She's going to be a sect boss
Chapter 145 Past Life
Chapter 145 Past Life
He Miao winked and gestured to Song Zishu with his eyes, but Song Zishu hesitated to speak, so entangled that even Yintang was twisted into a ball.
He Miao picked up the stone, turned sideways to block it, aimed at the cornucopia, flicked his finger, and threw a stone into it.
With a bang, the stone fell into the copper basin, and there was a crisp sound.
The people in the queue at the back naturally didn't see He Miao's little gesture.
But the goblin behind the curtain listened to the sound and heard the sound was loud, thinking that there was a piece of silver falling into it, and she was very happy.
Song Zishu saw He Miao's actions clearly, and immediately became angry, his cheeks were puffed up, and he turned his head.
With fair skin, it could be seen that her face was flushed, and she pursed her lips, refusing to say anything.
Seeing this, He Miao cheerfully asked, "Excuse me, Zhenjun, what is the relationship between me and him in his previous life?"
She would like to see how this real gentleman will lie.
For some reason behind, Zhenjun pretended to make some calculations, and then said leisurely: "The two past lives have a lot of connections."
As soon as these words came out, He Miao couldn't help but rolled his eyes in his heart, the standard cliché, waiting for his performance.
Song Zishu on the side looked nervously at the curtain.
The people behind the curtain started, first a sentence:
"The two of you were a couple in your previous life."
As soon as these words came out, the expression on Song Zishu's face froze, it could be said that he was petrified in place.
Turning his head in disbelief, he looked at He Miao beside him.
He Miao snorted coldly in his heart, guessing that the demon probably heard that He Miao and Song Zishu were both young people, so he immediately assumed that the two were a young couple.
The rest of the story follows this train of thought.Boys and girls, just those love affairs, are under his control.
This "True Monarch" really knows how to do it.
The goblin behind the curtain was still playing tricks and said: "The two of you are destined to be married, and the marriage book has the long-cherished wishes of the third generation entangled."
Then he turned around and said sternly:
"Unexpectedly, after marriage, the husband becomes more and more indifferent to his wife and speaks harsh words to his wife for the sake of his concubine outside..."
Speaking of this, the goblin still pretended to sigh and shook her head again and again.
Song Zishu's eyes widened when he heard this, anxiously waiting for the fairy's next words.
"The wife couldn't bear the humiliation, so she hanged herself."
Speaking of this, he still didn't forget to shake the lottery in his hand, as if he was looking at something, so he continued:
"This wife is saying that she doesn't want to have any more entanglements with her husband, and wants to cut off the red line of marriage between the two.
"The husband's self-knowledge of wrongdoing is because he went to the Ten Temples of Yama, stepped into the Blood River Hell, experienced the Ice Hell, and went down the Hob Mountain to the Sea of Fire. Finally, he got this chance to make up for it in this life."
He Miao wanted to applaud this "True Monarch" when he heard it, it would be a pity not to be a screenwriter with such ability to make up stories.
Why, a "True Monarch" went to steal Yuelao's marriage book?Even the rotten stalks like the love of the third world can be thought of.
Another hell, another calamity.
The goblin said earnestly: "So in this life, as a man, you should cherish this opportunity and treat her well."
The people next to him nodded repeatedly, and some kind-hearted daughters-in-law had already begun to secretly wipe their tears.
After all, which woman who comes to seek marriage doesn't want her husband to treat her well.
He Miao turned his head and saw that Song Zishu's eyes were red.She raised her slender eyebrows, and said inwardly, "Oops."
Could this silly boy take it seriously?
"If you don't reconcile in this life, you will have to come back in the next life."
The goblin behind the curtain was still rambling, but He Miao had already thanked Song Zishu by the sleeve and left.
After staying away from the crowd, He Miao breathed a sigh of relief.
Looking back, Song Zishu's eyes, as clear as a deer's, were now full of tears.When he looked at her, his face was full of guilt.
He Miao looked at it and felt it was funny, and asked, "You don't believe it, did you believe the words of this charlatan?"
Song Zishu bowed his head and remained silent.
After a long time, I finally choked out a sentence, "In this life, I will definitely treat you well."
He Miao raised her forehead and looked at the blue sky, speechless, choked, yes, I still believed it.Such an IQ really shouldn't come out to roam the rivers and lakes.
He Miao wanted to go to ask the theater troupe when they would leave for the big show, so he didn't want to argue with him right now.
After she exposes the true face of this goblin, the lie will naturally be self-defeating.
People from the troupe live next to the market, and a few people are drying some luggage.
He Miao saw a little girl with slender eyebrows, stepped forward and said:
"Girl, please find the person in charge. I have something to do with him."
"The head teacher is just getting annoyed, so I don't have time."
