Bai Gui Ye Xing
Huge amount of merit
After Shi Cheng finished speaking, Fang Shi Neng also looked bewildered, and then I didn't bother to listen to what they said next, so I pulled Brother Xiang and left. We also left the Zen stick to Fang Shi Neng.Although I really want to take it away, it is their property after all.
"What should I do now!" After I walked out of Nanhua Temple, I asked Brother Xiang. Brother Xiang thought for a while and said, "I'll go online first, this prodigal thing can kill his father now!"
"Well, then I'll go back and prepare the guys, and I'll collect the demons tonight!" After I finished speaking, I split up with Brother Xiang, and I hurried back to the house, found a pile of yellow paper, cinnabar, and black dog blood, and started to draw six characters Six Jia evil talismans, until noon, I only drew three pieces.
Originally, I planned to continue drawing, but after thinking about it carefully, it seems that the power of this spell is really limited!After thinking about it, I feel that I still have to learn some Taoism.
I packed up the spells, put on my backpack and ran out the door, took a taxi and headed towards the mourning hall.
When I came to the Lingling Hall, the business inside was very good, and many 'masters' were telling fortunes and solving disasters for people inside?I suddenly envied them a little bit, they are paralyzed, they can earn thousands of thousands a day with just a little saliva, and fighting monsters with real knives and guns like me is of no benefit.
I walked to the door of Uncle Cong's office and went in. As soon as I entered, I saw Uncle Cong sleeping on the table?As soon as he saw me coming in, he yawned, stood up and said to me: "Huizi, why are you always hitting on me if you don't go to work all day!"
"Uncle Cong, I'm here to be diligent and eager to learn. I want to learn some Taoism. I don't think I'm very good at just knowing those spells!"
Uncle Cong nodded and said, "Chengdu has been haunted by monsters recently, so you can learn something. What kind of Taoism do you want to learn!" [
"It's awesome, it's powerful!" I blurted out, Uncle Cong gave me a white look, looked at me and said, "The relic that Wu Jiu gave you last time was taken away by Bai Chang, yes. Bar!"
"Hmm!" I nodded. Brother Xiang should have told Uncle Cong about this, and Uncle Cong told me, "Do you know why Wu Jiu only gave you and Han Sifan relics but not Xiangzi?"
I shook my head, I don't know where to go, Uncle Cong said: "Because Xiangzi doesn't need it, just like you did some time ago, it's too violent to use such a treasure as a defensive thing, Sheli The son is what a generation of eminent monks left behind when they finally passed away, and all the merits and virtues of a lifetime are in it!"
"Goodness!"
"Well!" Uncle Cong nodded and said, "Taoism is different from spell formation. The spell formation can attack demons and ghosts based on things such as black dog blood and cinnabar. Although all aspects of the spell are complicated, they remain the same. , if there is no such thing as black dog blood to restrain demons, the spell will naturally be useless!"
I nodded and asked, "I understand! But what does this have to do with Taoism!"
"Do you know why those Taoist priests do good deeds? Those monks also like to do good deeds. This is merit!" Uncle Cong squinted and said, "Let me explain to you this way! A person's merit is just the energy he accumulates. The more you accumulate If you have more, you can use Taoism, and if you use Taoism forcibly without merit, your lifespan will be reduced according to the power of your use of Taoism!"
I frowned slightly and asked, "Is merit so mysterious, something invisible and intangible!"
"Many people are like you. They feel that this thing is invisible and intangible, but in fact it is closely related to us. Merit can not only be used to use Taoism, but also bring good luck. For example, if your merit has accumulated to a certain level, When you are about to die, the underworld can renew your fee, allowing you to live for two more years!"
"I'm not a QQ member, and I still have to renew..." I said.
"Anyway, that's pretty much what it means!" Uncle Cong looked at me and said, "If that relic is on your body, you can safely and boldly use Taoism. That's why many people like to use charms. Your own merit!"
I asked, "Well, is it a meritorious deed to help the old lady cross the road?"
Uncle Cong glared at me and said: "Forget it, but it's insignificant. Don't think that merits are easy to accumulate. If you really want to learn Taoism, I can teach you, but you must know the severity. Don't use Taoism casually, otherwise the merits will be lost. It will deduct your lifespan, which is also the reason why many yin and yang live first!"
