Back to the age: three-year-old cute baby becomes a group pet
Chapter 124 Jokes
Chapter 124 Jokes
"Of course, it's only been once, and it's only been a month. Don't you just miss me?"
Hearing this, facing the chubby little doll, Huang Junren couldn't help but burst out laughing, "Hahahaha, you are more narcissistic than me, yes, I miss you a lot, otherwise, I will really wait for you .”
"If you get married in your 40s, your ancestors' coffin boards won't be able to hold on."
"Suppress it with a big rock!" Huang Junren held back a smile and played tricks with Cheng Li.
"What a pity!"
"What a pity?"
"It's a pity that you are not my type, as I said before. We are not suitable for each other. You wait for me in vain. I will open up branches and leaves for your family early and ask your ancestors to jump out happily."
"What do you mean the coffin board can't be held down anymore!"
"You can understand that."
"You little girl," Huang Junren pinched Cheng Li's chubby face again, "I really like you, what should I do?"
"You were born before I was born. I was old when I was born. You hate me for being late, but I like you for being born early."
The first three sentences made Huang Junren smile happily, but the last sentence made Huang Junren grit his teeth in anger, "What? I can't get into your eyes?"
Cheng Li was surprised, "What's the matter? Are you... from love to hate?"
"Shit!" Huang Junren threw Cheng Li on the table, "You are so beautiful, it's good that I can like you, and still love you? Are you dreaming?"
"That's good, that's good," Cheng Li raised her hand to touch her chubby face, "I just said... I haven't reached the point where the country is overwhelmed? I want to eat more .Get fatter."
"Still fat? If you get fatter, you will become a pig."
"Piggy is also very cute! Brother, come and take me home."
Cheng Wen'an, who was hiding by the warehouse wall, ran very fast. Before Huang Junren could react, the little girl on the table had already been hugged and ran away.
Cheng Li also waved to him, "Thank you for your kindness."
snort!The bratty little girl, Huang Junren shook his head and laughed.
After walking on the pier road, Cheng Wen'an put down his little sister, took her by the hand and walked away.
"Why do you tell me to always be ready to snatch you away?"
"That person, when you meet him in the future, be careful. He is an ancestor. If you get angry with him, he can treat you very well. If you don't, he will hate you forever.
Grandpa said that his family has been passed down from generation to generation. In his generation, he doesn't even have a sister. His aunts love him like a treasure. Now he is the leader of the dock. He is so young. have energy,
In our family, only grandpa is in charge of the warehouse here. He has no rights and power, so don't cause trouble for grandpa. "
Cheng Wen'an kicked Cheng Wenzong beside him, "Do you understand?"
Cheng Wenzong looked at his younger brother and younger sister blankly, "What do you understand?"
Cheng Wen'an let go of the younger sister's hand, and beat her up, "Understand what? What do you think you understand?"
Cheng Wenzong screamed from the beating, "I understand, I understand."
"Understand what?"
"Don't cause trouble, don't cause trouble, grandpa is not very powerful."
Only then did Cheng Wen'an let him go, "No one is powerful, and there are people who are in charge of everyone. How would you know that the person who offended you accidentally is not a relative of the person who is in charge of your own relatives?"
Cheng Wenzong nodded again and again, "I understand."
"Understand what?"
"To be the grandson of a turtle."
Cheng Wen'an held him down and beat him again, "Say, who will be the grandson of a turtle?"
"Isn't it? This one dare not provoke, that one dare not speak."
"Are you still reasonable?" Cheng Wen'an pushed him to the ground, "I told you not to cause trouble, I didn't tell you to avoid trouble, you have to stand on the ground, you have to stand on the victim's position."
"Huh? Pretending to be a grandson?"
"You can't live without your grandson, can you?"
Watching the elder brother become a beating while teaching the little cousin, Cheng Li applauded vigorously to cheer, the elder brother is a little cunning, she likes it.
"Huh? Is it a child fighting?"
A female voice told Cheng Li to raise her head, and told Cheng Wen'an to let go of Cheng Wenzong.
The two cousins immediately stood beside the younger sister, as if they were facing a big enemy. There were two people on the other side. If the younger sister was snatched away, what chance would they have of winning?
Cheng Li looked at the backs of these two, each carrying a bundle of firewood, not like human traffickers, and the current human traffickers are not so rampant.
"Little sister, are these two your brothers?"
The woman's voice sounded very gentle, but it was artificial and false.
"What's none of your business?" Cheng Wen'an nervously grabbed the younger sister's hand, "Little sister, let's go home."
"Hey, don't hurry, little sister, is your surname Cheng?"
Cheng Li struggled from the hand held by her elder brother, turned to look at the woman, "Yes, you know me, aunt?"
aunt?The expression on the woman's face was slightly ferocious. She, a woman who has not yet given birth, is called an aunt by this dead girl?
Cheng Li admired the woman's face and became more sure of the woman's identity, especially the crooked standing posture of the man next to the woman.