The little girl was busy patting the costume, without raising her head, she spoke.
He Miao rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "Girl, you see, I'm here to solve the problem, so you can take me to meet the class leader."
The little girl turned her head, with single eyelids and small eyes, she sized He Miao up, down, left, and right for a while, not sure what was going on with her, she just said:
"Then I'll take you to see the class leader. Don't blame me if you get scolded."
"Never."
He Miao was full of indifference.
The class leader was discussing something with others, He Miao only heard a few words, "the best doctor", "go hire someone" and so on.
"Hello class leader, I heard that your class seems to be in a little trouble, so I wanted to help you."
He Miao stepped forward and introduced himself.
In fact, she didn't know if she could help, but she just saw the trick.
"you?"
The class leader is a middle-aged man with slightly white temples. He is thin, but not short. He has only one pair of eyes and is extremely slender.
Right now, he is full of doubts about He Miao's words.
After all, she was just a young girl, followed by a rough-dressed boy.
No matter how you look at it, I don't want to be a capable person.
"Yes."
He Miao calmly said, "If the leader has a way, he doesn't need me. If he finds things difficult, maybe I can help."
All you need is to be calm.
The class leader looked at He Miao's confident appearance, and thought that it would be better to let her try.
"Please~"
The class leader invited He Miao into the house, and then he talked about the whole story.
"It rained a few days ago, and the danjiao in the troupe caught cold and fell ill. No matter how you ask the doctor to take medicine, it just doesn't get better."
"Seeing that there are only two days left in the Yingshen Temple Fair, and it's about to start, I even collected the money. If there is no Danjiao, what should I do?"
The head teacher said with a sad face.
A hint of cunning flashed in He Miao's eyes, and he said:
"My lord, I have heard that there is a living god outside, it is Xiansheng Erlang Zhenjun, why didn't the leader think of asking this person to help?"
He Miao made a good plan, this is a strategy that kills two birds with one stone.
Not only can he help the theater troupe verbally, but he can also take the opportunity to see if the so-called real monarch really has a way, or is he just playing tricks.
"True monarch?"
The class leader frowned, obviously he didn't quite trust that True Monarch.
That's right, this trick of deceiving people may be able to fool a noob like Song Zishu, but how could it be able to fool a well-informed leader who has traveled all over the world.
"The boss is in a hurry, why don't you give it a try." He Miao said indifferently.
Thank you for your recommendation and monthly pass, thank you~
(End of this chapter)
He Miao winked and gestured to Song Zishu with his eyes, but Song Zishu hesitated to speak, so entangled that even Yintang was twisted into a ball.
He Miao picked up the stone, turned sideways to block it, aimed at the cornucopia, flicked his finger, and threw a stone into it.
With a bang, the stone fell into the copper basin, and there was a crisp sound.
The people in the queue at the back naturally didn't see He Miao's little gesture.
But the goblin behind the curtain listened to the sound and heard the sound was loud, thinking that there was a piece of silver falling into it, and she was very happy.
Song Zishu saw He Miao's actions clearly, and immediately became angry, his cheeks were puffed up, and he turned his head.
With fair skin, it could be seen that her face was flushed, and she pursed her lips, refusing to say anything.
Seeing this, He Miao cheerfully asked, "Excuse me, Zhenjun, what is the relationship between me and him in his previous life?"
She would like to see how this real gentleman will lie.
For some reason behind, Zhenjun pretended to make some calculations, and then said leisurely: "The two past lives have a lot of connections."
As soon as these words came out, He Miao couldn't help but rolled his eyes in his heart, the standard cliché, waiting for his performance.
Song Zishu on the side looked nervously at the curtain.
The people behind the curtain started, first a sentence:
"The two of you were a couple in your previous life."
As soon as these words came out, the expression on Song Zishu's face froze, it could be said that he was petrified in place.
Turning his head in disbelief, he looked at He Miao beside him.
He Miao snorted coldly in his heart, guessing that the demon probably heard that He Miao and Song Zishu were both young people, so he immediately assumed that the two were a young couple.
The rest of the story follows this train of thought.Boys and girls, just those love affairs, are under his control.
This "True Monarch" really knows how to do it.
The goblin behind the curtain was still playing tricks and said: "The two of you are destined to be married, and the marriage book has the long-cherished wishes of the third generation entangled."
Then he turned around and said sternly:
"Unexpectedly, after marriage, the husband becomes more and more indifferent to his wife and speaks harsh words to his wife for the sake of his concubine outside..."
Speaking of this, the goblin still pretended to sigh and shook her head again and again.
Song Zishu's eyes widened when he heard this, anxiously waiting for the fairy's next words.
"The wife couldn't bear the humiliation, so she hanged herself."
