People are in the heavens, wandering around the world

On the sixth day, prison.

The director said in a hoarse voice: "Scene 13 of "Street Fight", first shot, 1rd shot, action."

Chen She poked back with both elbows and lowered his arms, and the sound of "poof, poof" eggs shattered followed.

"Crack!" Chen Shebi made a pause gesture, lowered his head to think for a moment, and said to the two behind him: "Don't be deliberately poked by me, try to block it."

"Okay, Brother She." The two said in a numb tone with no love in their lives.

Director Chen Shechong nodded, indicating that it was all right.

"The 13th scene of "Street Fighting", the first scene, the 1th scene, action." The director said dumbly.

Chen She poked back with both elbows like he did hundreds of times before.

Behind him, the criminals on both sides raised their hands to cover their chests in advance like prophets.

Chen She's elbow was blocked, but the speed of swinging his arms was even faster, and he hit the crotch of the two with two "pops".

"what!"

"Ouch!"

Unexpectedly, the strength was much heavier than before. The two of them suffered from pain, jumped, and ran away screaming.

"It feels right this time." Chen She recalled the fluency of the move just now, and muttered to himself: "This move is used in this way, and the strength changes under different circumstances."

"Buy your seat, bury your seat, and do it again." Chen She said with a lot of meaning.

"It's still coming," the rest said in a broken voice.

Just this one back poking move has been performed more than 500 times in a row, and everyone is going to throw up when they change roles.

And Chen She can't control his strength well every time, whether it hits the ball or the stick, it really hurts.

"Brother Chen, take a break, you need to be relaxed when practicing martial arts." Fu Guosheng persuaded him, he was already sick of it.

Originally, Chen She and the others were going to demonstrate that one person singled out more than 20 swordsmen, and he was quite interested.

Who knew that after performing it twice, Chen She would focus on a specific scene.

More than 500 times, I watched the same scene more than 500 times in two days, it was better than melatonin, and at night, I dreamed of "poof, poof" slapping the crotch.

"You can't relax. The most important thing in practicing martial arts is to persevere." Chen She refused.

"Then you can't just practice this move, can you? Huang San still remembers many other moves, you can practice them instead."

"One skill is worse than a thousand tricks." Chen She said unmoved.

In fact, the real reason is that he didn't understand the other moves. Some moves looked very powerful, and he was blown away as soon as he touched someone.

But Chen She couldn't figure out the key point at all, and couldn't imitate it.

Only this move, perhaps because it suits his temperament better, he knows it at first glance, and the more he practices it, the better he becomes.

"Your tricks are already good enough. Besides, didn't you come here for further study? If you want to do big things, you can't do it with force alone. There are so many talents in the prison. You should also learn more." Fu Guosheng racked his brains to persuade him. road.

He didn't know what important event Chen She was going to do, and it was not easy to inquire about it according to the rules of the world, but it didn't hinder him from using it as an excuse.

"That's right, why didn't I think of it?" After hearing this, Chen She felt that it made sense. He looked at the prisoners and said, "Tell me, what kind of housekeeping skills do you all have? If you can catch your eyes, you will be responsible for teaching me from now on. You don't need to be a sparring partner anymore."

"Brother She, I will"

"Brother She, you must be interested in my skills"

"Brother She, I'll teach you."

Hearing that there is a chance to get out of the sea of ​​suffering, the prisoners rushed to say.

"Talk one by one, don't worry." Chen She raised his hand and pressed down, then pointed to one of them and said, "Talk first, what are you good at?"

"I'm good at drinking. Does drinking count?" the prisoner said weakly.

"I still need you to teach me how to drink? Have you ever f*cked drunk?" Chen She got angry when he heard about drinking, and cursed.

"Brother She, he didn't drink to death, but he almost hit him. He was drunk driving and hit a car."

"Hahahaha, I can't drink alcohol, and I can't drive." The other prisoners laughed.

"For you, what skills do you have?" Chen She pointed to the prisoner who smiled the happiest.

"Brother She, he has three hands, and he specializes in stealing mobile phones in big shopping malls." Before the man could speak, someone revealed the truth.