Trying to calm down, the woman let herself laugh, "Little sister, I recognize your grandma, because she said her little granddaughter is fat, and I think you are also fat, I guess you should be that fat girl."
Don't laugh if you can't laugh, laughing so scary will scare a three-year-old child.
She also intentionally used the word fat to repay her, hehe, she is not afraid, in this life, she will be a little chubby pig for the rest of her life, as long as her grandpa is safe, as long as her family is safe.
"Auntie, my surname is Cheng. I don't know if it's the old lady's little granddaughter you know. However, I also know someone, a very bad woman who looks a bit like you."
"Who is it?"
The woman's expression remained unchanged, and she asked two words indifferently. She didn't think a three-year-old could say anything, but she was angry at herself for saying she was fat and talking nonsense on purpose.
Cheng Li backed up and backed away, feeling that she was far enough away from the woman, and then said: "There is a toad who insists on marrying into the city. My father doesn't like it, so she hates her, provoked my grandma, and cheated away the secret recipe.
So shameless, someone picked it up, a shit stick, it should be thrown into the cesspit, and it is distributed to others, it is a spoiler, the family is harmonious and everything is prosperous, and her family is restless.
I don't know who I'm thinking about. My father is tall and handsome. People will remember me. Looking at my beauty, you can know my mother's face. I advise you not to dream, advise you not to plot,
The red apricot came out of the wall, and I don't know who picked it. My father will not take the blame, and my mother will not show weakness. I will defend the house and kill the toad. "
A bunch of jingles were said very quickly, and before the man and woman could react, Cheng Li dragged her elder brother and ran away.
When the younger sister uttered the first sentence, Cheng Wen'an also guessed the identity of the woman, at the moment when the younger sister dragged him, he shouted to the dazed Cheng Wenzong: "Run, this woman is Yin Guihua, the black-hearted Yin Guihua. "
Cheng Wenzong's reaction was not slow. As soon as the word 'run' came out, he ran up reflexively, and even grabbed the other arm of the younger sister, "Brother, pull the younger sister up."
Then, Cheng Li was 'empty'.
Yin Guihua has never read a book, so she still needs to respond to Cheng Li's jingles.
Mao Eryong went to elementary school, and he quickly understood Cheng Li's jingles, but he didn't know who he was talking about.
When Cheng Wen'an called Yin Guihua, who was black-hearted, he understood that his daughter-in-law, who was a big girl in her 20s, was the Cheng family's unwanted one.
(End of this chapter)
"Of course, it's only been once, and it's only been a month. Don't you just miss me?"
Hearing this, facing the chubby little doll, Huang Junren couldn't help but burst out laughing, "Hahahaha, you are more narcissistic than me, yes, I miss you a lot, otherwise, I will really wait for you .”
"If you get married in your 40s, your ancestors' coffin boards won't be able to hold on."
"Suppress it with a big rock!" Huang Junren held back a smile and played tricks with Cheng Li.
"What a pity!"
"What a pity?"
"It's a pity that you are not my type, as I said before. We are not suitable for each other. You wait for me in vain. I will open up branches and leaves for your family early and ask your ancestors to jump out happily."
"What do you mean the coffin board can't be held down anymore!"
"You can understand that."
"You little girl," Huang Junren pinched Cheng Li's chubby face again, "I really like you, what should I do?"
"You were born before I was born. I was old when I was born. You hate me for being late, but I like you for being born early."
The first three sentences made Huang Junren smile happily, but the last sentence made Huang Junren grit his teeth in anger, "What? I can't get into your eyes?"
Cheng Li was surprised, "What's the matter? Are you... from love to hate?"
"Shit!" Huang Junren threw Cheng Li on the table, "You are so beautiful, it's good that I can like you, and still love you? Are you dreaming?"
"That's good, that's good," Cheng Li raised her hand to touch her chubby face, "I just said... I haven't reached the point where the country is overwhelmed? I want to eat more .Get fatter."
"Still fat? If you get fatter, you will become a pig."
"Piggy is also very cute! Brother, come and take me home."
Cheng Wen'an, who was hiding by the warehouse wall, ran very fast. Before Huang Junren could react, the little girl on the table had already been hugged and ran away.
Cheng Li also waved to him, "Thank you for your kindness."
snort!The bratty little girl, Huang Junren shook his head and laughed.
After walking on the pier road, Cheng Wen'an put down his little sister, took her by the hand and walked away.
"Why do you tell me to always be ready to snatch you away?"
"That person, when you meet him in the future, be careful. He is an ancestor. If you get angry with him, he can treat you very well. If you don't, he will hate you forever.
Grandpa said that his family has been passed down from generation to generation. In his generation, he doesn't even have a sister. His aunts love him like a treasure. Now he is the leader of the dock. He is so young. have energy,
In our family, only grandpa is in charge of the warehouse here. He has no rights and power, so don't cause trouble for grandpa. "
Cheng Wen'an kicked Cheng Wenzong beside him, "Do you understand?"
