that sow rushes down the mountain and digs up our fields, it will be fine."

Hearing this, Zhao Yuanle sneered.

"Wow, what a big hat. When the weather is bad, there are fewer wild boars on the mountain? You say it, then it is my fault that the wild boars go down the mountain? Laughing dead, I raise mine, close You shit, talk like you've got something wrong."

Hearing Zhao Yuanle's words, the little wild boar suddenly changed his attitude, and turned to face the old woman who was talking to Zhao Yuanle, whining in his throat, grinding his hooves on the ground.

The old woman didn't notice the little boar's reaction.

She showed an expression of extreme disgust, and her face like a tangerine peel was very broken.

"Just raise pigs in your house, cut and eat all the pigweed in our place, others don't feed pigs? Don't eat pigweed? Where can I find it? There are still seedlings in my soil that day, but yours Pigs are running around outside, which one is your pig?"

Hearing this, Zhao Yuanle smiled, and put down the firewood on his body.

She walked a few steps and came to the old woman with her hands on her hips.

"If you are not convinced, then you also come to let the pigs go? Who told you not to let them go?
Ouch, you are the only one who can control the world. You control the sky and the earth, but you also control the pigs eating pigweed. The pigweed in the village is yours, right? It’s settled, which place belongs to which one, and it’s best not to ask people to pass the road at that time, lest your precious pigweed be trampled, even if it’s not your heartache, you’ll cry to death, and you’ll grab two handfuls of pigweed if you die Put it in the coffin. "

Mo Qiu'er couldn't help laughing when she heard that, and the audience watching the show burst into laughter too.

The old woman stared at Zhao Yuanle.

"You have such a sharp mouth, I'm still afraid of you? I put my words here today, and you have to pay for the seedlings in the soil!"

Zhao Yuanle spat to the side.

"Fuck, you can pay if you say so? Your seedlings have been arched, some day they were arched, you say, when, which piece of soil, now take me to see, I have been raising pigs and other people together, to Time to see who is lying!"

With that said, Zhao Yuanle rolled up his sleeves and wanted to pull people.

The old woman roared directly.

"Come here! How dare you touch me!"

Zhao Yuanle fell to the ground if he dared to touch her.

Zhao Yuanle wasn't going to touch him at all. This man was so dirty that she hated it to death.

"Forget it," she shook her head: "You are too dirty, I think I got my hands dirty."

The old woman's face became even worse.

She cursed directly.

Zhao Yuanle stood there, to be honest, he didn't quite understand.

The vernacular of these old people's cursing is too rustic.

Zhao Yuanle snorted directly.

"Keep cursing, keep dancing, I'll watch you dance."

After speaking, she sat on the stone next to her.

Zhao Yuanlan, who heard the movement over there, rushed over from the house.

As soon as she saw the old woman, she directly found the old woman's granddaughter from the crowd of onlookers, and cursed angrily.

Seeing her granddaughter being scolded, the old woman ran to scold Zhao Yuanlan again.

Zhao Yuanle continued on the sidelines.

"Yo, can't you yell?"

The old woman turned her head and spit and scolded Zhao Yuanle again.

Zhao Yuanle was not angry at all, and even told a joke with Zhao Yuanlan.

The old woman was so out of breath that she pointed at Zhao Yuanle and Zhao Yuanlan.

"You two little daughters, Chang Fu, can't get married, and even if there are maggots in a dead house, you can't get married. You have brought down the blood of eight generations of your ancestors, you!"

At this time, He Ju appeared with a scolding voice.

"Mrs. Deng, what did you scold just now?"

When the old lady Deng saw He Ju, she immediately panicked.

Visible momentum is gone.

At this moment, the little wild boar suddenly rushed towards Mrs. Deng.

Zhao Yuanle scolded immediately when he saw it.

"Don't bump into it!" If you bump into it, you will be blackmailed.

Suddenly, the little wild boar braked in front of Mrs. Deng. It looked back at Zhao Yuanle, and then looked at Mrs. Deng with hatred.

When Mrs. Deng saw the little wild boar, she kicked it like a matchstick and yelled loudly.

"retreat!"

The little wild boar suddenly rushed over again, and pulled a pile of shit on Mrs. Deng's feet at an extremely fast speed.

The people around immediately burst into laughter.

Zhao Yuanle couldn't help but snort.

Old Mrs. Deng got angry, and she stretched out her hand to hit the little wild boar, but the little wild boar bumped into it head-on, but before it hit, Mrs. Deng let out a hey, and fell to the ground directly.

But she didn't expect that the little wild boar rushed directly in front of her, lifted its butt and came down with a pile of shit, and even urinated.

Mrs. Deng screamed and jumped up immediately, the words she was about to touch were all gone, only a warm curse was left.

She couldn't help but wipe her face with her hands so that her eyes could be seen through the pig shit.

With this touch, the taste is even stronger.

The onlookers laughed.

Mrs. Deng got angry, jumped on her feet, and yelled at those around her who were making fun of her.

"Laughing at your old lady, laughing at your mother's twist! Damn bitch, your mother!"

The people around were afraid of pig feces and pig urine spilling on their bodies, so they quickly pushed back. Many people began to gloat, and even the violent one directly scolded back.

Mo Qiuer looked at it and almost died of laughter.

I am afraid that this excitement will be spread in the village for a long time.

He Ju sneered and called Zhao Yuanle and Zhao Yuanlan.

"Okay, let's go back to eat, Qiuer, Shuiwa, let's eat together?"

Mo Qiuer waved her hand, and she took Miao Shuiwa to leave.

"Oh, I laughed so hard today, we went back to eat, and there are two little ones on the roof."

Miao Shuiwa passed by Zhao Yuanle, admiring.

"You really are the pig king."

Zhao Yuanle smiled lightly.

"Small idea."

Where is this?

The little wild boar had already run back to Zhao Yuanle at this time, it raised its head to look at Zhao Yuanle, and there was actually a look of pride in its eyes.

Zhao Yuanle touched the little wild boar's head, the bristles on it were a little prickly.

"Awesome, you are really amazing, I will make you the boss in the future."

The little wild boar grunted happily.

Zhao Yuanlan next to her was mocking Mrs. Deng's granddaughter at this time.

"Didn't you laugh at my sister before as the king of pigs shoveling pig shit? Look at your grandma, the king of pig shit, the king of pig urine, everyone stinks to death, you are always shameless and embarrassing, you granddaughter of the pig shit king, what more Laughing man, go and clean up your grandma's pig feces and pig urine, lest she act like a lunatic.

Did you hear that, the granddaughter of the pig shit king's ancestral pig urine. "

Mrs. Deng's granddaughter now blushed with embarrassment, covered her face and ran away crying.

Zhao Yuanlan smiled triumphantly.

"Compare me to scolding, hum!"

(End of this chapter)

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