I am Master Maoshan

Chapter 175 Join
"You let me join your team, okay? I can be both civil and military and cute." The panda demon hugged Liu Jun's leg, completely ignoring his own wound, grinning in pain and still not letting go.

"Big brother, can you let go first?"

"Promise me, promise me and I will let go"

"You tell me why you want to join my team?"

"Because the men are handsome and the women are beautiful, everyone is very harmonious and united, and they are also very friendly to others. I like this place, I like everyone, alas, worry-free"

"You tell the truth, if you don't tell the truth, you can't join"

The Panda Demon hesitated for a moment, seeing that Liu Jun was about to leave again impatiently, he said anxiously: "Because you are strong, you will definitely be able to protect me, and I have had enough of living alone."

"Welcome to join, you sleep on the sofa." After Liu Jun finished speaking, he saw that the Panda Demon let go, and took a step forward, and then the Panda Demon grabbed Liu Jun's leg again like lightning, "Boom" Liu Jun fell to the ground.

Climbing up with difficulty, Liu Jun looked at the Panda Monster angrily: "You are so meow, you are even allowed to join, what do you want to do!?"

"Well, I just want to ask, there is wood and bamboo, I have finished eating bamboo, and can you not let me sleep on the sofa, I am a national treasure" said the panda demon weakly.

"No, I can't, get out, ask me to kill you again," Liu Jun got up and left after speaking.

The leftover panda demon muttered to himself in the back, "It's as if you didn't break the law if you beat me to death. Is there any bear power?"

Although the Panda Monster's brain often goes crazy, but fortunately his body is very clean and has no peculiar smell, so Liu Jun let him sleep on the sofa.

Going back to each room to sleep, Liuli Moli went shopping in the morning, Liu Qingxuan went to the ninth operating room of his own and didn't know what to do, while Liu Jun called An Xinyu, asked if anything happened, and took I took the fat man to the supermarket to buy some dog food and snacks.

"Brother Liu, do you think Brother Gou is too hypocritical, he obviously likes dog food, but he says it's some animal snack?"

While changing the packaging of dog food and dog snacks, Liu Jun said: "I admire your courage. If you go and say it in front of Brother Gou, there will definitely be some interesting scenes."

"dare not dare"

After changing the packaging, the two drove to the store and cleaned up the store first.The boss didn't come back for a long time, and the tables, chairs and counters were covered with a layer of dust, and the two of them cleaned up for more than half an hour.

Only then did he take those animal food and animal snacks from the trunk to the road and give them to Brother Gou.

Brother Gou is still the same, lying on the carpet and falling asleep, the flesh on his body trembles, and the folds of the flesh can kill flies.

Open the bag of dog food, no, animal food, and push it in front of Brother Gou.

Brother Gou shrugged his nose, opened his eyes, got up and ate, "Kuan Chi Kuang Chi" without looking at Liu Jun at all.

After eating for a while, Brother Gou stopped talking, "Tell me, what's the matter with you, it took you so long to come"

Then Liu Jun told Brother Gou what happened during this period, including his handling of the mobile phone ghost.

After pondering for a while, Brother Gou said, "That crystal, you really have to take it to the underworld to deal with it, and use your good and evil orders to go on. And your puppet doll, you said that a formation spirit sealed the formation into the doll's body, and the formation Ling, it’s not simple, but it shouldn’t be malicious to you. As for your handling of mobile phone ghosts, you just need to remember that you are human, and you can’t meddle in these things yourself. For example, you don’t like Jiang Wei, but you don’t want to do it yourself , damage your lifespan, as for other people or ghost revenge, it has nothing to do with you, you just follow your heart."

"Well, I see, thank you brother dog"

"You and Fatty will go to hell here, take this, and throw this away if you have any problems"

Brother Gou gave Liu Jun a handful of dog hair, and Liu Jun happily took it. What is the purpose of his visit? Isn’t it just to ask for a talisman, or why would he go to the underworld, so handsome, what if the evil spirits take a fancy to him? , Handsome, and sometimes troublesome, Liu Jun said it after thinking about it, and then saw Brother Gou looking at him with contempt.

"You have time to look at your brain, don't try to save money, treat it well!"