Cheng Wenzong looked at his younger brother and younger sister blankly, "What do you understand?"
Cheng Wen'an let go of the younger sister's hand, and beat her up, "Understand what? What do you think you understand?"
Cheng Wenzong screamed from the beating, "I understand, I understand."
"Understand what?"
"Don't cause trouble, don't cause trouble, grandpa is not very powerful."
Only then did Cheng Wen'an let him go, "No one is powerful, and there are people who are in charge of everyone. How would you know that the person who offended you accidentally is not a relative of the person who is in charge of your own relatives?"
Cheng Wenzong nodded again and again, "I understand."
"Understand what?"
"To be the grandson of a turtle."
Cheng Wen'an held him down and beat him again, "Say, who will be the grandson of a turtle?"
"Isn't it? This one dare not provoke, that one dare not speak."
"Are you still reasonable?" Cheng Wen'an pushed him to the ground, "I told you not to cause trouble, I didn't tell you to avoid trouble, you have to stand on the ground, you have to stand on the victim's position."
"Huh? Pretending to be a grandson?"
"You can't live without your grandson, can you?"
Watching the elder brother become a beating while teaching the little cousin, Cheng Li applauded vigorously to cheer, the elder brother is a little cunning, she likes it.
"Huh? Is it a child fighting?"
A female voice told Cheng Li to raise her head, and told Cheng Wen'an to let go of Cheng Wenzong.
The two cousins immediately stood beside the younger sister, as if they were facing a big enemy. There were two people on the other side. If the younger sister was snatched away, what chance would they have of winning?
Cheng Li looked at the backs of these two, each carrying a bundle of firewood, not like human traffickers, and the current human traffickers are not so rampant.
"Little sister, are these two your brothers?"
The woman's voice sounded very gentle, but it was artificial and false.
"What's none of your business?" Cheng Wen'an nervously grabbed the younger sister's hand, "Little sister, let's go home."
"Hey, don't hurry, little sister, is your surname Cheng?"
Cheng Li struggled from the hand held by her elder brother, turned to look at the woman, "Yes, you know me, aunt?"
aunt?The expression on the woman's face was slightly ferocious. She, a woman who has not yet given birth, is called an aunt by this dead girl?
Cheng Li admired the woman's face and became more sure of the woman's identity, especially the crooked standing posture of the man next to the woman.
Trying to calm down, the woman let herself laugh, "Little sister, I recognize your grandma, because she said her little granddaughter is fat, and I think you are also fat, I guess you should be that fat girl."
Don't laugh if you can't laugh, laughing so scary will scare a three-year-old child.
She also intentionally used the word fat to repay her, hehe, she is not afraid, in this life, she will be a little chubby pig for the rest of her life, as long as her grandpa is safe, as long as her family is safe.
"Auntie, my surname is Cheng. I don't know if it's the old lady's little granddaughter you know. However, I also know someone, a very bad woman who looks a bit like you."
"Who is it?"
The woman's expression remained unchanged, and she asked two words indifferently. She didn't think a three-year-old could say anything, but she was angry at herself for saying she was fat and talking nonsense on purpose.
Cheng Li backed up and backed away, feeling that she was far enough away from the woman, and then said: "There is a toad who insists on marrying into the city. My father doesn't like it, so she hates her, provoked my grandma, and cheated away the secret recipe.
So shameless, someone picked it up, a shit stick, it should be thrown into the cesspit, and it is distributed to others, it is a spoiler, the family is harmonious and everything is prosperous, and her family is restless.
I don't know who I'm thinking about. My father is tall and handsome. People will remember me. Looking at my beauty, you can know my mother's face. I advise you not to dream, advise you not to plot,
The red apricot came out of the wall, and I don't know who picked it. My father will not take the blame, and my mother will not show weakness. I will defend the house and kill the toad. "
A bunch of jingles were said very quickly, and before the man and woman could react, Cheng Li dragged her elder brother and ran away.
When the younger sister uttered the first sentence, Cheng Wen'an also guessed the identity of the woman, at the moment when the younger sister dragged him, he shouted to the dazed Cheng Wenzong: "Run, this woman is Yin Guihua, the black-hearted Yin Guihua. "
Cheng Wenzong's reaction was not slow. As soon as the word 'run' came out, he ran up reflexively, and even grabbed the other arm of the younger sister, "Brother, pull the younger sister up."
Then, Cheng Li was 'empty'.
Yin Guihua has never read a book, so she still needs to respond to Cheng Li's jingles.
Mao Eryong went to elementary school, and he quickly understood Cheng Li's jingles, but he didn't know who he was talking about.
When Cheng Wen'an called Yin Guihua, who was black-hearted, he understood that his daughter-in-law, who was a big girl in her 20s, was the Cheng family's unwanted one.
(End of this chapter)
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