"Ah, ah, ah! I am blessed and blessed, come on! Teach me something amazing!" No matter how I said it, when I was young, I often went to help the old lady cross the road and the like!There must be a lot of merit.
"Give me the horoscope of your birthday, and I will calculate your merit first!" Uncle Cong shook his head, took out an abacus, and I asked, "Can merit be counted?" [
"Although it's not very accurate, it's probably okay!" Uncle Cong nodded, and I hurriedly reported my birth date, and Uncle Cong counted with his abacus.
Originally, I thought he could calculate it in two strokes, but I didn't expect him to calculate for 10 minutes without a clue, his forehead was full of big men, and his fingers on the abacus were getting faster and faster.
"Fuck, you're a hacker!" Uncle Cong threw his abacus down on the ground and scolded me, "Too fucking much, you paralyzed Tathagata Buddha in your previous life! Why are there so many?" Merit!"
"What's wrong!" I froze for a moment, and asked Uncle Cong, who was a little mad, his chest heaved greatly and his breathing was very short. He said, "I burn incense and worship Buddha every day. My merit is [-]. If you use this algorithm to calculate the amount of your merit, the number of digits on my abacus!"
Then Uncle Cong's face was unusually calm, he looked at me with straight eyes and asked, "Is your paralyzed past life the savior of the world?"
I shook my head and thought for a while and said, "It seems to be Ning Caichen! That's right!" I suddenly remembered that Master said before that I have another reincarnation, and I think these merits should be accumulated in that life.
Just when I was thinking, Uncle Cong hugged my arm coquettishly and said: "Lord, let's be friends! Give me some merit!"
"Fuck, I don't care about sex, Uncle, calm down!" I looked at Uncle Cong, sweating profusely, Uncle Cong finally called my master on the phone, and then whispered to my master It's a lot bigger, I'm sure he certainly doesn't speak Chinese, he's babbling.
I looked at Uncle Cong's appearance, and I had no choice but to grab the cell phone from his hand and pick it up myself.
"Hey, Satoko, what's wrong with you? You're crazy!" the master on the other side of the phone asked strangely,
"What should I do now!" After I walked out of Nanhua Temple, I asked Brother Xiang. Brother Xiang thought for a while and said, "I'll go online first, this prodigal thing can kill his father now!"
"Well, then I'll go back and prepare the guys, and I'll collect the demons tonight!" After I finished speaking, I split up with Brother Xiang, and I hurried back to the house, found a pile of yellow paper, cinnabar, and black dog blood, and started to draw six characters Six Jia evil talismans, until noon, I only drew three pieces.
Originally, I planned to continue drawing, but after thinking about it carefully, it seems that the power of this spell is really limited!After thinking about it, I feel that I still have to learn some Taoism.
I packed up the spells, put on my backpack and ran out the door, took a taxi and headed towards the mourning hall.
When I came to the Lingling Hall, the business inside was very good, and many 'masters' were telling fortunes and solving disasters for people inside?I suddenly envied them a little bit, they are paralyzed, they can earn thousands of thousands a day with just a little saliva, and fighting monsters with real knives and guns like me is of no benefit.
I walked to the door of Uncle Cong's office and went in. As soon as I entered, I saw Uncle Cong sleeping on the table?As soon as he saw me coming in, he yawned, stood up and said to me: "Huizi, why are you always hitting on me if you don't go to work all day!"
"Uncle Cong, I'm here to be diligent and eager to learn. I want to learn some Taoism. I don't think I'm very good at just knowing those spells!"
Uncle Cong nodded and said, "Chengdu has been haunted by monsters recently, so you can learn something. What kind of Taoism do you want to learn!" [
"It's awesome, it's powerful!" I blurted out, Uncle Cong gave me a white look, looked at me and said, "The relic that Wu Jiu gave you last time was taken away by Bai Chang, yes. Bar!"
"Hmm!" I nodded. Brother Xiang should have told Uncle Cong about this, and Uncle Cong told me, "Do you know why Wu Jiu only gave you and Han Sifan relics but not Xiangzi?"
