Bai Gui Ye Xing

"Dry"

The six of us raised our wine glasses and drank a toast. After the six of us sat down, I asked Xu Dian, "Where are Xiaoxiao and your children coming with you?"

"Come here, I opened a room for them in the hotel opposite, and they are exhausted after a long drive." Xu Dian said while eating.

Tailong asked Brother Xiang: "Xiangzi, tell me why you suddenly want to get married so that brothers can mourn for you."

"Why do I mourn in silence when I get married?" Brother Xiang asked puzzled

"I'm going to get married, you have to guard a woman honestly, why don't you pay a moment of silence for your love saint?" Tai Long said with a smile

"I also have to drink to the reputation of my former lover"

……

Anyway, I was drinking with Brother Xiang that night and kept drinking until I felt like throwing up. The reasons for toasting at the end were all kinds of weird.

Brother Xiang, who was already drunk, his eyes turned red when he heard this, took the wine and did it without hesitation.

With a headache, I opened my eyes in a daze, as if someone was calling me, and I saw it was Sister Fan. Sister Fan looked at me complainingly and said, "Xiangzi is married, why are you taking him to drink?"

"What time is my daughter-in-law?" My head hurts like hell, I rubbed it with my hands

Sister Fan took out her mobile phone and checked the time: "Get up at six o'clock in the morning and change your clothes and prepare to follow Xiangzi to pick up the bride."

"Enen" Although my head still hurts and my whole body is sore and limp, but thinking that today is Brother Xiang's big wedding day, I can't lose the chain, so I just sat up and ran to the bathroom in the hotel room to wash up and look at my face in the mirror Very pale hair messy appearance very handsome image very temperament

Not bad, I wet my hands and scratched my hair randomly a few times to make the hair less ugly than before, then rinsed my face with water and sobered up a lot

When I walked out of the room, I saw Sister Fan doing makeup with a lot of cosmetics. I asked strangely: "Daughter-in-law, what are you doing with makeup?"

"Maybe some handsome guy will appear at the wedding banquet today." Sister Fan gave me a white look

I pretended to be surprised and looked at Sister Fan: "How dare you steal someone behind my back?"

"The mistake is stealing people in front of you. If you don't accept it, you bite me, haha." Sister Fan laughed and pointed to the chair next to her and said, "Sit down and I'll make you up."

I folded my hands in front of my face: "What do you want to do?"

"Make up." Sister Fan was holding cosmetics in front of me, ready to make her up, and said, "You don't want to embarrass Xiangzi even if you look like a best man now."

"What do you know? I'm already so handsome without makeup. If I wear makeup, I'll say it again. Today, I deliberately made myself handsome and temperamental. I made this appearance just for the sake of the village. Brother Xiang is also stupid If you don’t want a guy from Pan Changjiang to be your best man, you must find me who is more handsome than Pan An

"Stop talking nonsense and turn it into nothing" Sister Fan yelled at me

"If you don't turn yourself into a man, you have dignity, how can you pretend like a woman?" I don't know why, anyway, I hate men's makeup. A big man has to smear his face white. The red ones are like a clown, just like those guys in Korea, one by one makes them look like a peerless little subject [

I saw that kind of sissy on the street and beat me up. Now that Sister Fan asked me to make up, wouldn’t it make me a sissy?

"Do you really want to be beaten to death by me?" Sister Fan asked me, pumping her fists

"I can't kill you, I can only put on a little bit of lipstick at most, it's okay, I'm going to stop wearing such a scam." I still compromised and became the kind of person I despise the most.

I came to the bathroom mirror again. Half an hour ago, although my face was slightly pale, I was full of masculinity. Now in the mirror, I smeared something like flour on my cheeks, blush, and red lipstick on both sides of my mouth. Kindergarten children participating in singing competitions are just as short of getting a beauty mole on my forehead

I'm going to wonder if Brother Xiang deliberately asked her to ruin my appearance. I'm afraid that people will see my appearance even if I go out at a wedding, but the slight advantage is that others should not recognize my appearance. Who am I? When you meet someone you know, don't admit that I'm Chen Hui. I can't afford to lose this person.

I carefully looked at myself in the mirror again. No way, this is still too obvious. Some of these flours still can’t hide my handsome face. I need to add something. I took advantage of Sister Fan’s going out and didn’t know what to do, so I hurried to find it from her cosmetics. Put out a lot of cosmetics and apply them on my face so colorfully that I don’t recognize myself when I look in the mirror

Not bad, let’s not talk about others now, even my mother probably won’t recognize it’s me

Sister Fan came back soon, glanced at me and scolded: "You are crazy to make it so scary!"

"You don't care, you don't care" I waved my hand and ran out of the room cheerfully. Once I got out of the room, I thought something was wrong. I still need to find someone to test and see if they can recognize me.

I saw a cleaning aunt walking over there, and I rushed over to her and asked, "Auntie, do you know me?"

"Who are you?" The aunt glared at me.

"I really don't know me, please take a closer look." I pointed to my face and didn't continue.

"Oops" I covered my right eye and got punched by this auntie, but although my eyes hurt, it shows that my makeup has worked

I happily ran to the hall and watched those people busy one by one. No one cared about me, and no one knew me. Suddenly, a person I didn’t know ran up to me and shouted at me: “Why do Peking Opera singers come forward? After the run, we will rehearse two more games and hurry up."

"You only sing Beijing opera, I'm the best man" I yelled at this guy in dissatisfaction, everyone looked at me, brother Xiang immediately ran in front of me and circled me twice

"Zhizhi" smiled at Brother Xiang and shook his head and said, "I just asked Sister Fan to make you ugly with makeup. I didn't expect Sister Fan to be so cruel and directly made you completely unrecognizable. If you hadn't yelled at me yourself It's you if you don't come out"

I fucked his uncle, if he didn't get married today, I would rush to beat him up