Liu Jun went downstairs in embarrassment, saying that he couldn't beat Brother Gou, and he would be beaten as soon as he was said, and he would be beaten easily if he resisted.

"Fatty, follow me to the underworld"

"Send crystals? Brother Gou said that this thing has to be sent to the underworld?"

"Yes" Then Liu Jun took out the Good and Evil Token, and looked at it, how the hell does this work to go to the underworld?No way.

Holding the token of good and evil in his hand, he shook it left and right, up and down, fiddled with it for a while, and then, the token of good and evil went berserk, soaring into the air, gave Liu Jun a head blow like lightning, and a black door appeared in the middle of the store.

"I wipe, the portal? Such an advanced thing?" Liu Jun didn't care about being knocked by the Order of Good and Evil, and touched the dark door, and it felt good.

"Will you be able to go to the underworld if you go in?" Liu Jun looked up at the Order of Good and Evil and asked.

The Good and Evil Order couldn't speak, it just flew out and flew back at high speed, knocked Liu Jun into the door, and circled around the fat man again.

Seeing this posture, the fat man hurriedly said, "Wait, don't move, I'll do it myself." Hearing Brother Liu's screams, he knew that it was not comfortable to bump into it, and he was not stupid.

Sure enough, after the fat man walked in, he felt dizzy, but it didn't hurt at all, and the place where he landed was soft, so he was comfortable to sit on.

"Fatty, if you don't go down again, I'll chop off your butt and stew it"

"Damn it, brother Liu." The fat man got up smartly, looked at the place where he was sitting just now, Liu Jun was lying there, and hurried forward to pull him up.

"Fatty, it's time for you to lose weight"

"Why should I reduce the meat my parents gave me?"

"I asked girl Huanhuan, she likes strong ones, you belong to fat ones"

"Brother Liu, go back and supervise me to lose weight and exercise"

The two walked forward while chatting, suddenly Liu Jun stopped, "Damn it, we are people who came down."

"That's right, what will we do if we don't come down?" Fatty looked puzzled, what's wrong with Brother Liu.

"What I mean is that our physical bodies have also come down! We have come down as a whole person, not our souls have left the body."

"Isn't that great, how comfortable it is to have a physical body?"

He rolled his eyes at Fatty, "The other ghosts feel the same way, how comfortable it is to have a physical body!"

"Have you ever heard of Tang Monk Meat? We were close, but this body that can enter the underworld is also very fragrant. For the ghosts in the underworld, especially those who are nostalgic for the human world, they cannot be reincarnated. If you take our body, you can go back."

"What's the matter, let's go back first?" The fat man was also a little panicked, Tang Seng's ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties, and their eleventh difficulty might be the end of the game.

"Don't panic, don't panic, all the talismans are brought in, it's good, it's safe, let's go, let's keep going, give the crystal out early, get out early"

When Liu Jun and the others walked forward for a while, they were about at the place where the sign was erected by the Environmental Protection Bureau of the Underworld.

There were a few ghosts wandering around there, their whole bodies were entwined with ghost aura, and they looked vicious and terrifying.

"Why do I smell a stranger?"

"Strange person? Eat or possess?"

"Damn it, why did we escape, isn't it just to go back to the world, this hell is too much to suffer, can't you tell the difference between eating one meal and eating many meals?"

"Boss, it's reasonable." The evil ghosts looked at Liu Jun and Fatty fiercely.

Looking at this posture, Liu Jun knew that he would definitely not be able to get around these evil spirits in front of him, so he took out the Good and Evil Order and hung it on his waist.

The evil spirits naturally knew about the order of good and evil, and they all hesitated. They dared to possess strangers, but they had to think carefully about the appointment of ghosts.

"It doesn't matter, let's fight hard, turn a bicycle into a motorcycle, give it a go, go back to the world and have fun, let's go"

This shit, he must have been a desperado before he was alive, even Liu Jun revealed his good and evil decree, yet this gang rushed up to catch the two of them for possession.

A five-thunder talisman was thrown, and it fell to the ground after a flash of electricity.Water? ? ?
"Haha, you're dumbfounded. I know you are Taoists. I don't know you can't use talismans in the underworld."

The leading evil spirit smiled so complacently that half of his face almost fell off.

(End of this chapter)