I shook my head, I don't know where to go, Uncle Cong said: "Because Xiangzi doesn't need it, just like you did some time ago, it's too violent to use such a treasure as a defensive thing, Sheli The son is what a generation of eminent monks left behind when they finally passed away, and all the merits and virtues of a lifetime are in it!"
"Goodness!"
"Well!" Uncle Cong nodded and said, "Taoism is different from spell formation. The spell formation can attack demons and ghosts based on things such as black dog blood and cinnabar. Although all aspects of the spell are complicated, they remain the same. , if there is no such thing as black dog blood to restrain demons, the spell will naturally be useless!"
I nodded and asked, "I understand! But what does this have to do with Taoism!"
"Do you know why those Taoist priests do good deeds? Those monks also like to do good deeds. This is merit!" Uncle Cong squinted and said, "Let me explain to you this way! A person's merit is just the energy he accumulates. The more you accumulate If you have more, you can use Taoism, and if you use Taoism forcibly without merit, your lifespan will be reduced according to the power of your use of Taoism!"
I frowned slightly and asked, "Is merit so mysterious, something invisible and intangible!"
"Many people are like you. They feel that this thing is invisible and intangible, but in fact it is closely related to us. Merit can not only be used to use Taoism, but also bring good luck. For example, if your merit has accumulated to a certain level, When you are about to die, the underworld can renew your fee, allowing you to live for two more years!"
"I'm not a QQ member, and I still have to renew..." I said.
"Anyway, that's pretty much what it means!" Uncle Cong looked at me and said, "If that relic is on your body, you can safely and boldly use Taoism. That's why many people like to use charms. Your own merit!"
I asked, "Well, is it a meritorious deed to help the old lady cross the road?"
Uncle Cong glared at me and said: "Forget it, but it's insignificant. Don't think that merits are easy to accumulate. If you really want to learn Taoism, I can teach you, but you must know the severity. Don't use Taoism casually, otherwise the merits will be lost. It will deduct your lifespan, which is also the reason why many yin and yang live first!"
"Ah, ah, ah! I am blessed and blessed, come on! Teach me something amazing!" No matter how I said it, when I was young, I often went to help the old lady cross the road and the like!There must be a lot of merit.
"Give me the horoscope of your birthday, and I will calculate your merit first!" Uncle Cong shook his head, took out an abacus, and I asked, "Can merit be counted?" [
"Although it's not very accurate, it's probably okay!" Uncle Cong nodded, and I hurriedly reported my birth date, and Uncle Cong counted with his abacus.
Originally, I thought he could calculate it in two strokes, but I didn't expect him to calculate for 10 minutes without a clue, his forehead was full of big men, and his fingers on the abacus were getting faster and faster.
"Fuck, you're a hacker!" Uncle Cong threw his abacus down on the ground and scolded me, "Too fucking much, you paralyzed Tathagata Buddha in your previous life! Why are there so many?" Merit!"
"What's wrong!" I froze for a moment, and asked Uncle Cong, who was a little mad, his chest heaved greatly and his breathing was very short. He said, "I burn incense and worship Buddha every day. My merit is [-]. If you use this algorithm to calculate the amount of your merit, the number of digits on my abacus!"
Then Uncle Cong's face was unusually calm, he looked at me with straight eyes and asked, "Is your paralyzed past life the savior of the world?"
I shook my head and thought for a while and said, "It seems to be Ning Caichen! That's right!" I suddenly remembered that Master said before that I have another reincarnation, and I think these merits should be accumulated in that life.
Just when I was thinking, Uncle Cong hugged my arm coquettishly and said: "Lord, let's be friends! Give me some merit!"
"Fuck, I don't care about sex, Uncle, calm down!" I looked at Uncle Cong, sweating profusely, Uncle Cong finally called my master on the phone, and then whispered to my master It's a lot bigger, I'm sure he certainly doesn't speak Chinese, he's babbling.
I looked at Uncle Cong's appearance, and I had no choice but to grab the cell phone from his hand and pick it up myself.
"Hey, Satoko, what's wrong with you? You're crazy!" the master on the other side of the phone asked strangely,
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