Speaking of this, he still didn't forget to shake the lottery in his hand, as if he was looking at something, so he continued:
"This wife is saying that she doesn't want to have any more entanglements with her husband, and wants to cut off the red line of marriage between the two.
"The husband's self-knowledge of wrongdoing is because he went to the Ten Temples of Yama, stepped into the Blood River Hell, experienced the Ice Hell, and went down the Hob Mountain to the Sea of Fire. Finally, he got this chance to make up for it in this life."
He Miao wanted to applaud this "True Monarch" when he heard it, it would be a pity not to be a screenwriter with such ability to make up stories.
Why, a "True Monarch" went to steal Yuelao's marriage book?Even the rotten stalks like the love of the third world can be thought of.
Another hell, another calamity.
The goblin said earnestly: "So in this life, as a man, you should cherish this opportunity and treat her well."
The people next to him nodded repeatedly, and some kind-hearted daughters-in-law had already begun to secretly wipe their tears.
After all, which woman who comes to seek marriage doesn't want her husband to treat her well.
He Miao turned his head and saw that Song Zishu's eyes were red.She raised her slender eyebrows, and said inwardly, "Oops."
Could this silly boy take it seriously?
"If you don't reconcile in this life, you will have to come back in the next life."
The goblin behind the curtain was still rambling, but He Miao had already thanked Song Zishu by the sleeve and left.
After staying away from the crowd, He Miao breathed a sigh of relief.
Looking back, Song Zishu's eyes, as clear as a deer's, were now full of tears.When he looked at her, his face was full of guilt.
He Miao looked at it and felt it was funny, and asked, "You don't believe it, did you believe the words of this charlatan?"
Song Zishu bowed his head and remained silent.
After a long time, I finally choked out a sentence, "In this life, I will definitely treat you well."
He Miao raised her forehead and looked at the blue sky, speechless, choked, yes, I still believed it.Such an IQ really shouldn't come out to roam the rivers and lakes.
He Miao wanted to go to ask the theater troupe when they would leave for the big show, so he didn't want to argue with him right now.
After she exposes the true face of this goblin, the lie will naturally be self-defeating.
People from the troupe live next to the market, and a few people are drying some luggage.
He Miao saw a little girl with slender eyebrows, stepped forward and said:
"Girl, please find the person in charge. I have something to do with him."
"The head teacher is just getting annoyed, so I don't have time."
The little girl was busy patting the costume, without raising her head, she spoke.
He Miao rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "Girl, you see, I'm here to solve the problem, so you can take me to meet the class leader."
The little girl turned her head, with single eyelids and small eyes, she sized He Miao up, down, left, and right for a while, not sure what was going on with her, she just said:
"Then I'll take you to see the class leader. Don't blame me if you get scolded."
"Never."
He Miao was full of indifference.
The class leader was discussing something with others, He Miao only heard a few words, "the best doctor", "go hire someone" and so on.
"Hello class leader, I heard that your class seems to be in a little trouble, so I wanted to help you."
He Miao stepped forward and introduced himself.
In fact, she didn't know if she could help, but she just saw the trick.
"you?"
The class leader is a middle-aged man with slightly white temples. He is thin, but not short. He has only one pair of eyes and is extremely slender.
Right now, he is full of doubts about He Miao's words.
After all, she was just a young girl, followed by a rough-dressed boy.
No matter how you look at it, I don't want to be a capable person.
"Yes."
He Miao calmly said, "If the leader has a way, he doesn't need me. If he finds things difficult, maybe I can help."
All you need is to be calm.
The class leader looked at He Miao's confident appearance, and thought that it would be better to let her try.
"Please~"
The class leader invited He Miao into the house, and then he talked about the whole story.
"It rained a few days ago, and the danjiao in the troupe caught cold and fell ill. No matter how you ask the doctor to take medicine, it just doesn't get better."
"Seeing that there are only two days left in the Yingshen Temple Fair, and it's about to start, I even collected the money. If there is no Danjiao, what should I do?"
The head teacher said with a sad face.
A hint of cunning flashed in He Miao's eyes, and he said:
"My lord, I have heard that there is a living god outside, it is Xiansheng Erlang Zhenjun, why didn't the leader think of asking this person to help?"
He Miao made a good plan, this is a strategy that kills two birds with one stone.
Not only can he help the theater troupe verbally, but he can also take the opportunity to see if the so-called real monarch really has a way, or is he just playing tricks.
"True monarch?"
The class leader frowned, obviously he didn't quite trust that True Monarch.
That's right, this trick of deceiving people may be able to fool a noob like Song Zishu, but how could it be able to fool a well-informed leader who has traveled all over the world.
"The boss is in a hurry, why don't you give it a try." He Miao said indifferently.
Thank you for your recommendation and monthly pass, thank you~
(End of this chapter)
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