"What do you know? I call it the rational redistribution of social resources." The man stood up and defended.

"Go, go, go, I'm learning to take out my mobile phone for a fart." Chen She pulled him aside and said.

The three hands smiled, pointed at Chen She's trouser pockets, and said, "Brother She, don't you want to see if you lost anything?"

"Throw away the wool. When the things on your body came in, they were all taken away by the guards. Now your pockets are cleaner than your face." Chen She said as he took out his trouser pockets symbolically. He was stunned when he just put his hands in, and said in surprise : "Hey, where did this come from?"

When he took it out again, there was already a small piece of paper in his hand.

"Pick it out again, maybe there will be more?" The three hands laughed.

"How could there be more? I just touched it." Chen She retorted subconsciously, but seeing what he said was certain, he stretched out his hand again in doubt, and actually took out another small piece of paper, surprised: "When did you Put it in?"

"What about the previous one?" The three hands asked without answering.

"No, it's in my hand." Halfway through speaking, Chen She looked at his empty left hand and was stunned.

"Would you put it in your pocket?" Three fingers pointed to the trouser pocket.

Hearing this, Chen She reached into his pocket and took out a small piece of paper again.

Looking at the two small pieces of paper in his hand, he couldn't help admiring: "Awesome! The three hands are worthy of the name."

"Thank you Brother She for your compliment." The three hands clasped together, but the left hand protruded from the gap in the clothes and held the right hand, as if there were three hands.

"Okay, I count you as one, you don't need to practice with me anymore, just lie on the bed and rest, and think about how to teach me when the time comes." Chen She nodded at him, then picked another old man, and said: "You, what skills do you have? .”

"Brother She, I know ventriloquist." The old man said.

"Uh, what kind, licking men or licking women?" Chen She hesitated for a moment and asked.

"Lick? It's not licking, it's imitation." The old man was confused.

"What are you all doing together? Chen She, are you making trouble again?" At this moment, Li Guanjiao's voice suddenly rang out.

Swish, the crowd dispersed suddenly, leaving only Chen She and the old man in place.

"No, Instructor, you misunderstood. We are chatting and exchanging feelings." Chen She said halfway, and suddenly froze. The iron gate was empty, and there was no Instructor Li at all.

"Hahahaha, brother Chen, you've been fooled, this old man tricked you with ventriloquist." Fu Guosheng laughed in his voice.

"Huh? I didn't say anything." Fu Guosheng said with a blank expression.

Then, the two looked at the old man together.

"Better ventriloquist and ventriloquist." The old man cupped his hands at them and said with a smile, "You're making a fool of yourself, two bosses."

"Amazing! You're one of them, let's take a rest." Chen She gave a thumbs up and said, at the same time, he sighed in his heart, there are so many talents in the hall, and two of them are of intangible cultural heritage level.

Next, Chen She chose a lockpicker and a juggler from among them.

"Okay, I'll learn these four special skills first, and continue to be a training partner for the rest." Chen She knew that he couldn't eat too much, so he stopped there.

"Come on, Brother She, you haven't asked me yet?" A somewhat handsome guy said anxiously.

"What are you doing?" The handsome guy repelled the principle, Chen She had been ignoring his existence, and at this moment he jumped out by himself and asked.

"Brother She, I set up a trap and played fairy dance." The boy said.

"Don't learn, don't learn. I'm sure I'll keep the fairies for myself, so I'm reluctant to take them out to make a fool of myself." Chen She shook his head and said, "Besides, wouldn't I rob them if I'm short of money? Why bother to do something? Immortal jump."

"My special skill is not fairy dance." The young man shook his head, pointed at his crotch, and said triumphantly, "Brother She, why do you think those girls follow me willingly and even help me out?"

"Uh, because you're older?"

"Talent is one aspect, but skill is also very important." The boy said proudly.

"Ahem. Well, count yourself in. In fact, my talent alone is enough, mainly because of curiosity, pure curiosity." Chen She coughed dryly, then looked at Fu Guosheng, and said, "Old Fu, aren't you Is the intercourse technique not effective, learn this, in case it is useful."